Yep. Time to take a break from development . I'm back to off topic
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About time
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About time
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It's all because I made fun of him in chat.
I didn't know he left. Who is that again?
boborone said:
I didn't know he left. Who is that again?
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That kid from Greece that shoots film.
jaszek said:
That kid from Greece that shoots film.
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Sounds like a waste of bullets to me.....why would someone shoot film? Shoot a deer....shoot a bear.....a bird, lots of birds. Hell anything but film.
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Sounds like a waste of bullets to me.....why would someone shoot film? Shoot a deer....shoot a bear.....a bird, lots of birds. Hell anything but film.
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Well film is a great target for long range sniper shots. It is pretty small, and you can put it on some surface and practice your aim through the scope.
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Well film is a great target for long range sniper shots. It is pretty small, and you can put it on some surface and practice your aim through the scope.
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Oh so he's the kid from Greece who is going to be the next sniper killer we hear about on the news? I get it now. Welcome back dexter.
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So do you think the prince and that girl will ever get together
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I am not sure....
Has anyone watched spirited away?
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Alanrocks15 said:
Has anyone watched spirited away?
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Nope..Not me!
Alanrocks15 said:
So do you think the prince and that girl will ever get together
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I have no clue what r u talking about...
Only the trailer, is it worth to see?
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Has anyone watched spirited away?
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spirited away is fantastically animated. it is a very vibrant colorful movie. The story is a little childish though. This is what I don't get...who was the target audience? If it was for kids, some parts of the movie would give them nightmares lol
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Only the trailer, is it worth to see?
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Yes it is it is a movie about a little 10 yr old girl that her parents eat enchanted food and turn into pigs the movie is really good and has been named one of the best animated movies ever made in the beginning its not that exciting but trust me it gets better
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Gracias paisano,
I will look for it
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Gracias paisano,
I will look for it
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Even Me!!!
If you can watch princess mononoke its a little more violent though
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Alanrocks15 said:
If you can watch princess mononoke its a little more violent though
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We have Sinchan in India..Any possible viewers?
I own both of those awesome titles. But, How does a thread like this get started in a developers forum??
*oh I see. There us an @off topic section. Lol.
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iflip said:
I own both of those awesome titles. But, How does a thread like this get started in a developers forum??
*oh I see. There us an @off topic section. Lol.
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This is an Off topic section...
Ahh...You made it clear!
Hi all.
Just let us make the worst possible jokes . U can also rate (and comment) the jokes above u out of 10 stars.
The worst the joke is , the highest the rating should be...
MINE:
U know why i use a cell phone...
....bcoz
........bcoz
..............bcoz
I can't use a cell tower....
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c'mon . Who is the 1st one to rate and comment me.....
I give it a 6.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!"
The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
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I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
Then the mushroom says, "but I serve u".
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I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
Then the mushroom says, "but I serve u".
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Www that's a 4.
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The duck in the front says to the duck in the back, "hey, pass me the soap!"
The duck in the back looks at the duck in front and says " what do i look like...a typewriter?!"
That's mine.
westicle said:
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Www that's a 4.
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The duck in the front says to the duck in the back, "hey, pass me the soap!"
The duck in the back looks at the duck in front and says " what do i look like...a typewriter?!"
That's mine.
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Hmmm. 5 again.
An ant and a housefly are riding motor cycles. Both are coming in opposite directions on a road. They met with an accident in which ant got heavy injuries but the housefly doesn't. Guess why.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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Hmmm. 5 again.
An ant and a housefly are riding motor cycles. Both are coming in opposite directions on a road. They met with an accident in which ant got heavy injuries but the housefly doesn't. Guess why.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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I give it a 8.34
Once an ant got a sugar cube for an elephant to eat, the elephant replied I can't I have diabetes.
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4silvertooth said:
I give it a 8.34
Once an ant got a sugar cube for an elephant to eat, the elephant replied I can't I have diabetes.
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I give it a 7.13 cuz of the scardy elephant
Two fishes are in a tank.
one fish said to the other
"Oi, how do we drive this thing?"
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cheers
how many animals can you fit inside a condom?
#a **** and a few haires
(my favourate joke when i was little )
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how many animals can you fit inside a condom?
