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I'm on xda-devs too much

Thought i'd celebrate. This is my 700th post.
I think i'm on XDA-devs way too much.
Opinions?

fzzyrn said:
Thought i'd celebrate. This is my 700th post.
I think i'm on XDA-devs way too much.
Opinions?
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Yeah, same here, I'm here all the time, but I'm catching up !

dang dude...
you joined in feb of this year?
wowzers
i basically handle all the tech support in the herald forums as well as spam policing.
i guess the elf forums need more help?

fzzyrn said:
dang dude...
you joined in feb of this year?
wowzers
i basically handle all the tech support in the herald forums as well as spam policing.
i guess the elf forums need more help?
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LOL! I know, when I think about it, I wonder how I managed to post so much in a few months, but I go through a bunch of sections each night and it's only 4 posts a day average! I think it's due to the increase of juniors and the off the wall questions, and of course, the serious users looking for help/answers. The problem is as soon as I set everything up I want to change it, so then I'm back to another round of posting. Sigh.....I need a beer .

exactly. If you'll notice, i've expanded my tech support tyranny into the elf and artemis forums. I can't let you beat me now...!!

you think youre on too much?
i wake up in the morninng.
turn on my computer.
go eat while it loads up.
finsh eating and go to my computer.
open up internet. what? xda-devs: new posts
i am on there til i go to sleep (around 2-3)

DAYUM!!!!!!!!
I do that too, actually
but xda-devs has to share with engadget, gizmodo, facebook, diabolo.ca, deviantart, gmail, ER, wjf forums, and actual juggling and diabolo.

kidnamedAlbert said:
you think youre on too much?
i wake up in the morninng.
turn on my computer.
go eat while it loads up.
finsh eating and go to my computer.
open up internet. what? xda-devs: new posts
i am on there til i go to sleep (around 2-3)
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I have those days, there the ones that make me look like I've been up for 3 days straight!

ha. thats EVERYDAY for me.
well at least during summer.
but during school its just 5-10

HaHa, you Xda-Dev monsters!
Im a n00b, and low-poster, just because i have to work, and have not so much time
If not, i would spam here-n-there!
Have a nice day, folks, see ya on Xda-Dev!

I love xda-developers. I'm Singaporean and I'm going to Vegas for a convention - what recommendations does anyone have for me (a first-timer in USA) that isn't politically correct on Google?
I wish I was cool enough to be geekified and smart. Alas, I am only good enough to be interested in gadgets but not knowing anything about them.

krystalchoo said:
I love xda-developers. I'm Singaporean and I'm going to Vegas for a convention - what recommendations does anyone have for me (a first-timer in USA) that isn't politically correct on Google?
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Hi, I live in exciting non-stop LV...you will have a lot of fun. PM me any specific things to do questions.

If you're female...
get married, get pregnant, get a divorce, stick the guy up for alimony and child support
and all it takes is one night. Only in vegas.

fzzyrn said:
If you're female...
get married, get pregnant, get a divorce, stick the guy up for alimony and child support
and all it takes is one night. Only in vegas.
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Shhhhhh....
Your making us Americans look bad.

TheChampJT said:
Shhhhhh....
Your making us Americans look bad.
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too bad that its true :/

TheCopacabanaMan said:
HaHa, you Xda-Dev monsters!
Im a n00b, and low-poster, just because i have to work, and have not so much time
If not, i would spam here-n-there!
Have a nice day, folks, see ya on Xda-Dev!
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what's your doctor opinion 'bout it...
did he.. CRY?

my doctor is actually on the forums. I've forgotten his screenname, but i'd know it when i see it.
he has an ATT tilt, in case you were wondering

all this make me look so bad

my doctor is actually on the forums.
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hhhehh..i should know
we all are addicts, then..

fzzyrn said:
my doctor is actually on the forums. I've forgotten his screenname, but i'd know it when i see it.
he has an ATT tilt, in case you were wondering
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I'd be nervous trusting my life in the hands of an xda user, depending on how much he is on!

Wow (possible NSFW)

So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!

Are you after beta testers?

