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Dancing with the Stars

I can't decide. My vote is somewhere between Melanie Brown (Scary Spice) and Helio Castroneves.

mikechannon said:
Marie Osmond!! haven't seen her since the seventies.
Mike
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Yeah, she's a pretty good dancer and has lost a lot of weight since the show started. That was sad about her father though.

mdhensley5 said:
Yeah, she's a pretty good dancer and has lost a lot of weight since the show started. That was sad about her father though.
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Plus her passing out like that after the dance was scarey. I know she must've been embarrassed.

mdhensley5 said:
I can decide. My vote is somewhere between Melanie Brown (Scary Spice) and Helio Castroneves.
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Those are my top 2 too! Of course, I loved Julianne and Apollo (swooning!). I watched Apollo during the Olympics! Such a cutie!

GiGi77 said:
Those are my top 2 too! Of course, I loved Julianne and Apollo (swooning!). I watched Apollo during the Olympics! Such a cutie!
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I agree. Julianne and Apollo were hot!

My Wife and Daughter are avid viewers of the US and UK versions. I tend to hide myself away here at XDA-Developers, but now even here there is no escape.
My vote goes to Scary Spice-US and Kelly Brooke-UK.
Oh **** I just realised I should be voting on their dancing abilities
Ricky Hatton is gonna kick Mayweathers butt.

mdhensley5 said:
I can't decide. My vote is somewhere between Melanie Brown (Scary Spice) and Helio Castroneves.
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I can't believe that Jenny Garth is still on there. I like Cameron but then I like him on All My Children too! I think it's gonna wind up between Helio, Mel B and Marie this next week! Helio is improving every week!

GiGi77 said:
I can't believe that Jenny Garth is still on there. I like Cameron but then I like him on All My Children too! I think it's gonna wind up between Helio, Mel B and Marie this next week! Helio is improving every week!
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Cameron was nice to look at! I'm a Days of Our Lives fan though. Hmm...if Marie can add a little more content to her dances and not faint, I think she'll be safe next week. I image she has a bigger fan base than Jenny Garth. Jenny is very graceful in the ballroom dances. I really enjoyed Cameron's Paso.

wizzzard said:
My Wife and Daughter are avid viewers of the US and UK versions. I tend to hide myself away here at XDA-Developers, but now even here there is no escape.
My vote goes to Scary Spice-US and Kelly Brooke-UK.
Oh **** I just realised I should be voting on their dancing abilities
Ricky Hatton is gonna kick Mayweathers butt.
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Did you watch Floyed Mayweather while he was on Dancing?

mdhensley5 said:
Did you watch Floyed Mayweather while he was on Dancing?
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I'm sorry to say I did. He will soon be known as Floored Mayweather.

wizzzard said:
I'm sorry to say I did. He will soon be known as Floored Mayweather.
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I've never seen him box, but surely he's better at that than dancing.

mdhensley5 said:
I've never seen him box, but surely he's better at that than dancing.
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He better be or else Ricky hatton will have him for breakfast.

Wow (possible NSFW)

So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!

Are you after beta testers?

Um... wow. I have a great sex toy already, and it also cooks and cleans... A little too emotional sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it ****s better than any inanimate object you'll throw together. Hey guys....
GET A GIRLFRIEND

Wow, talk about off-topic.

robinsonsam said:
Are you after beta testers?
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LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!

burgertime said:
LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
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says the boy who has never felt vagina...
HAHA just kidding, just kidding. This thread just leaves you open to so many burns I don't know where to start. ;-)

P1Tater said:
Wow, talk about off-topic.
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LOL! This is about as off topic as you can get in a PPC forum.
Why in the hell would you even post this?
It's a little odd.......

burgertime said:
So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
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Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.

Kraize92 said:
Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
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Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.

Edited myself, I forgot mods have a soft spot for comments made between Kraize and I. It was said with good intentions, I promise.

JimmyMcGee said:
Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
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Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.

