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I had to laugh when I read this!
Since it's German, I'll try to roughly translate it:
Slowly, this is no longer funny.
My son has (better say 'had') an iPhone and was happy with it (although after the firmware update, it was somehow totally slow, but I don't know much about such things).
But after he was flamed several times in the school and was recently beat up by a group of (as he said) Android rowdies, he wants to give it up and in the meantime switched back to his old Nokia.
Now he wants an Android phone and I can flog the iPhone on Ebay. Realy great!
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I lol'd.. Android Rowdies... new type of clique violence in schools now I guess then!
Thanks for the translation!
haha
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Too bad here in the city more people use iCraps. I think I need a special skin that makes my N1 look like an iPhone, so I don't get beat up by iPhone rowdies.
Haha yeah scary bunch they are don't worry though they wont beat you they think they got an app for that and I think they prefer the term iRowdies haha
MacaronyMax said:
Haha yeah scary bunch they are don't worry though they wont beat you they think they got an app for that and I think they prefer the term iRowdies haha
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iLOLED (lol)
This is just too funny. All the more reason I'm ditching Apple.
jaszek said:
iLOLED (lol)
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aha thanks
wdfowty said:
This is just too funny. All the more reason I'm ditching Apple.
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Haha lol yeah i would, but i reckon i would get no where near as much money as i spent on it though so i keep my apple products as backups
ha thats fanboy-ism gone to an extreme!
Seeing as Stevie treats his customers like ****, it seems only natural to treat apple customers like ****. Lolz
Android army ftw.. violence is bad though.
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Related
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
gthing said:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
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First of all, obviously fake. No way it's for real, so it's kinda useless, whoever that girl is is ugly though. However, look at the users of that forum...
"REP YOU ON RECHARGE"
"YOU FRAUDIN BRAH?"
"HAI GUISE"
etcetcetc
Great user base, the phrase "get a life" comes to mind when I see people typing like they're on 4chan, aka the armpit of the internet.
Gotta agree, that's one dog ugly girl
Holy cow!!
She´s so ugly......... I prefered not to entered to this thread and see that.......but curiosity....
OMFG!!! how did you even come by that thread
Oh God if you will do this...
Think twice before give it life and sent it to the earth!!!
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The mouse is scare GOD you will make it cry!!!
Well thank you for that.
I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks alot.
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
GWelker62 said:
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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4 or 5? Are u kidding me? That have to be at least 10. 1000 x OFMG.
GWelker62 said:
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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lol 4 o 5 ... plus couple of joints and some mushrooms ... and i don't think so even then.
hahaha but that is still one ugly picture (girl and car)7
she must give good H(#d
Well, I skipped later in the thread and yeah, he was "straight fraudin lulz" as he put it. That forum may be just as bad as 4chan, but I won't stick around to find out.
everyday this show "Maury" showing the same garbage!
it always "i slept with your bestfriend", "i slept with your mother", "are you the father of my child?"
y is TV station still airing this crap?? and y is retarded advertisers still buying comericals on this crappy show? wait, they're retarded! haha
Thank God I don´t have that TV show in my country!!
mikechannon said:
Well now, let's see. That makes you a woman and you slept with my best friend and my mother.
So WHAT, are you saying ................... my mother is a lesbian!!!!??
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Freaking news to me anyway! I just thought it was a waxing problem.
Mike
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Nnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
ilMessia said:
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Not my Salma!!!!!! I'll never be able to look at her the same way again!
Damn you Internets!!!!!
Are you all blind!!!!?
Have you not noticed how well versed this poster is of Mr. Povich? Aaaahh...as the greatest man who ever lived said 'Let he who is a retard throw the first stone.'...
What!? What!!!? Don't act so shocked!! You know if she really looked like that all us--err YOU bunch of perverts would need would be a paper bag and some cream who-whip!
crissg said:
Not my Salma!!!!!! I'll never be able to look at her the same way again!
Damn you Internets!!!!!
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Must agree with you mate
But is not your Salma, it´s mine!
She was born in very close to the place I live!, so have seen her around!
orb3000 said:
Must agree with you mate
But is not your Salma, it´s mine!
She was born in very close to the place I live!, so have seen her around!
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That must have been before her many, many many, many many many, many many, many surgeri-Oh MY GOD! What the F is that!!!
telegraph0000 said:
That must have been before her many, many many, many many many, many many, many surgeri-Oh MY GOD! What the F is that!!!
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LOL
I bet you this one is uglier....
Just wait until I get to work so I can truly respond...Baraka's sexy!!!
(Mortal Kombat)
and am raising it to hate Apple!
add Motorola to the list also
Congrats! Teach it well.... lol
Congratulations, but definitely add Nintendo to that list
PurpleLlamaLover said:
Congrats! Teach it well.... lol
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hahaha
definitely!
I dont know what to say... CONGRATS!!!! hope he or she looks like you
men can have babys???? :s
keep it up!
Congratz...feed it Oranges or Froyo instead of the Adam & Eve fruit
LOL this is so funny
galaxys said:
Congratz...feed it Oranges or Froyo instead of the Adam & Eve fruit
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some good ol gingerbread sounds grrrrreat
Make it hate iPhone but not hate macs he/she will Herr bullied for it.
