- Picture Story - - Off-topic

Hi Guys,
before anyone complains, No this is not just to spam to get my Post count up, ( well....) its like the 3 word story, but instead you need to post an image and a caption underneath it
like thus:
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The cat with the killer fangs !!!!

Lies! We know you want to be able to post in the development thread
Was laying spread eagle?
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

Narr, i got 887 posts, i've been posting in the dev section since like, beginnin of 2010 - its just really to beat some guys of teh forums,
AFter eating ur eggs, he turns on ur nose, for pudding

I know I saw you on the forums before. I was just messin'
Then it turned into an awkward moment...
(By the way both of these pictures I took while I was at the mall one day, 100% original haha)
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

Yeah, 900 posts xD
CRAP i ment 890, i cant read clearly​
after the snake attack, you end up in hostpital,
sitting around on xda-dev, earning posts, from a picture thread xD

...
after the awkward moment.. (great original pic btw)
while your in hospital, another awkward monent happens when you least expect it.

Then some dude gives you a funny look (like this)
0.o
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*** - Picture Story - ***
and then he leaves..

story goes on

will it contiune ?

i tell u, it goes to
and, and , and

and my amzinh KD spread of
(No racial remarks ment!)

Die Nazi! (zombie)
(they should of made hitler the scientist zombie that robs ya weapons in 5 )

raving_nanza said:
(they should of made hitler the scientist zombie that robs ya weapons in 5 )
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defo xD

Related

--The Best POUND FOR POUND--

Who do you think will win on...
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Ricky "Hitman" Hatton
VS
Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao
May 2, 2009 @ MGM Grand Las Vegas
Fight???
OR
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Let me guess who you are cheering for ? Pacquiao could be Phillipines President if he wanted,
After pummeling poor De La Hoya, he is going to pummel poor Hatton just like Mayweather did.
Of course I will go for Pacman. Yes Pacquiao can run for president if he wants too but he will not win, we won't vote for him, we're not m*rons. Actually not all Filipino wants pacman to win on this fight. He is not the Pacquiao he used to be.
voted for hatton coz he's 100% concentrating on the forthcoming fight unlike pacquio who, while in training, is troubled as to where he will run for elective post. yeah, politics makes people change...
I will win. Chew on that!
i don't view how fight hatton but yes view how fight paquiao is fast in knocks
I wish Pacquiao loses this one.... That way he won't go into politics anymore and just concentrate on his boxing...
On the other hand, I also wish he wins... Filipino pride!
I think I have to go with the Hitman as well, he is looking good! Either way should be a good fight!
Just saw the news and Pacman really has a different personality now. I wish Hitman wins this fight like izzyzc just said but of course I want also pacman to win...Filipino pride. Other than that he won't get any vote from me...
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@MOD
Why is the poll closed???
weird. ^^
red_hanks said:
@MOD
Why is the poll closed???
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It's not, is it?
Dave
its says "Voters: 8. This poll is closed"
red_hanks said:
its says "Voters: 8. This poll is closed"
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I missed that bit of text
You set the poll to close after 1 day
I've changed it to remain open until 3rd May.
Ta
Dave
Fedor by armbar jk pacman is going to knock his ass out.
THANKS Dave! Cheers!

Does Voice command just hate me ?

Just wondering how youd rate speed/accuracy for voice dialing.
I find it absolutely abysmal.
Its never accurate , it RARELY includes the people # source I want , even if its a list of them. Its also ridiculously slow.
Im coming over from PPC so Im used to VC being much faster and accurate.
Could it be my utterly masculine voice being hard to "hear" for it ?
I can't even get close to making it understand numbers, but can call contacts by name.
It doesn't understand steriod abused voices like your's or arnold's. So yes it hates you
With a title like this do you really expect a real answer.
Yo I'm back b!tches
Yo supreme, you see we got a thread closed and I was only up from my nap for just a few minutes
Hell yea. I was bout to say something on there then was like dam. Seems like the mod got a kick out of it, along with everyone else. Execpt for the one guy that pointed the finger.
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I have seen a slow down of really stupid ?s in the post week though

			
				
That finger pointing was so not right
I'm just gonna start writing with pictures

			
				
Nice, that is a perfect pic for each thread we get on, too bad it ain't gonna be tonight, codani has been quiet and I got some **** I wanna do, it's Friday night and I'm feeling right, the party's here on the east side
Had to throw in some old school montell jordan
Time for the ****, shower and shave
Codini is around. I was just talkin to him on pm. Need to tell him to join in.
Listenin to the new tum tum

			
				

			
				
LMFAO lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. u guys are dicks but its funny.
pistol4413 said:
LMFAO lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. u guys are dicks but its funny.
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Thank you thank you. I would like to thank all the lil people that allowed this to happen.
Damn I been missin out onn this one. Those are classic preme haha. And to the snitch, you best not start any threads as they will become ours.

Happy national sea monkey day everyone!

