Best drunk guys video i ever see!!!! - Off-topic

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Z2mf8DtWWd8
It makes me cry

3:05 Is that guy got half a leg?!?!?

I wish they would run ad campaigns like that in the US. It's too bad most people here have a rod up their ass about reality.
On another note, I would really like to see the numbers of people that drive drunk and the ratio of that to the people who get caught or in an accident. I'm not defending drunk driving, but I strongly believe it happens WAY more than people think.

that's a very good video, show's how things can lead to an collision course if you drink n drive... Now, all we need is people to take these kind of videos seriously...

Drink driving is bad mmmkay, dont drink and drive drink and swerve!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAtSuY6c8Vw
this is mine ^^

sirec said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAtSuY6c8Vw
this is mine ^^
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hahaha awesome
although his movements make me think that he's on ether or robotripping in addition to being drunk

WOW!! I almost cried....take this seriuosly guys...tell everyone on your family and friends...don't drink and drive...

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[App] Stop Smoking

I have developed my first app. Its just a couple pictures: one for landscape and one for portrait mode It shows a Healthy Lung then shows a Smokers Lung with 1800 number
I know it isn't much but I am NOT a developer but a Graphic Designer screwing around with Eclipse...lol
Just thought i would post...
http://www.randumaccess.com/stopsmoking.apk
(right click and save as....)
By the way I am a smoker...lol
smoking rules
I just lit one up as i saw it, thanks man lol
mmmmm nicotine *drools* *click* mmmmmm
ok so i'm not the only one that decided they needed a joint *cough* i mean cigarette when i saw this
Well i was going to join the circle but the app won't install for me (something about it wants to replace another application?!) probably a good :cough: thing tho :cough:
have they started putting pictures like this on the side of cig packets anywhere else other than the UK? you look at it, think "****, thats horrible" then light up regardless. pics don't put you off in the slightest
but nice effort, even if it wont work
Stupid app I am getting really tired of non smokers dictating what us smokers can do in my state thanks to the stupid non smokers you cant own a business and let people smoke there if you choose to and thats total bs.We already have tons of anti smoking ads and commercials dont need a stupid app too!
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Stupid app I am getting really tired of non smokers dictating what us smokers can do in my state thanks to the stupid non smokers you cant own a business and let people smoke there if you choose to and thats total bs.We already have tons of anti smoking ads and commercials dont need a stupid app too!
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Uhhhh... the app is pointless as I AM NOT a programmer i was just messing around...
Did you read my post???
I SMOKE... DUH!
I was being stupid messing around in eclipse!
Next time learn to read!
Your getting all worked up over stupid ads and non smoking campaigns... the stress will kill you faster than those cigarettes...lol
Hi,
There is no better time to quit smoking than today. You are able to start now towards making the changes you need in your life to move forwards and leave cigarettes behind. You'll find a way to quit smoking that works for you and works right now. You deserve to find a way to stop smoking that's easy and pain free.
Hi,
I am planning to quit smoking from 6 months. But not able to quit the habit. In fact quitting smoking is one of the hardest thing to do. But I know smoking is bad for health.
crotalusfreak said:
Stupid app I am getting really tired of non smokers dictating what us smokers can do in my state thanks to the stupid non smokers you cant own a business and let people smoke there if you choose to and thats total bs.We already have tons of anti smoking ads and commercials dont need a stupid app too!
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You know smoking is wrong and by looking at how mad you got, I can bet you are one of those who throw that unhealthy, smelly , breath-cutting smoke to other people's faces and smokes around sick people and children just for the sake of I dont even know... Smoking not only kills you, if it doesn't, it ALWAYS causes people to smell bad, sort of like u died, got putrefacted and then u were brought to life... (you dont notice that cause u already got used to stink like that) plus yellow teeth that noone likes to see..and awfully bad breath..enough reasons to which u and any smoker should consider to stop smoking
Hi,
To change your life, you have to struggle. Just do what you can do for you to stop smoking. Try not to rely on commercial products that attempt to solve this issue such as gums, sprays or patches. Stopping smoking is a decision made by your heart and mind and not by pressure.
Think of what quality of life you can get if you stop smoking, of course it is much better than the quality of life of a smoker which ultimately would lead to nothingness. Make your life meaningful and quit smoking.
Ok first off i want to say i don't smoke but wait don't flame me yet...
Second i swear to god i can't stand all these stop smoking laws. I actually miss the smell of smoke. ok not in morning when waking up but i like it call me weird. And for all those who they b!tch about you should stop in public just do what i did. Tell them fine ill smoke since you don't want cancer but you need to leave i don't want my eye blinded by having to look at you.
i gotta say, i smoke a lot, but i am usually pretty polite about it, if i go out to eat and happen to go to a bar(the only place that still allows smoking) then i am going to smoke, if you(non-smoker) come over into my area though and complain about my smoke bugging you or ask me to stop smoking, i will make it a point to blow as much smoke in your face as possible, i will chain smoke a pack just to blow the smoke on you. on the other hand, if i happen to sit near a non smoker i will find a different place to sit. smokers and non smokers should live in harmony, and i do not think it is right that most every state has some stupid law now about smoking. in chicago you can't smoke within 15 feet of a building, not just the door but the building itself, they want you to stand in the middle of the road to smoke now(and they are trying to ban smoking in cars)
anybody here got a light?

