you seem to be a very difficult lady, at least with me, but I'll try again, please I have some requests wish that you can do them for me.
1- would you please allow to add RAR and 7Z extensions in the attachments.
2- would you please make the user who add attachments, trace who download them.
3- would you please make me a modrator.
4- may I add a naked picture of me in my signature, if yes may it be with mine is hard; I'm not gay this is for girls only.
5- would you please give me your picture.
6- would you please take it easy with me .
now just copy and paste the answers in your reply if you are so busy.
1- I'll think of it; but don't expect anything.
2- no.
3- no.
4- no.
5- no.
6- you are banned now.
don't copy and paste this in your reply please.
remember I'm just talking here, I didn't do anything yet
I don't expect anything from anyone not only you as I said here that my family didn't treate me well so I don't expect a lot.
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you seem to be a very difficult lady, at least with me, but I'll try again, please I have some requests wish that you can do them for me.
1- would you please allow to add RAR and 7Z extensions in the attachments.
2- would you please make the user who add attachments, trace who download them.
3- would you please make me a modrator.
4- may I add a naked picture of me in my signature, if yes may it be with mine is hard; I'm not gay this is for girls only.
5- would you please give me your picture.
6- would you please take it easy with me .
now just copy and paste the answers in your reply if you are so busy.
1- I'll think of it; but don't expect anything.
2- no.
3- no.
4- no.
5- no.
6- you are banned now.
don't copy and paste this in your reply please.
remember I'm just talking here, I didn't do anything yet
I don't expect anything from anyone not only you as I said here that my family didn't treate me well so I don't expect a lot.
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your behavior here and in posts around the forum and towards flar is unacceptable. You obviously want to be banned so it is for a week - it would be permanent if you had not made some good contributions to the forum. A recurrence will lead to a permanent ban.
@paradis_pal:
Just out of sheer curiosity: why are you doing this?
This is waaay of topic paradise... and this isnt cool... take the ban as a good time to relax and come back with a clear head and a public apology to flar
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your behavior here and in posts around the forum and towards flar is unacceptable. You obviously want to be banned so it is for a week - it would be permanent if you had not made some good contributions to the forum. A recurrence will lead to a permanent ban.
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excuse me missy, but is your name flar???????????????????????????????/
if I got the ban from miss flar it will be ok, cause she got insulted by this stupid jok, and I can't see anything wrong here.
by the way ZORO wouldn't do such thing.
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@paradis_pal:
Just out of sheer curiosity: why are you doing this?
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did you hear ever about something called fun, this is a joke easy one, I did it while I'm awake, if I'm drunk I'll post my pics naked and still considering it a joke.
and I wanted flirt with miss flar, I wanted her to notice; me that is all, where is the sense of humor.
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This is waaay of topic paradise... and this isnt cool... take the ban as a good time to relax and come back with a clear head and a public apology to flar
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you reply where you shouldn't, at least see the piano, is that what you care about, to look like a wise man.
if she ask for an apology I'll love to apologized, but let her notice me first, and I think she would thought this funny, lets see her opinion?
Miss flar please please notice me here.
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excuse me missy, but is your name flar???????????????????????????????/
if I got the ban from miss flar it will be ok, cause she got insulted by this stupid jok, and I can't see anything wrong here.
by the way ZORO wouldn't do such thing.
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Ok rami aka paradis - as you have not in any way respected the admin in this forum - you are banned for 2 weeks.
Related
Since I am bored beyond wits, and was inspired by WPBears quotes at the end of his signature, I would like to hear the stupidest, most outlandish, jaw dropping, 'How could you be THAT stupid' questions you have ever read, answered, or posted on XDA...
mine isn't great, but it would have to be..
'If I SIM unlock my wizard, can I switch over to Sprint?'
i'd answered too many posts not to have to surpress most of the silly ones
but vaguely recall people asking for how to do tasks which were clearly something one just clicked on of the things present on the normal today screen menu
Hmmm... I'm sort of loathe to get involved because I'll probably find somebody's choice for stupid question is one of mine...
Al the same, it's got to be the person on the folowing thread I guess.
It wasn't the content of the question, it was that he followed this opening comment:
walshieau said:
Please post the relevant questions/bugs/information into the appropriate threads.
