[Request] Night at the Roxbury Sound board - G1 Apps and Games

I know this is lame, but this movie cracks me the hell up. I'd like a soundboard with all the pickup lines and retarded sayings, and seperated by person. (shows face) It's just hilarious and i have no idea how to do any of that.
Samples
"Sup you from out of town"
"Got a local phone number"
"Hey you talkin to me"
"Do you like blue berries or strawberries so i know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning"
The lines are so chezzy it cracks me up.
for some of the crap lines.
"Are you seeing plains?"
"are you living on fantasy island"
itd be greatful =)

"Haddaway - What is Love" has been my ring tone on every phone I've had for the last 5 years straight. My friends occasionally tease me for this and trick me into grabbing my phone by playing the mp3 on their phones at random times. It usually gets me too.
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trevordbs said:
I know this is lame, but this movie cracks me the hell up. I'd like a soundboard with all the pickup lines and retarded sayings, and seperated by person. (shows face) It's just hilarious and i have no idea how to do any of that.
Samples
"Sup you from out of town"
"Got a local phone number"
"Hey you talkin to me"
"Do you like blue berries or strawberries so i know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning"
The lines are so chezzy it cracks me up.
for some of the crap lines.
"Are you seeing plains?"
"are you living on fantasy island"
itd be greatful =)
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Dude you forgot one of the best ones "Did you grab my ass"

i just created a Night at the Roxbury soundboard and its on my website!

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MS Paint Something Stupid You've Done

I'll start.
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This is me at about 4 years old. I found a small white packet that looked like a sugar packet. It had a skull and crossbones on it - which is either the international symbol for POISON or for PIRATE CANDY! Being 4, I didn't know about the poison thing.
Let's just say pirates don't have good taste in candy.
Very nice................hahahahaha
here's mine
when i was 3, i used to watch my mom taking a bag and going out and then coming back after some time with the bag full of veggies, and other daily stuff.
one sunday (i now know it was sunday as dad was home) when dad and mom were asleep, i took the same bag and headed nowhere(i didn't know where my mom used to go)
i just though there will be 'somebody' who'll put the same stuff inside and i'll be back.
after many hours passed, my dad was out in the locality to trace me and finally found me at the police station where a i was standing with a cop who held me after he seeing a 3yr old walking alone on the roadside.
........by the way my dad confessed to me one day that the cop also angrily reminded my dad of his responsibility towards his family and especially his little son who thinks he is a grown up.
haha - that's a great looking MS Paint Cop!
I always knew this site was crawling with somethingawful.com goons.......

Science Fair

I need a subject for my science fair,
i need a really rare/wierd one most of these kids enver heard of
sum1 give me ideas
I don´t know for what grade is your since fair
here some examples:
http://www.sciencebob.com/sciencefair/resources.php
http://amasci.com/
As long as you don´t use a sweater like him
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The history & development of XDA forum and HTC PPC's
Hmm, I got two possibily,
Does Music affect animal behavior or,
Does the color of a room affect human behavior?
Thanks for the help=)
PS:HIDEOUS SWEATER
I would take the former
as I read about the later one
where some people claimed
that a lime green room would
inc the risk of getting a psychosis and the likes
but that was proved wrong
hmm ok
i was thinking about torching a teacher to prove gas effects on humans.
but ill take room colors.
What about molds and fungus and the role they play in the environment?
I'm in dominican republic
this island is..
i'll make it simple
DOminican republic island>LOST island
when it comes to wierd stuff.
I won't be amazed to find fungus here i mean..On the news here people found a dead male-mermaid..
yes..WTF? But hey..it's life.
and not just that, not-so-recently a woman called "ciguapa" was found, that's a woman with her feet backwards.
So yeah..
Boobuntu said:
I'm in dominican republic
this island is..
i'll make it simple
DOminican republic island>LOST island
when it comes to wierd stuff.
I won't be amazed to find fungus here i mean..On the news here people found a dead male-mermaid..
yes..WTF? But hey..it's life.
and not just that, not-so-recently a woman called "ciguapa" was found, that's a woman with her feet backwards.
So yeah..
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lol...find me the news article about the merman and then ill believe that

