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I'm serious

Guys,
A little personal info.

This is a question so answer me Q & A!

have you tried to update the radio?

arkavat said:
have you tried to update the radio?
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What on earth is that?...this phone doesn't have radio...mine is stock/unrooted.

LOL.. ok i will go along... I have nothing better to do right now.
Forget about the radio... my bad
Get this software...
http://www.androidfreeware.net/download-dildroid.html

arkavat said:
LOL.. ok i will go along... I have nothing better to do right now.
Forget about the radio... my bad
Get this software...
http://www.androidfreeware.net/download-dildroid.html
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LOOOOOL you just made me laugh sooooooooo hard after ages!
New found respect for android...couldn't imagine something like this would exist...ROTFLMAO!

Glad to help... I was equally surprised to find this software.
Anrdoid is, after all, a good "multi-tasker"

arkavat said:
Glad to help... I was equally surprised to find this software.
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yeah, searching your bookmarks is really difficult

You can afford a nexus but not the right equipment? o.0

Bro where this world has gone too.. I mean I don't want to be rude, But the Nexus is Small and all but it's not a Nokia, And I hope you didn't have an older Nokia, How did You Manage to do this.. ? My Dear Lord...
It's cool and all to these things.. I used to know a girl who liked playing with Jumper Cables and a Battery back in the day but Im done.. Done. It was all the Girls Idea and I will Tell you, in not from the HOOD and all but a brotha don't get down like that.. Its like every time is war, like I got to defend myself..
Wish the Best for you.. Please don't destroy the Nexus.. It deserves a long lasting life..

Mi|enko said:
You can afford a nexus but not the right equipment? o.0
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Perfect Mijenko.. Your always around..
Read My post.. !!!!

Wrap it in tin foil before you put the condom on...

nomination
i nominate this thread for the biggest "THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!!" flash banner / gif ever made.
by the way, we'll also REQUIRE pictures of the lady friend, starting with cutesy dress, then stripped and dipped (the nexus dipped).
LOL now get on with it !

deprecate said:
yeah, searching your bookmarks is really difficult
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How do you know that? I thought I was in "privacy" mode!

I would love to be a fly on the wall during that warranty conversation with HTC...

arkavat said:
have you tried to update the radio?
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Hahahaha
Best response possible.

deprecate said:
i would love to be a fly on the wall during that warranty conversation with htc...
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lmfaoooooo

ROFLMAO!!!!

cyborg_001 said:
Guys,
A little personal info. to start: Me and my girlfriend are extremely dirty in bed...I mean really really dirty and sick. That's all you need to know.
Unlike my Nokia's when I put my nexus wrapped in a condom/plastic inside her vagina and try to ring it to vibrate and pleasure her it doesn't get the signal and so doesn't work. My Nokia's never ever failed to get her screaming.
Now this is a major downer as I have not got extra money to invest in a good vibrator/dildo and feel the nexus is crap and I'm considering a lawsuit.
I know vodafone UK guarantees a signal inside homes but this is clearly not the case. So can I take it up with them or sue them as well?
Get back to me asap cos I have a seriously pissed off horny nympho girl waiting desperately...Thanks you all.
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You need an external booster antenna, just shove it up her ass and you will be good to go!
EDIT: http://www.wpsantennas.com/Blade-Ts-9-6-Band-Blade-Antenna-AC402.aspx

Upgrade to a girlfriend with less signal impedance.

My Nexus One loses 3g as I pass through the rings of Saturn

..but I get a weak 3g signal all the way to Pluto if I don't encompass the bottom half of the phone with my fats mitts.
Just sayin'.
Oh, and my screen has a blue-black tint when I turn it off. It doesn't go all the way black.
Just sayin'.
And I think my touchpad holds too much of my finger grease, does yours do that? I don't think the Incredible does. Don't you agree that makes the Nexus One obsolete? Where's the love?
Just sayin'.
And I thought my Nexus One would give my pitiful life some meaning. It's hasn't delivered, and that's been a defect since day one.
Just sayin'.
Just thought I'd add one more useless, inane "bag on the n1" thread. They're vogue, afterall.
Just sayin'.

My thought exactly! !

