Playing fetch with a dog. It's pure, unadulterated and simple pleasure.
Add your own satisfying moments here!
The Feeling You Get When Your Idea Works
You have been struggling to resolve a complex problem all day and you just can't seem to get it right. Filled with frustration, you decide to exercise one last idea before calling it a night. You’ve had many ideas before that failed miserably … but this time it works.
Going pee when you’ve been holding it for hours ...seriously
A cigg, cup of black coffee, piece of cake, and the paper on the porch on a chilly morning.
Or
Coffee house, espresso, laptop, cake, and cigg.
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Waking up at what you think is 0600 (your alarm is set at 0610), but it turns out to be 0230... Ahhhhh sleeeeep!
ShadowLea said:
Waking up at what you think is 0600 (your alarm is set at 0610), but it turns out to be 0230... Ahhhhh sleeeeep!
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Oh that amazing feeling!!!
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Playing fetch with a dog. It's pure, unadulterated and simple pleasure.
Add your own satisfying moments here!
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Yeah that's good but it doesn't compare to the marinating and grilling which follows.....
I know I shouldn't play with my food but old habits, they die hard.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Yeah that's good but it doesn't compare to the marinating and grilling which follows.....
I know I shouldn't play with my food but old habits, they die hard.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Liar!!! You said you were an English man in Scotland. Now we find out you're a Korean in god knows where. :what::banghead:
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boborone said:
Liar!!! You said you were an English man in Scotland. Now we find out you're a Korean in god knows where. :what::banghead:
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I stated only the other day that if it has a face I'll eat it. You even thanked the post.
If any of you ever find yourself lost in Scotland think twice before knocking on my door.
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Your kids being born..
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Bacon in my coffee, please? You don't have any bacon?! Unacceptable!!
Wake and bake.
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Wake and bake.
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Yeah replace cigg with spliff in earlier post and that's my heaven.
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Your kids being born..
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Bacon in my coffee, please? You don't have any bacon?! Unacceptable!!
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Might want to re-word that.
You weren't there when my kids were born. Did you mean "My kids being born?"
Sent from your mom.
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Might want to re-word that.
You weren't there when my kids were born. Did you mean "My kids being born?"
Sent from your mom.
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:laugh:
Is he perhaps a Doctor? That's plausible!
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Your kids being born..
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I'd have to agree. I've been around the world, drank a lot of alcohol, done a lot of drugs, been to some awesome parties and had a lot of strange, but they all pale in comparison to the day my son was born.
conantroutman said:
I stated only the other day that if it has a face I'll eat it. You even thanked the post.
If any of you ever find yourself lost in Scotland think twice before knocking on my door.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I have a face, Greg. Could you eat me?
When we find out the truth if Archer arches (I think that is what you call it).
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:laugh:
Is he perhaps a Doctor? That's plausible!
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I AM a doctor. Its been awesome watching your kids b born!
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triptosyll said:
I AM a doctor. Its been awesome watching your kids b born!
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Bacon in my coffee, please? You don't have any bacon?! Unacceptable!!
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This is kinda creepy.
soupmagnet said:
This is kinda creepy.
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Yeah...I'm kinda stoned. Makes for some interesting talk sometimes.
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Ok, what's the worse nightmare you ever had that nearly made you shat bricks, pee in your pants, etcetera, etcetera?
Mine happened on Saturday night. I dreamt that the next day was Monday.
i had my pen0r ripped off about 10 times by females (it regrew everytime) ... bad , bad dream
souljaboy said:
i had my pen0r ripped off about 10 times by females (it regrew everytime) ... bad , bad dream
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Wait, that dream real (I mean you really had that dream)?
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Wait, that dream real (I mean you really had that dream)?
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i really did .. the girls were my classmates ... the consequences will never be the same
Was your guilty conscience saying something to you? Did you ever wanted to do something to them and it backfired on you?
Just curious, coz my nightmare had me sweating cold sweats on Saturday night...
I had a weird Japanese horror movie style dream with weird Japanese girls using a ln electric wheelchair doing weird stuff 0-0
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I was having sex with a girl.. .and then she was getting kinky.. and then she took off her mask.. and it was a HOMELESS-LOOKING MAN!!! :'( It scared the **** outta me
Define weird... Japanese are really weird, so I'd like to know your position on weird first...
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Define weird... Japanese are really weird, so I'd like to know your position on weird first...
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Like the creepy faces where they are like frozen and another when they look like the grudge!!!!! Ahhh
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After staying up to late playing HL2 I dreamed that I was stuck in it being chased by head crabs, Combine, zombies and all the other crap in HL2. It was pretty scary.