I survived, so did everyone else

Im not gonna tell the whole story but monday there was a bomb threat, nothing happend. Today there was a rumor that there was going to be a school shooting during the peprally for tomorrows basketball game. Half the people wernt there at school so we just messed around all day. Anyways they found 3 guys with guns and the girl that had the bombs (Im not sure if she had them with her but it kinda sounded that way when the cops were talking about it) but they were all at school when they found them. Think of how bad that would of been if they started shooting and the bomb went off with everyone packed in the gym. Theres 2500 people at my school.
I think i counted 15-20 local cops and 2 or 3 FBI agents. Along with the local bomb squad. The cops were there the whole day and the others got there around lunch.
where the hell do you live?
Holy moly buddy! I'm glad nobody got hurt. Perhaps time for a different learning venue. Be careful out there man, sounds like some real dangerous fools are out and about.
Scent phrum mie fone!
Holy Crap bro.
follow up on the story , the busted kids are certainly being kicked out the school but if they just go to another school without a trial and reasonable fine/jail time , then u know its a set up , part of the establishments campaign against gun owners
Were bomb girl and columbine wannabes working together?
Wooaahhhh........
Glad your okay
I always though that schools where there for two things:
- learning things
- boring your time.
but now it seems that schools ar like cigarettes; thy can kill you
souljaboy said:
follow up on the story , the busted kids are certainly being kicked out the school but if they just go to another school without a trial and reasonable fine/jail time , then u know its a set up , part of the establishments campaign against gun owners
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I like how you think, and not only in this thread
dude i survived real shooting between Israeli soldiers and some Palestinians throwing rocks on them.... a flash bang was thrown somewhere near me, but it didn't have any effect on me, I was hiding in a shop
edit: and another time in Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem
husam666 said:
dude i survived real shooting between Israeli soldiers and some Palestinians throwing rocks on them.... a flash bang was thrown somewhere near me, but it didn't have any effect on me, I was hiding in a shop
edit: and another time in Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem
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lol so u just happened to be near a massive riot , or they just started provoking while u were there ?
Wow!
Nice to hear you are fine.
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lol so u just happened to be near a massive riot , or they just started provoking while u were there ?
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Nope, they just started fooling around while I was there....
jaszek said:
Were bomb girl and columbine wannabes working together?
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No not that i know of, it just happend to all fall on the same day.

[UPDATE][Solved]More advice: How do I get a girl to like me?

