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So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
Are you after beta testers?
Um... wow. I have a great sex toy already, and it also cooks and cleans... A little too emotional sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it ****s better than any inanimate object you'll throw together. Hey guys....
GET A GIRLFRIEND
Wow, talk about off-topic.
robinsonsam said:
Are you after beta testers?
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LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
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LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
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says the boy who has never felt vagina...
HAHA just kidding, just kidding. This thread just leaves you open to so many burns I don't know where to start. ;-)
P1Tater said:
Wow, talk about off-topic.
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LOL! This is about as off topic as you can get in a PPC forum.
Why in the hell would you even post this?
It's a little odd.......
burgertime said:
So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
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Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
Kraize92 said:
Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
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Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
Edited myself, I forgot mods have a soft spot for comments made between Kraize and I. It was said with good intentions, I promise.
JimmyMcGee said:
Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
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Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
Kraize92 said:
Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
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Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
kidnamedAlbert said:
Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
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I'd agree. You may think your daughter is innocent, but unless you know her every move which is kinda scary, but if you do, then you have nothing to be afraid of. I mean I'm not a man whore who goes around sleeping with all the women I can find. I stick to one But it would be nice if parents started to talk about this to their kids. (Mind you, I come from a place where they would never discuss or have a sex talk EVER)
No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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Wait wait. Was that directed at me? lol? I'm not muslim btw
Lol no I was not implying that you were Muslim, just that it's no more off topic then those topics.
Any update? lol
I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
hotrod101 said:
I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
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*Cough* *Cough*
Discussions are totally fine as long as it doesn't lead to any revealing photos, videos, etc. I mean kids can now go to Wal-Mart and buy condoms. No one will stop you. You just have to get used to it. I understand many might be uncomfortable with that idea, but still. It's the generation gap you could say.
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I know you guys know where to draw the line.
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I certainly do, but does everyone else?
Guys,
A little personal info.
This is a question so answer me Q & A!
have you tried to update the radio?
arkavat said:
have you tried to update the radio?
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What on earth is that?...this phone doesn't have radio...mine is stock/unrooted.
LOL.. ok i will go along... I have nothing better to do right now.
Forget about the radio... my bad
Get this software...
http://www.androidfreeware.net/download-dildroid.html
arkavat said:
LOL.. ok i will go along... I have nothing better to do right now.
Forget about the radio... my bad
Get this software...
http://www.androidfreeware.net/download-dildroid.html
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LOOOOOL you just made me laugh sooooooooo hard after ages!
New found respect for android...couldn't imagine something like this would exist...ROTFLMAO!
Glad to help... I was equally surprised to find this software.
Anrdoid is, after all, a good "multi-tasker"
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Glad to help... I was equally surprised to find this software.
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yeah, searching your bookmarks is really difficult
You can afford a nexus but not the right equipment? o.0
Bro where this world has gone too.. I mean I don't want to be rude, But the Nexus is Small and all but it's not a Nokia, And I hope you didn't have an older Nokia, How did You Manage to do this.. ? My Dear Lord...
It's cool and all to these things.. I used to know a girl who liked playing with Jumper Cables and a Battery back in the day but Im done.. Done. It was all the Girls Idea and I will Tell you, in not from the HOOD and all but a brotha don't get down like that.. Its like every time is war, like I got to defend myself..
Wish the Best for you.. Please don't destroy the Nexus.. It deserves a long lasting life..
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You can afford a nexus but not the right equipment? o.0
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Perfect Mijenko.. Your always around..
Read My post.. !!!!
Wrap it in tin foil before you put the condom on...
nomination
i nominate this thread for the biggest "THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!!" flash banner / gif ever made.
by the way, we'll also REQUIRE pictures of the lady friend, starting with cutesy dress, then stripped and dipped (the nexus dipped).
LOL now get on with it !
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yeah, searching your bookmarks is really difficult
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How do you know that? I thought I was in "privacy" mode!
I would love to be a fly on the wall during that warranty conversation with HTC...
arkavat said:
have you tried to update the radio?
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Hahahaha
Best response possible.
deprecate said:
i would love to be a fly on the wall during that warranty conversation with htc...
