Hi all
First, excuse my english please
On the kaiser I saw that the vibrator(?? vibrate? vibrations...) is very hard. If the phone is on a table, it's terrible, it scares me each time!
One of my friend has HTC touch and his vibrator is very sweet! It doesn't make big noise, even on a table...
Do you know a software which allows to manage the vibrator of this Kaiser? I don't find any soft on xda or on the web...
Thanks a lot for your answers
David
dav.guillon said:
Hi all
First, excuse my english please
On the kaiser I saw that the vibrator(?? vibrate? vibrations...) is very hard. If the phone is on a table, it's terrible, it scares me each time!
One of my friend has HTC touch and his vibrator is very sweet! It doesn't make big noise, even on a table...
Do you know a software which allows to manage the vibrator of this Kaiser? I don't find any soft on xda or on the web...
Thanks a lot for your answers
David
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You really need to search,
go to radio shack and buy a resistor and solder it inline with the motor.
Wow, I had the total WRONG impression of what this thread was about!
JimmyMcGee said:
Wow, I had the total WRONG impression of what this thread was about!
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Heh-heh-heh. Beavis, he said vibrator.
Sorry if some users here are too immature to handle things, but as of now i haven't seen a program that does this. The vibration is a bit loud on the table at times, but you can always turn it off.
hehe the guy said that he said vibrator
actually there is a way... just open up your phone . remove all screws.. disconnect the ribbons and take out mother board. if it doesnt come out dont force it. it means there is still a screw. i learned this the hard way after breaking my 8525 mother board in half =\. locate the motor for vibration. there is a screw. tighten it. this will make the motor spin slower thus making a softer vibration. loosen the screw to make is vibrate harder n harder n faster . then ur gf will thank u after this.
actually JK =P if u did this it ..not only will it be funny, but you will end up with a phone in pieces
kareem9nba said:
Sorry if some users here are too immature to handle things, but as of now i haven't seen a program that does this. The vibration is a bit loud on the table at times, but you can always turn it off.
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Sorry If I Offended you with a poor taste joke. I too have been annoyed with the strength and noise of the vibration.
The vibration motor is the only thing In the Kaiser that is over-powered!
JimmyMcGee said:
Sorry If I Offended you with a poor taste joke. I too have been annoyed with the strength and noise of the vibration.
The vibration motor is the only thing In the Kaiser that is over-powered!
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Makes you think who in HTC could've done this
One day in HTC:
Employee 1: Lets make the motor vibrate more!
Employee 2: Why the hell??-
Employee 1: STFU *Bangs employee 2*
Day Later
Employee 1: Lets make the motor vibrate more! It makes it more easier to detect it.
Manger of Kaiser production: Alright!
And here we are! With overpowered vibrating motors
Kraize92 said:
Makes you think who in HTC could've done this
One day in HTC:
Employee 1: Lets make the motor vibrate more!
Employee 2: Why the hell??-
Employee 1: STFU *Bangs employee 2*
Day Later
Employee 1: Lets make the motor vibrate more! It makes it more easier to detect it.
Manger of Kaiser production: Alright!
And here we are! With overpowered vibrating motors
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vibrators + girls = no fun for us guys .. =\
Gotta have the right drivers to get girls
I hate you guys
I told you my english is bad I was sure that you will joke about that
So ok, maybe no software for the phone about this problem?
Thank you for your answers
The Reaper said:
Gotta have the right drivers to get girls
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Well said
brian_v3ntura said:
vibrators + girls = no fun for us guys .. =\
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Why not? It makes it fun because it's OUR phone you want them over at your house don't you?
So bad with me I hope that you are creating a software for my phone during this time
No?
And here I was, thinking, "so I have two phones that have cooked roms. time to get something the woman can use"
Turns out, you can't port linux to everything.
"sorry sir we cant replace your tilt, it has water damage"
...if girls get used to use it as a vibrator, we all better put a string to it, so that it does not get lost in some wet place...
if results of this usage are good, i think i won't care about the video drivers' issue anymore!