Hey guys I recently forgot to tell you guys that two girls wanted me to ask them out and I lied and told then I was but I never did.
Anyways this girl is out of nowhere beginning to be attractive and really pretty so I told her that I was gonna ask her out!
I think she still likes me so yea oh and did I mention shes white!
Interracial!
Lmao... Sorry, I'm.....I'm gonna get back to this tomorrow... I'm going to sleep haha
-There is a 35% chance that right now I'm on the toilet-
lol , just read the other thread again ... theres alot of knowledge in there , more than enuff
souljaboy said:
lol , just read the other thread again ... theres alot of knowledge in there , more than enuff
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Well, since I'm Chinese, and Chinese medicine likes to hit at the root cause...
Alan, the problem you are facing while 15... well... most of the people here already faced it. At that age, love is a game, and your hormones are affecting you too much for you to be able to react properly.
The Chinese have a saying, "There is no happiness if love is forced" (don't you dare snark me here), so you can't make her like you. If she does, then all is well. If she doesn't... that's too bad for her.
It is vital for you to realize that there are plenty more fishes in the sea. The fields are full of flowers.
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When I was young, I saw a flower. She was the most beautiful flower to me. I stared at this one flower until I failed to notice other flowers in the garden. But this flower was taken by someone else.
Many years later, I came to see this garden again to find this flower. She became like a tree trunk, and the garden became a forest.
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I guess, from my friend's anecdote, it is time to wake up and smell the forest.
Love... well... it is a matter of hit and miss. Fate will always have a hand in your (attempt to find) happiness. Maybe the fate is there, but the time is not right.
Getting a girl to like you will depend on the time frame that you are looking for. ONS will have a vast difference with someone you want to marry. I haven't been 15 for a long time, but back when I was 15, I was stupid, crazy and too courageous for my own good.
I chose to be single, and was glad to remain single for a long time. I flirted with every single pretty girl, and I sowed confusion by throwing gifts at girls whenever I can get away with it. It made me a lot of enemies in the school (That girl is mine, punk! Bla, bla, bla) but it was fun (for me). It got me into a lot of fights too (gangster's chick story another time).
But what was important was that I acted like a [email protected]@rd to the one girl I really liked. We argued a lot and she alluded that she is not ready to be in a relationship with anyone at that age. So I made fun of her, teased her about every single thing, had her chase me for what was the entire school block, etc. Good times...
Anyway, what happened after that was kinda creepy. I found out that she had a crush on me from day one, but didn't dare to admit it (this is Malaysia, after all, what with conservative parents, etc.). She was, ultimately, turned off because I would flirt too much. In the end, she hooked up with another guy (I was kinda proud that I set it up) and everything was history. Or at least geography because I had to move to another state.
So, what I'm trying to say is, just to be yourself and be honest. If she rejects your true and honest qualities, chances are she doesn't really like you. Even if she does like you, not having the chemistry to spark off the romance will simply cause another heartache.
Since you are still young, I really do suggest that you treat it as a game, in that you'll win some, and you'll very likely lose some.
Get her name tattooed across your forehead....
Chicks dig that........
sakai4eva said:
Well, since I'm Chinese, and Chinese medicine likes to hit at the root cause...
Alan, the problem you are facing while 15... well... most of the people here already faced it. At that age, love is a game, and your hormones are affecting you too much for you to be able to react properly.
The Chinese have a saying, "There is no happiness if love is forced" (don't you dare snark me here), so you can't make her like you. If she does, then all is well. If she doesn't... that's too bad for her.
It is vital for you to realize that there are plenty more fishes in the sea. The fields are full of flowers.
I guess, from my friend's anecdote, it is time to wake up and smell the forest.
Love... well... it is a matter of hit and miss. Fate will always have a hand in your (attempt to find) happiness. Maybe the fate is there, but the time is not right.
Getting a girl to like you will depend on the time frame that you are looking for. ONS will have a vast difference with someone you want to marry. I haven't been 15 for a long time, but back when I was 15, I was stupid, crazy and too courageous for my own good.
I chose to be single, and was glad to remain single for a long time. I flirted with every single pretty girl, and I sowed confusion by throwing gifts at girls whenever I can get away with it. It made me a lot of enemies in the school (That girl is mine, punk! Bla, bla, bla) but it was fun (for me). It got me into a lot of fights too (gangster's chick story another time).
But what was important was that I acted like a [email protected]@rd to the one girl I really liked. We argued a lot and she alluded that she is not ready to be in a relationship with anyone at that age. So I made fun of her, teased her about every single thing, had her chase me for what was the entire school block, etc. Good times...
Anyway, what happened after that was kinda creepy. I found out that she had a crush on me from day one, but didn't dare to admit it (this is Malaysia, after all, what with conservative parents, etc.). She was, ultimately, turned off because I would flirt too much. In the end, she hooked up with another guy (I was kinda proud that I set it up) and everything was history. Or at least geography because I had to move to another state.
So, what I'm trying to say is, just to be yourself and be honest. If she rejects your true and honest qualities, chances are she doesn't really like you. Even if she does like you, not having the chemistry to spark off the romance will simply cause another heartache.
Since you are still young, I really do suggest that you treat it as a game, in that you'll win some, and you'll very likely lose some.
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Thanks you!
I'll just then be myself!
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Alanrocks15 said:
Sorry for asking just curious
Oh and not to be confused this isn't the other girl from the other thread
I don't talk to her anymore!
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dress up like a twilight character?[/sarcasm]
Nice. And work out Luke Taylor lautner
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just be urself.
if she doesnt likes that, shes not worth it.
thats it, and thats all
if u are that crappy that noone likes u, just continue with it, or u wont be happy with the girl
i mean, be urself, or u have to live as someone else forever, and thats not cool
Identify adapt and overcome. Conform to the girl and get laid. Works errytime
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Don't overthink it. First of all don't ever give a girl too much attention, girls are weird and it scares them away. Second, don't give too LITTLE attention because then they just lose interest. Basically give them a few compliments, make them laugh and walk away and make them come back for more. If they start talking to you after the first time you meet them, that's when they are starting to like you, from then on it's just playing it cool and making the right moves at the right time, but don't wait too long because then comes "THE FRIEND ZONEEEEEEEEEEEE"
You have to chill and just have confidence, girls love that. Don't make it too serious, have some fun with it, and do your thing.
LikeAG2 said:
Don't overthink it. First of all don't ever give a girl too much attention, girls are weird and it scares them away. Second, don't give too LITTLE attention because then they just lose interest. Basically give them a few compliments, make them laugh and walk away and make them come back for more. If they start talking to you after the first time you meet them, that's when they are starting to like you, from then on it's just playing it cool and making the right moves at the right time, but don't wait too long because then comes "THE FRIEND ZONEEEEEEEEEEEE"
You have to chill and just have confidence, girls love that. Don't make it too serious, have some fun with it, and do your thing.
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Beg to differ actually. I have a lot of FWBs. They help keep me a float while waiting for my GF to come back
Okay just found out she has a boyfriend
Ahh I have plenty of time
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1. Beat up the boyfriend
2. Flirt with her so that the boyfriend beats you up
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1. Beat up the boyfriend
2. Flirt with her so that the boyfriend beats you up
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Solved!
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I like this thread.
Hmm giggity sense going haywire giggty giggly boo
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Alanrocks15 said:
Okay just found out she has a boyfriend
Ahh I have plenty of time
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I'd leave well alone then. You don't want to be stirring another mans porridge!
DirkGently1 said:
I'd leave well alone then. You don't want to be stirring another mans porridge!
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Nope. Doesn't work that way. All my FWBs will beg to differ.
Old adage said:
All's fair in love and war
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sakai4eva said:
All's fair in love and war, but especially when your love is like a battlefield
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just wait for the right moment

