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Inspired by Possan and his power button mod/hack, I feel compelled to post the best mod site on the net.
www.afrotechmods.com
I'm not racist, nor is any such racism implied. Simply stupid/funny **** for computer dorks.
Have fun, and don't forget to breath!

wth!! i read this!!!!!
i was bored

That's soooo a trick to get people to read it.
It's like if you say to somebody "click this and you'll get a virus", they'll click it to see if it actually is lol.

Skellyyy said:
That's soooo a trick to get people to read it.
It's like if you say to somebody "click this and you'll get a virus", they'll click it to see if it actually is lol.
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i bumped a thread that's almost 6 years old Mods... as you please....

T.C.P said:
i bumped a thread that's almost 6 years old Mods... as you please....
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We gotta vote for your punishment ... i say beheading with xda written on the axe

souljaboy said:
We gotta vote for your punishment ... i say beheading with xda written on the axe
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nah thats not cruel enough

Banned. That's as cruel as cruel can get.

banned ... wrong thread bro

Banned because it's not supposed to be in the Ban the user above thread bro.

Yeah his suggestion was banning haha
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

dare I
yes.. one more bump for the mister

We all fail

MacaronyMax said:
We all fail
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i fail... i accidently thanked u :{

T.C.P said:
i fail... i accidently thanked u :{
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Haha, Thanks, I'd thank back but I'm on old xda

ohh boy.
thread closed.

Mr. Clown said:
ohh boy.
thread closed.
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not yet!
haha

How can I get a girl to lick me?

Like the title. How?

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Like the title. How?
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Taste like chocolate

Put some whipped cream and chocolate on yourself
or roofies, roofies are always the answers.

Make lots and lots of money, it works I promise
Sent from my HTC Glaciee using XDA Premium App

lick what ?
if you typed this , i guess you one of the two-leggeds , you dont need any licking to clean yourself , you need a damn shower
also , sage

souljaboy said:
lick what ?
if you typed this , i guess you one of the two-leggeds , you dont need any licking to clean yourself , you need a damn shower
also , sage
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Lol

spend 20 bucks on a cheap prostitute

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Lol
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wait? y did u make another account?

T.C.P said:
wait? y did u make another account?
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he forgot the pw , duh !!

souljaboy said:
he forgot the pw , duh !!
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Nah, banned. Those Vibrant forum fights can get nasty.

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Nah, banned. Those Vibrant forum fights can get nasty.
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you know you only get banned if you lose the fight

souljaboy said:
you know I only get banned if I lose the fight
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Really?

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Really?
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yep , thats why im still here

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Nah, banned. Those Vibrant forum fights can get nasty.
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when was this? im active in the miui thread and vibrant forums and i havent seen this???

souljaboy said:
you know you only get banned if you lose the fight
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or if u get our forum mod hella mad...

T.C.P said:
when was this? im active in the miui thread and vibrant forums and i havent seen this???
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Just a few hours ago. They deleted the thread. People were bringing up guns & hot soup n stuff.

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Just a few hours ago. They deleted the thread. People were bringing up guns & hot soup n stuff.
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in the general section?

T.C.P said:
in the general section?
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Yes. It was hilarious.

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Really?
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LOL. How long before the mods are going to ban him THIS time? Any takers?

sakai4eva said:
LOL. How long before the mods are going to ban him THIS time? Any takers?
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hmm... give me a minute and let me report him

Confessions

http://youtu.be/EJ-y5k9qJBU
I am he. Alan was never banned from the vibrant forums. I just made a look-alike accounts. It got banned http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=3976767
Had yalls foo too. Figured I should confess cuz everyone thinks alan is "SO AWESOME" since his few recent threads. Yea, all me!
I was also the fake macaronymax that only max noticed. AKA "MacaroryMax". Yup, r instead of n. Look closer people.
Theres a few others. But i'd rather not tell you who/when they were around and how you reacted.