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And this from MrVanx getting questions removed and repeating the request:
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People Please dont post in this thread!!!, can mods remove these posts?
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With this:
****** said:
Could anyone tell me how to "downgrade" my Black pro 2.0 do the WM5 1.35 ROM? I am having trouble with some applications in the Black.
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Thats how I meant it actually.. funny posts... not 'noob' bashing.. lol
Thanks for the edit, Mike. Genuinely meant to just retype myself the last bit, not actually use Quote function with name on, when I began that. My ineptitude knows no bounds...
Took the link off now too.
And I DO still expect to find one my own posts being quoted here.
Well for about a while now i know theres is a hella bunch of newbies have trouble
from being to lazy to search/they dont know what there doing/OMG Im stuck at bootloop nonsense,and i feel sad for them, because i use to be like them asking for help when no 1(kinda) didn't help me out so im wondering if someone wants to help me make "The Ultimate Newbie Thread"
Basically in this thread we would have everything from a-z
such as 1 click rooting
partitioning
adb
All roms and whats the best for who and what kind of person you are
which is the stablest of all cupcacke builds/Hero builds
etc..
And with this thread we would stop so many pointless threads that would get closed/locked in 2 minutes
So basically all these threads you see on this forum would be cut and pasted all in one
So yeah any contributers???
I dont want to do this alone
pm or leave a reply with what you know and how you can help me with this
here is the link to my one click root guide i have no problems with you putting it into an ultimate super-noob thread. i think all the dumbass questions popping up should make a new classification called super-noob.
requirements to be a super-noob
1. knows nothing.
2. makes a new thread asking a question that has been answered a million times.
3. will not search for an answer
4. wants to be spoonfed information so that he/she/it(lol) does not have to research or learn anything.
5. rude to people that do not spoon feed answers.
exactly david but you see sometimes im busy
on weekdays(school work)
and when something needs to be added i would let someone log on my account and edit the post
Basically what i want do is in the post is just to make it the best like
from a section about
"stuck at bootloop"
or how to backup
or how to nandroid
or whats adb
or what root
basically and info/tut/help for pretty much any situation
that you think a newb could come to like
its tell me to run swapper what do i do??
if you didn't want to compromise your actual account on xda by giving out your info you could make another account and pm the info to any of the people that would be "editors" this post. the only thing is that for someone to log into to edit it the person using it would have to log out as soon as they edit the post so that it would free it up for someone else to log in and edit it. we should see if supremeteam256 along with direct matrix and nephron would like to get in on this because they are on here a lot and help out a lot. but i would not mind being an "editor"
to be honest i wouldnt care if they used this account but
i guess ill make an account that could be shared by all us
But ill have to think of a name maybe a mixture of all ours put together
maybe supamanefavid4888
so yeah pm them ask them if they want in
ok I'll drop some pm's to nephron and supremeteam and direct matrix in a minute and see what they say. also in the post after we edit something we could put by what we edited "edited by (whichever member)"
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ok I'll drop some pm's to nephron and supremeteam and direct matrix in a minute and see what they say. also in the post after we edit something we could put by what we edited "edited by (whichever member)"
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yeah we could do that
make an account etc..
then whoever edits it
will put edited by
or we could put at the bottom of that very section
tut brought to you by: xxxxxx
or we could just make a remixed name
and in the thread will put who each part is made by
well i just sent pm's to nephron, DirectMatrix, and supremeteam256 asking if they would like to do something like this. the reason i suggested the edited by part was mainly so that the other "editors" would know what who changed.
david1171 said:
well i just sent pm's to nephron, DirectMatrix, and supremeteam256 asking if they would like to do something like this. the reason i suggested the edited by part was mainly so that the other "editors" would know what who changed.
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yo ok ok i got you
i thought you were one of the guys whos all for credit
but yeah, tomorrow ill get on around..
wait its friday,... so 7:00pst if i can and tell me whats up
later david
i really don't care for credit. its nice but meh.. i gave them a link to this thread so they could see what is being wanted of them. I"ll pm you when i get some responses back. yeah it's 3:19am where i am, but i never sleep.
