New computer virus!!!!!! - Off-topic

Norvegian Virus
Received in a recent email:
VARNING: MinnySoda Compewtr Virus
Ve haf just sent you da NORVEGIAN VIRUS. Since ve do not haf any programming experience and do not know how to actually demage your computir, dis Virus verks on da honor system. Please forward dis Virus to eferyvone on your mailing list and den manually delete all of da files on your hard drive.
Tank you for your cooperation,
Sven and Ole​

The first letter chain I actually enjoy. Thanks!

seen it before but never with Norwegian as senders
odd since object orientated programming was invented at a school in norway

that's pretty funny. nice find.

That's a good one LOL

is it...
then all antivirus coumpuny are sliping or they don't have solution..
I think norton is better option to save from this crap...

LOL this is quite funny im gonna show my friends

psolunke said:
is it...
then all antivirus coumpuny are sliping or they don't have solution..
I think norton is better option to save from this crap...
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I think this is the ultimate in sarcasm or....

Related

Why NOT to use a Keygen.

Just seen a great example of why not to use a Keygen to crack legit software.
I was called in to a friends PC to look at why it was running erratically and internet kept locking up.
He had downloaded a copy of Acronis True Image Home with a Keygen program, and that nice Keygen had loaded a sneaky Trojan that disabled Windows Update (to prevent the Malicious SW removal tool from downloading) and various other items then proceeded to use his own PC to distribute Spam within a bot network!
Got his fingers burnt and reloading all his PC will teach him not to do it again!
Warez have that special characteristic, they're fully loaded! ...which I personally find as being a positive thing!
It a risk that people are willing to take I guess.
its simple! why will somebody reverse engineer a software and crack it without any reason?
I prefer invite-only trackers becose of that..
warez rock
mariner_heart said:
its simple! why will somebody reverse engineer a software and crack it without any reason?
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They could do it for the thrill?
Somebody here heard something about antispyware and antivirus software?
LOL
If you use Warez just test it in a Virtual Machine -.-
Cracking -> Fight against the industry making everything complicated and expensive
scilor said:
Cracking -> Fight against the industry making everything complicated and expensive
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Which in-turn leads to more cracks
If you people don't like to spend money for software, why don't you use FREE software?
Example:
- Linux
- OpenOffice
- FoxIt Reader (PDF)
- ...
... there is very much free software outta there, and in many cases, free software is better than commercial one.
Just search!
agreed...Linux+Warez=no problems for me
rico002 said:
agreed...Linux+Warez=no problems for me
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haha, that wasnt the point but w/e works
zeezee said:
Happiness
is like a
butterfly,
if you stop chasing it,
it will come to you
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i like this .. going to have to try as i am always after it but never seem to get it ...
thesire said:
i like this .. going to have to try as i am always after it but never seem to get it ...
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Lol random and not relevant to the thread
Who doesn't use warez? I just use warez for movies and to try stuff out =/ If I like it, I buy it. Problems is in trials all the software is limited, I want to try full software, but stupid companies are retarded T.T
Kraize
you can trust your warez forum and your "warez friends" on the forum. but do you know where they got the Keygen from? perhaps a chineese forum? and where they got it from?
even if you trust your friends on the warez forum who knows where the software came from, it' not like the people on the forum intentionally put a virus in it
mikeeey said:
you can trust your warez forum and your "warez friends" on the forum. but do you know where they got the Keygen from? perhaps a chineese forum? and where they got it from?
even if you trust your friends on the warez forum who knows where the software came from, it' not like the people on the forum intentionally put a virus in it
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That is why you don't trust your "warez friends" and scan all software you download before using and don't scan with AVG haha
lol why not AVG? AVG detects warez quite well. On the warez forums i always see "AVG DETECTED VIRUS! PLZ HELP!!!!" lol.
Yeah but in my experience AVG detects every keygen as a virus/trojan lol. It doesn't care. Says trojan lol. I use CA AntiVirus.
Kraize
warez rule n ur friend must b a noob. every warez user knows that u have 2 have a good anti-virus\spyware\what everware...i have been using warez for a long time n i have never gotten infected kuz i scan everything b4 i extract it..if i had payed for everything i have d/l i would have spent hundreds n goten mad @ most of the software ive tried... 2 mention the keygen im using on my bit-defender it gaved me 10,000 days of use...yes 10,000 days...n this is the best anti-virus ive used... n as a warez user ive used tons...so most companys dont lost much with me kuz if i use the product n like it i recommend it 2 my friends..

