(april fools)htc have released the drivers!!!!! (april fools) - Tilt, TyTN II, MDA Vario III General

get them here
yes this was an april fools joke and yes if i had posted this any other day it would not have been fun,
so to the people that was not fooled well spoted,
to the people that was fooled and found it funny good for you,
and to all the other people that was fooled and carnt take a joke on april fools day take a long hard look at yourselfs then lighten up!!
ps fingers crossed they do release an update or driver i realy hope they do
pps i did post this b4 12pm were i live

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ur impooper use of grammur lead me to believe dat dis was a joke. Nice Try

I didn't even have to click on the thread to know it was a joke. That's not funny dude.

This is not funny ... it's simply mean.

This IS funny...
especially when you imagine the faces of the people clicking on the link

^Nope, now its even more unfunny.

what burns besides witches??? pimpley looking school kiddies that have access to the net

Officially the least funny thing I've seen in a very long time. You can almost hear the tumbleweed.
It's also past midday, so doesn't even count.

To the poster of this thread here is a link for you to try, but we already know the answer. Here is is---- http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=dip****

cowdar1 said:
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dude atleast dnt make it so obvious.. dint even click.. atleast hide d status bar message..

C'mon guys. Today is April Fool's Day!

C'mon guys. Today is April Fool's Day!
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well said

Related

I'm on xda-devs too much

Thought i'd celebrate. This is my 700th post.
I think i'm on XDA-devs way too much.
Opinions?
fzzyrn said:
Thought i'd celebrate. This is my 700th post.
I think i'm on XDA-devs way too much.
Opinions?
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Yeah, same here, I'm here all the time, but I'm catching up !
dang dude...
you joined in feb of this year?
wowzers
i basically handle all the tech support in the herald forums as well as spam policing.
i guess the elf forums need more help?
fzzyrn said:
dang dude...
you joined in feb of this year?
wowzers
i basically handle all the tech support in the herald forums as well as spam policing.
i guess the elf forums need more help?
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LOL! I know, when I think about it, I wonder how I managed to post so much in a few months, but I go through a bunch of sections each night and it's only 4 posts a day average! I think it's due to the increase of juniors and the off the wall questions, and of course, the serious users looking for help/answers. The problem is as soon as I set everything up I want to change it, so then I'm back to another round of posting. Sigh.....I need a beer .
exactly. If you'll notice, i've expanded my tech support tyranny into the elf and artemis forums. I can't let you beat me now...!!
you think youre on too much?
i wake up in the morninng.
turn on my computer.
go eat while it loads up.
finsh eating and go to my computer.
open up internet. what? xda-devs: new posts
i am on there til i go to sleep (around 2-3)
DAYUM!!!!!!!!
I do that too, actually
but xda-devs has to share with engadget, gizmodo, facebook, diabolo.ca, deviantart, gmail, ER, wjf forums, and actual juggling and diabolo.
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you think youre on too much?
i wake up in the morninng.
turn on my computer.
go eat while it loads up.
finsh eating and go to my computer.
open up internet. what? xda-devs: new posts
i am on there til i go to sleep (around 2-3)
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I have those days, there the ones that make me look like I've been up for 3 days straight!
ha. thats EVERYDAY for me.
well at least during summer.
but during school its just 5-10
HaHa, you Xda-Dev monsters!
Im a n00b, and low-poster, just because i have to work, and have not so much time
If not, i would spam here-n-there!
Have a nice day, folks, see ya on Xda-Dev!
I love xda-developers. I'm Singaporean and I'm going to Vegas for a convention - what recommendations does anyone have for me (a first-timer in USA) that isn't politically correct on Google?
I wish I was cool enough to be geekified and smart. Alas, I am only good enough to be interested in gadgets but not knowing anything about them.
krystalchoo said:
I love xda-developers. I'm Singaporean and I'm going to Vegas for a convention - what recommendations does anyone have for me (a first-timer in USA) that isn't politically correct on Google?
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Hi, I live in exciting non-stop LV...you will have a lot of fun. PM me any specific things to do questions.
If you're female...
get married, get pregnant, get a divorce, stick the guy up for alimony and child support
and all it takes is one night. Only in vegas.
fzzyrn said:
If you're female...
get married, get pregnant, get a divorce, stick the guy up for alimony and child support
and all it takes is one night. Only in vegas.
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Shhhhhh....
Your making us Americans look bad.
TheChampJT said:
Shhhhhh....
Your making us Americans look bad.
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too bad that its true :/
TheCopacabanaMan said:
HaHa, you Xda-Dev monsters!
Im a n00b, and low-poster, just because i have to work, and have not so much time
If not, i would spam here-n-there!
Have a nice day, folks, see ya on Xda-Dev!
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what's your doctor opinion 'bout it...
did he.. CRY?
my doctor is actually on the forums. I've forgotten his screenname, but i'd know it when i see it.
he has an ATT tilt, in case you were wondering
all this make me look so bad
my doctor is actually on the forums.
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hhhehh..i should know
we all are addicts, then..
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my doctor is actually on the forums. I've forgotten his screenname, but i'd know it when i see it.
he has an ATT tilt, in case you were wondering
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I'd be nervous trusting my life in the hands of an xda user, depending on how much he is on!