#a **** and a few haires
(my favourate joke when i was little )
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Doesn't like it. Its rule breaking.
Worst jokes doesn't mean rule breaking. Sorry to say ....
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****: [kok]
- noun 1. rooster 2. male bird 3. valve 4. the hammer in a gun.
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jockeinz?
insteed of jockeink u most go work custem kernalz for oure devices. this not fun. we sit here wait for devz but their jockinz not workz. i disapoints xda.
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insteed of jockeink u most go work custem kernalz for oure devices. this not fun. we sit here wait for devz but their jockinz not workz. i disapoints xda.
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I give it a 2.
A termite walks into a bar and askes, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A man and his wife wanted something new in their life so they go to the store and ask the clerk can I have something new? The clerk handed them a sign that said something new
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I give it a 2.
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I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
A man walks into a bar............. ouch!
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
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Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
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9's!
MacaronyMax said:
I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
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LOL
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park your car, man!
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9's!
LOL
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I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
A white cat was walking along when it fell into the drain.
A black cat walks by and says?
Meow.
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I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
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1. 'ZOMG' the lowest rating yet!?
why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
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^ I give it a 4.99
Once there were three ants walking. The first said I have two ants behind me,second says I have two ants behind me,third says the same thing,how......
They were walking in a circular path.
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Playing fetch with a dog. It's pure, unadulterated and simple pleasure.
Add your own satisfying moments here!
The Feeling You Get When Your Idea Works
You have been struggling to resolve a complex problem all day and you just can't seem to get it right. Filled with frustration, you decide to exercise one last idea before calling it a night. You’ve had many ideas before that failed miserably … but this time it works.
Going pee when you’ve been holding it for hours ...seriously
A cigg, cup of black coffee, piece of cake, and the paper on the porch on a chilly morning.
Or
Coffee house, espresso, laptop, cake, and cigg.
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Waking up at what you think is 0600 (your alarm is set at 0610), but it turns out to be 0230... Ahhhhh sleeeeep!
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Waking up at what you think is 0600 (your alarm is set at 0610), but it turns out to be 0230... Ahhhhh sleeeeep!
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Oh that amazing feeling!!!
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Playing fetch with a dog. It's pure, unadulterated and simple pleasure.
Add your own satisfying moments here!
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Yeah that's good but it doesn't compare to the marinating and grilling which follows.....
I know I shouldn't play with my food but old habits, they die hard.
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Yeah that's good but it doesn't compare to the marinating and grilling which follows.....
I know I shouldn't play with my food but old habits, they die hard.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Liar!!! You said you were an English man in Scotland. Now we find out you're a Korean in god knows where. :what::banghead:
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boborone said:
Liar!!! You said you were an English man in Scotland. Now we find out you're a Korean in god knows where. :what::banghead:
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I stated only the other day that if it has a face I'll eat it. You even thanked the post.
If any of you ever find yourself lost in Scotland think twice before knocking on my door.
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Your kids being born..
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Bacon in my coffee, please? You don't have any bacon?! Unacceptable!!
Wake and bake.
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Wake and bake.
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Yeah replace cigg with spliff in earlier post and that's my heaven.
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Your kids being born..
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Bacon in my coffee, please? You don't have any bacon?! Unacceptable!!
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Might want to re-word that.
You weren't there when my kids were born. Did you mean "My kids being born?"
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Might want to re-word that.
You weren't there when my kids were born. Did you mean "My kids being born?"
Sent from your mom.
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:laugh:
Is he perhaps a Doctor? That's plausible!
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Your kids being born..
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I'd have to agree. I've been around the world, drank a lot of alcohol, done a lot of drugs, been to some awesome parties and had a lot of strange, but they all pale in comparison to the day my son was born.
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I stated only the other day that if it has a face I'll eat it. You even thanked the post.
If any of you ever find yourself lost in Scotland think twice before knocking on my door.
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I have a face, Greg. Could you eat me?
When we find out the truth if Archer arches (I think that is what you call it).
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Is he perhaps a Doctor? That's plausible!
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I AM a doctor. Its been awesome watching your kids b born!
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Bacon in my coffee, please? You don't have any bacon?! Unacceptable!!
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I AM a doctor. Its been awesome watching your kids b born!
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Bacon in my coffee, please? You don't have any bacon?! Unacceptable!!