Cool HTC inside letter.

LINK
Thought it was kind o cool
Sergio PC said:
LINK
Thought it was kind o cool
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Um? Really?
thats... random?
I don't really see the point of this letter...
poedgirl said:
I don't really see the point of this letter...
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....or the point of this thread, for that matter.......
yes....
lost me too
Their NAME is High Tech, yet they communicate internally using paper letters?
Not understand this thread too. Must be a very boring day, today.
Nothing special. This kind of documents are open and published by FCC.
Diamond and Raphael as example.
I smoke crak too...
hehehe sorry sorry my bad, I just thought it was kindooo cool
Apparently Not!
Like this link: LINK
Since everything on my jewel is working like a swiss watch I can post crap!
Peace fellasss
That proves my dad's point
weed can kill you boy
no offence intended but thats the first thing that came on my mind lol

The Funniest Site

I came upon this site somehow and OMFG !!, this Guy serioulsly needs some medical attention, PRONTO!
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
and found this too (ROFL)
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.8.31.73838.2611.html
A few points from the article:
1."If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm."
2."If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites."
3."Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers."
4."BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War."
5."Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors."
OMFG, thats hilarious. That cant be real.
ather90 said:
I came upon this site somehow and OMFG !!, this Guy serioulsly needs some medical attention, PRONTO!
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
and found this too (ROFL)
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
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Did u saw the poll on the right side?
I'm scared of hackers because...
They hack into NASA 5%
They steal things 4%
They are violent sociopaths 4%
They use amphetamines and speed 7%
They help Osama Bin Laden 14%
They're un-American 5%
They smell bad 58%
ather90 said:
I came upon this site somehow and OMFG !!, this Guy serioulsly needs some medical attention, PRONTO!
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
and found this too (ROFL)
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
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Oi, Wheres my credit? Go Blog it ather! u lazy ass
eh, well this is the guy who linked it to me
i aint bloggin it man, too lazy
how bout this
im a modern parent, ive already taught my ten year old son how to dismantle old model pcs, he can identify all of the parts of the pc and can tell you what needs fixing if you give him symptoms.
hes constantly telling me to download using bittorrent. even though i already have
am i worried no. because computers are the future ad they need to learn more than what the schools are teaching them
also the little nipper in my avatar plays with my tytn 2 all the time
OMG I have an AMD64 CPU - made by third world kids and this means I am a hacker? Must remove it now. OMG my netbook runs Linux a hackers tool?
The article is crazy but it looks like it was real and not a joke, the writer has some serious issues.
omg
Be careful people:
Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
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DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES INSTALL "FLASH"...IT'S "HACKER SOFTWARE"
zomglolololol...fail

Antivirus.net

Of course, my mom gets another virus on her laptop. How can I remove this?
Thanks.
Wow, you have just loaded us down with information, 'rolls eyes'
Even though I'm not a expert, I think people will need some more info/specs to help you out
Sent from my SilverBullet "RootedHTCDesireZ"
easy go here
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/virus-removal/remove-antivirus-.net
Ahh, my apologies, It just needed a good googling
Sent from my SilverBullet "RootedHTCDesireZ"
virustotal.com - the best scanner online
Once the virus has been removed, i recommend you download microsoft security essentials...
Most unobtrusive anti-virus software i've found yet!..
And its made by microsoft, so its free and you never have to worry about it being outdated...
urbanengine1 said:
And its made by microsoft, so its free and you never have to worry about it being outdated...
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on the other hand , u do have to worry about it being useless ...
statistically , how many things(from companies) for free are not garbage ??
souljaboy said:
on the other hand , u do have to worry about it being useless ...
statistically , how many things(from companies) for free are not garbage ??
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mac fanboy
Jk... but seriouly, it actually works really well, saved my mums comp a few times.
urbanengine1 said:
mac fanboy
Jk... but seriouly, it actually works really well, saved my mums comp a few times.
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MSE is a great program, if only Microsoft would have done that right before now. They have two good ideas, MSE and the Zune. Maybe version 3.11, I liked the windows.
you can always get malwarebytes (free for personal use) and scan with it in safe mode (full scan is best) and see where that gets you, it gets most stuff.
I had one of these at work today.
Google "Manually remove antivirus.net" and after some googling you will find the registry lines and files you need to remove. YOu wont find it by searching and the website will tell you [random.exe] for the name. It truly is just random letters. Follow the first RegEdit you have to do and you will find the name of it.
Just use Combofix from bleepingcomputer.com Then run a full scan from malwarebytes. I can also confirm that Microsoft security essentials is the best free AV available.