National sea monkey day is in a little less than 2 days. I figured to myself, why celebrate then?.... When we can celebrate today!
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Get your sig pic below!
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What's wrong with you Llama!!???
And yet another, pointless thread!!
I know! But, pointless threads are my thing. Gotta love em'!
Some days I just wonder why are you on my "friends" list
But then I realized that below the fur....you are ok
Lol
You know, I'm only pointless in the off-topic thread
Loved me some sea monkeys - was always fun "training" them. -_-
WOW just WOW
Diamond_dawg said:
WODoes this mean we can celebrate now! I'm so excited!!!! YAYAYAYA!
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Yes, but it's only national sea monkey day, no need to get TOO excited.
Everyone, have a great holiday!
How lame can some ppl be????
IDK, maybe their should be a contest... I think the word your looking for though would be more on the random lines
PurpleSmurfLlama said:
IDK, maybe their should be a contest... I think the word your looking for though would be more on the random lines
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Your topics are really lame....did a purple Llama eat your brain?
Quite possibly... I don't know for sure though
I got an aye on you
You are so close to become a spammer
I did get a thread taken off for supposedly being "SPAM", sheesh. I also was warned to take a picture off of my signature.... The upper-levels don't like me
PurpleSmurfLlama said:
I did get a thread taken off for supposedly being "SPAM", sheesh. I also was warned to take a picture off of my signature.... The upper-levels don't like me
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i think your running out of time here
what's a sea monkey?
I believe it's a shrimp....
I guess it's one way to get your post count up...
like mine.
yeah they're like retarded shrimp or something
but they can be trained
I don't know, why I was imagining a monkey in a scuber suit under water lol
Happy sea monkey day!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the funniest moment in your life

Hey guys ,just made this thread to have some comedy on xda.... And let people laugh if moderators accept(I wish ) .
So tell us the funniest moment in your life ......and let us laugh
Keep your hopes up high
and you head down low!!
ADTR...
The funniest moment in my life was when I commented on this one thread about funny moments in my life before it got locked. Man those were some good times.
StormMcCloud said:
The funniest moment in my life was when I commented on this one thread about funny moments in my life before it got locked. Man those were some good times.
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Same here
Sent from my GT-S5360 using xda premium
lets see if this one gets blocked
I remember when I was in grade 1, I farted out loud in class and the teacher ask who did it and I pointed to the girl next to me and she got in trouble LMAO :laugh: good ol' times as an innocent evil child.
I don't see why it should or would get locked when it is in the appropriate General > Off-topic section.
Blockety block block.. Mods are either slow today or letting this one be. Hmm...
Fell off the stage at the grand rehearsal for the 'goodbye musical' (No, I didn't sing. There's an international law against that, it's called the Geneva Convention.). Was running one of the other actors through his fight-with-zombies scene, tripped over the spotlight cable and went backwards off the stage. Bloody thing was nearly 10 meters high...
Why the hell are you all guys saying block block ....what's wrong with it ...there's lots of rubbish threads in offtopic that aren't locked ....stop nagging guys :banghead:
Keep your hopes up high
and you head down low!!
ADTR...
allanrey32 said:
when i cant find the way how to root my neo L :crying:
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WTF did I sign into twitter

So, I'm sitting here having a coffee, grooving a little because this DJ always spins up the best grooves, and I decide - sure, goto twitter one time. I never do, and I was just reminded why. I've had 3 accounts there since they started - logged in maybe 3 or 4 times, nothing there at all for me.
But, you know - I go there, curiosity, whatever. News...
First thing I see - M&M's, yaaaay, a piece of candy, represented in advertising by some cartoons, seeks to become more inclusive and represent society better.
wut?
Are they fuk'n serious? Are people serious? Some folks making a candy feel bad because their fictional candy characters don't represent everybody? Wut? THey don't feel anything - somebody cried a little that one time and a company decided to try to make them feel better? SO they would keep buying candy?
Are they fuk'n serious? People (lol, people) are actually talking about this. They feel a way - have a thing to say?
Are they fuk'n serious?
Then, I see that Meat Loaf died.
Oof. That guy - that debut album - me trying to croon with him in the rumpus room on full blast....I was 10 when that album came out, bought it a year or 2 later, my 2nd album - played it 'till my fingers bled, was the summer of '69...wait
see what I did there? Art has meaning. The word, language, commonality - that sh*t has meaning. Meat loaf taught me stuff my parents couldn't even spell, sang to me, with me, for me, about me. Put a little sense where there was none, made my ****ty life a little better by putting heartache in a place it couldn't do (more) damage. He didn't write those songs, Jim Steinman did. Might as well have been John and Paul, Elton and Bernie...
Here's to Meat Loaf one time, and Ellen and JIm, for putting it down, making the sun shine brighter.
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Always get a kick out of seeing that guy'. If I weren't so ugly we would be twins!
I remember the Bud frogs and other animals in commercials.
They were banned my the elite.
Bud-Wise-Er...

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