Good post. I have a confession to make to... I have no idea if it was a good post or not. Web page not foouuunnnnddddd
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deliriousDroid said:
Good post. I have a confession to make to... I have no idea if it was a good post or not. Web page not foouuunnnnddddd
Sent from my HTC Vision using XDA Premium App
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Awwww. I givez u da cookiez.

Nobody cares that I care to confess?

WHAT??????????????''''

idavid_ said:
WHAT??????????????''''
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Yes yes, no cameras please. Its true.

wait, what?!
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Purple Drama Llama said:
http://youtu.be/EJ-y5k9qJBU
I am he. Alan was never banned from the vibrant forums. I just made a look-alike accounts. It got banned http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=3976767
Had yalls foo too. Figured I should confess cuz everyone thinks alan is "SO AWESOME" since his few recent threads. Yea, all me!
I was also the fake macaronymax that only max noticed. AKA "MacaroryMax". Yup, r instead of n. Look closer people.
Theres a few others. But i'd rather not tell you who/when they were around and how you reacted.
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XD XD Well played lama, well played haha I had thought I saw posts that I hadn't even posted... then I spotted it ... Also congrats on the Alan thing You had me fooled : D

MacaronyMax said:
XD XD Well played lama, well played haha I had thought I saw posts that I hadn't even posted... then I spotted it ... Also congrats on the Alan thing You had me fooled : D
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Thanks Max
Now I gotta talk to sushi and twitch about a certain puppy.....

Purple Drama Llama said:
Thanks Max
Now I gotta talk to sushi and twitch about a certain puppy.....
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(Sushi xD xD)
haha awesome, What puppy is this?

MacaronyMax said:
(Sushi xD xD)
haha awesome, What puppy is this?
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Mmmmm.... iPad 2 guy who thought it was a Xoom (twitch or sushi cant remember who fell for it?). That was the best ever one.

Purple Drama Llama said:
Mmmmm.... iPad 2 guy who thought it was a Xoom (twitch or sushi cant remember who fell for it?). That was the best ever one.
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XD hahahaha That was you too! Hahahah Both did i think That's great! XD

wait so your twitch152 also???

T.C.P said:
wait so your twitch152 also???
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I think that's hus xD

MacaronyMax said:
I think that's hus xD
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sure it was him *evil laugh*

T.C.P said:
sure it was him *evil laugh*
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Hahaha It was you then xD

MacaronyMax said:
Hahaha It was you then xD
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well since this is a confession thread, then yes it is me, i also got a fake husam one and 2 more that i troll with

T.C.P said:
well since this is a confession thread, then yes it is me, i also got a fake husam one and 2 more that i troll with
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Haahah I think I know the othha one Black something? xD

MacaronyMax said:
Haahah I think I know the othha one Black something? xD
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shhhhh it max

T.C.P said:
shhhhh it max
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Hahaha Sure xD

Are XDA mods full of themselves???

Whats your opinion people??
meXdroid meXperia V3

I vote ....yes!!

No, because I don't want a ban xD

No, not really. Unless you go out of your way to be a pain in the arse.

cjward23 said:
No, not really. Unless you go out of your way to be a pain in the arse.
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or by summoning erick xD

husam666 said:
or by summoning erick xD
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who is erick?

cjward23 said:
who is erick?
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our genie, you can summon him by writing his name over and over in a new line
but to get wishes you'll have to rub him

cjward23 said:
who is erick?
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Don't worry about it, trust me. You'll be better off
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

twitch153 said:
Don't worry about it, trust me. You'll be better off
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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now I really want to know

cjward23 said:
now I really want to know
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visit the mafia thread, his username is T.C.P

So.....how's the voting going? Are we or are we not?