TTS Notifications/Ringer

[App request]
Someone posted a request for a development of a TTS ringer... and I posted a request for a TTS notifications app... Not realizing... it's all probably in wrong... forum...
So here is my request to any developer...
Please make my Android Intelligent. Not artificially intelligent, but program-ably intelligent.
This was the original post:
"I would like to hear TTS Notifications linked to any notification I enable.
ex. "Open home download completed", "you have 30 tweets", "USB connected", "You have a text message from XXX, Dictate?"
It may not have artificial intelligence.. but after how many years we have had technology and computers... couldn't we train it to be intelligent for us? You can train a dog to sit... so how come we can't program our phones to verbally say "Plug me in! Battery LOW!", "Open Wifi Signal in range", "So-n-So's birthday is today, bought them a gift?"
That does not require artificial intelligence right?
Why not bring Android toward "Fruition"
Damn... If I had the programming knowledge... I think I'd try this myself..."
I know that it should be hard to do... even if it became a paid app... I would pay for it... even if it sounded like Darth Vader with a dog muzzle... I would pay for it... Garmin has a similar gps.. with homer voice commands... why can't it be done?
TTS Notification/Ringer app.
Notifications are there... Android connects.. calendar... text messages... calls... social apps... alarm... music... system change notifications... why can't we convert them all to TTS? I know there is a way to get my text message read out-load to me using TTS... why can't we turn on a Auto-Notification-reminder toggle with TTS" ? Please take Android to "Fruition"
Thank you in advance.
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Help me win a contest and destroy horrible music!

vossen is giving away a set of CV2 to the person with the most likes. i picked a 997 911 with the cv2s link below. all you have to do is like the picture nothing else
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...o.134339916581623&type=1&theater&notif_t=like
trying to keep the comp fair i didnt post on any forums untill i saw who was "winning" some talentless hack with 5000 friends and 57,000 followers :banghead:
i dont want this untalented douche to win haha. that is not what i call music haha i wish justin beiber would kick his ass! look at the video lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg0xlHuyPwc
just as bad as rebecca black imo
hes at 650 likes and the contest ends 5PM Wednesday
ME GUSTA!!
*singing* "Ain't no stopping us now...blah, blah, we are on the move"
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From a photographers point of view, I'd post for another photo, but not voting yet.
jaszek said:
From a photographers point of view, I'd post for another photo, but not voting yet.
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And from a trolls point of view?
Sent from my HD2. Still kicking the arse out of all your phones...
conantroutman said:
And from a trolls point of view?
Sent from my HD2. Still kicking the arse out of all your phones...
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From a trolls point of view I have to say I like this one the most: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...r&notif_t=like

Articulated arm for watching movies and playing games

I was in Honduras, on a small island, in a crappy apartment with no TV, money or girlfriend. This was the product of my boredom.
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It's made of wood and cost less than $5.
It's got 5 joints that allow for nearly any positioning and the actual device can be rotated to landscape or portrait. The only thing missing was a vertical rotation axis right by the nexus so it can can turn left and right. The string is a backup to stop everything collapsing on my face in the night.
Boredom is responsible for many great achievements :smile:
"custom wall mount"
no girlfriend huh? guess we know why you needed it to be hands free...
GROSS
synthetikid said:
no girlfriend huh? guess we know why you needed it to be hands free...
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We really do not need that type of comment here......
OP instead of using the string on the wall.. Get two Star type locking washes on each side of the first upright angle bar.. they will dig into the wood and hold it tight without the string.... You could also file some groves into flat washers to achieve this and cut a few groves into the wood for them to seat into...
I Have a commercial made arm similar that i got for my Work van Years ago... Its in basement somewhere now
sorry to offend...
by the way, what does the term "knob" mean in your sig?
OK the idea was creative. The hands free comment was cute, give the guy a break! ?
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