What do you like/dislike about your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband?

Just another off-topic subject to get everyone going.
I'll be the first to say I don't like when my girlfriend gets mad at me for nothing.
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I totally disliked my ex's funky attitude when things didnt go her way. I would have stayed if not for that!
I dislike the need fir my gf to hold on to the most stupidest smallest issues and breaking them down then thinking the very worst thing that could happen will happen to her! It drives me bananas and makes me @twitch
This post is brought to u by my pet giraffe who ran away and FOUND!!! Just have to rade another pet to get him back
davidrules7778 said:
I dislike the need fir my gf to hold on to the most stupidest smallest issues and breaking them down then thinking the very worst thing that could happen will happen to her! It drives me bananas and makes me @twitch
This post is brought to u by my pet giraffe who ran away and FOUND!!! Just have to rade another pet to get him back
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i can second that....but what i do like is how we can talk about anything together
I like that my girlfriend loves to have sex with me.
I dislike it when she tells me all I want to do is have sex :|
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Either we're all dating the same chick, or all women are the same (insane by their very nature)
I don't like how mine needs constant reassurance that I care about her, and interperets alot of my actions as examples of me not caring about her. Like everything is a threat or an attack on her. And she always says I spend too much time on the computer...maybe that one's kinda true
A alison dislike I can't play halo all the time, get complaints about not spending enought tine with her and on my phone/computer too much, but I can't help that as that and video games are my hobby
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I hate if my girlfriend say, i don't spend time for her coz my hobby to play dota and hon with my friends...
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huggs said:
Either we're all dating the same chick, or all women are the same (insane by their very nature)
I don't like how mine needs constant reassurance that I care about her, and interperets alot of my actions as examples of me not caring about her. Like everything is a threat or an attack on her. And she always says I spend too much time on the computer...maybe that one's kinda true
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My girlfriend is the exact same way! She's like what could you possibly be doing on your computer for so long anyways? Or why do you spend so much money on your computer or youre always messing with your phone. Blah blah blah.
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huggs said:
Either we're all dating the same chick, or all women are the same (insane by their very nature)
I don't like how mine needs constant reassurance that I care about her, and interperets alot of my actions as examples of me not caring about her. Like everything is a threat or an attack on her. And she always says I spend too much time on the computer...maybe that one's kinda true
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+1
But i really like the trust in our relaitionship my ex just dindt trust me for no reason i never cheatet or anything i just have a lot of female friends...
And the fakt that we really can talk about anything!
I hate when my girlfriend brings up something stupid that happened like a while ago just to start a fight! So annoying. -__-
I like Sparky when He's happy, I HATE when HE's GRUMPY! ( please shoot me when that happens )
We generally get along well together... I just wish He would remember to take out the trash....
I love the fact that my wife let's me spend hours on xda and doesn't moan at me.
But hate that when she does the washing up she never does it all and rarely puts it away.
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Babydoll25 said:
I just wish He would remember to take out the trash....
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I forget to take out the trash.....sometimes lol
davidrules7778 said:
A also dislike I can't play halo all the time, get complaints about not spending enought tine with her and on my phone/computer too much, but I can't help that as that and video games are my hobby
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Same here, she likes to try and tell me I'm not spending enough time with her when the fact of the matter is I live with her, If I want to play video games I will cuz that's my hobby and I can be with her every other minute I'm not at college or playing games...
pimpdaddywindle said:
Same here, she likes to try and tell me I'm not spending enough time with her when the fact of the matter is I live with her, If I want to play video games I will cuz that's my hobby and I can be with her every other minute I'm not at college or playing games...
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Videos games are for a couple hours a day....but they fail to realize that every other minute of (possibly our lives) are with them if not at work or playing games.....and that's A LOT of time.
don't get me wrong though i love my woman more than anything
I'm dreading when I'm at that age that I live with my gf/wife (I'm only 18). When I'm with her, we're like together all the time (obviously) but when I'm not she's contempt with texts and the odd phonecall without having to nag me about spending too much time on Black Ops or FIFA.
I like when she scratches my back
I like when she s'smd to be honest... Lol.

