So I get to produce Steve Jobs's new product: the iLight:
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The light uses 12v of electricity to produce a blinding light (fact: if you stare directly into it for more then 5 seconds, it will damage your retina and cause partial blindness). It features LED technology to produce a Warm White light, a battleship gray paint finish on the heat sink, and a stylish design. Its lifespan is estimated at 45 years.
The internet speed of the iLight is 10g using the top secret 10g network. It's so top secret, not even the government knows about it! Oops... I wasn't supposed to mention that...
If you succeed at jailbreaking your iLight, you gain 50% more brightness and 15 increased years of usage. Good luck because Jobs has added a mechanism that fries the MoBo if it comes to contact with air!
In all seriousness:
I was at work one day doing rework on lights. I saw this one and didn't think anything about it. Then when I put it down, I saw that paint spot and thought it looked like the Apple logo. I instantly thought that it failed because it was an Apple product. XD. I showed it to my boss (he has the iPhone 4g) and he got a good kick out of it.
I never did get that light to work... Lol
iLight? iBlind you. Then iTake your moneyz. iLaugh!
Skullmonkey said:
I never did get that light to work... Lol
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Figures.
looks like someones cooking scrambled eggs in an engorged drain
Must be smoking some good s#it in the lighting industry.
good day.
Whats that?..an "icarton" the "ilight" iz sat in
and an iScrew
ilol........
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Very neat, but arnt you a bit cramped in that corner?
Surur
to much suprise no im actually not.. i thought i would be too.. but its quite comfy and if i turn around just a lil i can see the hdtv perfectly. all my stuff is from ikea.. ill take a pic of the entire room in a lil bit so u can see how much space there is.
ikea is kinda like posh in usa is it not ?
here it's seen as stuff you put together yourself
with 1 part missing all the time
and if you move and try to disasm it to brind it
and reasm it you'd end up wishing you had never been born
no office to swedish people
i LOVE ikea.. ive never had any problems with missing peices.. my bedframe is ikea, dressers (4 of them), 3 desks, lighting, blankets, pillows, dog bed, and alot of other stuff is from ikea.. never had a missing peice.. im taking pics now so the next post will have the entire room pics posted.. ull see all the ikea stuff.
ok.. heres room pics..
from ikea:
bed frame, bed blankets, pillows, both pictures, 4 mirrors, all 3 dressers, desk, blue desk lamp, picture frame on wall, dog bed.
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few more pics..
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few more pics..
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I like your room.. Its quite cosy..
thx. i try lol. its so simple yet it works for me and my girl.
You are bored aren't you.
A good portion of my house is Ikea also. Cheap in price but it usually holds up very well.
well my ikea toilet cuboard rusted
I like the pillows...pretty neat setup otherwise....
I'll start.
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This is me at about 4 years old. I found a small white packet that looked like a sugar packet. It had a skull and crossbones on it - which is either the international symbol for POISON or for PIRATE CANDY! Being 4, I didn't know about the poison thing.
Let's just say pirates don't have good taste in candy.
Very nice................hahahahaha
here's mine
when i was 3, i used to watch my mom taking a bag and going out and then coming back after some time with the bag full of veggies, and other daily stuff.
one sunday (i now know it was sunday as dad was home) when dad and mom were asleep, i took the same bag and headed nowhere(i didn't know where my mom used to go)
i just though there will be 'somebody' who'll put the same stuff inside and i'll be back.
after many hours passed, my dad was out in the locality to trace me and finally found me at the police station where a i was standing with a cop who held me after he seeing a 3yr old walking alone on the roadside.
........by the way my dad confessed to me one day that the cop also angrily reminded my dad of his responsibility towards his family and especially his little son who thinks he is a grown up.
haha - that's a great looking MS Paint Cop!
I always knew this site was crawling with somethingawful.com goons.......
I need a subject for my science fair,
i need a really rare/wierd one most of these kids enver heard of
sum1 give me ideas
I don´t know for what grade is your since fair
here some examples:
http://www.sciencebob.com/sciencefair/resources.php
http://amasci.com/
As long as you don´t use a sweater like him
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The history & development of XDA forum and HTC PPC's
Hmm, I got two possibily,
Does Music affect animal behavior or,
Does the color of a room affect human behavior?
Thanks for the help=)
PS:HIDEOUS SWEATER
I would take the former
as I read about the later one
where some people claimed
that a lime green room would
inc the risk of getting a psychosis and the likes
but that was proved wrong
hmm ok
i was thinking about torching a teacher to prove gas effects on humans.
but ill take room colors.
What about molds and fungus and the role they play in the environment?
I'm in dominican republic
this island is..
i'll make it simple
DOminican republic island>LOST island
when it comes to wierd stuff.
I won't be amazed to find fungus here i mean..On the news here people found a dead male-mermaid..
yes..WTF? But hey..it's life.
and not just that, not-so-recently a woman called "ciguapa" was found, that's a woman with her feet backwards.
So yeah..
Boobuntu said:
I'm in dominican republic
this island is..
i'll make it simple
DOminican republic island>LOST island
when it comes to wierd stuff.
I won't be amazed to find fungus here i mean..On the news here people found a dead male-mermaid..
yes..WTF? But hey..it's life.
and not just that, not-so-recently a woman called "ciguapa" was found, that's a woman with her feet backwards.
So yeah..
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lol...find me the news article about the merman and then ill believe that
At the top of my screen, there are two spots leading up to the edge where the blacks (can only notice it on blacks) are faded. It almost looks like there's a leak where the light is bleeding though, except there is no light bleeding through. Not sure what it is. My camera picked it up a lot better then you can notice it, but you can still notice it when the screens all black.
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If you don't think you have this, I would still point a good camera at it to check, because it picks things up that you don't sometimes.
thats called "blacklight bleed" and ALL sidelit LCDS have this issue to some degree (iphone5, htc one X, even your desktop monitor)... you would need a SAMOLED screen to completely get rid of it
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thats called "blacklight bleed" and ALL sidelit LCDS have this issue to some degree (iphone5, htc one X, even your desktop monitor)... you would need a SAMOLED screen to completely get rid of it
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YES! Awesome, thanks for the reply, I guess I really do have a perfect N4 then
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...I would still point a good camera at it to check, because it picks things up that you don't sometimes.
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Its an expensive camera that's better discerning than the human eye...
If I can't see it with my naked eye, I'm not too worried about it
I was in Honduras, on a small island, in a crappy apartment with no TV, money or girlfriend. This was the product of my boredom.
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It's made of wood and cost less than $5.
It's got 5 joints that allow for nearly any positioning and the actual device can be rotated to landscape or portrait. The only thing missing was a vertical rotation axis right by the nexus so it can can turn left and right. The string is a backup to stop everything collapsing on my face in the night.
Boredom is responsible for many great achievements :smile:
"custom wall mount"
no girlfriend huh? guess we know why you needed it to be hands free...
GROSS
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no girlfriend huh? guess we know why you needed it to be hands free...
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We really do not need that type of comment here......
OP instead of using the string on the wall.. Get two Star type locking washes on each side of the first upright angle bar.. they will dig into the wood and hold it tight without the string.... You could also file some groves into flat washers to achieve this and cut a few groves into the wood for them to seat into...
I Have a commercial made arm similar that i got for my Work van Years ago... Its in basement somewhere now
sorry to offend...
by the way, what does the term "knob" mean in your sig?
OK the idea was creative. The hands free comment was cute, give the guy a break! ?
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