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This is kinda creepy.
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This is kinda creepy.
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Yeah...I'm kinda stoned. Makes for some interesting talk sometimes.
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Bacon in my coffee, please? You don't have any bacon?! Unacceptable!!
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rollin' hard boy!
It looks like the builders made a mistake. The floor is where the walls should be!
This suite is so freaking huge! Theres 3 living rooms and a full size swimming pool outside!
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It looks like the builders made a mistake. The floor is where the walls should be!
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I thought they had an anti-gravity thingy built into it?
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I thought they had an anti-gravity thingy built into it?
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The room's just spinning really fast. :silly:
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The room's just spinning really fast. :silly:
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::cough:: aosp::::cough::::
I'll try to make this as short as possible. I'm involved in a media propaganda war with TLC, My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding and The Gypsy Sisters and their third rate reality stars over the slander and misrepresentation of me and my people. As of now, fans of theshow and a couple of the stars of the show have actually made a hate page about me at
www.getalifejackpearce.com
I have a page on Facebook called Jack Pearce Fan Club that someone made for me to show support for me. I've been accused of a lot of things falsely. It would mean a lot to me if since of you could stop by and just like the page for me. These shows are complete trash and are making a mockery out if me and my family and I can't take it any longer. Thanks everyone.
P.S. They own iPhones exclusively and think they are the best phones made.
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jackpearce said:
I'll try to make this as short as possible. I'm involved in a media propaganda war with TLC, My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding and The Gypsy Sisters and their third rate reality stars over the slander and misrepresentation of me and my people. As of now, fans of theshow and a couple of the stars of the show have actually made a hate page about me at
www.getalifejackpearce.com
I have a page on Facebook called Jack Pearce Fan Page that someone made for me to show support for me. I've been accused of a lot of things falsely. It would mean s lot to me if since of you could stop by and just like the page for me. These shows are complete trash and are making a mockery out if me and my family and I can't take it any longer. Thanks everyone.
P.S. They own iPhones exclusively and think they are the best phones made.
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I was going to say, most times when someone makes a thread asking to like a Facebook page, it usually gets locked pretty quick. But since you mentioned those you are against are iPhone fanboys, I'll consider it.
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I appreciate it. You don't even have to like it. I wasn't fishing for likes I promise. Just some support. But if it gets locked, I'll understand
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If you're so seriously offended why have you not used a serious medium to wage your "war"? Obviously litigation comes to mind, arguing over facebook is rather juvenile in my opinion and it seems to turn "causes" into fashion rather than actually accomplishing anything.
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That has to be the ****tiest website i visited in a long time.
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That has to be the ****tiest website i visited in a long time.
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Agreed, who made that website, a pair of mentally impaired monkeys?
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Whew....made it.....
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Wait? It's a website? It just looks like a bunch of iPad screenshots tiled to cover the full area?
I mean it obviously IS a bunch of iPad screenshots tiled to cover the full area, I just want to draw attention to that.
I also love that they're hosted by GoDaddy.
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If you're so seriously offended why have you not used a serious medium to wage your "war"? Obviously litigation comes to mind, arguing over facebook is rather juvenile in my opinion and it seems to turn "causes" into fashion rather than actually accomplishing anything.
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I understand your point. But that's not how gypsies do things. We like drama. Lol. Appreciate your advice though
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And it is amateurish for sure. It's mostly meant to offend me and insinuate lies as truth. I'm am a romanychal, or Gypsy as you would call me. The show is very degrading and we have done everything we can to stop it. I guess I just wanted a place to vent that wasn't biased. I appreciate the moderators letting me go this far. I really love xda and its members for helping me to enjoy my phones the way I want to.
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P.S. They own iPhones exclusively and think they are the best phones made.
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iPhones!?!?!?!!?!?!
jackpearce said:
that's not how gypsies do things. We like drama.
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the slander and misrepresentation of me and my people
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It's still racist if it's your own race.
063_XOBX said:
It's still racist if it's your own race.
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What's still racist?
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jackpearce said:
What's still racist?
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this
jackpearce said:
What's still racist?
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To say gypsies love drama, despite the fact that you are one, doesn't make it any less racist.
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IB4L
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Stupid Macbook Air can't fly
Get a life....
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