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Wow (possible NSFW)

So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!

Are you after beta testers?

Um... wow. I have a great sex toy already, and it also cooks and cleans... A little too emotional sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it ****s better than any inanimate object you'll throw together. Hey guys....
GET A GIRLFRIEND

Wow, talk about off-topic.

robinsonsam said:
Are you after beta testers?
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LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!

burgertime said:
LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
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says the boy who has never felt vagina...
HAHA just kidding, just kidding. This thread just leaves you open to so many burns I don't know where to start. ;-)

P1Tater said:
Wow, talk about off-topic.
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LOL! This is about as off topic as you can get in a PPC forum.
Why in the hell would you even post this?
It's a little odd.......

burgertime said:
So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
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Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.

Kraize92 said:
Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
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Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.

Edited myself, I forgot mods have a soft spot for comments made between Kraize and I. It was said with good intentions, I promise.

JimmyMcGee said:
Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
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Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.

Kraize92 said:
Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
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Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!

kidnamedAlbert said:
Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
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I'd agree. You may think your daughter is innocent, but unless you know her every move which is kinda scary, but if you do, then you have nothing to be afraid of. I mean I'm not a man whore who goes around sleeping with all the women I can find. I stick to one But it would be nice if parents started to talk about this to their kids. (Mind you, I come from a place where they would never discuss or have a sex talk EVER)

No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.

burgertime said:
No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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Wait wait. Was that directed at me? lol? I'm not muslim btw

Lol no I was not implying that you were Muslim, just that it's no more off topic then those topics.

Any update? lol

I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.

hotrod101 said:
I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
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*Cough* *Cough*
Discussions are totally fine as long as it doesn't lead to any revealing photos, videos, etc. I mean kids can now go to Wal-Mart and buy condoms. No one will stop you. You just have to get used to it. I understand many might be uncomfortable with that idea, but still. It's the generation gap you could say.

mikechannon said:
I know you guys know where to draw the line.
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I certainly do, but does everyone else?

age thread?

what happened to that thread, i dont think anyone was posting about smoother is possibly fixxxer or fixxxer is really clark kent etc. Was it violating any rules? I thought it was a great thread and finally getting to be able to know everyone better.

+1 Where the heck did it go.

my ten chars wanna know WTF? I thought that was a pretty good "get to know you" thread. I certainly learned stuff about you guys i didn't know before...
Could we maybe get an offtopic header so that folks can blow off some steam without pissing everyone off?

Agreed. I figured idle chat would be fine in the "general" section.

subcypher said:
Agreed. I figured idle chat would be fine in the "general" section.
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exactly right? it was posted in the correct forum no one was being rude or abrasive. weird.

Agreed.. That was a good thread.
I'm 31, I have no kids and I typically behave like I'm still 17, only not quite as reckless anymore

maybe the bad word is shenanigans?
Now I've done it.
I did like how that conversation was going.

Well, if we want to continue it here, I'm game. I was working on my post at the time of deletion.
I'm 33. Employed, working as many hours as possible since I was 14. College graduate (BA in History, oddly enough). I've been married once and will be again in the not-so-distant future. I have a girlfriend and a 2 year-old daughter. I've been a tech nerd for over 25 years. I bought my first computer (Tandy 1000 RLX/HD) in 1990 when they cost $1000. Yes, that was a lot of lawns in the 90s. My first cell phone was a Tandy CT-350 purchased in 1993.

gunnyman said:
maybe the bad word is shenanigans?
Now I've done it.
I did like how that conversation was going.
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Why'd you have to say shenanigans in my thread??? now its going to get removed, not even closed. totally gone.

I am a taurus, I like red tomatoes and black capped chickadees. (if you get that reference you're old)

sdotcarlisle said:
Why'd you have to say shenanigans in my thread??? now its going to get removed, not even closed. totally gone.
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I haz a sorry

gunnyman said:
I am a taurus, I like red tomatoes and black capped chickadees. (if you get that reference you're old)
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i had to google it

Shawn, 28 will be 29 in a couple weeks w00t w00t. Married 8 years this august, a 6 yo son and 4 yo daughter, work for a telecom expense management company i dont do anything really with computers there except use them so i'm not as geeky as i'd like to be but still geekier than most.

-I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."-
I'm a 30yo virgin, married to the church. I enjoy quiet time to myself, long walk on the beach, and making my own cilices.
*please note, I am making fun of myself here, not anyone else or anyone's religious beliefs*

shenanigans?

sdotcarlisle said:
Why'd you have to say shenanigans in my thread??? now its going to get removed, not even closed. totally gone.
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Next person who says shenanigans is going to get pistol whipped

tejasrichard said:
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
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Dammit...lol

Dare I suggest you start this thread one more time with the poll again, that was interesting
ps... Shenanigans

Whoever removed it should put it back..........I think the mods are on crack today......LOL

chfields said:
Whoever removed it should put it back..........I think the mods are on crack today......LOL
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i think so too
Edit* about it being put back. I can neither confirm nor deny the mods are smoking crack.