Great now my wife will be messing with my phone now too But seriously there are some people at my work that have the good old blackBerries and you should hear them vibrate on a table during a meeting.
Try TreoVibe
Thanks a lot for this answer.
I can't try that now but maybe tomorrow. During this time, I would just know if one of you have ever tried this soft with a Kaiser?
Thanks
Holy smoke, I cant believe people are still making the funny about vibrating phones and women.
Women like a sense of humor. If your laughing in this thread then you'd better get used to cold lonely nights in watching Babylon 5, because this theme is about as funny as testicular cancer.
Related
Last weekend, while i was at a batchelors party my roomate found it funny to use my user name to create posts. This ended up in me being banned for 7 days and the vulgarity used was very disrespectful to me and this community. He is/was pissed of at me because he hasnt chippd in on rent in about 2 1/2 months so i told him last friday he needed to move. So as i was at the party he used my user name (because cookies enabled im always logged in) and created a new user name using a diffrent broswer. I hope you members can accept my apologie, as im deeply sorry. This was extremely embarrasing to me. And now i have kicked this mother out of my home. again i am deeply sorry for the actions last weekend, and once again i hope you all can forgive the situation. And for reference here is a link to the post i was talking about (CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK) http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=389943
And again im so so sorry.
don't sweat it man. we all run into people like that who are supposedly our friend's, but reality speak they are nothing more than a bunch of losers.
glad to see u got ur act reinstated.
That was not a good enough punishment. I think you should have to give me your Kasier/tilt/whatever, and that would be a suitable punishment.
thesire said:
don't sweat it man. we all run into people like that who are supposedly our friend's, but reality speak they are nothing more than a bunch of losers.
glad to see u got ur act reinstated.
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i concurr. . pick and choose them wisely.. hopefully this will be an eye opener!
As I previously stated in those threads, I didn't think that was you anyway. Just seemed really out of character to me. Almost child like I thought. No hard feelings here as I didn't think it was you anyway. I couldn't explain the IP similiarities but you just did so in my opinion its the past and there is no need to dwell in the past.
Welcome back.
I really appreciate the support, bad thing is this guy has been a really good friend since college. And ever since he moved in with me its been a nightmare. Well now he had moved in with his parents. I am also filing suit in small claim's to get back rent and utilites that he never paid.
So no tilt for me?
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I really appreciate the support, bad thing is this guy has been a really good friend since college. And ever since he moved in with me its been a nightmare. Well now he had moved in with his parents. I am also filing suit in small claim's to get back rent and utilites that he never paid.
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Sometimes its just better to cut your losses and move on.
I too thought it was a little strange to see Banned under your name. I had never seen any wild posts on your part that would have caused it...
Now take that SOB to People's Court so we can all watch him look like a jackass in front of Judge Marilyn Milian.
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That was not a good enough punishment. I think you should have to give me your Kasier/tilt/whatever, and that would be a suitable punishment.
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Yea sure, I work for att so i can hook you up with a tilt (A dummy display)!! ha ha ha ha
Dude!! I was in the same exact situation. I kicked this one guy out, not because of rent, but because of disrespect. He would bring his gf at night and you know what when I was trying to get sleep. I gave the guy consideration to have the place to himself for a few hours. What I did was told him to watch a movie with him and his girlfriend as well as me adn my girlfriend. The movie was called You Me and Dupree (if I got it right) He got the point I was trying to make and at the end of the movie we got in an argument. I won. Yay!
Is it too soon to laugh at this? (Or am I just a bit twisted?).
Still, sorry to here that happen to you mate. Seen it happen on a Wiki I go on and it really pi$$es people off.
Once a vandal created a login of an admin with an i instead of an l in the username, everyone thought the admin had gone nuts. Very funny.
