Android fan boy reviews pathetic aplpe line up - Off-topic

heres my blog guys
i write stuff from time to time and if its tech related ill share it with u guys,
let me know what u think
jut a bio, im an android fan boy and u can find me in the x10 forums
http://moose.frazer.co.nz/

I see that you absolutly LOVE the new lineup.
Always good to read positive reviews.
Steve Jobs.

It's funny...If Apple didn't make these products, you'd have a pretty boring blog.
Stop hatin. Just enjoy your phone, and let that be enough to you. I don't like Apple, because they have screwed me personally. But all this "I hate Apple because I have an Android phone" fanboy-ism is just so damn annoying.
That's just my 2¢

I have to say the iPod Nano in my opinion is a step backward, Multi-touch on a screen that size with my thumbs isn't gunna work so well

It so funny how Steve Jobs stated that people loved buttons on previous iPod shuffle, so Apple brought them back. Few minutes later he announced iPod nano without buttons but with small, nearly unusable touch screen. Plus they also remove camera and somewhat good display.
Apple finally did it. They made iWatch with iPod functionally

lol iWatch..
I have yet to see some people walking around with their headphones plugged into their watches...
and nice blog

I actually also blogged on this the other day. Link here.
I'm no Apple fan either, but it seems I'm no match for your hatred of Apple...
Btw, I'm actually quite impressed with the new Nano. For those who use Nike+, it's perfect.

If you're phone is better, and you know it, shouldn't that be enough?
Just food for thought...

e334 said:
lol iWatch..
I have yet to see some people walking around with their headphones plugged into their watches...
and nice blog
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
great idea they might have Blue[/ tooth though

e334 said:
lol iWatch..
I have yet to see some people walking around with their headphones plugged into their watches...
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
MacaronyMax said:
great idea they might have Blue[/ tooth though
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
LG actually made one of these things. A phone watch which allows you to listen to music. Whether you like it or not is up to personal taste. But it's definitely super geeky...
http://pocketnow.com/hardware-1/video-lg-gd910-watch-phone-hardware-and-software-review

wdfowty said:
If you're phone is better, and you know it, shouldn't that be enough?
Just food for thought...
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
If you dont like a brand / product you are entitled to tell people, you know the same way that people who do like a brand / products tell people.
btw @ op blog i lol'd

Yeah, but if you're doing it JUST to fit in, or for the sole reason that you have the competitor's phone, it gets old FAST.
I take it as trying to show off, "Hey, look at my blog, I hate Apple too!"
It's the internet, so do what you want. I just don't see why there needs to be a thread about it.

Isn't a review suppose be of things you actually have tried your self to even be considered a review? so this is actually just you opinion on pictures and press release. but you are entitled to your opinion just don't call it review before you tried it.
I personally will not get any of those new devices.

aha GreaT review made me LOL
the time of PDA's that are not phones is over, now go stand in the corner.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Instead of the old form factor we now have an inch by inch touch screen which makes it cute to look at but about as practical as a **** flavoured lollipop.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
your ****ed if you have big thumbs, and i mean ****ed.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Yes im well aware thats not the full line up but i CBA duin the rest so here have som funny ****
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
^^^^^^^^LOL oh and nice vid
i might have found some sig quotes here

Related

Just curious...how many chicks in this forum?