Kraize92 said:
Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
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Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!

kidnamedAlbert said:
Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
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I'd agree. You may think your daughter is innocent, but unless you know her every move which is kinda scary, but if you do, then you have nothing to be afraid of. I mean I'm not a man whore who goes around sleeping with all the women I can find. I stick to one But it would be nice if parents started to talk about this to their kids. (Mind you, I come from a place where they would never discuss or have a sex talk EVER)

No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.

burgertime said:
No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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Wait wait. Was that directed at me? lol? I'm not muslim btw

Lol no I was not implying that you were Muslim, just that it's no more off topic then those topics.

Any update? lol

I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.

hotrod101 said:
I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
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*Cough* *Cough*
Discussions are totally fine as long as it doesn't lead to any revealing photos, videos, etc. I mean kids can now go to Wal-Mart and buy condoms. No one will stop you. You just have to get used to it. I understand many might be uncomfortable with that idea, but still. It's the generation gap you could say.

mikechannon said:
I know you guys know where to draw the line.
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I certainly do, but does everyone else?

new born....

im a new born here hope im welcome this home

"new born"???!!! Welcome!

Welcome
From topic i thought you'd just had a baby "Congratulations"

yeah i think that too!
Hahahaha welcome to XDA Developers dude.

Congratulations!!!! You are a girl!!!!

ehh?
congrats you are a girl? dont understand...

+ Que PPC said:
congrats you are a girl? dont understand...
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Lol...
Doctor (or nurse): "congratulations, it's a girl!"

derekwilkinson said:
Lol...
Doctor (or nurse): "congratulations, it's a girl!"
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Derek,
Don't try and explain it you'll only confuse us all, if it doesn't include Win-Mo we're lost
Peace.

Congrads dude! Welcome home! LOL

stylez said:
Derek,
Don't try and explain it you'll only confuse us all, if it doesn't include Win-Mo we're lost
Peace.
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I don't know if any of you are familiar with Triumph the insult dog (looks like a doberman puppet with a cigar in his mouth). There was an epiode where he went to a star wars movie premier and started "interviewing" (insulting) the poor nerds in costume. My favorite one was an interview with a pregnant lady. Where he asked how many months along the little nerd was, to which she responded with her due date...classic line (which reminded me of your quote)
"So that's the last time he'll ever see female genetalia"
anyway...here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugk37TvIR8E

Congratulations

stylez said:
Derek,
Don't try and explain it you'll only confuse us all, if it doesn't include Win-Mo we're lost
Peace.
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LOL
You are right!!!
telegraph0000 said:
I don't know if any of you are familiar with Triumph the insult dog (looks like a doberman puppet with a cigar in his mouth). There was an epiode where he went to a star wars movie premier and started "interviewing" (insulting) the poor nerds in costume. My favorite one was an interview with a pregnant lady. Where he asked how many months along the little nerd was, to which she responded with her due date...classic line (which reminded me of your quote)
"So that's the last time he'll ever see female genetalia"
anyway...here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugk37TvIR8E
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not the topic here
the part that i cant understand is: YOU are a girl....
must be: IS a girl!!!

maybe you can go post your photo at the other thread lol

Hey there! I'm new here too! Do you have a WinMo phone or a *drool* Android?

Welcome to xda and have fun!!

What is with this forum??? This guy doesn't even look like he's seriously gonna post anything on this forum.

This Is Just Sad....

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It’s that time of the year again, when you are home alone for your birthday. Well, do not worry because your Windows Phone has prepared a cake for you to blow out the candles when the time comes, because that is just how much it loves you and how much you should love it. To make it work, you simply need to blow into your device’s microphone and the candles go out when you apply enough air.
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PurpleLlamaLover said:
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yes it is.
some (most) of your off topic posts are the complete nonsense, this is going beyond that

OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.

PurpleLlamaLover said:
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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I didn't actually notice the quote until your second post (new forum theme). I thought you were just posting an empty post to see what reaction you get.
I was once told that purple makes you mad...
I guess the sentiments of my first post still stand anyway

LOL. Well I appreciate your sympathy!
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!