4000 posts FTW

Just thought I'd celebrate the fact that I have too much time on my hands!
4000!
​
I'm so close!
Not really, but I shall humour you!
Congrats on this feat and welcome back to the forum
It's a true show of how much time I should be using for better things...
Thanks!
LMAO, Double posting????? Posts 5 and 6 are identical.
Is that how you got that many posts?
JK
4000 U Go Dude! I finally just made my 1000th post!! Let the Party begin!!!
P1Tater said:
LMAO, Double posting????? Posts 5 and 6 are identical.
Is that how you got that many posts?
JK
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That's odd. To me, your post is #6
My PC's been doing weird stuff today...
well done mate
not been on in ages, but as soon as i saw 4000 posts ftw, i knew it would be you
just dont be on here during your a levels like I was, and now 3 days to go and im ****ting it
your pc is probably broken by all the cookies form xda..
Rory
rorydaredkign said:
well done mate
not been on in ages, but as soon as i saw 4000 posts ftw, i knew it would be you
just dont be on here during your a levels like I was, and now 3 days to go and im ****ting it
your pc is probably broken by all the cookies form xda..
Rory
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That means 10 days till GCSE results...
Good luck with results!
Damn cookies! I'll clear the crud from my computer soon!
hey grats on your 4k posts! i wonder who has the most posts on xda..
also, i think the most posts i've seen listed for one person was 55k on a gamespot forum. that is just ridiculous lol
rudegar has the most.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30
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rudegar has the most.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30
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Ahhh, I didn't even think to search for it lol. thanks for showing me
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rudegar has the most.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30
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I wonder when I will be that lucky to have 4,000 post.
AllTheWay said:
I wonder when I will be that lucky to have 4,000 post.
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In 430 posts. That'll take what... a Week?
AllTheWay said:
I wonder when I will be that lucky to have 4,000 post.
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Well, divide the number of posts left, by your current posts-per-day, and you end up with: 60.13986013986013986013986013986 days! (430/7.15)
Have fun!
i got 900 a bit back, but i'm on vacation now, so my posts per day are kind of low. working on 1000!
Woot Woot 1,500 posts I'll be at 4,000 in no time!
I have over 7,000 back at 1src.com
i've got about 350 on diabolo.ca, but i have more posts here than on any other place. by the end of the year, i should have a sizeable youtube, though.

This Is Just Sad....

