Joke Thread - Off-topic

Do you Know some jokes?
Let us Laugh with yours....
What's the animal that still spining even if it's Dead???????
Roast Chicken!!!!
jajajajajajajaja

LOL
Thanks Paisa!

Its really hard to make laugh in english!!!
You're wellcome men!
I heard my brother mention you to me about the universal... cause he is the family provider of HTC Universal jajaj now my dad my 1st. big bro and my 2nd big bro has his own Universal....
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He escuchado a mi hermano hablar de ti acerca de las Universal... parece ser que el es el proveedor de HTC universal en mi casa... mi papa mi hermano el mayor y el tiene sus propias wizard y el las ha conseguido.... saludos desde Guadalajara Jalisco.
I got a new one!!!!
What does a stone said to another stone?????
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Give some weed!!!????? jajajaj no no no (Maybe The Rollin$ stone$ said that in their good times but now...?)
Really it says.....
What a hard life!!!! jajajajaja
Was more fun the rolling stone one isnt it?
jajajaja

Just searched for the joke thread on xda, found this. Since this one is older, does that make it the official joke thread now?

Ichigo said:
Just searched for the joke thread on xda, found this. Since this one is older, does that make it the official joke thread now?
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It makes it the forgotten joke thread.

It makes it soon the be closed joke thread
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

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Español (Spanish) Himalaya AKU 0.7.0 ROM [Coming soon]

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Sample...
-New Vista Wait Cursors
-Wichita
-Black Keyboard Skin
-Quick Reset
-QuickMenu
-PNotepad
-New skins for Calculator
-Simple RegEdit
Coming soon
WHERE
Hello efsane, Where I can find it, I am trying to translate AKU 0.7.0 and do not obtain it.
Thanks.
RURE said:
Hello efsane, Where I can find it, I am trying to translate AKU 0.7.0 and do not obtain it.
Thanks.
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my pocketpc (usb problem) out of order
Please in spanish download!!!
hello everyone has, does the time calculais ROM that will be in Spanish?. Thanks
Any news on this ROM?
As efsane never made his rom, or at least didn't share it, I'll post here some basic instructions to translate and english rom, and I'll do it in Spanish.
Aqui teneis las ROMS en inglés y otros idiomas con WM6.X:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=379017
Es bastante fácil, bajas la rom deseada, y dentro hay un txt con instrucciones para flashearla (leelas) y un HimaUpgradeUt_noID.exe que es el instalador.
Luego bájate este archivo y sigue las instrucciones del txt para traducirlo a español:
http://www.lolacolay.com/ramon/wm6.1...sh_realvga.zip

YOU CANT!!!

Jajajaja I would like to make you all Laugh a little
You Cant!!!​
...Let it frozen like that
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...Let him hold the boxes like that
...Be so suicide!
...Scape from the Shark...
...No Bush you couldnt read with the book inverted!!
You get this off Fmylife or Failblog? I love looking at these; it suddenly became a big hit school this year.
the fun never ends!
...watch trough that camera...!
...Smoke inverted!!!
...Go upstairs in a wheelchair
...eat from the wall... hahaha
...paint like that!!!!!!!!!!!! suckers!!!
wanna some more?
...play in a field like that!!! holy god!
...scrap a Porsche like that!! God damn!!! it couldnt be posible!!
... See trough the wall by your balcony
Hope you all like it!
erase it whenever you want mods hahahah
Be nice guys.
it comes to me by email
It would be interesting too see more
can you post the links to that pages you told me?
hahaha i cant stop laughing im goona pii on my jeans! ****!!!!! hahaha
Look at this video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0it1u_WcBI
Jajajaj Paisa!
Ahora si te luciste, no paro de reir!
LOL Paisa!
You made it, can´t stop laughing!

			
				
Here my contribution
JAJAJAJA
THAT'S OUR TRAFIC!!!! viva el DF!!!
that was nice orb, that astronaut is really ****ed but all the people in that weird planet is soooooooooo ****ed!!! jajaja
do you see the video? is really fun
That DVD Rewinder is wonderfull!!!!

XT1069 Forgotten?

There is no chance to us (brazilians) get a previous update to Lollipop 5.0? My model is XT1069 and I don't find nothing relationed with it
My instinct to troll is huge here, but instead I will try to reply seriously
Motorola released a soak test for people in the US ONLY, EVERY other model will receive Lollipop in the next weeks
Patience, my friend... It's better to have KitKat then a bricked phone...
I'm anxious too, but should be only a few days for this update to be released for XT1069...
Paciência, amigo... É melhor ficar no KitKat do que ferrar o cel tentando atualizar...
Também estou ansioso, mas o update deve ser lançado pro nosso XT1069 em mais alguns dias...
Gabboplano said:
My instinct to troll is huge here, but instead I will try to reply seriously
Motorola released a soak test for people in the US ONLY, EVERY other model will receive Lollipop in the next weeks
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Yeah, just control yourself and withold the urge to be sarcastic; been there, done that, and all it earns you is hard feelings and resentment. If you can't be nice, say nothing - that's my way of doing things... although I slip up sometimes (we're only human, after all).
If someone annoys you, just move on without typing a single word
Take care.
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why people don't search before creating new thread
even don't look that same thread present on same page
thread about the same topic is here
reported
A thread already exists for this here, please search before posting to avoid duplicate threads in future.
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I need watermark "Huawei and Leica" !

Who can help me take the watermark "Huawei P9 Leica Camera" from camera Huawei P9 . You need root P9 to take this file . This file was sited system/watermark . You need Root explore or X-plore to take this file .
Thank for reading . Please help me !
Like that !
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Open Camera, Slide from the right to the left, disable Add Watermark(desliza hacia la izquierda y desactiva la opcion agregar automaticamente marcas de agua).
JM.
jeremymolina said:
Open Camera, Slide from the right to the left, disable Add Watermark(desliza hacia la izquierda y desactiva la opcion agregar automaticamente marcas de agua).
JM.
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No, i need watermark to port into another phone
What is the point to port the watermark to another phone other than P9 or P9 plus?
weasley said:
What is the point to port the watermark to another phone other than P9 or P9 plus?
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Anyway EXIF data will truly tell you which device you used to take the pic.
jeremymolina said:
Anyway EXIF data will truly tell you which device you used to take the pic.
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You can edit EXIF.
So basically you want to lie to people about what phone you have? Why?
Is there any way to have this watermark for other devices like s8?
mgolder said:
So basically you want to lie to people about what phone you have? Why?
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Some form of stupidity I guess.. I see no point to his intentions

General FIX: dm-verity corruption work on redmi note 10s/10 5g no need flash.

Hello everyone:
recently my redmi note 10s for unlocking the bootloader by another unofficial means. I get the error when starting dm-verity corruption.
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I found many videos flashing boot.img and nothing worked for me.
until a video in Spanish only using adb fixed my eternal problem.
you put the device in fastboot mode and in adb and fastboot program type:
adb reboot "dm-verity enforcing"
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later put:
fastboot reboot
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My cell phone is working without problems and without that annoying message:
sorry for mi bad english :c
I hope I've helped.
credits:
Yo solucione usando el programa miflash 2018 ahi entras en modo fastboot y le cargas la rom y solito se pone bien
gjgustavo said:
Yo solucione usando el programa miflash 2018 ahi entras en modo fastboot y le cargas la rom y solito se pone bien
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que version del mi flash 2018?
Can you please describe the procedure.
riteshsarohi said:
Can you please describe the procedure.
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