PurpleLlamaLover said:
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
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Agreed.
Only tried it just as I logged on, and your thread was the first thing I (incorrectly) read. It's off now already I like how unique this place looks, and not too bright (harsh on the eyes).

Defenitly, plus the new theme makes everything bigger!

I had to chuckle to myself when i saw that post on the portal, surley not everyone is alone who has a winmo phone?!?!
New theme does make everything to big - I don't like it so much Yay for yellow and brown!

Yea, it makes me wonder bout the developer....

More sad
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!

I was just saying, it seems like a sad app for lonely people... But anyway, can someone (orb) make a certain thread (national sea monkey day) go on the Portal as an example of what not to put? (Or maybe an example of excellence in the postery category, a little compliment wouldn't hurt )

Ohh I see!
Lol, I´ll see what I can do

WOOT! Now everyone can enjoy the celebration of Sea Monkeys!

orb3000 said:
I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
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Dude OhhMyyGoood We should raid cuba and their sea monkeys and make it a nation! Well call it Offtopia And you me and thee llamma will rule it! Or he can be the first ever maskot to represent an entire nation

Ooooooh, interesting!

orb3000 said:
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community[...]
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.

6 months later and it's still sad

bbobeckyj said:
Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol

Coldskiesfullofblue said:
With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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Oh, there are posters outside of off-topic?

I think I will do that my bday is the 9th of January someone get at me with a blowing out candle app before the 9th so i can blow out my candles an it willl get me modavated enough to develop somtin good for 011 lol ;}
Sent from my CBW Blaze using XDA App

Azrienoch vs. Sam-Fight!

Azrienoch vs. Sam-Who is your favourite?

Ooh, ooh! Sam is my favourite!

samcaplat said:
Ooh, ooh! Sam is my favourite!
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lmao!
Also... http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1047178

We all know, that Bob will slap their assess

Would be fun to see Sam and Azrienoch do a video together, at least just once. They might be thousands of miles apart, but I'm sure with some creative juices it could happen.

light saber battle!!!!

Sam is my favorite, but I am missing his Tehkseven videos

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Azrienoch vs. Sam-Who is your favourite?
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From thiese two, Azrienoch wins.

no idea lol...light saber fight

I prefer Azrienoch

find a girl for your show and be my favourite

i can do it with adobe premiere

Both are good. Sam, I think needs more topics to talk on.

m1l4droid said:
I can't pronounce Azrienoch, but I like both.
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Here at xda we mod things. So we do a little mod now on the name Azrienoch..
Az--ri--e--noch
ch is pronounced as ch in chance so...noch
Btw i like both of these guys. Az--ri--e--noch and S----A----M
real cool guys. better than Bieber

Did someone read in twitter today about the latest episode?
Packing

This is like asking me which one of my hands I like better.......
I mean I kinda like them both, I do so much stuff with my left hand like writing novels, sharpening pencils, and tossing M&M's into my mouth. Whereas my right hand does some pretty important stuff as well like.............umm..................hmmm.................. well thats inappropriate...................ok, right hand wins. Now which one of those 2 would best represent my right hand?..........

Azrienoch reminds me of my brother-in-law... haha. Liks em both kind like a black and white cookie!

bigwavedave25 said:
Azrienoch reminds me of my brother-in-law... haha. Liks em both kind like a black and white cookie!
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Am I the only one that thinks Azrienoch looks like Gregory House from the TV show "House"?

JimmyMcGee said:
Am I the only one that thinks Azrienoch looks like Gregory House from the TV show "House"?
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No you're not... That was one of my first thoughts about him and he even has the same kind of humor as House

Bigigity said:
No you're not... That was one of my first thoughts about him and he even has the same kind of humor as House
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Careful... he seems quite proud of his individuality. He may call you out in his next weekly update for such a truthful connection.
sent from my DInc