Dave
KD8DNS said:
Yea sure, I work for att so i can hook you up with a tilt (A dummy display)!! ha ha ha ha
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Hmm something to drop infront of a crowed to make them think I broke my preciouseses.. Sounds good to me.
ChumleyEX said:
Hmm something to drop infront of a crowed to make them think I broke my preciouseses.. Sounds good to me.
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p.m. your address to me and ill se what i can do
It all clicks into place now. Yeah I thought the same as P1Tater. You never really attacked the community, but the newbs. Then that day, you got more and more wacky and disrepectful. I thought you had gone off your meds.
BTW, Never become roomates with your buddies, they are always more of a slacker than you expect.
Anyhow, welcome back man.
JimmyMcGee said:
It all clicks into place now. Yeah I thought the same as P1Tater. You never really attacked the community, but the newbs. Then that day, you got more and more wacky and disrepectful. I thought you had gone off your meds.
BTW, Never become roomates with your buddies, they are always more of a slacker than you expect.
Anyhow, welcome back man.
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noo, i still taken my crazy pills, i think anyway. (listen do you hear that) what did you say. huh, your freakin me out. Ohhh what was i talking about
Decent
I think its decent of you to respond the way you did to the community. Given what life throws at us from time to time, it makes things like rubbish video drivers on the Kaiser rather a petty complaint (gritted teeth - gimme decent drivers HTC damn it!).
Bankside said:
I think its decent of you to respond the way you did to the community. Given what life throws at us from time to time, it makes things like rubbish video drivers on the Kaiser rather a petty complaint (gritted teeth - gimme decent drivers HTC damn it!).
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Calm down now Buudy. Take it from me, you are going to get ulcers if you worry about the Video Driver issue. My phone works great. Video could be better but, I live stress free not worrying about it.
Thank you
Just wanted to say thanks to all that realized that the disrespectful posts were not me but a immature arse hole x-roommate. (And today is the day i sue his ass in court) i have printed off the posts he created to use in court to justify his character. Anyway thanks much FRIENDS.
what's with the whole "bro" calling deal?
I havent been huge on forums for about 3 years until i found this site for my phone. now i come on here atleast 4 times an hour.
but ive noticed that the new thing is to call everyone bro. at first i thought it was an insult because where i live "california" it's an insult to call someone a bro
ie. everyone makes fun of the "bro" seen like sideways hat wearing dirt biking big truck lifted high enough to need red airport lights...
am i missing something with the bro deal?
gofawkurself said:
what's with the whole "bro" calling deal?
I havent been huge on forums for about 3 years until i found this site for my phone. now i come on here atleast 4 times an hour.
but ive noticed that the new thing is to call everyone bro. at first i thought it was an insult because where i live "california" it's an insult to call someone a bro
ie. everyone makes fun of the "bro" seen like sideways hat wearing dirt biking big truck lifted high enough to need red airport lights...
am i missing something with the bro deal?
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It means brother (Bro-ther)
Chill out bro.
We aren't flaming you, bro.
You'll know when we are flaming you, bro.
No disrespect meant, bro.
Bro.
(bro)
gofawkurself said:
at first i thought it was an insult because where i live "california" it's an insult to call someone a bro
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No it isn't bro. And someone who must have put huge amounts of thought into creating his handle shouldn't be concerning themselves with something this trivial.
http://howto.thetunafish.com/?p=26</span></span><span style=
where exactly in california do you live?
Down here, to call somewhere a bro or a "brother" is a sign of respect. Or maybe that might just be me.
hahahahaha!!! I'm started to see how this post was a bad idea.
thanks guys!
yes I know bro = brother. just never seen it used so much in my life until recently. i joined a few forums and noticed everyone using it.
My intention was not to send this topic in a negative direction at all. just wondering what may have started the "thanks bro" response across the forums of the net.
I'm from orange county. And bro means a two things here.
stereo type & family.