This Is Just Sad....

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It’s that time of the year again, when you are home alone for your birthday. Well, do not worry because your Windows Phone has prepared a cake for you to blow out the candles when the time comes, because that is just how much it loves you and how much you should love it. To make it work, you simply need to blow into your device’s microphone and the candles go out when you apply enough air.
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yes it is.
some (most) of your off topic posts are the complete nonsense, this is going beyond that

OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.

PurpleLlamaLover said:
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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I didn't actually notice the quote until your second post (new forum theme). I thought you were just posting an empty post to see what reaction you get.
I was once told that purple makes you mad...
I guess the sentiments of my first post still stand anyway

LOL. Well I appreciate your sympathy!
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!

PurpleLlamaLover said:
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
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Agreed.
Only tried it just as I logged on, and your thread was the first thing I (incorrectly) read. It's off now already I like how unique this place looks, and not too bright (harsh on the eyes).

Defenitly, plus the new theme makes everything bigger!

I had to chuckle to myself when i saw that post on the portal, surley not everyone is alone who has a winmo phone?!?!
New theme does make everything to big - I don't like it so much Yay for yellow and brown!

Yea, it makes me wonder bout the developer....

More sad
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!

I was just saying, it seems like a sad app for lonely people... But anyway, can someone (orb) make a certain thread (national sea monkey day) go on the Portal as an example of what not to put? (Or maybe an example of excellence in the postery category, a little compliment wouldn't hurt )

Ohh I see!
Lol, I´ll see what I can do

WOOT! Now everyone can enjoy the celebration of Sea Monkeys!

orb3000 said:
I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
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Dude OhhMyyGoood We should raid cuba and their sea monkeys and make it a nation! Well call it Offtopia And you me and thee llamma will rule it! Or he can be the first ever maskot to represent an entire nation

Ooooooh, interesting!

orb3000 said:
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community[...]
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.

6 months later and it's still sad

bbobeckyj said:
Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol

Coldskiesfullofblue said:
With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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Oh, there are posters outside of off-topic?

I think I will do that my bday is the 9th of January someone get at me with a blowing out candle app before the 9th so i can blow out my candles an it willl get me modavated enough to develop somtin good for 011 lol ;}
Sent from my CBW Blaze using XDA App

I need your guys' help with something creative.............

I have been going by "mznatnat" for a little while now and most of my screen names are just that. I'm thinking of creating a new screen name to put on my photoshop pieces but IDK what it should be??? I have been thinking about it for a while now but nothing comes to mind. So screw it.... I'm going to turn to the XDA members to help me. You guys are creative when it comes to roms and themes, maybe you guys can help me create a name I could use permanently.
Please no profanity. I don't mind if its funny, its something that I like. But no pig'ish suggestions please.

Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible

ludeawakening said:
Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible
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Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.

ludeawakening said:
Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
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If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.

Simon.TS.HTC said:
If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.
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Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy

mznatnat said:
Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy
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I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.

What about;
Bangalord
Click THANKS if I helped.
And if your generous donate to me please
Sent from my X8

ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.

mznatnat said:
Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.
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TechDrift
RootBass
FPSTech
RootedChic

Guns N Rootin'
You're very welcome!

Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow

wilbso said:
What about;
Bangalord
Click THANKS if I helped.
And if your generous donate to me please
Sent from my X8
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That makes me think of the vice lords and guns.... Idk if I'd want that on my photoshop art lol

MissionImprobable said:
ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.
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I like this one.

veeman said:
TechDrift
RootBass
FPSTech
RootedChic
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These are really good. I mean REALLY good! Thanks!!!! Writing these down now!

Occasus said:
Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow
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LadyHeadshot is a greaaaaaaaaaaaat one..... and MissGunslinger! ............... all of these suggestions that i'm getting from everyone are way better than what I had in mind. Now I'm glad I went to the XDA crowd to for help!

How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."

Simon.TS.HTC said:
I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.
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I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.

85gallon said:
How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."
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LMFAO no thanks! lmao!

boborone said:
I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.
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Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!

mznatnat said:
Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!
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I've been in four mental institutions, gotta do alot more than tell me stories about dudes having shop talk popping ass with towels to make my skin crawl.

Personal issues ever since bringing my Galaxy S3 home...

