Who here likes melon? - Off-topic

Im just wondering
feeling a bit bored, so im starting a melon thread.
Write anything you want about melons here
I like melon. Mainly the big green ones
not so fond of little orange or yellow ones.
I also like the melons on Garry's mod that i found:
you shoot one spot on the floor and a melon appears
then after a few seconds, a ring of melons appear around it
then more around that, and it just keeps growing out
and if anyone touches one, it explodes and sets off the other melons
melons are awesome

well the only one I like is melon schnapps cocktails

I love Melons (all sorts) and prefer them to be seedless.

I love melons too...seedles...melon shake with milk, a lil' bit of sugar and ice YUMMmmm

Chinese melon is very sweet also!

What does this mean?
Is there some kind of hidden meaning?

If I am not mistaken, we're talking about this
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That is..if I am not mistaken...now since you ask if there's a hidden meaning with cris_rowlands' post...now I am unsure if we are really talking about "melon"

Ok haha. You never know, almost everything seems to be a secret word for drugs today .

Man..you are wierd!

I believe this thread is the definition of "Off-Topic."

I like melontini's!!!!!!

I saw a Chicken!

melon
i don't do fruit

You can do so much more with a melon
http://www.americade.info/melons1.htm

I like the band Blind Melon -
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7763324546201298850
Great song
Edit - OH and I like the other type of Melons also - especially the type Mike described above - Those are big melons

mikechannon said:
Do you like melons?​Mike​
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
Then of course I do

dakitu said:
You can do so much more with a melon
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just like the movie "American Pie",
how about melon? any1 tried it? haha

Now as much as I love mellons for breakfast...........................
Is there such a thing as too much melon?
I wouldn't want to over eat and get turned off melons forever.​

Mike and denco, you two disgust me.
This is a discussion about fruit, not ladies, see the following picuture if your don't understand...
Dave

now...I really starting to love melOOns...LOL

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diamond haters on here

anyone else noticed this
ps.....i love my diamond
boooo [email protected]!!!!!
jk
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Illustrated Wireless Remote Control feature of the Diamond
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Diamonds are NOT a girls best friend .......... they are man's best friend​
Mike​
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Lol
Love that picture
mikechannon said:
Illustrated Wireless Remote Control feature of the Diamond
Diamonds are NOT a girls best friend .......... they are man's best friend​
Mike​
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lmao nice
diamond is just a prettied up, rammed up, processored up screen resolutioned up keyboard-less drivered version of the kaiser.
i can see why so many people dislike it so much
Diamond
fzzyrn said:
diamond is just a prettied up, rammed up, processored up screen resolutioned up keyboard-less drivered version of the kaiser.
i can see why so many people dislike it so much
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LOL....Man, you're on T-Mobile. Who could possibly take your opinion seriously anyway. Go buy an iPhone and get a new carrier. LOL.
Although I would prefer the Rapheal....
ouchies. at least my carrier isn't evil. and its logo doesn't look like the death star.
i'm getting a little bit mad at wm atm, so i'd totally go for a n96 right now. as if i could afford it.
fzzyrn said:
ouchies. at least my carrier isn't evil. and its logo doesn't look like the death star.
i'm getting a little bit mad at wm atm, so i'd totally go for a n96 right now. as if i could afford it.
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september 15 - htc dream for tmobile

Does Voice command just hate me ?

Just wondering how youd rate speed/accuracy for voice dialing.
I find it absolutely abysmal.
Its never accurate , it RARELY includes the people # source I want , even if its a list of them. Its also ridiculously slow.
Im coming over from PPC so Im used to VC being much faster and accurate.
Could it be my utterly masculine voice being hard to "hear" for it ?
I can't even get close to making it understand numbers, but can call contacts by name.
It doesn't understand steriod abused voices like your's or arnold's. So yes it hates you
With a title like this do you really expect a real answer.
Yo I'm back b!tches
Yo supreme, you see we got a thread closed and I was only up from my nap for just a few minutes
Hell yea. I was bout to say something on there then was like dam. Seems like the mod got a kick out of it, along with everyone else. Execpt for the one guy that pointed the finger.
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I have seen a slow down of really stupid ?s in the post week though

			
				
That finger pointing was so not right
I'm just gonna start writing with pictures

			
				
Nice, that is a perfect pic for each thread we get on, too bad it ain't gonna be tonight, codani has been quiet and I got some **** I wanna do, it's Friday night and I'm feeling right, the party's here on the east side
Had to throw in some old school montell jordan
Time for the ****, shower and shave
Codini is around. I was just talkin to him on pm. Need to tell him to join in.
Listenin to the new tum tum

			
				

			
				
LMFAO lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. u guys are dicks but its funny.
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LMFAO lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. u guys are dicks but its funny.
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Thank you thank you. I would like to thank all the lil people that allowed this to happen.
Damn I been missin out onn this one. Those are classic preme haha. And to the snitch, you best not start any threads as they will become ours.

Could this be the world's most expensive phone?

