Since I have seen so many “Family" threads I decided to make one. I think we should include Members.
This thread will be for those Trolls who like to troll around. Trolling is accepted as long as its not taken too far.
Everyone is welcome to join the Alliance. The Purpose of the Alliance is for Members to relax and be part of what trolling like to be. The Alliance is for Risk Takers, Protectors, Trolls, whatever you name it, except one thing: No PoNiEs????
Established Rules:
1) NO PONIES????
2)Trolling is allowed as long as its not taken too far.
3) No Flaming or Inappropriate things (Keep it clean)
4) Remember the XDA Guidelines
This Week's Poll
Should Ponies be banned from this thread?
Yes:0
No: 1
Some Ponies.:0
Presidential Status Requirements-
1) Must fulfill the the Admiral Status for 1 month or must fulfill Commander Status for 3 months.
Presidents will change every month. First month doesn't count.
Admiral Requirements-( I am one since I created the thread)
1)Must Have 2000+ Posts
2) Must have 500+ Thanks
3) Must post a minimum of 25 times a week in this thread
Commander Requirements
1)Must have 1500+ Posts
2) Must have 200+ Thanks
3)Must be known(As in you must be a regular Poster)
High Captain Requirements-
1) Must have 1000+ Posts
2) Must Have 100+ Thanks
3) Must post in this thread a minimum of 25+ Times a week
Sub-Captain Requirements-
1) Must have 750+ Posts
2) Must have 40+ Thanks
3) Must post in this thread a minimum of 15+ times a week
Private Requirements-
1) Must have 450+ Posts
2) Must have 30+ Thanks
3) Most post in this thread 10+ Times a week
Rookie Requirements
1) Must have 200+ Posts
2) Must have 20+ Thanks
3) Must post in this thread a minimum of 5+ Times a week
Trainee Requirements-
1) Must have 100+ Posts
2) Must have 10+ Thanks
3) Must post a minimum of 5+ times a week
Evaluation and Promotion of Members will be taken every 2 weeks.
Our Motto is: “Troll like a Real Troll to be Troll"
Member List and Status
Alliance President-
Alliance Admirals- @404-Not Found @mark manning
Alliance Commanders- @powerpoint45 @ [MENTION=4381453]Danial723
Alliance High Captains- @Shad0wPanda @gmaster01 @edisile ( The Annoying Zoidberg)
Alliance Sub-Captains- @shubh_007
@Sanjay Kumar
Alliance Rookies-
Alliance Trainees-
Mods don't close this thread. I want to see what to if it grows.
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Keep whatever it is you are doing friendly please
mark manning said:
Keep whatever it is you are doing friendly please
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Completely. I will establish rules soon
Want a cool place to join? http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2458892
Join the Alliance, Join for coolness
mark manning said:
Keep whatever it is you are doing friendly please
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Sir, for your coolness and reputation, would you like to be 1st Captain
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Join the Alliance, Join for coolness
404-Not Found said:
Sir, for your coolness and reputation, would you like to be 1st Captain
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Sure, I think other may disagree tho
Lol this sounds hilarious.
Sad I don't have 20 posts
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yashvchauhan said:
Lol this sounds hilarious.
Sad I don't have 20 posts
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I wanted to be a leader and now I have the chance. I guess its funny, just like other family threads.
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mark manning said:
Sure, I think other may disagree tho
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Exceptions... Are allowed. Besides Mods can get shortcuts. Not everyone will have to go through rookie stages. I will put 2 more Captains,
1 1st Private and 2 more Privates, directly
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404-Not Found said:
Exceptions... Are allowed. Besides Mods can get shortcuts. Not everyone will have to go through rookie stages. I will put 2 more Captains,
1 1st Private and 2 more Privates, directly
Want a cool place to join? http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2458892
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Please can i be a captain
Shad0wPanda said:
Please can i be a captain
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I sent in 2 invitations already. But I will tell you this, if by 12:00 the Members I invited dont respond, you will be captain.
Edit: You can be Private for now if you want.
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Me?
What will u make me?
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May be captain..?
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Sanjay Kumar said:
Me?
What will u make me?
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You sir, can be a Rookie
Your best is a Rookie, for now. If you can keep posting you will be promoted to Private
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Why not captain?
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Sanjay Kumar said:
Rokie means?
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Beginner, N00b
Not Captain, because you seem to low on thanks.
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I salute you Alliance commander for this thread. Count me in.
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shubh_007 said:
I salute you Alliance commander for this thread. Count me in.
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Rookie!!
Welcome aboard
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I have requiments of captain as in 2 post.
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Related
My show on xda tv will be an interview show. For the first episode, I will give captainkrtek a proper interview.
Captainkrtek is a forum moderator, news writer, server admin, and is diving into android app development. Please post questions you would like me to ask him here.