My guess this forum consist of 95% guys...could I be wrong? Are we living in a world where only guys buy top of the line phone and want to know how to tweak and upgrade their kaiser?
not Only, just mainly...
RemE said:
not Only, just mainly...
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Exactly!!!
And, if I had my life to live over, I'd find one of those girls and marry her
RemE said:
And, if I had my life to live over, I'd find one of those girls and marry her
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Ironic is it...I'm as geeky as a girl can get, and I have the hardest time finding a guy! The vast majority of you just aren't interested in a girl that is smart, makes a good living, would rather spend the day playing with an XBox than going shopping... but isn't drop-dead gorgeous with a sexy, hot body. I seem to generally attract the loser types that are 40 and still living with their parents.
maryjos said:
Ironic is it...I'm as geeky as a girl can get, and I have the hardest time finding a guy! The vast majority of you just aren't interested in a girl that is smart, makes a good living, would rather spend the day playing with an XBox than going shopping... but isn't drop-dead gorgeous with a sexy, hot body. I seem to generally attract the loser types that are 40 and still living with their parents.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Join date Oct 2007, and 87 post already.
You have to be a geeky girl,
maryjos said:
Ironic is it...I'm as geeky as a girl can get, and I have the hardest time finding a guy! The vast majority of you just aren't interested in a girl that is smart, makes a good living, would rather spend the day playing with an XBox than going shopping... but isn't drop-dead gorgeous with a sexy, hot body. I seem to generally attract the loser types that are 40 and still living with their parents.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
you'll be suprised.
I am curious as to what a typical (or atypical) Kaiser girl looks like.
BeyondtheTech said:
I am curious as to what a typical (or atypical) Kaiser girl looks like.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Translation:
PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PLEAAAASSE!!!!
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
BeyondtheTech said:
I am curious as to what a typical (or atypical) Kaiser girl looks like.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
LOL digital pimp hard at work!
alltheway said:
LOL digital pimp hard at work!
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Yeah, seriously, you guys are pathetic! Nonetheless, I added a photo to my profile...one of the few decent ones I actually have from when I was wearing contacts (my eyes always seem to eventually start rejecting them and I have to go back to glasses, yuck!)
johanromijn said:
Join date Oct 2007, and 87 post already.
You have to be a geeky girl,
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Sad, huh? I work as a freelance programmer (have a popular ecommerce software package that I sell and support), set up my own home network, do a lot of beta testing and reviewing for other people, and so on. Like a fair number of geeks though, I didn't have great social skills growing up, didn't really fit in with girls my age. So always feel like I'm playing catch-up now.
Geez, this wasn't a topic I really expected to get into on here!
Ive recently started to develop a case of yellow fever. That seems to be your best bet if you are looking for nerdy and cute girl. However its a matter of taste, not everyone is into that.
As with all stereotypes, its not true 100% of the time, but its it has been for me so far.
A lot of us geeks got our first real social skills from forums like these.... that's not entirely a good thing, either. lol
maryjos said:
Sad, huh? I work as a freelance programmer (have a popular ecommerce software package that I sell and support), set up my own home network, do a lot of beta testing and reviewing for other people, and so on. Like a fair number of geeks though, I didn't have great social skills growing up, didn't really fit in with girls my age. So always feel like I'm playing catch-up now.
Geez, this wasn't a topic I really expected to get into on here!
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
another curiosity...what does your kaiser today screen look like?
Someone with all your post, gotta have a tweaked up phone.
thomassster said:
another curiosity...what does your kaiser today screen look like?
Someone with all your post, gotta have a tweaked up phone.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Just go look for it over the in the Today Screen thread. I actually posted a few different ones on there and yes, it's seriously tweaked, and quite awesome if I do say so myself.
ivanmmj said:
A lot of us geeks got our first real social skills from forums like these.... that's not entirely a good thing, either. lol
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
You know, that's very true in my case. I've been networking online since the earliest days of the web and even before that on BBS's (anyone remember those?!) I was much more introverted and shy then, these days I am far more confident and articulate in large part due to all the years of throwing myself into the middle of discussions online. And yeah, it's a catch-22 for sure. I do think some guys are intimidated by me, not so much even that I am brainy, but because I do have opinions of my own and will argue for them. Not to the point of being argumentative by any means, and in a real fight I will almost always back down first...but I know I've thrown some guys off because they will make some statement about something political or such, and I'll just come right out with "Oh, I don't agree with that at all." For all that men will talk about wanting someone who is witty and intelligent, etc. I often find that they aren't sure how to handle it when they get it.
To quote my avatar....
"Whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies."
Somehow I got the feeling that the typical Kaiser "chick" didn't look like Sandra Bullock from The Net.
trjons said:
Somehow I got the feeling that the typical Kaiser "chick" didn't look like Sandra Bullock from The Net.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
dayum homie, if i read what you said correctly, that was wrong yo!