Just told David I'm down. I'm ready to help, and I'm constantly on. Just let me know what I need to do.
I tried to go through most of the forum posts but I dont think I could find my answers..
I was wondering if anyone knows what is wrong with my phone. I did an update and now my phone wont work back to normal. All it shows up is the G1 words across a black screen and that is about it.
When I tried to do a reboot it wouldn't work, I can no longer connect my phone with my USB to the computer, so what other options do I have with this matter? I know my phone isn't a brick.
Any help is appreciated. Thanks and good night..
Jennifer
Can you get into recovery etc..
Power + Home or Power + Camera ?
You should be banned from this forum for misleading topic creation, and being about the 500th person today for asking in the wrong forum. GO TO QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS! Because that's where you will get QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS!
Seriously, is it really that hard?
How To do it right...
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=is+my+G1+bricked
pjcforpres said:
How To do it right...
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=is+my+G1+bricked
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If you click the "I'm feeling lucky" button, it will give them the first result instead of all the results
JAguirre1231 said:
If you click the "I'm feeling lucky" button, it will give them the first result instead of all the results
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I thought this was more appropriate, since according to the OP he searched and couldn't find an answer anywhere on the forums, and this shows that there are in fact thousands of his exact question that have been answered. I like the shock and awe of 57,900 results.
pjcforpres said:
I thought this was more appropriate, since according to the OP he searched and couldn't find an answer anywhere on the forums, and this shows that there are in fact thousands of his exact question that have been answered. I like the shock and awe of 57,900 results.
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When he said he searched does he mean he, put the query in and just sit there hoping for results or did he actually press the Seach button
JAguirre1231 said:
When he said he searched does he mean he, put the query in and just sit there hoping for results or did he actually press the Seach button
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I bet he just started going through the dev section page by page looking for one with a title that made sense to him.
pjcforpres said:
I bet he just started going through the dev section page by page looking for one with a title that made sense to him.
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Because the Stickies were just too hard, poor soul
seriously....is it difficult to read and understand the rules?
your title is completely misleading and your post is in the completely wrong section
please change the thread title (edit the original post and change the text in the smaller of the two boxes)
and beware the remnants of the wrecking crew - if they find this you will have 40 pages of nonsense in a few minutes
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seriously....is it difficult to read and understand the rules?
your title is completely misleading and your post is in the completely wrong section
please change the thread title (edit the original post and change the text in the smaller of the two boxes)
and beware the remnants of the wrecking crew - if they find this you will have 40 pages of nonsense in a few minutes
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We only got to 30 last night
JAguirre1231 said:
We only got to 30 last night
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you guys are slacking....
garok89 said:
you guys are slacking....
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Well, supreme was there for 5 posts. Then it was me, bman and brutal hoe and some stragglers. Surprised it's still not closed and we're still not banned
you guys shouldnt be banned, you should be mods....
no noob who has been ripped by the crew ever return to the wrong section (if at all)
garok89 said:
you guys shouldnt be banned, you should be mods....
no noob who has been ripped by the crew ever return to the wrong section (if at all)
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Yeah, I'm sure this thread would be getting wrecked if at least one wrecking crew member was here, I'm an unofficial one, we need someone official
Locked and Deleted!
Thread needs to be locked....
This Thread is distracting to the folks who are searching for useful information.
I agree that this "user" was wrongful in creating this thread in the wrong forum/sub-forum, but let it go.
XDA Ops need to do a little better job in tightening up security as well as cleaning up the forums and promoting more mods....
Thx to all Mods/Ops/Senior Users for all that you do to make it easier for the rest of us.
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Could you hold the wrecking for 4 hours I have to leave soon and want to help
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lol i gotta go to work myself lolz wont be back till 5pm central
wow you lot are so cool, I wish one day I can be as elite as you are on the internet.
You know sometimes its easier to just help someone and point them in the right direction, but hey thats not cool enough is it!
as my signature says....
I used to have the patience of a saint until I joined XDA...
i used to just help, but being here since june has changed me....
after the first few months of just helping you get fed up of saying the same thing day after day
vixsandlee said:
I have been online long enough to see plenty of leetie tools who troll forums acting like complete muppets.