Okay, humor is a great way to make an entrance, so I will post a short story I wrote. Loving the forum so far, and have learned so much!
Anyway, before getting the Galaxy S3, I talked it over with my iPhone and Siri, and they said it was okay if I brought someone new into the household and relationship. Anyway, I brought the Galaxy S3 home to meet the "gang".
At first they were okay with it, and then jealousy reared it's head. I ended up fighting daily with my iPhone and Siri, and at one point, I was sleeping on the balcony.
I was like WTF?? This is *MY* house. Why am *I* sleeping on the balcony? To make a long story brief, I took back my place and made Siri sleep in the toaster for a night to show her who was boss. (she's watching me type BTW. Silly Siri. Hi Siri, daddy still loves you!)
Anyway, things seem to be back on track, but last night I couldn't sleep cuz S Voice and Siri were bloody arguing over which pizza place was closest to me. Always competing. They're so cute.
Anyway, I have to get going, S Voice wants to go out for a walk and she told me to leave Siri home. BBL
+++ Jason

Dump that siri bi...
BTW welcome to XDA

sleepijs_ said:
Dump that siri bi...
BTW welcome to XDA
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Thank you! I have been lurking without an account for about a month and I have learned so much, I felt I should sign up and say hello. :cyclops:

DelphinusMinor said:
Thank you! I have been lurking without an account for about a month and I have learned so much, I felt I should sign up and say hello. :cyclops:
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Welcome, but you could, and should, have said 'Hello' in this thread - stickied for people to 'Say Hi' in
P.S. Try not starting an iPhone vs Android war with your first posting in OT as well - Archer frowns on that sort of thing

SimonTS said:
Welcome, but you could, and should, have said 'Hello' in this thread - stickied for people to 'Say Hi' in
P.S. Try not starting an iPhone vs Android war with your first posting in OT as well - Archer frowns on that sort of thing
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That definitely is not my intention since I love and own products from both Samsung and Apple.
It's just something that appeared in my head a few days ago, so I put it to text.
I had to use two diff products in order to create the story.
And I did say hello in that thread before posting this. Thanks tho.
Anyway, take care.
- Jason

Now I feel like I need to defend myself and to be very clear I am not a troll, and far from.
Altho the definition for "troll" or "trolling" these days is so ambiguous and used so loosely, I am not sure anyone really know what the term even means anymore.
I want to add, I am a "retired" hacker/exploiter/phreaker. I love web forums(And now this one), and have been using them in one form or another for about 27 years, since 1985. I joke around alot and am very friendly/social.
I hope to continue to learn on this forum as Android OS is a new frontier for me.
Having said all of this, I will cut this off now. Take care my friend.
Peace.
+++ Del (Jason)

DelphinusMinor said:
Now I feel like I need to defend myself and to be very clear I am not a troll, and far from.
Altho the definition for "troll" or "trolling" these days is so ambiguous and used so loosely, I am not sure anyone really know what the term even means anymore.
I want to add, I am a "retired" hacker/exploiter/phreaker. I love web forums(And now this one), and have been using them in one form or another for about 27 years, since 1985. I joke around alot and am very friendly/social.
I hope to continue to learn on this forum as Android OS is a new frontier for me.
Having said all of this, I will cut this off now. Take care my friend.
Peace.
+++ Del (Jason)
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Welcome to OT. You'll fit right in.
I don't need a sig, but would love a cig.

boborone said:
Welcome to OT. You'll fit right in.
I don't need a sig, but would love a cig.
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Thank you...
/me hands you a sig.
I don't smoke, sorry, I can only offer you a sig. :cyclops:

DelphinusMinor said:
Thank you...
/me hands you a sig.
I don't smoke, sorry, I can only offer you a sig. :cyclops:
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Unacceptable. Do the honorable thing now and delete your account. Unheard of........a nerd who doesn't smoke
I don't need a sig, but would love a cig.

boborone said:
Unacceptable. Do the honorable thing now and delete your account. Unheard of........a nerd who doesn't smoke
I don't need a sig, but would love a cig.
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Mwhahahaha...

I know what you mean, I'm stuck in kind of a triangle as well. Google Now is my main partner and things are great, for the most part i couldn't ask for more. But then on Saturday when I'm drunk and I want to know when the SEC games are on, or what the score was.. I always give Siri the "talk of shame".

Ah Del nice to see you here...
I remember you from ifans giving me iPod help.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-T989 using xda premium

JaZart said:
Ah Del nice to see you here...
I remember you from ifans giving me iPod help.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-T989 using xda premium
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Wow... Hello there!
I posted this on iFans also. I have a weird sense of humor. Haha...