No fap(jerkoff) December! - Off-topic

Basically you can't fap (jerkoff) the whole month of December! It's a test to see who can stand the pain!
Let me know if your in!
-If your in just update about once a week to tell if your still in, or your out.
Losers will be listed in RED
List of Participants
twitch153
MacaronyMax
westicle
flyboyovyick
Alex530
jaszek
Frizzanko
Master™
AdrianK
tookewl4skewl
souljaboy
C0mpu13rFr34k
blkout01
Qazz~
shr
westicle
Tallyphillips
kyouko
sirphunkee
silkuze

cashyftw said:
Basically you can't fap (jerkoff) the whole month of December! It's a test to see who can stand the pain!
Let me know if your in!
-If your in just update about once a week to tell if your still in, or your out.
Losers will be listed in RED
List of Participants
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What is this buzz about?

shr said:
What is this buzz about?
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Basically no jerking off for a whole month! Lol too see who the real men are
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Put me in red I lost.

Chalup said:
Put me in red I lost.
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It's the 28th of November

Haha lmao at this thread

Chalup said:
Put me in red I lost.
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lol da**, you were out before it started! ahhah
MacaronyMax said:
Haha lmao at this thread
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+1

cashyftw said:
Basically no jerking off for a whole month! Lol too see who the real men are
Sent from the speed demon
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How does this mean you're a real man?
This sounds terrible. After two weeks, you'll be so snippy!
FAP ON!

Haha jezz it doesn't start until december 1st! So fap all you want until then!
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Are we allowed to have someone do it for us

MacaronyMax said:
Are we allowed to have someone do it for us
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I was just thinking that... (not thinking *about* that, mind)

Haha nope, that counts as stroking!
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cashyftw said:
Haha nope, that counts as stroking!
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No stroking either?!

Come on guys really?! Lmao This is just an odd thread!

twitch153 said:
Come on guys really?! Lmao This is just an odd thread!
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I take it your not up to the challenge then

Funniest thread ever!!
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MacaronyMax said:
Quote: I take it your not up to the challenge then
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.....Bring it trick!

What about have someone do it... with no hands?...

vmiguel said:
What about have someone do it... with no hands?...
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Good question! I'm in for this...lol
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i'm in!
i will try my best

Related

Answer The Question Above

make questions for the person below to answer, so answer the question then make another question for the person below!!
to get to know each other that bit more!!
What colour is your hair?
Brown
Where do you live?
Sent from a proud EVO owner!
Southampton
What OS does your phone run?
WinMo 6.5.5.5.5.1
What did I just say?
M_T_M said:
WinMo 6.5.5.5.5.1
What did I just say?
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You said "WinMo 6.5.5.5.5.1"
What ROM am I using? *Hint: My Sig*
Oh no!, another of this threads....
Check my signature
What Device you have?
orb3000 said:
Check my signature
What Device you have?
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banned for not answering his question... Ooops wrong thread
I have a Hero
Who's your favourite food?
MacaronyMax said:
banned for not answering his question... Ooops wrong thread
I have a Hero
Who's your favourite food?
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Pizza
How tall are you?
5ft 8"
About anyway
Do you think that's tall or small
MacaronyMax said:
5ft 8"
About anyway
Do you think that's tall or small
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...Small
I am 12 inches.. Oh wait, I mean 5ft 11
Master™ said:
...Small
I am 12 inches.. Oh wait, I mean 5ft 11
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Question?? LOL Just got that 12" part
Will you post a question next time?
Master™ said:
...Small
I am 12 inches.. Oh wait, I mean 5ft 11
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Banned for not asking a question
I'm 6' 3"
Do you get annoyed by trick or treaters?
Yes
Do you like Nachos?
Yes I do.
Who's your favorite author?
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westicle said:
Yes I do.
Who's your favorite author?
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The Kat n' the Hat guy.. IDk
What's your favorite brand?
hTC all the way!
What is your dream country to go on vacation?
Master™ said:
The Kat n' the Hat guy.. IDk
What's your favorite brand?
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South Africa, met a girl online and want to see if shes real.
What do you drive
Umm... the bus
Where is the banana in my avatar from?!
from a banana tree
Do you like clowns?
Mr. Clown said:
from a banana tree
Do you like clowns?
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Wrong, rejected cartoons
Depends...most clowns, yes. But THAT clown above me...makes me kind of not like clowns.
Favorite dessert?

