"I'm an idiot!" moment... - Off-topic

I've just spent last 10 minutes trying to login here. Everytime i inputed confused my username and pass, i got the "thank you for logging in" screen, and the next screen was the usual forum screen, but unlogged. And i kept doing it a couple more times. I already thought the board is going down, and after trying everything i could, i looked at the address bar. Turns out while i was looking at that french topic about blackstone games that was translated via google or smth else, i clicked one of the links to xda there, and kept on reading xda from the translator. Only, there was no google in sight, just plain old xda. Weird.
And i feel so dumb right now
And i feel so dumb about posting this thread, but i have to. The very first thing i thought about after the incident was "I have to start a thread about this"
Anyone else had an "I'm an idiot" moment lately?

nope...but congratulations!

mikechannon said:
IMHO
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whats ths word meanings

mikechannon said:
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion. Used by the likes of me when I'm pretending to be modest!!
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sorry was having an idiot moment
i takes after my daddys sde handsome fella huh???
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I may look like an idiot, but a PDA powered one!

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Must be handy to have twelve fingers, not sure about 3 teeth though!
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such a coincidence, i have 12 teeth and 3 fingers ...

Hi. My name's Stuart, and I'm an idiot.
Took my bike for an MOT this morning (Thunderace, if you're interested). As the tester rode it onto the apparatus past me I noticed the rear shock squeaked a bit - hadn't noticed it before with a helmet on, windblast and the bulk of the bike blocking the noise from the drivers seat. All through the test, I was as nervous as an expectant father, was the examiner going to find something wrong that I hadn't forseen? Was there going to be some new strange test that the bike failed? Eventually, the tester came over to me and said it had passed.
Why did I then find myself saying "So the squeak from the shock wasn't a problem?"?!?!
He hadn't heard it but me asking prompted him to spend 5 minutes more examining it to find out if it was a problem or not!
That's my "I'm an idiot" moment for the day. I'm sure I'll be back tomorrow with another....

Related

HFWTFZOMG!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
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First of all, obviously fake. No way it's for real, so it's kinda useless, whoever that girl is is ugly though. However, look at the users of that forum...
"REP YOU ON RECHARGE"
"YOU FRAUDIN BRAH?"
"HAI GUISE"
etcetcetc
Great user base, the phrase "get a life" comes to mind when I see people typing like they're on 4chan, aka the armpit of the internet.
Gotta agree, that's one dog ugly girl
Holy cow!!
She´s so ugly......... I prefered not to entered to this thread and see that.......but curiosity....
OMFG!!! how did you even come by that thread
Oh God if you will do this...
Think twice before give it life and sent it to the earth!!!
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The mouse is scare GOD you will make it cry!!!
Well thank you for that.
I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks alot.
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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4 or 5? Are u kidding me? That have to be at least 10. 1000 x OFMG.
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What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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lol 4 o 5 ... plus couple of joints and some mushrooms ... and i don't think so even then.
hahaha but that is still one ugly picture (girl and car)7
she must give good H(#d
Well, I skipped later in the thread and yeah, he was "straight fraudin lulz" as he put it. That forum may be just as bad as 4chan, but I won't stick around to find out.

Gippos Gps program

http://gippos.com/
Kind of a neat little program. Too bad not many people know of it or use it. Its freeware.
yzf750 said:
http://gippos.com/
Kind of a neat little program. Too bad not many people know of it or use it. Its freeware.
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Definitively going to try this. Thanks for the info. If you have any more software like this, please share with us.
I saw the app and the first thing that came into my head was:
"Have you ever wanted to be a stalker but were afraid to try? Would you like to be stalked or just followed by strangers?"
Radimus said:
I saw the app and the first thing that came into my head was:
"Have you ever wanted to be a stalker but were afraid to try? Would you like to be stalked or just followed by strangers?"
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DITTO!! This is insane!!
Internet stalking taken to the next level
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Radimus said:
I saw the app and the first thing that came into my head was:
"Have you ever wanted to be a stalker but were afraid to try? Would you like to be stalked or just followed by strangers?"
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LOL That would be a great Saturday Night Live sketch, Dan Akroyd would be great!
I also found out something else, Gippos is a derogatory term for Gypsies, the things you learn on Google.
Radimus said:
I saw the app and the first thing that came into my head was:
"Have you ever wanted to be a stalker but were afraid to try? Would you like to be stalked or just followed by strangers?"
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Probaly ranks right up there with the popular "trackme" progam thats so popular and developed from this forum then
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=340667
I use this along with a couple friends, its handy to chat and see where they are. I find it less annoying then some of the popular messenger programs that people try to add you as a contact and then spam you. I have had more requests on icq and msn to be added from strangers. This one reguires authorization to add someone to your contact list to as most others do.
If I see a suspious car or helicopter or someone walking behind me holding a wm phone with gippos running , I will let you know If your into stalking you could also try myspace, craiglist or some online youth chat programs, They make the news every so often with good stories about it.

Does Voice command just hate me ?