Is this kind of thread really necessary? I've moved it to off topic for now, drop me a PM if you disagree.

too funny. it seems to me that the nexus one has attracted a lot of "kids" or something who dont have much experience in the world of smartphones, hence the strange rants we see. just my opinion.

Hehe, it ain't bad
But, Off-Topic does seem like a more fit place for it....

RogerPodacter said:
too funny. it seems to me that the nexus one has attracted a lot of "kids" or something who dont have much experience in the world of smartphones, hence the strange rants we see. just my opinion.
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Aye, and without using a name I managed to offend someone's sensibilities, because this thread was reported and moved here, even as all of the more inane threads this was meant to parody remain intact.
Your opinion is worth whatever mine is.
egzthunder1 said:
Hehe, it ain't bad
But, Off-Topic does seem like a more fit place for it....
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... and then a multitude of other threads in the Nexus One general area.

...it goes into a boot loop once you get to Uranus....

Daswolven said:
...it goes into a boot loop once you get to Uranus....
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oh my GAWD.... yours does that TOO???
I thought it was just MINE!!!!!

attn1 said:
oh my GAWD.... yours does that TOO???
I thought it was just MINE!!!!!
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Try doing the drop test in it a few more times, HTC purposefully did some a little less than the others to see what effects it would have on the final product.

Always had low signal trouble with those darn rings around Saturn But the rest of the universe is 3GGG!

When's a better phone coming out?
Mine's too slow.
I can't do 4D graphics.
My PC's better.
It doesn't have an HDMI port to connect to my dad's $100,000 dedicated home theatre in the basement.
It doesn't have a stand, making watching some kinds of movies hard to watch.
I want a bluetooth cuz my friend have a gold tooth.
My cat fearz my fone. I am the lord of roadkillz.
When am we getting flying cars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJfpLKhSjJs
u still cant beat the #1 youtube guy's (of getting most subscriber) nexus one.
Im guessing this is why are kids getting nexus one...
'excluding me'
enjoy

Gawd, it sounds as bad as the Leo forum! But, the thousands that don't have problems are the "lucky" or "rare" ones.

douginoz said:
My cat fearz my fone. I am the lord of roadkillz.
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I don't think mine's dog proofed right. Big tooth marks are showing up everywhere.

attn1 said:
I don't think mine's dog proofed right. Big tooth marks are showing up everywhere.
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I just called Microsoft about these problems and they said reboot, did that help?

JAguirre1231 said:
I just called Microsoft about these problems and they said reboot, did that help?
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I tried rebooting 25 1/2 times, and all toothmarks are still there. I even tried pulling the battery out.

attn1 said:
I tried rebooting 25 1/2 times, and all toothmarks are still there. I even tried pulling the battery out.
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Does it have the Red Trackball of Death? If so, send it to Apple for repairs.

Is nexus one really that bad? I've been considering getting one. Of course, the legend/desire are making my mouth dr00l.

r3s-rt said:
Is nexus one really that bad? I've been considering getting one. Of course, the legend/desire are making my mouth dr00l.
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l00zer if feel like a f00l when i dr00l over something this c00l. n0T.
[email protected] = FAIL

JAguirre1231 said:
Does it have the Red Trackball of Death? If so, send it to Apple for repairs.
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I sent it to Apple, but they returned it with a huge bite!

That's HIGHT DISCRIMINATION!

It really is.

Ummm. Care to explain?
good day.

I'm lost too...

Ookkaaayyy

So true......

absolutely.

I on the otherhand disagree with g1... whatever this is about :S

aww, common...i can explain ! please...

I thought I saw something.... nvm it's just OA<3 boy...

Original Android <3ers! said:
It really is.
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Yes it is and I hope it continues

oh no this needs to stop!

I let it go all day.
And not one person caught it.
I know OA lover has admitted himself that he is short.
But its HEIGHT.
good day.

chopper the dog said:
I let it go all day.
And not one person caught it.
I know OA lover has admitted himself that he is short.
But its HEIGHT.
good day.
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I guess no one else but you and I noticed....but anyway, I guess that's how they spell height up in Chi town

South syyde!

I make one RANDOM post from a term I OVER HEARD at SCHOOL, and I get home from football practice with 2 PAGES of NOTHINGNESS. THANKS!

wow they really do teach this stuff in elementary ?

