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Soooo.....

I was typing a response to someone just a few minutes ago when I went to hit the back button, and glazed past my post count.. I didn't realize I had anywhere near the 2ks
But it was 2,400 exactly
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Note: I may be having a blonde moment, but I am not blonde.. I guess you 'could' call it a master or dumb moment? lol
Oh, on another note.. Isn't my name genius?!

Good job...
Is your name pronounced mast-er or mas-ter?

urbanengine1 said:
Good job...
Is your name pronounced mast-er or mas-ter?
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Uhm.. I believe it is mas-ta

Ah... the ta really adds to the feel

urbanengine1 said:
Ah... the ta really adds to the feel
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Completely.!

Im 2 posts away from 100... and being a senior member...
So you can see why im doing this.

urbanengine1 said:
Im 2 posts away from 100... and being a senior member...
So you can see why im doing this.
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I think senior member is 150 posts..

You kidding me!!! Purple drama llama lied
What does it say (im on my phone)

urbanengine1 said:
You kidding me!!! Purple drama llama lied
What does it say (im on my phone)
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It says that the Llama club sucks..
(Senior Memb)

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U should join the llama haters group... we gonna have a cod war
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Master™ said:
It says that the Llama club sucks..
(Senior Memb)
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Yeah, join the anti llama interest group. We are here to protect xda from the evil llamas.

Congrats

altae said:
Yeah, join the anti llama interest group. We are here to protect xda from the evil llamas.
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wtf? lol
10 char

sooo...
i have more than 1000 posts now
before i join the off topic i had about 50

husam666 said:
sooo...
i have more than 1000 posts now
before i join the off topic i had about 50
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Haha congrats

Post up your whip! - Car

Here's mine nothing special
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@vanessaem why you keep editing my op

When I see an open parking spot, I'll take a photo.

Sent From The Brain Of The Magic Man Through His Nerves, Into His Muscles, To His Fingers And Onto The Magical Screen Of The Vibrant.

lmao! that is a classic!

Just another civic...
since I crashed at the racetrack, the kits, grill and hood are gone...

nice civic!

Damn, nice Mugen.

Here are mine... I drive the ranger every day, the super duty is for hauling heavy **** and the DRZ-400SM/ 1967 Fairlane are for fun!

My whaaa?
myy.....

nice ^^^^ come on y'all how you ridin

Taken directly from the library downtown today That's my government supplied whip.
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

MacaronyMax said:
My whaaa?
myy.....
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There is only one whip here on XDA and that is mine!

twitch153 said:
Taken directly from the library downtown today That's my government supplied whip.
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
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im feelin that lol!

fleurdelisxliv said:
im feelin that lol!
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It's only $1.75 to go inside a bum infested piece of metal Plus if you weren't a minority you'll be stared down and looked at like an abnormality
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

Supercalifragilisticoespialidoso
Supercalifragilisticoespialidoso

Does this count as a whip?:

TheRomMistress said:
There is only one whip here on XDA and that is mine!
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haha xD
So guys... seriously... Is it American for something? I guess car... Or ride?

devolvix said:
Does this count as a whip?:
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oh yea buddy thats my next purchase!

MacaronyMax said:
haha xD
So guys... seriously... Is it American for something? I guess car... Or ride?
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yes! whip is what you drive or ride not somthin from spartacus lol!

No more friday!!!

rebecca black friday video is finally off youtube
we shall all remember this day as the greatest in the whole world
however you can still watch the death metal version here if you want

next to go should be all of them bloody bieber's videos!

Man I really loved that song. She is a lyrical genius.

Posted this last week..
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Worth posting again as lulz worthy as it is.

DirkGently1 said:
Worth posting again as lulz worthy as it is.
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We should be thanking her hahaa

DirkGently1 said:
Worth posting again as lulz worthy as it is.
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I thought it was blocked in your country only lol

m1l4droid said:
Why did she took it off YouTube? I've read that she was determined to keep it.
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From what i was reading today it was because of an on-going disagreement with the boutique record producer that made the song/video. There are issues over merchandising rights/licensing etc.
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/Rebecca...t-Infringement-Ark-Music-Cost,news-11554.html
Whatever though, it's a phyric victory for all internet dwellers, everywhere!

so back to lemonpaty lol

Who the ****s Rebecca Black?

flyboyovyick said:
Who the ****s Rebecca Black?
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do you even live in this world?