HTC Tilt "Review"

hey everyone,
As a fellow tilt user, I felt it important to express what some of us (if not, most) feel about the Tilt/Kaiser.
Please enjoy the following and send this to HTC.
New Version! Here is why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nezh-OMcoKE
nice one!
i'm looking forward to your "touch pro" review.
keep up the good work!
perhaps you should work out a little to fill out that xs mens shirt and be able to actually break a phone
When you have money to buy a new phone (my third tilt) and break it and brag about it, then you can talk.
so, this means touch pro review is on the way?
antihrist said:
so, this means touch pro review is on the way?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
as long as it preforms like a tilt, then yes.
grandpareza said:
When you have money to buy a new phone (my third tilt) and break it and brag about it, then you can talk.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Oh, so this is like the rest of the garbage on the internet related to "I broke it because I can. If you don't like it, you're too poor."
Get a clue.
What a waste!
I must not be an expert with the needs ot "most" people then. My email works, my text messaging works. The speed is great!
My games work. My GPS works. My TOMTOM works.
My internet - works!
My PHONE - well - that works as well.
I am totally happy.
Now - my battery life - I would like more than a day and a half on it - but... My SONY laptop never gives me more than 2 hours (even with a new battery) - so batteries are batteries.
Some day - I hope to be as good and needy with my phone as you are and THEN I can complain that it fails me.
Bill
grandpareza said:
When you have money to buy a new phone (my third tilt) and break it and brag about it, then you can talk.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Your still a sorry excuse for a man.
My Kaiser works like a champion, far superior to the Iphone I had a few weeks ago......
eskimochaos said:
Your still a sorry excuse for a man.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
haha, if i only cared about some random guys opinion..
Aww, the video's gone.
And I'm going to be buying one this weekend, too.
Did you take the video down so you could refilm it with socks taped to your arms out of spite? Because I would, and then have talked about the tosser who makes fun of somebody online for being small.
Hey lardo, just because he's skinny and you're not doesn't mean you're any less fat and useless.
cbass said:
Did you take the video down so you could refilm it with socks taped to your arms out of spite? Because I would, and then have talked about the tosser who makes fun of somebody online for being small.
Hey lardo, just because he's skinny and you're not doesn't mean you're any less fat and useless.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
lol, no, it was too long. I wanted it to end with me jumping in with the bat. Also, I wanted to add a title.
that vid was fuking hilarious
looking forward to your touch pro one
clicked on link and it said Video is no longer available
all i say. i have i love it.
grandpareza said:
lol, no, it was too long. I wanted it to end with me jumping in with the bat. Also, I wanted to add a title.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I challenge you to knock yourself unconscious with a hammer at the end of the next video. You're not a man if you can't do that.

LOL awesome vid

I don't particularly like apple and their fanboys but this guy takes it to the next level. hahaha one of the best vids I've seen on youtube hands down. Good for laughs
**iPhone 3GS shot and burned**
PS: this is not for iPhone loving folk
Lol!!!
Hahaha!
That is sometinhg I wanna do as a relax therapy
Wicked that was pure revenge
thnx origin81 BRB, i got to shock someone on facebook
*where is the devil icon???
ingerasu said:
thnx origin81 BRB, i got to shock someone on facebook
*where is the devil icon???
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I bet somewhere an apple fanboy is weeping in a corner
Ooh! I did enjoy that!
Thank you. That made my day. I cannot wait to show this to my all things Apple loving brother. The look on his face is going to be priceless.
That's a good on about Apple...LOL
Brilliant!
I think i seen tears welling up in my brothers eyes when he watched it.
Shawn80 said:
I think i seen tears welling up in my brothers eyes when he watched it.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
hAHAHA...
but i do think that is totally a retard job, i think he should have given it to me rather than....
samy.3660 said:
hAHAHA...
but i do think that is totally a retard job, i think he should have given it to me rather than....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Considering how bad the economy is right now. I would have sold that sucker to someone before shooting it. I mean, does he not have bills to pay? Because i have a stack of em.
Well... after seen this video i can consider a good plus to the iphone....
works like a charm... as a BULLSEYE!!!! three shots!!! and the first dont dissasemble it
+ Que PPC said:
Well... after seen this video i can consider a good plus to the iphone....
works like a charm... as a BULLSEYE!!!! three shots!!! and the first dont dissasemble it
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Bang on!!! Actually it does more good to the iphone image than deteriorate it. The first shot does not disassemble it, Man what a quality, i am sure HTC would have been in pieces....
samy.3660 said:
Bang on!!! Actually it does more good to the iphone image than deteriorate it. The first shot does not disassemble it, Man what a quality, i am sure HTC would have been in pieces....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I imagine a HTC of the same dimentions would be the same has to do with velocity
what a damn idiot the guy is...he should've tried the beretta on his left arm...or knee
An HTC user would never do that!!
Only iphoney user could have done that, or even just to gain more publicity...
Anyway I like the way it destroys!!! one shot or 2 or whaetver
All thats left is to do that to ppl from the mac commercials.
LOL
Right up there with this one ...
PC vs MAC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEAGmBRC1dc