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After staying up to late playing HL2 I dreamed that I was stuck in it being chased by head crabs, Combine, zombies and all the other crap in HL2. It was pretty scary.
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I was scared of the G Man.
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I was scared of the G Man.
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It annoyed me to hell that I can't shoot him.
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Was your guilty conscience saying something to you? Did you ever wanted to do something to them and it backfired on you?
Just curious, coz my nightmare had me sweating cold sweats on Saturday night...
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well you could say that , nothing bad tho
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well you could say that , nothing bad tho
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Having something so intimate ripped out of you is always bad.
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Eel Soup.
'Nuff said.
I had a dream that I had to use the iPhone
worst dream:
no more xda!
what is eel soup?
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what is eel soup?
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I can't post a link. I'll be banned.
However,
back in the Team Llama days, the days of Skype and ****, I had a habit of linking to **** like Lemon Party, Tub Girl, Eel Soup, etc.
Hus will be able to tell you, but its pretty much a video of 2 Asians who poke each other with an eel then eat it.
That's such a horrible video haha We could still skype, we just never do
Would me not dreaming be considered a nightmare?
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-
Hi all.
Just let us make the worst possible jokes . U can also rate (and comment) the jokes above u out of 10 stars.
The worst the joke is , the highest the rating should be...
MINE:
U know why i use a cell phone...
....bcoz
........bcoz
..............bcoz
I can't use a cell tower....
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c'mon . Who is the 1st one to rate and comment me.....
I give it a 6.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!"
The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
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I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
Then the mushroom says, "but I serve u".
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I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
Then the mushroom says, "but I serve u".
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Www that's a 4.
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The duck in the front says to the duck in the back, "hey, pass me the soap!"
The duck in the back looks at the duck in front and says " what do i look like...a typewriter?!"
That's mine.
westicle said:
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Www that's a 4.
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The duck in the front says to the duck in the back, "hey, pass me the soap!"
The duck in the back looks at the duck in front and says " what do i look like...a typewriter?!"
That's mine.
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Hmmm. 5 again.
An ant and a housefly are riding motor cycles. Both are coming in opposite directions on a road. They met with an accident in which ant got heavy injuries but the housefly doesn't. Guess why.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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bharatgaddameedi said:
Hmmm. 5 again.
An ant and a housefly are riding motor cycles. Both are coming in opposite directions on a road. They met with an accident in which ant got heavy injuries but the housefly doesn't. Guess why.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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I give it a 8.34
Once an ant got a sugar cube for an elephant to eat, the elephant replied I can't I have diabetes.
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4silvertooth said:
I give it a 8.34
Once an ant got a sugar cube for an elephant to eat, the elephant replied I can't I have diabetes.
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I give it a 7.13 cuz of the scardy elephant
Two fishes are in a tank.
one fish said to the other
"Oi, how do we drive this thing?"
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cheers
how many animals can you fit inside a condom?
#a **** and a few haires
(my favourate joke when i was little )
raving_nanza said:
how many animals can you fit inside a condom?
#a **** and a few haires
(my favourate joke when i was little )
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Doesn't like it. Its rule breaking.
Worst jokes doesn't mean rule breaking. Sorry to say ....
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****: [kok]
- noun 1. rooster 2. male bird 3. valve 4. the hammer in a gun.
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jockeinz?
insteed of jockeink u most go work custem kernalz for oure devices. this not fun. we sit here wait for devz but their jockinz not workz. i disapoints xda.
Blagus said:
insteed of jockeink u most go work custem kernalz for oure devices. this not fun. we sit here wait for devz but their jockinz not workz. i disapoints xda.
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I give it a 2.
A termite walks into a bar and askes, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A man and his wife wanted something new in their life so they go to the store and ask the clerk can I have something new? The clerk handed them a sign that said something new
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I give it a 2.
A termite walks into a bar and askes, "Is the bar tender here?"
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I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
A man walks into a bar............. ouch!
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
xaccers said:
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
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9's!
MacaronyMax said:
I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
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LOL
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park your car, man!
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9's!
LOL
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I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
A white cat was walking along when it fell into the drain.
A black cat walks by and says?
Meow.
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I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
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1. 'ZOMG' the lowest rating yet!?
why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
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^ I give it a 4.99
Once there were three ants walking. The first said I have two ants behind me,second says I have two ants behind me,third says the same thing,how......
They were walking in a circular path.
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Title says it folks^^
What are you eating for the LateNight Munchies..
I usually order pizza but got some WaffleHouse tonight,haven't had it in awhile and its open 24/7
Plus i love food;p
sent from my foot in your a*s
Made a steak with the right seasonings. Had some brews for a side dish.