95% used as a stereo type or insult to joke about a certain type style or appearance.
oh....
orange county....
how is it in marin? what reaction does bro induce there?
you'd be hard pressed to believe it, but i'm actually very interested in this.
thats way up past san fran. not to sure but as a remember thats the same area that start the term "hella"
gotcha.
in case you're wondering why i care, it's because i have a BS (NOT bachelor of science) degree in geographical demographic linguistics with a concentration in regional technical vocabulary and a minor in inverted mind reading.
yeah. believe it
bro
brosef
brobinz
are you comfortable with the "lol" word?
that bugs me the most!
lol
ya i used to hate "lol" too but once i got the meaning understood i use it alot. i just think of it as the person to be laughing, as opposed to actually thinking "laugh out loud".
gofawkurself said:
hahahahaha!!! I'm started to see how this post was a bad idea.
thanks guys!
yes I know bro = brother. just never seen it used so much in my life until recently. i joined a few forums and noticed everyone using it.
My intention was not to send this topic in a negative direction at all. just wondering what may have started the "thanks bro" response across the forums of the net.
I'm from orange county. And bro means a two things here.
stereo type & family.
95% used as a stereo type or insult to joke about a certain type style or appearance.
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Ah, my friend from Orange. These guys just don't know about the So Cal "bro".
Ambiguous and Skin shirts, Famous hats (sideways, of course) and West Coast Choppers sunglasses. The mandatory F-350 with the 13" lift and 57" mud crawlers. Two dirt bikes in the bed, can't forget about those.
Either that, or driving like an idiot in Daddy's Yukon Denali or Escalade EXT, cutting you off and being a moron with his three other bro's in the truck with him.
Strange little microcosm we have down here.
Brontosaurus
maybe everyone wants to be black?
gofawkurself said:
what's with the whole "bro" calling deal?
I havent been huge on forums for about 3 years until i found this site for my phone. now i come on here atleast 4 times an hour.
but ive noticed that the new thing is to call everyone bro. at first i thought it was an insult because where i live "california" it's an insult to call someone a bro
ie. everyone makes fun of the "bro" seen like sideways hat wearing dirt biking big truck lifted high enough to need red airport lights...
am i missing something with the bro deal?
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What the hell is wrong with you man? I currently reside in Long Beach CA, and used to live in Orange CA. Bro is not a sign of disrespect at all, do you go outside and interact at all? I would say no offense but this is F-ING RIDICULOUS!!! The real question is if the whole crackling noise my rice krispies make is trash talking, cuz I think it is LOL.
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maybe everyone wants to be black?
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Yeah man, we all want to be black I say Bro all the time and I do not fit the description of what any of you guys listed. I am not exactly rich, dont have a lifted anything, and sure as hell don't want to be black. It is totally completely dependent on how the word is used. If I say " whats up brotha, or bro" that is an act of friendliness. If I say "F_ _ _ you bro" that is something you would punch someone in the mouth for. Just learn to read people better and you'll no what there intentions are.
gofawkurself said:
but ive noticed that the new thing is to call everyone bro. at first i thought it was an insult because where i live "california" it's an insult to call someone a bro
ie. everyone makes fun of the "bro" seen like sideways hat wearing dirt biking big truck lifted high enough to need red airport lights...
am i missing something with the bro deal?
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First off, I think you are way off base. It seems to me that you are the one stereo-typing.
I for one have 3 lifted vehicles, all 4wd, because I like to play off road. One 1973 Jeep CJ5, one 1988 Ford Bronco and one 2006 Jeep Wrangler. I also have 2 dirt bikes and 2 quads. I used to race motocross and still enjoy riding and nature. Have you ever tried getting away, outdoors, on your own all by yourself. I also wear a hat about 60% of the time but it is never sideways. Always straight forward unless I turn it around backwards to keep it from flying off while riding with the tops off of my Jeeps. I also own a Ford Expedition, not lifted, standard mostly as a matter of fact, married and with a 5 year old son who loves to ride as well off road whether it be in the 4wd or on his own quad or dirt bike.