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lmfaoooooo
ROFLMAO!!!!
cyborg_001 said:
Guys,
A little personal info. to start: Me and my girlfriend are extremely dirty in bed...I mean really really dirty and sick. That's all you need to know.
Unlike my Nokia's when I put my nexus wrapped in a condom/plastic inside her vagina and try to ring it to vibrate and pleasure her it doesn't get the signal and so doesn't work. My Nokia's never ever failed to get her screaming.
Now this is a major downer as I have not got extra money to invest in a good vibrator/dildo and feel the nexus is crap and I'm considering a lawsuit.
I know vodafone UK guarantees a signal inside homes but this is clearly not the case. So can I take it up with them or sue them as well?
Get back to me asap cos I have a seriously pissed off horny nympho girl waiting desperately...Thanks you all.
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You need an external booster antenna, just shove it up her ass and you will be good to go!
EDIT: http://www.wpsantennas.com/Blade-Ts-9-6-Band-Blade-Antenna-AC402.aspx
Upgrade to a girlfriend with less signal impedance.
..but I get a weak 3g signal all the way to Pluto if I don't encompass the bottom half of the phone with my fats mitts.
Just sayin'.
Oh, and my screen has a blue-black tint when I turn it off. It doesn't go all the way black.
Just sayin'.
And I think my touchpad holds too much of my finger grease, does yours do that? I don't think the Incredible does. Don't you agree that makes the Nexus One obsolete? Where's the love?
Just sayin'.
And I thought my Nexus One would give my pitiful life some meaning. It's hasn't delivered, and that's been a defect since day one.
Just sayin'.
Just thought I'd add one more useless, inane "bag on the n1" thread. They're vogue, afterall.
Just sayin'.
My thought exactly! !
Is this kind of thread really necessary? I've moved it to off topic for now, drop me a PM if you disagree.
too funny. it seems to me that the nexus one has attracted a lot of "kids" or something who dont have much experience in the world of smartphones, hence the strange rants we see. just my opinion.
Hehe, it ain't bad
But, Off-Topic does seem like a more fit place for it....
RogerPodacter said:
too funny. it seems to me that the nexus one has attracted a lot of "kids" or something who dont have much experience in the world of smartphones, hence the strange rants we see. just my opinion.
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Aye, and without using a name I managed to offend someone's sensibilities, because this thread was reported and moved here, even as all of the more inane threads this was meant to parody remain intact.
Your opinion is worth whatever mine is.
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Hehe, it ain't bad
But, Off-Topic does seem like a more fit place for it....
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... and then a multitude of other threads in the Nexus One general area.
...it goes into a boot loop once you get to Uranus....
Daswolven said:
...it goes into a boot loop once you get to Uranus....
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oh my GAWD.... yours does that TOO???
I thought it was just MINE!!!!!
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oh my GAWD.... yours does that TOO???
I thought it was just MINE!!!!!
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Try doing the drop test in it a few more times, HTC purposefully did some a little less than the others to see what effects it would have on the final product.
Always had low signal trouble with those darn rings around Saturn But the rest of the universe is 3GGG!
When's a better phone coming out?
Mine's too slow.
I can't do 4D graphics.
My PC's better.
It doesn't have an HDMI port to connect to my dad's $100,000 dedicated home theatre in the basement.
It doesn't have a stand, making watching some kinds of movies hard to watch.
I want a bluetooth cuz my friend have a gold tooth.
My cat fearz my fone. I am the lord of roadkillz.
When am we getting flying cars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJfpLKhSjJs
u still cant beat the #1 youtube guy's (of getting most subscriber) nexus one.
Im guessing this is why are kids getting nexus one...
'excluding me'
enjoy
Gawd, it sounds as bad as the Leo forum! But, the thousands that don't have problems are the "lucky" or "rare" ones.
douginoz said:
My cat fearz my fone. I am the lord of roadkillz.
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I don't think mine's dog proofed right. Big tooth marks are showing up everywhere.
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I don't think mine's dog proofed right. Big tooth marks are showing up everywhere.