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It’s that time of the year again, when you are home alone for your birthday. Well, do not worry because your Windows Phone has prepared a cake for you to blow out the candles when the time comes, because that is just how much it loves you and how much you should love it. To make it work, you simply need to blow into your device’s microphone and the candles go out when you apply enough air.
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yes it is.
some (most) of your off topic posts are the complete nonsense, this is going beyond that
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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I didn't actually notice the quote until your second post (new forum theme). I thought you were just posting an empty post to see what reaction you get.
I was once told that purple makes you mad...
I guess the sentiments of my first post still stand anyway
LOL. Well I appreciate your sympathy!
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
PurpleLlamaLover said:
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
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Agreed.
Only tried it just as I logged on, and your thread was the first thing I (incorrectly) read. It's off now already I like how unique this place looks, and not too bright (harsh on the eyes).
Defenitly, plus the new theme makes everything bigger!
I had to chuckle to myself when i saw that post on the portal, surley not everyone is alone who has a winmo phone?!?!
New theme does make everything to big - I don't like it so much Yay for yellow and brown!
Yea, it makes me wonder bout the developer....
More sad
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
I was just saying, it seems like a sad app for lonely people... But anyway, can someone (orb) make a certain thread (national sea monkey day) go on the Portal as an example of what not to put? (Or maybe an example of excellence in the postery category, a little compliment wouldn't hurt )
Ohh I see!
Lol, I´ll see what I can do
WOOT! Now everyone can enjoy the celebration of Sea Monkeys!
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
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Dude OhhMyyGoood We should raid cuba and their sea monkeys and make it a nation! Well call it Offtopia And you me and thee llamma will rule it! Or he can be the first ever maskot to represent an entire nation
Ooooooh, interesting!
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
6 months later and it's still sad
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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Oh, there are posters outside of off-topic?
I think I will do that my bday is the 9th of January someone get at me with a blowing out candle app before the 9th so i can blow out my candles an it willl get me modavated enough to develop somtin good for 011 lol ;}
Sent from my CBW Blaze using XDA App

[Q] Something happened to me...

Since this is off-topic...
Anyway, I wonder if any of you remember this song, it's a hip-hop one that says that the girl is like a broken record in his eyes and she keeps flashing in front of his eyeballs...
Well, I'm facing that problem now.
Anyone else had this problem before
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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No, it's not really about the song... although your response reminded me of a joke about a girl with a broken carburetor in here car, running home to find her husband cheating. She wrote to the local newspaper help column and the help column guy explained how to fix broken carburetors.
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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u know maybe ur rite
sakai4eva said:
Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
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Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
jaszek said:
Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
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Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
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Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
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If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mind games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
dkyle said:
If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mid games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
maheshpatel said:
Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
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LOL
And I'm forgetting you're just an hour's train away from my GF. Mind consoling her while I go hunt my jailbait?
Mind you, she might get a bit racist, but she's crazy once you get to know her (!)
Yeah... all's fair in love and war. That's why Genghis Khan got castrated while trying to rape a princess from a country he conquered.
@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
so many stalkers in this thread
Picture please
and here come the trolls
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@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
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Well, I have had it the first moment I saw option B, so...
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so many stalkers in this thread
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Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
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Picture please
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Beg moar? That would be very stalker-ish, especially considering that I'm trying to stabilize myself by not thinking of her.
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and here come the trolls
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Yeah... let's not descend into the level of madness... like the image board that must not be named (rules 1 & 2). You know what I mean
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Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
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I'll have to remember this one. I like it, had a couple of those lately.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
dkyle said:
I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
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Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
sakai4eva said:
Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
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Well I have to say I never thought of it like that, but they are good at invading my mind. They also seem to get better at it if I already have a girl. I'm not sure if that's my fault or if they do it on purpose. As for how to deal with it. I wish I knew how because so far it doesn't seem to be working.
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[Q] Please Help me out - i really like someone