[Q] How do you say the word "Monster"

Is it (Mon-ster) or (Mun-ster)?
Correct pronounciation is "Mother-in-Law"
Burko said:
Correct pronounciation is "Mother-in-Law"
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WIN.
Also I see wut you did thar.
Who says 'munster'?
AdrianK said:
Who says 'munster'?
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Me
10char.
For me its "Ex-Wife" still. (yup it really was that bad)
But.. I say "Mon-ster"
Munster was the silly 50's television show that was trying to rip off the Adam's family. (But I liked it just the same.)
.. or a really great cheese.
Monster, Like it's spelt
Burko said:
Correct pronounciation is "Mother-in-Law"
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You just won the internet.
MacaronyMax said:
Monster, Like it's spelt
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liar you say it mounstaer, you brit ass
Monstruo
JimJam707 said:
Me
10char.
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Why?
orb3000 said:
Monstruo
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Orb's really thrown a spanner in the works there!
I say monster. Munster is a type of cheese.
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On Topic:
I say it like this, "Monster!!!"
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Like my sig JimmyJammy?
Master™ said:
On Topic:
I say it like this, "Monster!!!"
Off Topic:
Like my sig JimmyJammy?
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I just stole your stolen sig
Master™ said:
On Topic:
I say it like this, "Monster!!!"
Off Topic:
Like my sig JimmyJammy?
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I love your sig.
The person who made that must a good looking chap.
MacaronyMax said:
I just stole your stolen sig
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Oh no you didn't! hahah
MONster.
That is all.
Depends on which ex-wife I'm talking about!

Confessions

http://youtu.be/EJ-y5k9qJBU
I am he. Alan was never banned from the vibrant forums. I just made a look-alike accounts. It got banned http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=3976767
Had yalls foo too. Figured I should confess cuz everyone thinks alan is "SO AWESOME" since his few recent threads. Yea, all me!
I was also the fake macaronymax that only max noticed. AKA "MacaroryMax". Yup, r instead of n. Look closer people.
Theres a few others. But i'd rather not tell you who/when they were around and how you reacted.
Good post. I have a confession to make to... I have no idea if it was a good post or not. Web page not foouuunnnnddddd
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deliriousDroid said:
Good post. I have a confession to make to... I have no idea if it was a good post or not. Web page not foouuunnnnddddd
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Awwww. I givez u da cookiez.
Nobody cares that I care to confess?
WHAT??????????????''''
idavid_ said:
WHAT??????????????''''
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Yes yes, no cameras please. Its true.
wait, what?!
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Purple Drama Llama said:
http://youtu.be/EJ-y5k9qJBU
I am he. Alan was never banned from the vibrant forums. I just made a look-alike accounts. It got banned http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=3976767
Had yalls foo too. Figured I should confess cuz everyone thinks alan is "SO AWESOME" since his few recent threads. Yea, all me!
I was also the fake macaronymax that only max noticed. AKA "MacaroryMax". Yup, r instead of n. Look closer people.
Theres a few others. But i'd rather not tell you who/when they were around and how you reacted.
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XD XD Well played lama, well played haha I had thought I saw posts that I hadn't even posted... then I spotted it ... Also congrats on the Alan thing You had me fooled : D
MacaronyMax said:
XD XD Well played lama, well played haha I had thought I saw posts that I hadn't even posted... then I spotted it ... Also congrats on the Alan thing You had me fooled : D
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Thanks Max
Now I gotta talk to sushi and twitch about a certain puppy.....
Purple Drama Llama said:
Thanks Max
Now I gotta talk to sushi and twitch about a certain puppy.....
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(Sushi xD xD)
haha awesome, What puppy is this?
MacaronyMax said:
(Sushi xD xD)
haha awesome, What puppy is this?
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Mmmmm.... iPad 2 guy who thought it was a Xoom (twitch or sushi cant remember who fell for it?). That was the best ever one.
Purple Drama Llama said:
Mmmmm.... iPad 2 guy who thought it was a Xoom (twitch or sushi cant remember who fell for it?). That was the best ever one.
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XD hahahaha That was you too! Hahahah Both did i think That's great! XD
wait so your twitch152 also???
T.C.P said:
wait so your twitch152 also???
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I think that's hus xD
MacaronyMax said:
I think that's hus xD
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sure it was him *evil laugh*
T.C.P said:
sure it was him *evil laugh*
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Hahaha It was you then xD
MacaronyMax said:
Hahaha It was you then xD
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well since this is a confession thread, then yes it is me, i also got a fake husam one and 2 more that i troll with
T.C.P said:
well since this is a confession thread, then yes it is me, i also got a fake husam one and 2 more that i troll with
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Haahah I think I know the othha one Black something? xD
MacaronyMax said:
Haahah I think I know the othha one Black something? xD
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shhhhh it max
T.C.P said:
shhhhh it max
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Hahaha Sure xD

Royal Wedding.