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Karakoram2 said:
Made a steak with the right seasonings. Had some brews for a side dish.
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I'm to lazy to make food at night
sent from my foot in your a*s
I used to go straight from the bar to a fast food joint and get a double cheese burger. at 3 am.
jaszek said:
I used to go straight from the bar to a fast food joint and get a double cheese burger. at 3 am.
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That's why they make fast food places
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Late night munchies for me - it's coming up on 11:30 pm - a cold can of John Smiths and a couple of creme caramels from the fridge.
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Late night munchies for me - it's coming up on 11:30 pm - a cold can of John Smiths and a couple of creme caramels from the fridge.
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Creme caramels??
Lol
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Mod Edi: Really, you had to go there? ~ TRM
fleurdelisxliv said:
Mod Edi: Really, you had to go there? ~ TRM
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No drug talk in here sorry
Lol and i always have the munchies just eat alot at night
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ScubaSteev said:
No drug talk in here sorry
Lol and i always have the munchies just eat alot at night
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i always have the late night munchies after a lot of beer if im able to get the food to my mouth lol
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Creme caramels??
Lol
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I knew, but it was the only food in my fridge and I couldn't be bothered to cook a pizza from frozen
As for the reason, just got back from a date - I know most of you have heard about Elizabeth recently through my posts here. I'd known all along that she was planning on going back gone to Romania next week to work out her future - I learnt that it's because she's been diagnosed with cancer and is going home for treatment.
Therefore, got home, couldn't sleep, needed food.
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I knew, but it was the only food in my fridge and I couldn't be bothered to cook a pizza from frozen
As for the reason, just got back from a date - I know most of you have heard about Elizabeth recently through my posts here. I'd known all along that she was planning on going back gone to Romania next week to work out her future - I learnt that it's because she's been diagnosed with cancer and is going home for treatment.
Therefore, got home, couldn't sleep, needed food.
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Ohh damn:/
Well i hope all works out.
But i was asking what is creme caramels? Lol
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ScubaSteev said:
Ohh damn:/
Well i hope all works out.
But i was asking what is creme caramels? Lol
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Look up on Google. Sweet caramel flavoured puddings - yum yum
Simon.TS.HTC said:
Look up on Google. Sweet caramel flavoured puddings - yum yum
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Lmfao!
That sounds kiddish ha
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Swiss cheese...thick slices...about 2 pounds per week. I don't know why, but it goes perfect with beer.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Swiss cheese...thick slices...about 2 pounds per week. I don't know why, but it goes perfect with beer.
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Holy crap dude......that's a lot
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Pizza or maccas... Sometimes just chocolate will ease the fever
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Vis1on said:
Pizza or maccas... Sometimes just chocolate will ease the fever
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Mmmm chocolate
Pizza is good too
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Have you all wondered if we have any famous celebrity members on this site? Of so could any1 comment who you are. [No Pranks]
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Have you all wondered if we have any famous celebrity members on this site? Of so could any1 comment who you are. [No Pranks]
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Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.
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Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.
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Lol well.........can you explain who they are
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K7Cobb said:
Lol well.........can you explain who they are
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They is a rather ambiguous term.
StormMcCloud said:
They is a rather ambiguous term.
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I thought they were a team. Still ambiguous....yea I know
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K7Cobb said:
I thought they were a team. Still ambiguous....yea I know
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They being the people I named or the hollywood people I didn't name?
StormMcCloud said:
They being the people I named or the hollywood people I didn't name?
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Lol the people you named
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K7Cobb said:
Lol the people you named
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Archer is the ultimate closer of useless threads, though it is debatable as to if he has ever actually shot an arrow.
CTM is the drunken fist of the mod world.
MTM is the ruler of the trolls and ultimate troll mod.
Vanessa is the tidier of offesive/unruly posts.
TRM will whip you into submission.
Skinny is the drunken drummer.
Boborone is the crazy hat wearing donky guy.
BabyDoll is the leader of the birds and thrower of bricks.
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Archer is the ultimate closer of useless threads, though it is debatable as to if he has ever actually shot an arrow.
CTM is the drunken fist of the mod world.
MTM is the ruler of the trolls and ultimate troll mod.
Vanessa is the tidier of offesive/unruly posts.
TRM will whip you into submission.
Skinny is the drunken drummer.
Boborone is the crazy hat wearing donky guy.
BabyDoll is the leader of the birds.
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Cool............I guess
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Cool............I guess
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Lighten up . I'm "skinny", and I was almost famous in real life.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Lighten up . I'm "skinny", and I was almost famous in real life.