First post contains no information whatsoever.
Looks like OP removed it.
I'm therefor closing this redundant thread.

[Q] Something happened to me...

Since this is off-topic...
Anyway, I wonder if any of you remember this song, it's a hip-hop one that says that the girl is like a broken record in his eyes and she keeps flashing in front of his eyeballs...
Well, I'm facing that problem now.
Anyone else had this problem before

if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .

souljaboy said:
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol

souljaboy said:
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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No, it's not really about the song... although your response reminded me of a joke about a girl with a broken carburetor in here car, running home to find her husband cheating. She wrote to the local newspaper help column and the help column guy explained how to fix broken carburetors.
jaszek said:
I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.

jaszek said:
I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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u know maybe ur rite

sakai4eva said:
Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
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Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.

jaszek said:
Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
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Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which

sakai4eva said:
Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
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If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mind games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.

dkyle said:
If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mid games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.

sakai4eva said:
Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war

maheshpatel said:
Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
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LOL
And I'm forgetting you're just an hour's train away from my GF. Mind consoling her while I go hunt my jailbait?
Mind you, she might get a bit racist, but she's crazy once you get to know her (!)
Yeah... all's fair in love and war. That's why Genghis Khan got castrated while trying to rape a princess from a country he conquered.

@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...

so many stalkers in this thread

Picture please

and here come the trolls

vmiguel said:
@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
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Well, I have had it the first moment I saw option B, so...
souljaboy said:
so many stalkers in this thread
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Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
johncmolyneux said:
Picture please
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Beg moar? That would be very stalker-ish, especially considering that I'm trying to stabilize myself by not thinking of her.
RD274 said:
and here come the trolls
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Yeah... let's not descend into the level of madness... like the image board that must not be named (rules 1 & 2). You know what I mean

sakai4eva said:
Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
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I'll have to remember this one. I like it, had a couple of those lately.

sakai4eva said:
Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.

dkyle said:
I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
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Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA

sakai4eva said:
Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
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Well I have to say I never thought of it like that, but they are good at invading my mind. They also seem to get better at it if I already have a girl. I'm not sure if that's my fault or if they do it on purpose. As for how to deal with it. I wish I knew how because so far it doesn't seem to be working.
Sent from my ADR6300 using XDA App

I need your guys' help with something creative.............

I have been going by "mznatnat" for a little while now and most of my screen names are just that. I'm thinking of creating a new screen name to put on my photoshop pieces but IDK what it should be??? I have been thinking about it for a while now but nothing comes to mind. So screw it.... I'm going to turn to the XDA members to help me. You guys are creative when it comes to roms and themes, maybe you guys can help me create a name I could use permanently.
Please no profanity. I don't mind if its funny, its something that I like. But no pig'ish suggestions please.

Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible

ludeawakening said:
Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible
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Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.

ludeawakening said:
Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
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If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.

Simon.TS.HTC said:
If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.
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Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy

mznatnat said:
Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy
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I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.

What about;
Bangalord
Click THANKS if I helped.
And if your generous donate to me please
Sent from my X8

ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.

mznatnat said:
Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.
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TechDrift
RootBass
FPSTech
RootedChic

Guns N Rootin'
You're very welcome!

Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow

wilbso said:
What about;
Bangalord
Click THANKS if I helped.
And if your generous donate to me please
Sent from my X8
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That makes me think of the vice lords and guns.... Idk if I'd want that on my photoshop art lol

MissionImprobable said:
ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.
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I like this one.

veeman said:
TechDrift
RootBass
FPSTech
RootedChic
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These are really good. I mean REALLY good! Thanks!!!! Writing these down now!

Occasus said:
Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow
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LadyHeadshot is a greaaaaaaaaaaaat one..... and MissGunslinger! ............... all of these suggestions that i'm getting from everyone are way better than what I had in mind. Now I'm glad I went to the XDA crowd to for help!

How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."

Simon.TS.HTC said:
I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.
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I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.

85gallon said:
How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."
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LMFAO no thanks! lmao!

boborone said:
I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.
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Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!

mznatnat said:
Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!
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I've been in four mental institutions, gotta do alot more than tell me stories about dudes having shop talk popping ass with towels to make my skin crawl.