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yeh, morgage the house for that glitter but, I do like that d-pad
Which phone is this? Is it Nokia luxury? I wanna know.
If I recall correctly it's by a company called Amosu...who adorned this limited edition with 420 diamonds totaling 5.65 carats set in 18k white or yellow gold, with a choice of white, black or pink sapphires. All for a mere $42000...Decisions, decisions...
april09 said:
Which phone is this? Is it Nokia luxury? I wanna know.
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iClone - sorry iPhone
I's sure there are more expensive Vertu handsets out there
TheBrit said:
iClone - sorry iPhone
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iPhail????
Apparently this is the most expensive phone, topping out at $1M
orelsi said:
iPhail????
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Lol!!!!
Hahahaha!
Grandma has one too...
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Apparently this is the most expensive phone, topping out at $1M
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I would take this one over the I-pone
Oh Oh Here we go
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These expensive phones may look like more fun than the entire French Air Force crashing into a fireworks factory but our plain boring HTC phones are much more of a hoot to own than you might imagine. Think of it, if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under the tweed. I do, and it helps.
Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than these diamond encrusted fanny magnets. In fact they have the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis. They may be the best of the bling phones but that's not much to shout about. That's like saying "Oh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases."
Mike
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Mike
Talking about a camel with gingivitis, Tsk Tsk. I guess if anyone is allowed to make fun of the UK its someone from the UK.

Take tons and tons of ugly people and put them on one social network: fubar.com

I just have to share. This site is hilarious. I joined in over a year ago and I've been entertained since. It's a social network full of trailer trash, nasty ass girls, and just plain social rejects. It's worth a cheap laugh.
Don't believe me? Here's my small collection of laughables...
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That is the most beautiful [tiger] I have ever seen...
That dude with the posters in the background of Star Wars looks like a real weiner to me...
OMG,...
i really wanna join that... NOT!
WTF! Lol. I just choked on my haka noodles!
Scares me....
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Scares me....
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Scares me too, just hope I'm not on it!!!
It's really quite hilarious
Wow!!! What is this
These pics should not be allowed on xda.
It's just completely disgusting.
[ElCondor] said:
These pics should not be allowed on xda.
It's just completely disgusting.
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No, if you want to see disgusting go to rotten.com.
~~Tito~~ said:
No, if you want to see disgusting go to rotten.com.
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That's a totally different story.
If anyone wants to join in on the fun, go to http://www.fubar.com and register.
Then once you're all set and set up things the way you want (or don't), across the top menu bar, below the scrolling pictures, there's a FUN & GAMES category. In that drop-down menu, there's a selection called BORED?; pick that one. It's basically a "hot or not" type deal with the ability to rate 1 through 10 cherries. Apparently it's an unwritten rule to rate everyone a 10 no matter what they look like, but wait until you see the reaction from people when you rate them exactly what they should be. This, my friends, it's truly entertaining.
And if you thought the above pictures were bad/funny, there's tons of worse ones out there, I just have been blocked by those people so I can't get access to their pictures anymore.
PS - To keep yourself continuously interested in the entertainment value of the site, you will see SOME pretty hot people on there. It's nowhere near a healthy proportion, but some of these chicks are HOTTTTT.

WTF did I sign into twitter

So, I'm sitting here having a coffee, grooving a little because this DJ always spins up the best grooves, and I decide - sure, goto twitter one time. I never do, and I was just reminded why. I've had 3 accounts there since they started - logged in maybe 3 or 4 times, nothing there at all for me.
But, you know - I go there, curiosity, whatever. News...
First thing I see - M&M's, yaaaay, a piece of candy, represented in advertising by some cartoons, seeks to become more inclusive and represent society better.
wut?
Are they fuk'n serious? Are people serious? Some folks making a candy feel bad because their fictional candy characters don't represent everybody? Wut? THey don't feel anything - somebody cried a little that one time and a company decided to try to make them feel better? SO they would keep buying candy?
Are they fuk'n serious? People (lol, people) are actually talking about this. They feel a way - have a thing to say?
Are they fuk'n serious?
Then, I see that Meat Loaf died.
Oof. That guy - that debut album - me trying to croon with him in the rumpus room on full blast....I was 10 when that album came out, bought it a year or 2 later, my 2nd album - played it 'till my fingers bled, was the summer of '69...wait
see what I did there? Art has meaning. The word, language, commonality - that sh*t has meaning. Meat loaf taught me stuff my parents couldn't even spell, sang to me, with me, for me, about me. Put a little sense where there was none, made my ****ty life a little better by putting heartache in a place it couldn't do (more) damage. He didn't write those songs, Jim Steinman did. Might as well have been John and Paul, Elton and Bernie...
Here's to Meat Loaf one time, and Ellen and JIm, for putting it down, making the sun shine brighter.
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Always get a kick out of seeing that guy'. If I weren't so ugly we would be twins!
I remember the Bud frogs and other animals in commercials.
They were banned my the elite.
Bud-Wise-Er...

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