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mOppets* o not u
nah im not 1337 its just fun doing cuz its annoying how lazy ppl are n fail to read the rules.
I anyone help how to use this forum site. Its my first time.
defrankzterz said:
I anyone help how to use this forum site. Its my first time.
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Get 10 posts. Gives you access to being able to post in the development/phone specific sub forums. It also gives you access to have signatures, post in the marketplace (where you sell phone and phone related things), post outside links, etc. Also, you may want to avoid this specific sub forum or just mainly DanWilson. He's dangerous and may get you banned/hack you. Also, people like it when you use the search feature at the top of the page instead of just posting in a sub forum. I'm not really against or for this. But many people get (VERY) angry. Sheesh. Have fun, and enjoy.
Yes I'm feeling helpful today OT.
How many post u need to allow new users to add links because i want to post a thread about fixing my phone and to explain carefully i need to add links? Im just asking.
10 posts should get you the ability for external links if i am correct.
Thank u this post will just get me to 11 post so it would be enough thnx
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Thank u this post will just get me to 11 post so it would be enough thnx
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I mentioned that in my post.
defrankzterz said:
I anyone help how to use this forum site. Its my first time.
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Well, you'd wanna use some lube if it is your first time, because going bareback might hurt a little for both parties.
You'd also wanna ease it in a little before going full force.
I'd give you more advice but I see PDL here and he's probably more experienced, what with his marriage to Dan and all that.
Don't use this site. You're gonna brick your nice new phone, and by the time you get it to work again, a newer, better phone will have come out. Forget this site, go look at porn insread.
Sent from my HTC HD2 using XDA App
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=13035935&posted=1#post13035935
this is the new users guide. also in my sig
Stop bringing me into everything! Can't I browse XDA without accusations of hacking, banning or rape?
I know that I may have found Max's password, and used it, but I haven't got anyone banned!
If I have - LOL
Max - Does GMail still call you Gay Neilon?
XDXDXD
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Stop bringing me into everything! Can't I browse XDA without accusations of hacking, banning or rape?
I know that I may have found Max's password, and used it, but I haven't got anyone banned!
If I have - LOL
Max - Does GMail still call you Gay Neilon?
XDXDXD
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You got unbanned???
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You got unbanned???
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Yup. Hope you enjoyed your 24 hour silence in the OT.
Cos I'm away for a weekend now. I'll probably leave XDA nao (liek switch laptop offz) and be back at around 7PM GMT Monday.
Damn England and its something that I should blame for this!
I recently updated my forum signature, thought it was kind of awesome, figured I'd share it and get people's feedback. I saw something like it, I just took it a step further. If you can tell me the inspiration, I'll give you a digital cookie. Otherwise, I wanted to see a topic for people to get creative with their signatures or ask for help on how to squeeze something in, or do something mildly artistic with it like I have. So yeah, GO!
Signature photos while cool and all, take only one little line of code to accomplish, I was hoping we could discuss text based stuff like my signature.
Huh, seems nobody cares to discuss artistic signatures. Oh well!
Hey I am new in this thread.
Can anyone make a sigi for me using an image which i will provide u .
Thankx in advance.
Press thanx if liked !
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Cynagen said:
I recently updated my forum signature, thought it was kind of awesome, figured I'd share it and get people's feedback. I saw something like it, I just took it a step further. If you can tell me the inspiration, I'll give you a digital cookie. Otherwise, I wanted to see a topic for people to get creative with their signatures or ask for help on how to squeeze something in, or do something mildly artistic with it like I have. So yeah, GO!
Signature photos while cool and all, take only one little line of code to accomplish, I was hoping we could discuss text based stuff like my signature.
Huh, seems nobody cares to discuss artistic signatures. Oh well!
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I'm sure there is already a thread like this....
Carl Jonson said:
Hey I am new in this thread.
Can anyone make a sigi for me using an image which i will provide u .
Thankx in advance.
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If you look there are a few people that make sig bars on request
“Power brings a man many luxuries, but a clean pair of hands is seldom among them.”
― Robert Harris
I want to edit my signature, so How many post do I need?
I feel pretty happy with mine. I know the feeling you get once you put a little work in and see it in action :cyclops:
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