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lol it's about time one of you showed up.
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lol it's about time one of you showed up.
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I couldn't leave a soldier to die alone. This thread sucks.
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I couldn't leave a soldier to die alone. This thread sucks.
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Basically.
I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.
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I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.
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Dafuq did i just read?
MissionImprobable said:
I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.
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Aren't those the same thing!
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Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.
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^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:
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^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:
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Exactly!
The inventor of Sham WOW! also posts here.
WiredPirate said:
^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:
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What are devs?
What are mods?
Who are we?
People. Some are just less lazy than others. We all share this space called XDA equally. We just share it differently. Sure, respect around here is earned, but the ones who thrive here, such as yourself (wired), and many others who don't develop or care to, add just as much to this community as someone who does. Its all about quality here, whether you rewrite code, offer advice about carriers, all the way to the trolls who entertain us on a daily basis....through some channel of events, we've all found our way here. And I certainly have thought about things differently since I joined.
OK, hippie rant over. Need to grab a 'stone.
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Ahoy me mateys!
This 'ere thread be dedicated to all us pirates of XDA!
All yeh scurvy rats, gather 'ere to talk to others of yer ilk...
And dare ye not use the landlubbers English here, lads, else yeh'll be walking the plank in no time!
Signed,
The Cap'n.
Har har! I cannot speak dat pirate English so I'll have to speak like a jolly retard! Let's all root the deck and.... Har!
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Aye sir!
Sent from...
why do you care where I sent it from???
Wolf Pup said:
Har har! I cannot speak dat pirate English so I'll have to speak like a jolly retard! Let's all root the deck and.... Har!
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These be some links for all yeh squiffy landlubbers out there!
http://www.puzzlepirates.com/Vocabulary.xhtml
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
http://m.wikihow.com/Talk-Like-a-Pirate
AybeeforL
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SleepyKrushna said:
These be some links for all yeh squiffy landlubbers out there!
http://www.puzzlepirates.com/Vocabulary.xhtml
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
http://m.wikihow.com/Talk-Like-a-Pirate
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Thanks matey.
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The 5 A's
Arrr. Did anybody get around to downloading that movie that came out in theaters yesterday?
I be always up fer a scurvy pirate chat, me buckos. Spiced rum, anybody?
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Arrr. Did anybody get around to downloading that movie that came out in theaters yesterday?
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Which 'un might that be, matey?
Spring Breakers?
Arrgh this here thread be a werse idea than when the MPAA said I wouldn't download a car.
Ichigo said:
I be always up fer a scurvy pirate chat, me buckos. Spiced rum, anybody?
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The Cap'n carries his own grog, me boy!
But if yeh don't mind, I'll take a swig o' yer rum too! :laugh:
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Arrgh this here thread be a werse idea than when the MPAA said I wouldn't download a car.
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Arr yeh scurvy cur!
Yeh'll be walking the plank fer that!!!
Avast ya swabs!
Crank down that jib er I'll keelhaul every last one a ya!!!
So th' other day th' whole crew 'n I found a treasure chest full 'o doubloons. Turns out to be th' in Davy Jones' treasure chest scurvy dog's chest.
Thats OK said:
Avast ya swabs!
Crank down that jib er I'll keelhaul every last one a ya!!!
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Oyyyy!
I be the cap'n here, yeh old lubber!
SleepyKrushna said:
Oyyyy!
I be the cap'n here, yeh old lubber!
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Me and mine will takin' the wheel ta yer man-o-war over matey arhhgggg...
I'll give ye the choice of a plank beneath yer boots or strapped to the rudder ayeee!
Thats OK said:
Me and mine will takin' the wheel ta yer man-o-war over matey arhhgggg...
I'll give ye the choice of a plank beneath yer boots or strapped to the rudder ayeee!
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Yeh and yers be asking to get blasted to smithereens, yeh old cur!
If yeh think me crew'll be giving up without a fight, yeh be wrong!
Load the cannons and be ready, yeh scallywags! There's a boarding party in me sights!
SleepyKrushna said:
Yeh and yers be asking to get blasted to smithereens, yeh old cur!
If yeh think me crew'll be giving up without a fight, yeh be wrong!
Load the cannons and be ready, yeh scallywags! There's a boarding party in me sights!
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Raise the sails and bring the boat around!
We be broadside to them scallywags!!
Thats OK said:
Raise the sails and bring the boat around!
We be broadside to them scallywags!!
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Hold on there, matey!
What's that I see on the horizon?
A frigate flying the colours!!!
Yeh're in with them Navy scum, aren't yeh?
Yeh're no self-respecting pirate! Methinks yeh be a privateer!