My Nexus One loses 3g as I pass through the rings of Saturn

..but I get a weak 3g signal all the way to Pluto if I don't encompass the bottom half of the phone with my fats mitts.
Just sayin'.
Oh, and my screen has a blue-black tint when I turn it off. It doesn't go all the way black.
Just sayin'.
And I think my touchpad holds too much of my finger grease, does yours do that? I don't think the Incredible does. Don't you agree that makes the Nexus One obsolete? Where's the love?
Just sayin'.
And I thought my Nexus One would give my pitiful life some meaning. It's hasn't delivered, and that's been a defect since day one.
Just sayin'.
Just thought I'd add one more useless, inane "bag on the n1" thread. They're vogue, afterall.
Just sayin'.
My thought exactly! !
Is this kind of thread really necessary? I've moved it to off topic for now, drop me a PM if you disagree.
too funny. it seems to me that the nexus one has attracted a lot of "kids" or something who dont have much experience in the world of smartphones, hence the strange rants we see. just my opinion.
Hehe, it ain't bad
But, Off-Topic does seem like a more fit place for it....
RogerPodacter said:
too funny. it seems to me that the nexus one has attracted a lot of "kids" or something who dont have much experience in the world of smartphones, hence the strange rants we see. just my opinion.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Aye, and without using a name I managed to offend someone's sensibilities, because this thread was reported and moved here, even as all of the more inane threads this was meant to parody remain intact.
Your opinion is worth whatever mine is.
egzthunder1 said:
Hehe, it ain't bad
But, Off-Topic does seem like a more fit place for it....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
... and then a multitude of other threads in the Nexus One general area.
...it goes into a boot loop once you get to Uranus....
Daswolven said:
...it goes into a boot loop once you get to Uranus....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
oh my GAWD.... yours does that TOO???
I thought it was just MINE!!!!!
attn1 said:
oh my GAWD.... yours does that TOO???
I thought it was just MINE!!!!!
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Try doing the drop test in it a few more times, HTC purposefully did some a little less than the others to see what effects it would have on the final product.
Always had low signal trouble with those darn rings around Saturn But the rest of the universe is 3GGG!
When's a better phone coming out?
Mine's too slow.
I can't do 4D graphics.
My PC's better.
It doesn't have an HDMI port to connect to my dad's $100,000 dedicated home theatre in the basement.
It doesn't have a stand, making watching some kinds of movies hard to watch.
I want a bluetooth cuz my friend have a gold tooth.
My cat fearz my fone. I am the lord of roadkillz.
When am we getting flying cars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJfpLKhSjJs
u still cant beat the #1 youtube guy's (of getting most subscriber) nexus one.
Im guessing this is why are kids getting nexus one...
'excluding me'
enjoy
Gawd, it sounds as bad as the Leo forum! But, the thousands that don't have problems are the "lucky" or "rare" ones.
douginoz said:
My cat fearz my fone. I am the lord of roadkillz.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I don't think mine's dog proofed right. Big tooth marks are showing up everywhere.
attn1 said:
I don't think mine's dog proofed right. Big tooth marks are showing up everywhere.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I just called Microsoft about these problems and they said reboot, did that help?
JAguirre1231 said:
I just called Microsoft about these problems and they said reboot, did that help?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I tried rebooting 25 1/2 times, and all toothmarks are still there. I even tried pulling the battery out.
attn1 said:
I tried rebooting 25 1/2 times, and all toothmarks are still there. I even tried pulling the battery out.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Does it have the Red Trackball of Death? If so, send it to Apple for repairs.
Is nexus one really that bad? I've been considering getting one. Of course, the legend/desire are making my mouth dr00l.
r3s-rt said:
Is nexus one really that bad? I've been considering getting one. Of course, the legend/desire are making my mouth dr00l.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
l00zer if feel like a f00l when i dr00l over something this c00l. n0T.
[email protected] = FAIL
JAguirre1231 said:
Does it have the Red Trackball of Death? If so, send it to Apple for repairs.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I sent it to Apple, but they returned it with a huge bite!