Um... wow. I have a great sex toy already, and it also cooks and cleans... A little too emotional sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it ****s better than any inanimate object you'll throw together. Hey guys....
GET A GIRLFRIEND

Wow, talk about off-topic.

robinsonsam said:
Are you after beta testers?
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LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!

burgertime said:
LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
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says the boy who has never felt vagina...
HAHA just kidding, just kidding. This thread just leaves you open to so many burns I don't know where to start. ;-)

P1Tater said:
Wow, talk about off-topic.
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LOL! This is about as off topic as you can get in a PPC forum.
Why in the hell would you even post this?
It's a little odd.......

burgertime said:
So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
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Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.

Kraize92 said:
Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
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Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.

Edited myself, I forgot mods have a soft spot for comments made between Kraize and I. It was said with good intentions, I promise.

JimmyMcGee said:
Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
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Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.

Kraize92 said:
Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
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Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!

kidnamedAlbert said:
Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
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I'd agree. You may think your daughter is innocent, but unless you know her every move which is kinda scary, but if you do, then you have nothing to be afraid of. I mean I'm not a man whore who goes around sleeping with all the women I can find. I stick to one But it would be nice if parents started to talk about this to their kids. (Mind you, I come from a place where they would never discuss or have a sex talk EVER)

No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.

burgertime said:
No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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Wait wait. Was that directed at me? lol? I'm not muslim btw

Lol no I was not implying that you were Muslim, just that it's no more off topic then those topics.

Any update? lol

I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.

hotrod101 said:
I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
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*Cough* *Cough*
Discussions are totally fine as long as it doesn't lead to any revealing photos, videos, etc. I mean kids can now go to Wal-Mart and buy condoms. No one will stop you. You just have to get used to it. I understand many might be uncomfortable with that idea, but still. It's the generation gap you could say.

mikechannon said:
I know you guys know where to draw the line.
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I certainly do, but does everyone else?

age thread?

what happened to that thread, i dont think anyone was posting about smoother is possibly fixxxer or fixxxer is really clark kent etc. Was it violating any rules? I thought it was a great thread and finally getting to be able to know everyone better.

+1 Where the heck did it go.

my ten chars wanna know WTF? I thought that was a pretty good "get to know you" thread. I certainly learned stuff about you guys i didn't know before...
Could we maybe get an offtopic header so that folks can blow off some steam without pissing everyone off?

Agreed. I figured idle chat would be fine in the "general" section.

subcypher said:
Agreed. I figured idle chat would be fine in the "general" section.
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exactly right? it was posted in the correct forum no one was being rude or abrasive. weird.

Agreed.. That was a good thread.
I'm 31, I have no kids and I typically behave like I'm still 17, only not quite as reckless anymore

maybe the bad word is shenanigans?
Now I've done it.
I did like how that conversation was going.

Well, if we want to continue it here, I'm game. I was working on my post at the time of deletion.
I'm 33. Employed, working as many hours as possible since I was 14. College graduate (BA in History, oddly enough). I've been married once and will be again in the not-so-distant future. I have a girlfriend and a 2 year-old daughter. I've been a tech nerd for over 25 years. I bought my first computer (Tandy 1000 RLX/HD) in 1990 when they cost $1000. Yes, that was a lot of lawns in the 90s. My first cell phone was a Tandy CT-350 purchased in 1993.

gunnyman said:
maybe the bad word is shenanigans?
Now I've done it.
I did like how that conversation was going.
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Why'd you have to say shenanigans in my thread??? now its going to get removed, not even closed. totally gone.

I am a taurus, I like red tomatoes and black capped chickadees. (if you get that reference you're old)

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Why'd you have to say shenanigans in my thread??? now its going to get removed, not even closed. totally gone.
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I haz a sorry

gunnyman said:
I am a taurus, I like red tomatoes and black capped chickadees. (if you get that reference you're old)
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i had to google it

Shawn, 28 will be 29 in a couple weeks w00t w00t. Married 8 years this august, a 6 yo son and 4 yo daughter, work for a telecom expense management company i dont do anything really with computers there except use them so i'm not as geeky as i'd like to be but still geekier than most.