Just wondering how youd rate speed/accuracy for voice dialing.
I find it absolutely abysmal.
Its never accurate , it RARELY includes the people # source I want , even if its a list of them. Its also ridiculously slow.
Im coming over from PPC so Im used to VC being much faster and accurate.
Could it be my utterly masculine voice being hard to "hear" for it ?
I can't even get close to making it understand numbers, but can call contacts by name.
It doesn't understand steriod abused voices like your's or arnold's. So yes it hates you
With a title like this do you really expect a real answer.
Yo I'm back b!tches
Yo supreme, you see we got a thread closed and I was only up from my nap for just a few minutes
Hell yea. I was bout to say something on there then was like dam. Seems like the mod got a kick out of it, along with everyone else. Execpt for the one guy that pointed the finger.
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I have seen a slow down of really stupid ?s in the post week though

			
				
That finger pointing was so not right
I'm just gonna start writing with pictures

			
				
Nice, that is a perfect pic for each thread we get on, too bad it ain't gonna be tonight, codani has been quiet and I got some **** I wanna do, it's Friday night and I'm feeling right, the party's here on the east side
Had to throw in some old school montell jordan
Time for the ****, shower and shave
Codini is around. I was just talkin to him on pm. Need to tell him to join in.
Listenin to the new tum tum

			
				

			
				
LMFAO lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. u guys are dicks but its funny.
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LMFAO lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. u guys are dicks but its funny.
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Thank you thank you. I would like to thank all the lil people that allowed this to happen.
Damn I been missin out onn this one. Those are classic preme haha. And to the snitch, you best not start any threads as they will become ours.

2012 Movie

Anyone see the movie? Well in the movie there is a guy who activates his phone with his finger while he was watching a fight. Anyone know what kind of program that was?
It looks interesting.
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Anyone see the movie? Well in the movie there is a guy who activates his phone with his finger while he was watching a fight. Anyone know what kind of program that was?
It looks interesting.
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Yeah.
it's called CGI
Also know as a Computer Graphcs Insert.
As in, it's not real.
Oh, and those big ships at then.
Well, not real either.
Hi, notice the big bold tag on the forum that says "DEVELOPMENT"? Discussing 2012 has nothing to do with anything android, much less dream related. Lets try and keep our eye on the ball here folks.
Mod thread kill please?
haha thats so random
WTF!?!?!?!
Wat is this I
But if it's not out, it means that it is in dev, due release date : 2012
I think somebody got lost
i like cheeseburgers, and if it comes with fries that always a plus.
There are two nuclear weapons buried under north carolina
Say uh, do you believe in angels?
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There are two nuclear weapons buried under north carolina
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Yeah, but Cyanogen is NOT responsible for it!
hey so does everyone who responds to this post get banned or just the person that started it?
Do you like toast too? Yes, as do I. It is warm and crispy. And a perfect place for jelly to lay.
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hey so does everyone who responds to this post get banned or just the person that started it?
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well youd get banned cuz u posted.. lol
but all bull**** aside... about this phone...
can u use it to drive a car like some james bond ****..cause i hate drivin..and findin parking spots.
the james bond thing is too expensive, even if it was possible. but maybe tapping in to live satellite feeds to find open parking spots would be convenient. unless your in a parking garage. other than that maybe someone can develope an app for that. or maybe a map for that.
Nothing to do with Dream Android Development thread closed.

What's wrong with this picture?

I was leaving a local Wal-Mart and I just couldn't understand how this happened.
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What is wrong with it???
I't got some noise but that'll be because it's dark and the light on the car (i think) is your phone/camera flash
OMG who in the world could use a blue steering wheel? I wanna kill myself..
Is it the backwards cetv?
good day.
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OMG who in the world could use a blue steering wheel? I wanna kill myself..
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Hahahaha LOL
It's consuming a hell of server space...I can assure that..rather than that, I don't see anything wrong additionally from what chopper is mentioning.
You know I was thinking also, the guy that drives this vehicle really loves looking at himself in a mirror.
So while he is driving he can check himself out in the reflection of storefronts and be reminded of what kind of car he is driving.
Now thats pimp....
good day.
is should be v-tec
vtec is the wrong way around!
that and the god aweful ricer looking modifications
poor honda has been raped
Lol. I can imagine why he did that...now then, its gonna transfer from this piece of paper to my car...so if its backwards it will be right when its stuck on...oh **** I haven't got any spares...yeah I did it purpose cuz it looks original!
This is what I just drove past at my local tesco. Poor Guy. I wish I had the patience to wait and see the look on his face when he gets back to his car.
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Lol. I can imagine why he did that...now then, its gonna transfer from this piece of paper to my car...so if its backwards it will be right when its stuck on...oh **** I haven't got any spares...yeah I did it purpose cuz it looks original!
This is what I just drove past at my local tesco. Poor Guy. I wish I had the patience to wait and see the look on his face when he gets back to his car.
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hahahah
That would either end in a crap load of laughs or someone getting punched, hard.
I personally would find it funny.
My mates covered my bike in silly string before, and I mean COVERED
Haha good photos

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