Googles Thanksgiving banner

OK I might be the only one who gets a kick out of this. Go to google.com click the turkey's feathers, head or feet to change them. Clicking on the wing gives the turkey a random look. I dont know why but, I think it is hilarious.
...fighting ninjas at night, talkin' about this and that.
Urabewe said:
OK I might be the only one who gets a kick out of this. Go to google.com click the turkey's feathers, head or feet to change them. Clicking on the wing gives the turkey a random look. I dont know why but, I think it is hilarious.
...fighting ninjas at night, talkin' about this and that.
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i clicked on the bird and got thanksgiving related search results... lol
you have to click directly on the feathers head wings and feet if you click anywhere else you will get that. It works fine on my laptop and my phone
...fighting ninjas at night, talkin' about this and that.
I think you need to watch better comedy or you need another hobby. I even showed it to my son and he asked why I was so weird to think that was funny...and he's 9.
So thanks a lot! My son is making fun of me and it's all your fault. This is the last time I share something with my family that you share with the forum.
I think I'll have to go drink A LOT of beer to numb the pain...that's your fault.
Then I will be really drunk and end up knocking the Thanksgiving supper off teh table and onto the floor, thus ruining Thanksgiving supper...that's all your fault.
Thanksgiving will be ruined for the day and the kids will always remember this day which will make them hate the holidays and our relationships will become strained...that's all your fault.
My son now filled with depression won't be motivated to become a scientist to solve cancer, alzheimers, and the bubonic plauge...that's all your fault.
Do you see how you've ruined the lives of millions now? I hope you have a great day now!
Hahaha.. love it!
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kiltedthrower said:
I think you need to watch better comedy or you need another hobby. I even showed it to my son and he asked why I was so weird to think that was funny...and he's 9.
So thanks a lot! My son is making fun of me and it's all your fault. This is the last time I share something with my family that you share with the forum.
I think I'll have to go drink A LOT of beer to numb the pain...that's your fault.
Then I will be really drunk and end up knocking the Thanksgiving supper off teh table and onto the floor, thus ruining Thanksgiving supper...that's all your fault.
Thanksgiving will be ruined for the day and the kids will always remember this day which will make them hate the holidays and our relationships will become strained...that's all your fault.
My son now filled with depression won't be motivated to become a scientist to solve cancer, alzheimers, and the bubonic plauge...that's all your fault.
Do you see how you've ruined the lives of millions now? I hope you have a great day now!
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ha that was the best one yet...

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