Thanks!
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Who is the most annoying member
JK.. But that was a great show you did before with him
Ask him... what do you think of tcp... will he ever be cooler than max??
T.C.P said:
Ask him... what do you think of tcp... will he ever be cooler than max??
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He's answered that before
Captainkrtek said:
No T.C.P, You will never be cooler than Max
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^^ when was this??? I want to ask hIm!!!
I would like to know how he feels about companies like motorola that seem hostile to custom ROM development on their hardware? I would also like to know how he feels about the direction android development seems to (is taking) with the different versions for tablets versus phones? Sorry if I asked silly questions.
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Thanks for the questions so far. I will be recording in a few hours. Any others?
Macaroni, I may ask your question thanks to the kind words ^^
Babydoll, great questions! They will definitely be used!
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what about my question???
T.C.P said:
what about my question???
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I guess you'll have to watch to find out
In all seriousness though, I will be using silly questions here and there to lighten the mood, so yeah, I'll probably use it
Ask him if scrizz ever gave him those bacon cookies and if he abandoned the galaxy sense project for the fascinate. Tell him bubby323 can help him out.
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Ask him why he picked a captainkrtek as his user name.
Just signed up and can i say this is the first time I've signed up to a forum and been intimidated!
Ive seen the intro vid...gold! (person no# 283,987!) woohoo!
Was just wondering how folk like me(handsome...yet noob to the core!) get around XDA without being torn a new hole? I like people and having one hole so not sure if i wanna start a thread without getting the inside scoop!
Nice to me you all! i think?
Welcome to XDA , I am pretty sure that soon you will be amazed by the friendliness of XDA members . Modders dev's and other members will always be there to help as much as they can . Just follow the forum rules and you will be addicted to this place
Happy posting
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Nice to meet you all i mean! arrrgh! already making mistakes!!
vimjam said:
Welcome to XDA , I am pretty sure that soon you will be amazed by the friendliness of XDA members . Modders dev's and other members will always be there to help as much as they can . Just follow the forum rules and you will be addicted to this place
Happy posting
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Woohoo meet my first person! lol nice to meet you vimjam! I can feel the addiction already First day on the XDA block is pretty hard. I ve gotta wait every 5minutes between post(spam monitoring i think)
reeco xda said:
Woohoo meet my first person! lol nice to meet you vimjam! I can feel the addiction already First day on the XDA block is pretty hard. I ve gotta wait every 5minutes between post(spam monitoring i think)
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Nice to meet you too . Yeah that wait is only applicable to newbies , once you are a senior member almost all restrictions are gone
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Welcome !
Youl usually will be flamed when:
- posting questions in development and not in Q&A
- starting another thread that's already been posted, discussed and answered 20+ times. Obviously not searching.
- not following directions then bashing the dev for your mistake.
- asking/bugging devs for ETA's
- posting fanboy threads bashing the device in that device forum.
Most of these are general written xda rules. Welcome to the forum. Xda will be your best friend.
Hey dude welcome to xda and the best sub forum off topic
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Basically search & read stickies and you'll be fine
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And Follow The Rules!
Welcome to XDA, if you don't leave now the addiction only grows stronger.
Welcome you'll come to find that we're all not so mean. There are some mean people of course, but don't let them get to you. Always try to be respectful, polite and search before posting a thread with some questions and you'll be fine
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You'll hear people say that the developers are the life blood of the forums. It's not, alcohol is!
That's all i know really. Hope it helps!
DirkGently said:
You'll hear people say that the developers are the life blood of the forums. It's not, alcohol is!
That's all i know really. Hope it helps!
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DirkGently is a troublemaker (although, an intelligent, funny one) THAT'S the life blood of OT.
ALSO, HI!
It's a tablet dammit! Not a BIG phone....
welcome to xda its a great place have fun modding your phone thats why i first came here and then found the great OT
vimjam said:
Welcome to XDA , I am pretty sure that soon you will be amazed by the friendliness of XDA members . Modders dev's and other members will always be there to help as much as they can . Just follow the forum rules and you will be addicted to this place
Happy posting
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LOLOLOL at member friendliness. Mod's and Dev's are usually pretty friendly unless you bug the crap out of them. And you won't get ban hammered unless you go against the forum rules.
You should be fine as long as don't do anything too crazy.
~Jasecloud4
We're not scary. Might seem that way on friday and saturday night but sunday afternoon we get back to normal. lol
jaszek said:
We're not scary. Might seem that way on friday and saturday night but sunday afternoon we get back to normal. lol
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Unless you're Mr Clown, and then you're scary 24/7.
OP, there are scarier things to be found on these here forums than any of us... and some of them are Clown shaped!