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I just called Microsoft about these problems and they said reboot, did that help?
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I just called Microsoft about these problems and they said reboot, did that help?
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I tried rebooting 25 1/2 times, and all toothmarks are still there. I even tried pulling the battery out.
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I tried rebooting 25 1/2 times, and all toothmarks are still there. I even tried pulling the battery out.
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Does it have the Red Trackball of Death? If so, send it to Apple for repairs.
Is nexus one really that bad? I've been considering getting one. Of course, the legend/desire are making my mouth dr00l.
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Is nexus one really that bad? I've been considering getting one. Of course, the legend/desire are making my mouth dr00l.
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l00zer if feel like a f00l when i dr00l over something this c00l. n0T.
[email protected] = FAIL
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Does it have the Red Trackball of Death? If so, send it to Apple for repairs.
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I sent it to Apple, but they returned it with a huge bite!
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2113836898890&set=p.2113836898890&type=1&theater
if my friend gets the most likes in this contest he gets free lacrosse shorts and it will be awesome. thanks in advance
That seems like a lot of effort to go through for a pair of shorts.
Tahl said:
That seems like a lot of effort to go through for a pair of shorts.
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i know but hes a try hard haha. just trying to help him out. feel free to spread the link if you wish
I've got a pair of shorts I'll send him if you don't open another thread in here.
cajunflavoredbob said:
I've got a pair of shorts I'll send him if you don't open another thread in here.
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i promise haha. i figured out of 320 posts 1 spam couldn't hurt i mean it is for a good cause and all haha.
PhxkinMassacre said:
i promise haha. i figured out of 320 posts 1 spam couldn't hurt i mean it is for a good cause and all haha.
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Well, the shorts I have are in good condition. I've got a sharpie, so I could write whatever you want on them. Plus, I think they've only been fapped in once. They're the least used of all my shorts.
cajunflavoredbob said:
Well, the shorts I have are in good condition. I've got a sharpie, so I could write whatever you want on them. Plus, I think they've only been fapped in once. They're the least used of all my shorts.
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haha gotta love the off topic lounge XD
PhxkinMassacre said:
haha gotta love the off topic lounge XD
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Yep, and I'm actually the new guy in here. It only gets worse from this point.
cajunflavoredbob said:
Yep, and I'm actually the new guy in here. It only gets worse from this point.
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yeah this is my first post in off topic. i post everywhere in the evo 4g forums tho...
I have been going by "mznatnat" for a little while now and most of my screen names are just that. I'm thinking of creating a new screen name to put on my photoshop pieces but IDK what it should be??? I have been thinking about it for a while now but nothing comes to mind. So screw it.... I'm going to turn to the XDA members to help me. You guys are creative when it comes to roms and themes, maybe you guys can help me create a name I could use permanently.
Please no profanity. I don't mind if its funny, its something that I like. But no pig'ish suggestions please.
Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible
ludeawakening said:
Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible
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Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.
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Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
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If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.
Simon.TS.HTC said:
If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.
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Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy
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Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy
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I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.
What about;
Bangalord
Click THANKS if I helped.
And if your generous donate to me please
Sent from my X8
ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.
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Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.
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TechDrift
RootBass
FPSTech
RootedChic
Guns N Rootin'
You're very welcome!
Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow
wilbso said:
What about;
Bangalord
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That makes me think of the vice lords and guns.... Idk if I'd want that on my photoshop art lol
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ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.
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I like this one.
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TechDrift
RootBass
FPSTech
RootedChic
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These are really good. I mean REALLY good! Thanks!!!! Writing these down now!
Occasus said:
Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow
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LadyHeadshot is a greaaaaaaaaaaaat one..... and MissGunslinger! ............... all of these suggestions that i'm getting from everyone are way better than what I had in mind. Now I'm glad I went to the XDA crowd to for help!
How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."
Simon.TS.HTC said:
I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.
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I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.
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How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."
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LMFAO no thanks! lmao!
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I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.
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Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!
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Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!
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I've been in four mental institutions, gotta do alot more than tell me stories about dudes having shop talk popping ass with towels to make my skin crawl.