I lol'd and then listened to the rest

flyboyovyick said:
Who the ****s Rebecca Black?
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Good Lord, I hope nobody ****s her. Humanity does not need that aberrant abomination to give birth to an offspring.

sakai4eva said:
Good Lord, I hope nobody ****s her. Humanity does not need that aberrant abomination to give birth to an offspring.
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dude, you seriously misunderstood him, or playing dumb, he was asking who is rebecca black, not who does her!!

husam666 said:
dude, you seriously misunderstood him, or playing dumb, he was asking who is rebecca black, not who does her!!
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I think that that guy up there is just sarcastic

You understand me. That's wonderful. Now join the mafia.

Random avatar thread

Okay, so the time has come for me to get a new avatar. Some newb recently started using the same pic as me and serious cat is NOT amused! I, on the other hand, don't mind.
However, I've now decided that it's time for a change, so the question is, "I can has new cat face?"
Basically, it's the random image thread but it's for avatars, and I'm gonna use my favourite one that you lot post, cos I'm too lazy to scour the interwebs for mine own.
PS. It doesn't have to be a cat.

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My avatar on a different forum.

Obvious JCM's Avatar is obvious........
It will be a sad day to see that one disapear......
That avatar has been like an XDA landmark for me since I joined "back in the day".
Who is this n00b? point him out and I'll slip the admins a few boiled sweets to make him "disapear"......
You can always take Cap'n Pancakes off my hands if you want.....

M_T_M said:
The Jewish Children's Museum has an avatar?
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TA-DA.................

conantroutman said:
TA-DA.................
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I sincerely think I'd be a fool to continue looking!

conantroutman said:
Obvious JCM's Avatar is obvious........
It will be a sad day to see that one disapear......
That avatar has been like an XDA landmark for me since I joined "back in the day".
Who is this n00b? point him out and I'll slip the admins a few boiled sweets to make him "disapear"......
You can always take Cap'n Pancakes off my hands if you want.....
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Check him out - bold as brass!
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=14304632&postcount=11

10 characters

Well, he's going. It's a sad day, but serious cat will live on. I'm posting him simultaneously on here, G+, Facebook and Twitter so that all shall see his splendour.
Live well & live long, serious cat.

Farewell serious cat.........
You will be missed

????????
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Hey, how about this. Inspired by M_T_M. Well not him obviously but by his 'Huh?' pic. Anybody recognise it?:

Ebooks for your Android devices

What Ebooks you want to download on your Android device?

Already have the next Terry Pratchett Discworld book on pre-order. (Kindle Edition for my phone, of course!)
iirc it's a City Watch story, which are the best ones.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse.And Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch is on holiday in the pleasant and innocent countryside, but not for him a mere body in the wardrobe. There are many, many bodies and an ancient crime more terrible than murder.He is out of his jurisdiction, out of his depth, out of bacon sandwiches, and occasionally snookered and out of his mind, but never out of guile. Where there is a crime there must be a finding, there must be a chase and there must be a punishment. They say that in the end all sins are forgiven.But not quite all... "

I generally dl the one's I want to read......
Ba dum tshhhhh......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
I generally dl the one's I want to read......
Ba dum tshhhhh......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Lol
I will assume for now that with a name like 'Droidlibrary' and with it being his first post, this guy is probably trying to peddle copies of ebooks?
Or am i just an old cynic?

DirkGently1 said:
Lol
I will assume for now that with a name like 'Droidlibrary' and with it being his first post, this guy is probably trying to peddle copies of ebooks?
Or am i just an old cynic?
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Good catch!
DIRK Y U NO MODERATOR??
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Good catch!
DIRK Y U NO MODERATOR??
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Lol, i'm too soft to moderate...
This is me:
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This is what i'd need to be:
..and i'd need the arm strength for this:
..or this:

Boy kills man. Amazing book. <3.
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I want an ebook. Can you get "The poop that took a pee"?

johncmolyneux said:
I want an ebook. Can you get "The poop that took a pee"?
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I have the pop up version. Bit messy though.....
Dirk, I can assure you that after witnessing some of the absolute fail that permeates this place the hulk would be no match for you. (And that's just OT )
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....