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Double happy for you!
First and more important your baby!
And also an apple hater!!
All my best for you
congrats!
you'll soon be /or already is a daddy
Treat him/her well and difinately spend more time with him/her
oh and any chance of a photo??
You don't hate the iPhone. I know you've just done like this couple in the news!
http://www.phonesreview.co.uk/2010/01/25/giving-birth-via-the-iphone/
Congratz. Make him not hate Golf lol. Even though it's a rich people sport. (I strongly believe in my opinions =P)
G1BRICKED said:
Congratz. Make him not hate Golf lol. Even though it's a rich people sport. (I strongly believe in my opinions =P)
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love golf, hate apple, and flash the hell out of his/her devices...
Amen! Amen.
G1BRICKED said:
Amen! Amen.
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Lol, Motorola DynaTAC-8000X eh?
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Yeah man. Ballin!
Did you know that the guy who created the first cell phone now uses a Motorola Droid!?
Fo realz? I just got my HTC HD2 today. It's pretty awesome but a different beast of WM than i'm used to. I've only used sense 2.5 once, and the how settings takes me to the settings "tab" in sense is not cool.
I can't figure out how me talking about my fiancee being 13 weeks pregnant became this???
Sorry guys maybe this useless but I could'nt live witout sharing it to you.
So funny
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that make me chuckle...the thing it you wouldnt put it past them would you.
Well cool to show to your friends how stupid the hole iphone/ipad is
lol, made my day!
Now that made me laugh..
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that make me chuckle...the thing it you wouldnt put it past them would you.
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Your right...
Lol I am still laughing ten minutes after first reading this post.
lol...me too
they should just skip the imat and go all out with the ifloor, furnish every wall, floor and door in your house with a touchscreen full of pointless ****e!
gone straight on my facebook.
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gone straight on my facebook.
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lol, same here..
Each one more retarded than the last.. For some reason I actually think this will actually happen.lol
have you heard of the ipad mini???
yep it was out before the actually ipad.. its called the iphone( without the phone)
Chrome and AVG both think the url for that pic is dodgy, so be careful...
Moustafa217 said:
have you heard of the ipad mini???
yep it was out before the actually ipad.. its called the iphone( without the phone)
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You mean... the ipod touch?
I think Mr. Jobs is a marketing genius... I work with a poor fellow who owns all three iDevices... I constantly ask him what can one do that the other can't???
Yeah stupid but hey selling like hot cakes nonetheless.
already know this pic xD i rofld when i saw it the first time, and im rofling now again xD its so awsome xD
just LOOK AT STEVES FACES OMG so amazing XD
Register it!
Very funny....but thinking about the i-junkies' tendency I highly recommend to register all the i-names to make money without moving our a.s.s
I personally want to register the trademark, i-pee.....it is the upcoming catheter all the i-junkies would be using when they get enlarged prostate.
You people have any of your own?
kalya said:
Very funny....but thinking about the i-junkies' tendency I highly recommend to register all the i-names to make money without moving our a.s.s
I personally want to register the trademark, i-pee.....it is the upcoming catheter all the i-junkies would be using when they get enlarged prostate.
You people have any of your own?
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I always thought that ipad sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary towel!
Personally i'd register the ifork/iknife/ispoon combo!
ROFL!! M still laughing!! Good one bro
conantroutman said:
I always thought that ipad sounds like some kind of electronic sanitary towel!
Personally i'd register the ifork/iknife/ispoon combo!
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lol,thats funny
This is gorgeous. The only problem? It has Blackberry OS all over it stinking it up to high Valhalla. Put WP7 on it and I'd run you all over to get to it.
http://gizmodo.com/5854017/the-first-interesting-looking-blackberry-isnt-even-made-by-rim
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not bad, it actually looks nice
now it'll take a real test drive to see if it can actually type as fast as the older keyboard design
Why the hell would you want to have WP7 on that? Small screen, physical qwerty to make absolutely no use of your epicly smooth keyboard ... And you can run all over my cat to get to that thing, stupid expensive. lol
conqu1stador said:
Why the hell would you want to have WP7 on that? And you can run all over my cat to get to that thing, stupid expensive.
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LMAO! hahahaha...I have two cats.
Down to one, and it's the adopted one that was beaten and, apparently, talked down to for years. And has developed a puking streak. Actually, don't step on him, apart from the puking he is a sweet guy. lol
I will admit, that is a pretty sexy device ...
Definitely wouldn't make use of the awesome that is wp7
Hahah I wouldnt want my ols bb running wp7
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conqu1stador said:
Down to one, and it's the adopted one that was beaten and, apparently, talked down to for years. And has developed a puking streak. Actually, don't step on him, apart from the puking he is a sweet guy. lol
I will admit, that is a pretty sexy device ...
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Yeah, both of my girls are special to me. My older one has a puking issue also. I have to keep her one food and never alter it. Any changes and her stomach can't take it. My other one is a female Garfield. She's a garbage disposal. Wherever there is food being eaten, her little eyes will be watching it and she will make sure everyone sees her. She's a little butterball.
Yeah, designed by Porche is definitely a plus.