Maybe you need to step outside sometime and get some fresh air and quit your stereo-typing.
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Ah, my friend from Orange. These guys just don't know about the So Cal "bro".
Ambiguous and Skin shirts, Famous hats (sideways, of course) and West Coast Choppers sunglasses. The mandatory F-350 with the 13" lift and 57" mud crawlers. Two dirt bikes in the bed, can't forget about those.
Either that, or driving like an idiot in Daddy's Yukon Denali or Escalade EXT, cutting you off and being a moron with his three other bro's in the truck with him.
Strange little microcosm we have down here.
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couldn't have said it better myself. so you can see why i laugh when i see the word being used thinking its a subliminal "thank you but your retarded" every time i see it. not knowing that everyone else in the world still uses it as a sign of gratitude...
Ok, I searched for "shake and answer" and related stuff.
And all I got were members pitching the idea no real working stuff.
I just want to note that shake to answer a call would be Insane. And is worth mentioning in a post. Any ideas??
Thanks for your time reading this post.
Luck Fellasss.
Sergio PC said:
Ok, I searched for "shake and answer" and related stuff.
And all I got were members pitching the idea no real working stuff.
I just want to note that shake to answer a call would be Insane. Any ideas??
Thanks for your time reading this post.
Luck Fellasss.
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turn 180 degrees and bend down so i can kick you like hell just kidding
nice idea,haven't seen around (i just don't know why-is it because it's not there or i missed it)
Bump Bump
Its a great feature come on guyzzzzz.
Thanks
i bet theres something like this already in development.
Shaking to answer the phone heh... IMHO it is less effort to press the hardware button than shaking the phone.
It would be a gimmick like SE's shake for changing a music track... cool for 5 seconds..after that..useless.
+ you wouldn't want to accidentally answer the phone when you're 'busy'...... not going further than that..
SKScheMa can allow you to answer phone when the phone is faceup/down, and all angles. No shaking.
Yea frankly.. shaking the phone for anything is kinda useless.
aAAAAA come on guys imagine just giving the Jewel a little shake after you look at the caller ID for a 1pick up call!!!
Come on guyzzzz. You know its cool!
Help me out hereeeee!
Guys,
A little personal info.
This is a question so answer me Q & A!
have you tried to update the radio?
arkavat said:
have you tried to update the radio?
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What on earth is that?...this phone doesn't have radio...mine is stock/unrooted.
LOL.. ok i will go along... I have nothing better to do right now.
Forget about the radio... my bad
Get this software...
http://www.androidfreeware.net/download-dildroid.html
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LOL.. ok i will go along... I have nothing better to do right now.
Forget about the radio... my bad
Get this software...
http://www.androidfreeware.net/download-dildroid.html
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LOOOOOL you just made me laugh sooooooooo hard after ages!
New found respect for android...couldn't imagine something like this would exist...ROTFLMAO!
Glad to help... I was equally surprised to find this software.
Anrdoid is, after all, a good "multi-tasker"
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Glad to help... I was equally surprised to find this software.
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yeah, searching your bookmarks is really difficult
You can afford a nexus but not the right equipment? o.0
Bro where this world has gone too.. I mean I don't want to be rude, But the Nexus is Small and all but it's not a Nokia, And I hope you didn't have an older Nokia, How did You Manage to do this.. ? My Dear Lord...
It's cool and all to these things.. I used to know a girl who liked playing with Jumper Cables and a Battery back in the day but Im done.. Done. It was all the Girls Idea and I will Tell you, in not from the HOOD and all but a brotha don't get down like that.. Its like every time is war, like I got to defend myself..
Wish the Best for you.. Please don't destroy the Nexus.. It deserves a long lasting life..
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You can afford a nexus but not the right equipment? o.0
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Perfect Mijenko.. Your always around..
Read My post.. !!!!