Bahaha "not sure if I wanna start a thread without the inside scoop"
Guess what bud? You just did welcome to xda
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Welcome aboard, now make us sandwiches......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Welcome aboard, now make us sandwiches......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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what if he's a guy?
Something's wrong with Off Topic.
Be it double standards, unfair bans, post deletions... whatever...
All members who feel they have something constructive to contribute are welcome.
Let's try and solve these issues once and for all.
This thread started with it's main focus on two incidents that took place yesterday.
As I have repeatedly stated, those incidents are just a symptom of the disease.
Perhaps Off Topic is just a tumor on the face of XDA that needs to be excised.
Perhaps it's a place for people to cool down and fraternize.
But the members posting in OT have felt that something's been going wrong for the post few months.
Maybe that wrongness is an erroneous perception on our part, or maybe there actually is something wrong. We've all been trying to discuss our feelings about that on this thread.
Trying to wash all the dirty laundry once and for all, to resolve all the issues people have had here so that we can go back to our meme-posting ways in peace.
Please feel free to comment on us users too. Like the title says... this is a discussion, and I'd love to hear your side of the story too.
Please discuss.
@NotATreoFan @Judge Joseph Dredd @MikeChannon @M_T_M
@svetius @P1Tater
Today's incident isn't the only time users have had issue with this moderator, and the only reason I abandoned the PM I was writing and made this thread was because I felt other members should take part i this discussion as well.
Please comment, @flastnoles11 @FlyGurl
@roofrider
@veeman @jugg1es
@Prawesome
Thanks for posting this *****ing awesome thread.
I believe because mods (I'm obviously generalizing here, there are many that don't) think of themselves as a separate group from the rest of "us" and because of their "kinship" they show leniency towards each other.
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Heres some proof of him saying controutman can use the word but others can't
“It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power."” ― David Brin
Hopefully we can wrap this up pretty quickly as it's nearly my bedtime.....
/me yawns
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Your welcome to PM either myself, My team leader or the moderator committee
Thread closed
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Your welcome to PM either myself, My team leader or the moderator committee
Thread closed
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Yea right, we can all see a mod committee member's reply right above yours.
And a fail btw, if closing this thread was your intention.
mark manning said:
Your welcome to PM either myself, My team leader or the moderator committee
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Nah..... I want to see where this is going.
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Banning for use of the word ***** is just stupid anyhow. If you want to say it's a swear word, add it to the filter. Otherwise, if it isn't being used in an abusive or insulting way, let it be.
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flastnoles11 said:
Heres some proof of him saying controutman can use the word but others can't
“It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power."” ― David Brin
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That's a pretty half-assed avoidance of the subject, plus, a moderator response to a report should be more mature, and at least attempt to use proper grammar. This looks like a 12 year old wrote it, I would expect a higher level of maturity from a mod.
prototype7 said:
Banning for use of the word ***** is just stupid anyhow. If you want to say it's a swear word, add it to the filter. Otherwise, if it isn't being used in an abusive or insulting way, let it be.
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A certain Smod (we all know who it was) made jRi0T68 change his sig because it had asshole in it, a word which isn't censored even today.
conantroutman said:
Nah..... I want to see where this is going.
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Okay. I killed it when I just had curiosity, but now you've got my attention.
Archer said:
Okay. I killed it when I just had curiosity, but now you've got my attention.
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If the people want to do this in public then so be it. All previous requests to deal with things properly have been ignores so let's just get it over with.
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I got a mention here, so I will just give my 2 cents. Not even 2 cents, just a few sentences
It was unfair.. Everyone should be treated equally. This isn't a democracy but still...
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If the people want to do this in public then so be it. All previous requests to deal with things properly have been ignores so let's just get it over with.
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Are you guys going to respond to the comments made by us in this thread? Or just chit chat among each other.
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roofrider said:
A certain Smod (we all know who it was) made jRi0T68 change his sig because it had asshole in it, a word which isn't censored even today.
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Unless something went on behind the scenes, I'm pretty sure cfb mentioned it (actually as an example of the double standards), and Jeremy changed it before any mod took action.
conantroutman said:
If the people want to do this in public then so be it. All previous requests to deal with things properly have been ignores so let's just get it over with.
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You all watch out for each other so what's the point? Can't say you don't either as mark mannings reply to my report on you using the word "*****ing" was pretty much ignored as you can see... Hypocritical power hungry mods
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veeman said:
Are you guys going to respond to the comments made by us in this thread? Or just chit chat among each other.
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Depends on whether or not you can bring up anything worth responding to.
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So this was the PM I got....
conantroutman said:
If the people want to do this in public then so be it. All previous requests to deal with things properly have been ignores so let's just get it over with.
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Point taken. I'll grab the popcorn
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Depends on whether or not you can bring up anything worth responding to.