The populairty of apple explained, despite the 4g

Hey guys i just posted an article on my blog that i thought you may want to read, this is not mindless advertising, im a member and spend alot of my time on the xperia x10 forums, and im an android fanboy.
Heres an exert from my latest blog
"Anyone who lives 150,000,000 miles from the sun has heard of the company known as Apple, but as to why anyone would name a Computer company after a fruit is beyond me. Seriously; its like calling your Brothel "Taco-Hutt" or a photocopy company "nine inch nails" and dont you dare start preaching metaphors at me about how apples are seen as a sign of healthyness or purity Steve Jobs is neither healthy or pure, the douchebag visits the hospital more than a double dialysis patient not to mention his response to any crisis is "your (you; the customer, the one whos always right) doing / holding it wrong!"
And do not get me started on Wozniak the guy looks like he ran the HR department at the Darma Initiative.
So yes, Orange computers in known by all, it is also purchased by all, every Tom, Nick, Sarah, Harry, Muhammad, Hiemlic and Talesh seems to own either an iphone or ipod these days and so we end up with what im coining as the "Avatar-Occurence" ~ where something is so popular for no real justifiable reason but because it is now popular it is bought by more people and it becomes self-perpetualating. ~
So the point im trying to make is that a Popular company isnt neccessarily a good company, look at British Petroleum ffs!
From the stand point of a G33K like me there are 3 things Bananna Computers does; that gets on my tits, grinds my gears, ****s me right off, makes me want to cause a scene and an arms race.
My 3 pet peeves about Pear Computers are
1) The sheer arogance of their Marketting
2) absolutely shoddy product design.
3) PR, so ****! that pedophiles who live near Kindergartens could teach apple how to handle people.""
to read the rest hit up
http://moose.frazer.co.nz/
let me know what you think
this is an anti - apple article btw
...ew it's an apple fanboy...​
...and he doesn't sound British!!!....​
It's an invader!​
I sense 2 thread jackers
htc fan89 said:
I sense 2 thread jackers
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
yeah i think so too
I sense your senses are sensing correctly.
Honestly, I didn't even read the OP lmaoo. I thought Apple and thought ew.
its an anti apple article FYI
... You surely don't like apple (or sound british) Yesterday I went to the grocery store, and this lady was waiting in line. I took a quick glance at what she was holding and it turned out to be a new iPhone 4 right. So after I look away (total time was like 4 Miliseconds) she starts looking at me and then everyone around her as if she was looking for some attention about having the new iPhone..... sheesh..... people.........​
Purple you should have slapped some sense into the woman, Get it Sense (Htc Sense)
iphone people think they have the best phones ever
THEY DON'T
I like OPs post
very true and funny and even more BRITISH
htc fan89 said:
Purple you should have slapped some sense into the woman, Get it Sense (Htc Sense)
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Well..... my Nexus does'nt have sense.....
PurpleSmurfLlama said:
Well..... my Nexus does'nt have sense.....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
you can download the desire rom on it....
Zac.Santer said:
you can download the desire rom on it....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
It's not rooted and im not planning on rooting for a while.
PurpleSmurfLlama said:
It's not rooted and im not planning on rooting for a while.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
when i got mine i rooted straight away
it was fun
If I had one I'd root it right out of the box.
G1BRICKED said:
If I had one I'd root it right out of the box.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
just like I did
You're a smart kid. Now move aside and let the adults talk (lmaoo xD)
Guns don't hurt people. People hurt people.
G1BRICKED said:
You're a smart kid. Now move aside and let the adults talk (lmaoo xD)
Guns don't hurt people. People hurt people.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
oh now i wish i didn't tell you my age
i trusted you people
sniff sniff lol

Categories

Resources