Wrap it in tin foil before you put the condom on...
nomination
i nominate this thread for the biggest "THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!!" flash banner / gif ever made.
by the way, we'll also REQUIRE pictures of the lady friend, starting with cutesy dress, then stripped and dipped (the nexus dipped).
LOL now get on with it !
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yeah, searching your bookmarks is really difficult
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How do you know that? I thought I was in "privacy" mode!
I would love to be a fly on the wall during that warranty conversation with HTC...
arkavat said:
have you tried to update the radio?
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Hahahaha
Best response possible.
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i would love to be a fly on the wall during that warranty conversation with htc...
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lmfaoooooo
ROFLMAO!!!!
cyborg_001 said:
Guys,
A little personal info. to start: Me and my girlfriend are extremely dirty in bed...I mean really really dirty and sick. That's all you need to know.
Unlike my Nokia's when I put my nexus wrapped in a condom/plastic inside her vagina and try to ring it to vibrate and pleasure her it doesn't get the signal and so doesn't work. My Nokia's never ever failed to get her screaming.
Now this is a major downer as I have not got extra money to invest in a good vibrator/dildo and feel the nexus is crap and I'm considering a lawsuit.
I know vodafone UK guarantees a signal inside homes but this is clearly not the case. So can I take it up with them or sue them as well?
Get back to me asap cos I have a seriously pissed off horny nympho girl waiting desperately...Thanks you all.
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You need an external booster antenna, just shove it up her ass and you will be good to go!
EDIT: http://www.wpsantennas.com/Blade-Ts-9-6-Band-Blade-Antenna-AC402.aspx
Upgrade to a girlfriend with less signal impedance.
You are a hardcore smoker and got no money for accessories?
no problem.
Here is the official "I invest all my money in zigarettes"-HD2-table stand
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it is handcrafted by a unknown german manufacture and limited to "one". very rare ^^
at the moment there is no way to get one because no one can afford it.
update:
now with lighterholder
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"it goes on an on - till the mo$%&"§-fu%&§@ breack of dawn"
the "poor smokers dockingstation"
Featuring:
-Usb in and out (which is only useful for charging till the Usb host driver gone be released)
and
-Line in and Out (green in red out)
I dedicate this Peace of art to the "Linux on HD2"-DEV's. GREAT WORK! KEEP IT GOING.
Genius.........where can I get one??
Fixing URLs and displaying images....
it is handcrafted by a unknown german manufacture and limited to "one". very rare ^^
at the moment there is no way to get one because no one can afford it.
update:
now with lighterholder
yeah
thank you
Haha, well done You can now stop smoking !
pretty fine idea ;D
Just a bump to say that I've now stopped smoking for two whole days - the first time since 2004. Man that's scary.
I would make this kick-stand, but I don't need the reminder/temptation!
Ha!
Fun way to fashion a kickstand! I personally just use one of those old cassette tape cases as my case. Open it all the way and voila, movie awesomeness! Now if I can just find a way to add a front-facing camera those evo 4g's won't have nothin on me hmmm...
I just lay it on the table. The easy way
nice ! now all smokers can save some money on tablestand,hehe
lol, thats a brilliant idea..
and another one
this time a bike mount for the G1
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=6999979#post6999979
Cigaret as a stylus
Right! Brilliant
Ever noticed that when you moisture the tip of a filter cigaret a bit you can use the cigaret as a stylus?!
appelflap said:
Right! Brilliant
Ever noticed that when you moisture the tip of a filter cigaret a bit you can use the cigaret as a stylus?!
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do you trying to play a prank on me???
flaep said:
do you trying to play a prank on me???
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no, no. really it works .... sometimes (you have to push hard). It need some additional research though.
When do you plan on releasing the bike mount for HD2?
Ok. You want me to lick a zigarette and than brush the display with slubber (i hope is the right word for sabber). Sounds funny
Sent from my T-Mobile G1 using
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flaep said:
Ok. You want me to lick a zigarette and than brush the display with slubber (i hope is the right word for sabber). Sounds funny
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Yep, just your cigaret.