-I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."-
I'm a 30yo virgin, married to the church. I enjoy quiet time to myself, long walk on the beach, and making my own cilices.
*please note, I am making fun of myself here, not anyone else or anyone's religious beliefs*

shenanigans?

sdotcarlisle said:
Why'd you have to say shenanigans in my thread??? now its going to get removed, not even closed. totally gone.
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Next person who says shenanigans is going to get pistol whipped

tejasrichard said:
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
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Dammit...lol

Dare I suggest you start this thread one more time with the poll again, that was interesting
ps... Shenanigans

Whoever removed it should put it back..........I think the mods are on crack today......LOL

chfields said:
Whoever removed it should put it back..........I think the mods are on crack today......LOL
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i think so too
Edit* about it being put back. I can neither confirm nor deny the mods are smoking crack.

This Is Just Sad....

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It’s that time of the year again, when you are home alone for your birthday. Well, do not worry because your Windows Phone has prepared a cake for you to blow out the candles when the time comes, because that is just how much it loves you and how much you should love it. To make it work, you simply need to blow into your device’s microphone and the candles go out when you apply enough air.
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yes it is.
some (most) of your off topic posts are the complete nonsense, this is going beyond that

OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.

PurpleLlamaLover said:
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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I didn't actually notice the quote until your second post (new forum theme). I thought you were just posting an empty post to see what reaction you get.
I was once told that purple makes you mad...
I guess the sentiments of my first post still stand anyway

LOL. Well I appreciate your sympathy!
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!

PurpleLlamaLover said:
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
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Agreed.
Only tried it just as I logged on, and your thread was the first thing I (incorrectly) read. It's off now already I like how unique this place looks, and not too bright (harsh on the eyes).

Defenitly, plus the new theme makes everything bigger!

I had to chuckle to myself when i saw that post on the portal, surley not everyone is alone who has a winmo phone?!?!
New theme does make everything to big - I don't like it so much Yay for yellow and brown!

Yea, it makes me wonder bout the developer....

More sad
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!

I was just saying, it seems like a sad app for lonely people... But anyway, can someone (orb) make a certain thread (national sea monkey day) go on the Portal as an example of what not to put? (Or maybe an example of excellence in the postery category, a little compliment wouldn't hurt )

Ohh I see!
Lol, I´ll see what I can do

WOOT! Now everyone can enjoy the celebration of Sea Monkeys!

orb3000 said:
I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
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Dude OhhMyyGoood We should raid cuba and their sea monkeys and make it a nation! Well call it Offtopia And you me and thee llamma will rule it! Or he can be the first ever maskot to represent an entire nation

Ooooooh, interesting!

orb3000 said:
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.

6 months later and it's still sad

bbobeckyj said:
Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol

Coldskiesfullofblue said:
With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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Oh, there are posters outside of off-topic?

I think I will do that my bday is the 9th of January someone get at me with a blowing out candle app before the 9th so i can blow out my candles an it willl get me modavated enough to develop somtin good for 011 lol ;}
Sent from my CBW Blaze using XDA App

everyone with a facebook like this!!!!!!!!!!!!11one

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2113836898890&set=p.2113836898890&type=1&theater
if my friend gets the most likes in this contest he gets free lacrosse shorts and it will be awesome. thanks in advance

That seems like a lot of effort to go through for a pair of shorts.

Tahl said:
That seems like a lot of effort to go through for a pair of shorts.
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i know but hes a try hard haha. just trying to help him out. feel free to spread the link if you wish

I've got a pair of shorts I'll send him if you don't open another thread in here.

cajunflavoredbob said:
I've got a pair of shorts I'll send him if you don't open another thread in here.
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i promise haha. i figured out of 320 posts 1 spam couldn't hurt i mean it is for a good cause and all haha.

PhxkinMassacre said:
i promise haha. i figured out of 320 posts 1 spam couldn't hurt i mean it is for a good cause and all haha.
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Well, the shorts I have are in good condition. I've got a sharpie, so I could write whatever you want on them. Plus, I think they've only been fapped in once. They're the least used of all my shorts.

cajunflavoredbob said:
Well, the shorts I have are in good condition. I've got a sharpie, so I could write whatever you want on them. Plus, I think they've only been fapped in once. They're the least used of all my shorts.
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haha gotta love the off topic lounge XD

PhxkinMassacre said:
haha gotta love the off topic lounge XD
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Yep, and I'm actually the new guy in here. It only gets worse from this point.

cajunflavoredbob said:
Yep, and I'm actually the new guy in here. It only gets worse from this point.
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yeah this is my first post in off topic. i post everywhere in the evo 4g forums tho...