Steve Jobs New Year's Resolution - Off-topic

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I'm sorry, but I think we should have a poll here who does and doesn't read either Engadet or Gizmodo or both. I see many articles just pasted here, as if we didn't read them already.

jaszek said:
I'm sorry, but I think we should have a poll here who does and doesn't read either Engadet or Gizmodo or both. I see many articles just pasted here, as if we didn't read them already.
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+1
Haven't done that in a loooong while. It gets old if I read it in Engadget/Gizmodo, then Gizmodo/Engadget picks it up, THEN someone posts it in XDA.

oh if it was like that , too bad jobs is busy hunting for dna altering life extension technologies and making experiments on stolen babies , and worshiping an owl somewhere between , like all the rich devils

man... people REALLY hate Apple here don't they...
come on guys, Apple has, um, garageband?
YES GARAGEBAND

urbanengine1 said:
man... people REALLY hate Apple here don't they...
come on guys, Apple has, um, garageband?
YES GARAGEBAND
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I think you mean: apple is GarbageBin

@OP I love your sig

11) Make iPhone 5. Completely "forget" antenna this time.

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Wow 1000+ people viewing Dev & Hack

What a kick ass community
I wonder how many people we need to form a pseudo country?? Then we could:
Join the UN
Enter the Olympics
Announce Marshall Law
Offer official qualifications from XDA-Dev
Others???
mikechannon said:
Shhhh Let's declare
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UDI !!!​
Mike​
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Sure, but what am I gonna do with a Universal Disk Image in XDA Land?
Dave
mikechannon said:
I'd suggest using it to slice you're way out of the straight-jacket.
Mike
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I don't need to slice my way out.
I can escape on my own, how do you think I am able to get on here so often, I couldn't wait on a UDI's forever?
i emember when i joined and it was about 150 viewig there and 10 viewing hermes mobile
then it went 400 dev and hacking and about 400 between the kaise forums
and now its 800 there and 600 in diamond
how times change...
Rory
mikechannon said:
Very true. I remember those quieter days - a very different place altogether. Yet we are only talking 1 to 2 years ago that the numbers were in the tens where now they are in the hundreds.
Mike
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heh, make that thousands...
ahh how times change, I haven't been here that long but already feel like it's time for me to flame noobs for starting threads to ask silly questions
Anyway, what kind of fun can we have with 1000+ people online at once??
Over 1000 views and only 100 thank you's. Priceless!

Lol! Admin pwning normal user. All mods and admins must see this!!!!

I saw this picture and I was like then then then
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Tell me what you think
AndroidNoobie said:
I saw this picture and I was like then then then
Tell me what you think
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This has been posted in the mod forums a few times over the years, always makes me laugh
Dave
Lol
I had that emoticon for my messenger but very small
It´s very funny!
mods in general piss me off, admins I've never really met
LOL...that's one tuff admin
rorytmeadows said:
mods in general piss me off, admins I've never really met
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We know where you live!​
... and you can forget that invite to the Mods Ball​
Mike
mikechannon said:
We know where you live!​
... and you can forget that invite to the Mods Ball​
Mike
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Classic
not necessarily you!!!
just the ones that never turn the other way on correcting people
rorytmeadows said:
not necessarily you!!!
just the ones that never turn the other way on correcting people
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Agh ok - in that case I can sell you their names and addresses along with recommendations for best quality local hit men.
Mike

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Oh yeah. I know the red curve is a bit off, but hey, what do you expect from an 11 year old?!?
VercettiM said:
Oh yeah. I know the red curve is a bit off, but hey, what do you expect from an 11 year old?!?
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Perfection goddamnit
Sent from my SilverBullet 'HTCDesireZ running CM7'
Nice
Sent from my E15i using XDA App
VercettiM said:
but hey, what do you expect from an 11 year old?!?
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The best. Being a photographer, and when I used to visit a photo forum (lets just say the biggest) I hated it when people said I'm X years old. Because you are 12 that means you can suck in your work and have people praise you for it? I always loved to point out what the young people did wrong in their photos, and many of them quit. I remember being a photo noob, but I wanted people to tell me what is wrong with my work and try to improve on it. Now get back in paint and make those curves perfectly round.

9GAG Creations Thread

So, have you ever created something cool and/or funny for 9GAG?
I have recently started to come up with some stuff, check it out if you're interested
I'm curious if there are more creative 9GAG fans around at xda!
My Profile
Warning: Please stay on-topic or it will be reported to one of the mods, thank you very much
inb4 flame war....
Let us stay on topic please .
Cheers,
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Archer said:
Edit: Thread cleansed so I'll remove quote and response
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Thank you very much Archer and M_T_M.
I really don't want to start a flame thread or anything.
I'm genuinly serious, although I can imagine that some people are less 'fond' of it
atticus182 said:
Thank you very much Archer and M_T_M.
I really don't want to start a flame thread or anything.
I'm genuinly serious, although I can imagine that some people are less 'fond' of it
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Two things:
Click it don't say it
and...as OP of this thread I will make you responsible of the content displayed here...so, make sure you post a notice on the OP about keeping this clean anough for teh wee ones...capische?
Damn. Looks like I missed some fun.
Same here
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Never posted anything on 9gag, but some of the stuff is funny. I will be honest, the ones you mad were not that funny.
Here's one of my creations
http://9gag.com/gag/1810627
This site is literally turning into /b/
Mother of god...

WikiLeaks confirms CIA hacking MObilie Devices

SO i was browsing through internet and i came across the mobile security is just a joke and can be bypoassed by #CIA#
This is the youtube link that i am talking about.
So aren't we safe anymore. What is XDA doing in terms of Securing a Device.
TESTING? ROMS?MODS?
Its an issue and i would love to hear it from the Tech Giants.
Thanks
Sawan Bhan
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SO i was browsing through internet and i came across the mobile security is just a joke and can be bypoassed by #CIA#
This is the youtube link that i am talking about.
So aren't we safe anymore. What is XDA doing in terms of Securing a Device.
TESTING? ROMS?MODS?
Its an issue and i would love to hear it from the Tech Giants.
Thanks
Sawan Bhan
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Here's what I do:
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Now I know that seems a bit extreme, but I'm working on a full body suit too. You can never have enough protection. :good:
I don't live in the U.S., so I just keep a lot of CIA memes on my phone and taunt them, since they can't touch me.
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Darth said:
I don't live in the U.S., so I just keep a lot of CIA memes on my phone and taunt them, since they can't touch me.
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Or... txtmessage and Facebook and WhatsApp all your friends the name of your new cat called ISIS will draw their attention too :laugh:

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