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OK, just wanted to make sure you were still here. Don't want to sound like I'm *****ing though.
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So, instead of going on about how they aren't going to listen, let's try and get to the point, please? Ctm reopened this so we could have a discussion, so let's have one.
Three year member today. Celebrated with a new kernel for my One S....
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3 years and 42 posts?
That's like 0.038 posts / day :sly:
sent from the state where marijuana is NOT illegal !
To keep your thread on topic I would like to say Happy Anniversary
mark manning said:
To keep your thread on topic I would like to say Happy Anniversary
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This mean we all can make a thread on our anniversary? :what: Nice! Also, happy anniversary OP.
That wouldn't be original then
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kangerX said:
That wouldn't be original then
sent from the state where marijuana is NOT illegal
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But, I want to celebrate my anniversary OT style to.
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LoopDoGG79 said:
But, I want to celebrate my anniversary OT style to.
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Lol guess we all do
sent from the state where marijuana is NOT illegal !
We don't need a thread to celebrate how "long" you've been on the forum, thank you.
And all you "funny" thread derailers, I'm getting tired of having to repeat the same thing over and over, so I'll just start taking action from now on.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2319166
With "E.T.A." you might think of "Estimated-Time-of-Arrival" this thread is in no way affiliated with such disgrace to the dev community.
E.T.A. stands for the Elite Trolls Alliance which was founded in the legacy Samsung Galaxy Ace forum with almost 20.000 replies alone.
But since the Ace forums have died over the age of the device, we will rise again in the OT!
In this thread we troll in harmony and take a dump on your keyboard, you enter at your own risk.
Don't post here, get trolled, and complain. This is your last warning!
The current members of the E.T.A. "NO APPLICATIONS" members will propose new members, no PM please.
@LewisGauss "The genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist"
@FrankyDoodle "The Leaktroll"
@Shaaan "Our Noob RD"
@Prawsome "Tasty Prawns"
@Sleepy! "Sleepy Doc #imanoob"
@K.A. "The wannabe king"
@side_effect "Very effective"
@SMillerNL "Arguably Right"
@Ace King 34 "Chutney"
@CallMeVentus "Emo Kid"
@southernknight "Lurk 1.0"
@Deadly "He's deadly!"
@gadgetroid "An Idiot"
[MENTION= 4910339]Venomous Viper 119[/MENTION] "The Trolloholic Viper"
Rules and Information:
- Strictly off-topic
- Depending on who you are, we'll troll you or help you.
- Flaming only used as last resort with respectable limits
- E.T.A. members are a force to be reckoned with
- No "OP is a noob" jokes allowed
Oh Hai Der
HAHA Hello!!
wassup people?
Another familiy thread -_- Here we go again
Its Going To Be LEGEND--wait for it--DARY!- Barney Stinson(How I Met Your Mother)
Ironman38102 said:
Another familiy thread -_- Here we go again
Its Going To Be LEGEND--wait for it--DARY!- Barney Stinson(How I Met Your Mother)
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ETA isn't a family by any stretch of the imagination.
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Sleepy
Doc in d House
Ironman38102 said:
Another familiy thread -_- Here we go again
Its Going To Be LEGEND--wait for it--DARY!- Barney Stinson(How I Met Your Mother)
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ETA is more than just a family! We've got a long history!
Welcome i guess :cyclops:
How to become a verified user?
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jaysidhuk said:
How to become a verified user?
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Read the OP, you must be proposed by one of the current members, at least two of the members must know this person.
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FrankyDoodle said:
In this thread we troll in harmony and take a dump on your keyboard, you enter at your own risk.
Don't post here, get trolled, and complain. This is your last warning!
The current members of the E.T.A. "NO APPLICATIONS" members will propose new members, no PM please.
- No "OP is a noob" jokes allowed
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I posted.
How do I join. You know what, nevermind. I'll just PM you.
Btw, OP is a noob!
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No PMs, No PMs, No PMs... I know! I PM You for my join!
Why is that I know none of you guys while you obviously know me? :|
gadgetroid said:
Why is that I know none of you guys while you obviously know me? :|
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Who are you?
Ichigo said:
Who are you?
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+1
Ichigo said:
I posted.
How do I join. You know what, nevermind. I'll just PM you.
Btw, OP is a noob!
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Be careful of your words buddy. All ETA members are elite in real life as well. There are doctors, computer scientist, game developers in ETA. Beware.
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Ichigo said:
Who are you?
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Wait... Who am I?
LewisGauss said:
Be careful of your words buddy. All ETA members are elite in real life as well. There are doctors, computer scientist, game developers in ETA. Beware.
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Yes. Sleepy, Deadly, ?
Fortunately I'm all three.
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Wait... Who am I?
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Am I who?
I can't remember the last time I woke up.