Days off
xD haha yeah, Had Monday off, got friday off and next Monday lulz
I had Monday AND Tuesday off xD
I've only been at school two days this week olol
is that wedding really a big deal??
oh is it actually off for you guys?? nothing is happening down under, yet
lucky people :O
the establishment made the people have a day or two off to better sympathize with them , typical trick of a corrupt system in trouble , but i guess its still better than handing out sweets with the "royal" family posing on it
T.C.P said:
is that wedding really a big deal??
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Nope, It's just it's now counted as a National holiday or something, I'm not going to complain
ClementNg23 said:
oh is it actually off for you guys?? nothing is happening down under, yet
lucky people :O
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Having trouble knowing if you're talking about the wedding or something else entirely
DirkGently1 said:
Having trouble knowing if you're talking about the wedding or something else entirely
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lmao"!!!
Hopefully this sh*t is almost over ...
The monarchy is dead, funny to see how desperate they try to pull himself out of the mud ...
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But I am glad that you get free a few days .
DirkGently1 said:
Having trouble knowing if you're talking about the wedding or something else entirely
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lol was talking about the wedding and Australia...
next time i'll use a bit less slangs
Its on now
Here comes the queen
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JimJam707 said:
Its on now
Here comes the queen
Sent from my CM7 Blade
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Dude It's Friday!!!!!
MacaronyMax said:
Dude It's Friday!!!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
idavid_ said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
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Why would you do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????? the paiin!
idavid_ said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
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It would be so funny if this went off someone's phone in the royal wedding.
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MacaronyMax said:
Why would you do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
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I'm really sorry Max That was devil's work, not mine!!! Sorry for all the pain and suffer
idavid_ said:
I'm really sorry Max That was devil's work, not mine!!! Sorry for all the pain and suffer
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Hahaha Apology accepted
webstar1 said:
It would be so funny if this went off someone's phone in the royal wedding.
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Hahahaha
AND, they lived happily ever after!!!! what a gorgeous ending

Dirks Back!

I saw him with my own two eyes....
In our time of need a great hero has returned to light our path through the darkness.... The prophecy has been fulfilled!
Welcome back mate.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Welcome back Dirk
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conantroutman said:
I saw him with my own two eyes....
In our time of need a great hero has returned to light our path through the darkness.... The prophecy has been fulfilled!
Welcome back mate.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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What are you drinking CTM!!??
Stay away from 'shrooms
EDIT: OMGFRUFCGRBBQ!!! he has comeback!!!!!
hide the women, hide the children!!!
M_T_M said:
What are you drinking CTM!!??
Stay away from 'shrooms
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Meh, you can't get good shrooms anymore since they stopped selling them online for "research purposes"... Stupid government.....
But it's true.... I saw him... He's here... You'll see.... You'll all see.....
Proof. http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=25678116
I'm not crazy.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
wait a minute!!!! he shows up and one of the Beastie Boys dies!!!
Where, where, where is the Great One
OT hasn't been the same
missed you man
boborone said:
Where, where, where is the Great One
OT hasn't been the same
missed you man
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I've probably scared him away again....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
M_T_M said:
wait a minute!!!! he shows up and one of the Beastie Boys dies!!!
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U son of a b*tch dirk!!!
LOL jk
Going to hell now
Also where are you dirk?!?!?!
conantroutman said:
I've probably scared him away again....
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conantroutman said:
probably scared him away again....
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conantroutman said:
scared him away again....
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conantroutman said:
him away again....
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conantroutman said:
away again....
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conantroutman said:
again....
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conantroutman said:
again
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conantroutman said:
again
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conantroutman said:
again
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conantroutman said:
again
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conantroutman said:
again
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At least now we know why he left in the first place.
Archer said:
At least now we know why he left in the first place.
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hahahahahahahhaa
Sorry, you are limited to 8 thanks per day
ctm, you bastard
I have no idea who you are Dirk, but welcome back! Love your threads.
Sent from my coffee pot.
boborone said:
hahahahahahahhaa
Sorry, you are limited to 8 thanks per day
ctm, you bastard
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Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
boborone said:
hahahahahahahhaa
Sorry, you are limited to 8 thanks per day
ctm, you bastard
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I like how we can insult senior mods
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You called me a loooh-zeeeer last week, remember ?
davidrules7778 said:
I like how we can insult senior mods
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Pfft....haters gonna hate!
M_T_M said:
wait a minute!!!! he shows up and one of the Beastie Boys dies!!!
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There's a silver lining to every dark cloud.......... rip MCA.
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davidrules7778 said:
I like how we can insult senior mods
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no insult, just saying
Replace
Kyle - ctm
Kenny - Dirk
M_T_M said:
You called me a loooh-zeeeer last week, remember ?
Pfft....haters gonna hate!
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yes i do
And your point
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no insult, just saying
Replace
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None of us really mean it
Or do we ?
Archer said:
At least now we know why he left in the first place.
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OMFG, Hahahaha! Best post ever! I'll mail you the diploma!

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