M_T_M said:
So.....how's the voting going? Are we or are we not?
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I guess not

I vote that it all depends on the person, but if I was a mod, I would be.
Edit: M_T_M for def is.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

Its the person, I'd say no in general .... But.... can't be said for every one
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M_T_M said:
So.....how's the voting going? Are we or are we not?
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MTM, I think I seen you yesterday. I saw somebody with MTM tattooed on the back of there head Oh, and on that note, some are and some aren't.
Sent from my 'SilverBullet' HTCDesireZ running CM7

The OP frequents the G2/DZ forums, so no prizes for guessing who he is referring to.

Soooo....can I haz cookie then?
If I can't haz cookie then all your bases are belong to me

Yeah we are all jerks
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

I said one tiny thing in dev thread i frequent, and it wasnt even bad, and all hell broke out. Rom mistress is one pain in my arse. She wants to destroy little ole me i guess
meXdroid meXperia V3

GhostZini said:
I said one tiny thing in dev thread i frequent, and it wasnt even bad, and all hell broke out. Rom mistress is one pain in my arse. She wants to destroy little ole me i guess
meXdroid meXperia V3
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oo HER!
you're on ur own

[Q] Whats teh |OP| near my title?

Hi all!
Like the title says, whats the |OP| at the end of my title: "Junior Member |OP|"
Have I been accidentally made an OP of some section? :O

Krusadr said:
Hi all!
Like the title says, whats the |OP| at the end of my title: "Junior Member |OP|"
Have I been accidentally made an OP of some section? :O
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhhaahhhahahahahahahahahahahha
Best noob question ever that's in the wrong forum.
Original post/poster

If you had done a simple, yet effective search for this you would know OP stands for "Original Poster"....
Edit: Beat me to it..............

Must have something to do with the premium app? perhaps?

Yo op, we heard ya like oping yo op, so we opted to op up ops on da op in da op fo yo op.
Thanks babydoll

RinZo said:
Must have something to do with the premium app? perhaps?
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What are you talking about???????????????????
I'm sure you know what op stands for and have seen it like a million times.........Right????????????

lolz silly me!
I have seen it eing written as "Thread Starter" in other forums.
Guess its different here.
Oh well, thanks all!

Babydoll25 said:
What are you talking about???????????????????
I'm sure you know what op stands for and have seen it like a million times.........Right????????????
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HAHA yes I was being a smart ass obviously its original prankster

Don't listen to these guys teasing you mate. It stands for "olfactory pooness", meaning it's fresh and warm. Steamy, almost.

isn't OP a zombie killing thingy
*loads Shotgun*

husam666 said:
isn't OP a zombie killing thingy
*loads Shotgun*
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No. it's a zombie CREATING thingy...
Sent from my NS (no it's NOT SNS or GNS)

Babydoll25 said:
No. it's a zombie CREATING thingy...
Sent from my NS (no it's NOT SNS or GNS)
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WRONG ANSWER, WHAT IS OP!?

husam666 said:
WRONG ANSWER, WHAT IS OP!?
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it stands for old P**** GROSS

husam666 said:
WRONG ANSWER, WHAT IS OP!?
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Open party? Organic parakeet? Only poop? Oh pooooo! Orange parachute?
Sent from my NS (no it's NOT SNS or GNS)

Babydoll25 said:
Open party? Organic parakeet? Only poop? Oh pooooo! Orange parachute?
Sent from my NS (no it's NOT SNS or GNS)
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Orgy Party
Order Pizza
open Present
Old Poo
Orange pee
?????

davidrules7778 said:
it stands for old P**** GROSS
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Babydoll25 said:
Open party? Organic parakeet? Only poop? Oh pooooo! Orange parachute?
Sent from my NS (no it's NOT SNS or GNS)
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Orgy Party
Order Pizza
open Present
Old Poo
Orange pee
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Wrong wrong wrong
*head shot*

ostrich penis
organic potatoes

I'm pretty sure it stands for oral penetration
Sent from my SilverBullet 'HTCDesireZ running CM7'

is it that hard??
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-is-op

Officially pissed!