hi everyone,
i really really love someone in my year but dont know how to talk to her, ive never really talked to any girls. We are friends on facebook and i was going to talk to her today but shyed off. its half term now so wont see her for a week should i just tell her that i love her on facebook as i dont think i can hold it in for a week, im missing her already
any help is appreciated
thanks
Don't tell her you love her straight away dude... That could get creepy
I take it you're from the UK if you broke up today? And I take it you found this site because you googled relationship advice and came across Alan's threads thinking this was a dating advice site
Some nice deducctions here eh?
You might want to start with saying "Hi", everything else will follow after that.. I suppose you know how to talk right, so that won't be a problem. You've got to learn to step over your shyness anyway, this seems like a nice way to start
How 'bout practise on some other girls too first
how do you love her if u never talked to her? how old are u ?
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Don't tell her you love her straight away dude... That could get creepy
I take it you're from the UK if you broke up today? And I take it you found this site because you googled relationship advice and came across Alan's threads thinking this was a dating advice site
Some nice deducctions here eh?
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Ok i won't, nd yeah im in UK, however i go on this site quite a lot coz i have an HTC HD2 and am always looking for good custom roms xda rules
I think one of my friends kinda told her but heck im gonna try to talk to her after half term
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Ok i won't, nd yeah im in UK, however i go on this site quite a lot coz i have an HTC HD2 and am always looking for good custom roms xda rules
I think one of my friends kinda told her but heck im gonna try to talk to her after half term
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Haha Okay Just saw the one post
Okay Awesome! Good luck
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how do you love her if u never talked to her? how old are u ?
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im 16, i dunno i just really seem to like her nd shes always in my head (not in a sexual way) and i cant exactly go 5 minutes without thinking of her
well im sorry to tell ya since itll be your first few times ull prolly mess up and the one after and after and after ... ull get it sooner or later but dont give up its the only way ull ever have one
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You might want to start with saying "Hi", everything else will follow after that.. I suppose you know how to talk right, so that won't be a problem. You've got to learn to step over your shyness anyway, this seems like a nice way to start
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yeah i tried to overcome it today, will try again when school starts cheers
Maybe he is a natural in seducing woman
Ask her if she wants sex. If she answers 'no', ask her if she minds laying still while you have it.
all in your hands
LOL @ nerdy interwebz kids thinking about love at 1st sight. hahahaha if you dont know how to talk to girls and cant socialize with them maybe its time to go outside or attempt to talk to people in your school, assuming your young and still in school or at least i hope so or else this whole thread is complete utter hilarity...
i think you should go on facebook and tell her you love her... see what happens next !
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LOL @ nerdy interwebz kids thinking about love at 1st sight. hahahaha if you dont know how to talk to girls and cant socialize with them maybe its time to go outside or attempt to talk to people in your school, assuming your young and still in school or at least i hope so or else this whole thread is complete utter hilarity...
i think you should go on facebook and tell her you love her... see what happens next !
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Actually can i just say that i spend most of my time outside:
I am Top in year for badminton, captain of 1st XI Hockey Team and 1st XI of Cricket Team and have around 5 matches every week so im not nerdy and i only get back home at around 8pm - 9pm everyday so yeah i pretty much stay outside the house
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Actually can i just say that i spend most of my time outside:
I am Top in year for badminton, captain of 1st XI Hockey Team and 1st XI of Cricket Team and have around 5 matches every week so im not nerdy and i only get back home at around 8pm - 9pm everyday so yeah i pretty much stay outside the house
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thats a good start... but how are your social skills... are you nervous to talk to all girls or just this one in general?
and badminton? srsly? LOL
Badminton is baller as f*uck actually
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Badminton is baller as f*uck actually
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haha nothing like smakin a birdie around i guess lol
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haha nothing like smakin a birdie around i guess lol
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Its actually extremely tiring when you play against county champions, nd my main sport is hockey followed by cricket then badminton
WarBird87 said:
thats a good start... but how are your social skills... are you nervous to talk to all girls or just this one in general?
and badminton? srsly? LOL
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Hi, I am fine talking to girls in my classes but am nervous when talking to those who are not in my classes, its mainly just this one girl though

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