Best current Virus Protection?

I recently got a new PC with Windows 8 and I am currently without any form of protection on it. In the far distant past I used Esets Nod32 but I have not kept up with anti-virus software in a long time and I don't know what would be the best way to go now, I would like to get something that offers good protection against Viruses, spyware, malware and all of that but I don't want to spend too much either. Not sure which would be best to get and I know the XDA community is one of the best on the Internet so I thought I would seek advice on it here because Google is useless for this kind of thing(you'll just find advertisements, opinions and 3 year old crappy posts hard to tell which to believe). Thanks for your help.
Edit: I'd also prefer something which dose not completely cripple my system.
Best virus protection is your brain and knowing how to protect yourself from the many lulz om the internet
I dont have any AV software on my windows for 3 years now, never had any issues
Also we haz a dedicated PC help thread
So i think this will be a ay-bee-four-el
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Sorry didn't realize there was a thread for this. But to what you said, everyone on the planet should have virus protection, in my opinion. It's an opinion shared by nearly every IT person and every Tech site. That you don't share it is fine, that's your business because that's your PC. But *using your brain* will not protect you from viruses and malware, even if you think it will. If you haven't been infected(and just because you haven't noticed does not mean you have not been) then you have simply been lucky. I won't be taking any such chances myself, but thank you for taking the time to respond anyway and I hope you have a nice day. If anyone has any suggestions I'd love to hear them.
Avira for me its good. :good:
Landara said:
Sorry didn't realize there was a thread for this. But to what you said, everyone on the planet should have virus protection, in my opinion. It's an opinion shared by nearly every IT person and every Tech site. That you don't share it is fine, that's your business because that's your PC. But *using your brain* will not protect you from viruses and malware, even if you think it will. If you haven't been infected(and just because you haven't noticed does not mean you have not been) then you have simply been lucky. I won't be taking any such chances myself, but thank you for taking the time to respond anyway and I hope you have a nice day. If anyone has any suggestions I'd love to hear them.
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If you're not downloading sketchy things or going to iffy websites. There's very little you're protecting yourself from. Your brain is the best antivirus.
But of course having a safeguard is better than not using one so I have avast.
Avast! is good for me,you can try it.
Sorry for my bad English
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No Norton fans in the house?
Avg. Norton always seemed bulky to me.
-kcco-
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Avg. Norton always seemed bulky to me.
-kcco-
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True, but I get it free with comcast, so, I use it. Does the job, so I'm good.
The most effective virus protection is Competency by Common Sense. The best part is it's totally @#*&ing free!
I use avast.
Kaspersky internet security 2013 , (just a hint, the codes from the older, cheaper versions of Kaspersky 2011,2010 ect all work with the most up to date version)
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Microsoft Security Essentials because it's very light on memory usage, and Malwarebytes free version for a weekly scan.
quickhealllllllllllllllll
Gogeta said:
quickhealllllllllllllllll
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Never heard of that one...
MistaBojangles said:
Never heard of that one...
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Especially with that spelling
-kcco-
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Especially with that spelling
-kcco-
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quickheal*
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Especially with that spelling
-kcco-
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Found it:
http://www.quickheal.com/
Gogeta said:
quickheal*
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Thatta boy.
-kcco-
I wonder if I can get Norton free too, I also have Comcast.
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