Howdy yall - Off-topic

Hey everyone,
I just wanted to say hi and give a big thank you to the community, particularly the Captivate people. Yall have saved me waaaaay too many times to count, and I feel like it's time for me to start being more active around here.

Don't feel too pressured to post. I didn't till I waw here for about 6 months. Welcome anyway. So where in Tx you from?

i'll tell ya what, im glad yall peeps comin visit off topic

souljaboy said:
i'll tell ya what, im glad yall peeps comin visit off topic
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now you just wait right there sonny boy, I've got half a mind to saddle up and mozy on over yonder to where ever in blasted dang ole you be from and give yer footin tootsie good howdy from this here six shooter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vud3URDXeL8

oh yeah, well just the other day I saw a godumn big fella post 'n xda... I sh*t you not, dogum thing just up and saddle up and mozy on over yonder to a sonny boy whoeva for what musta been from 300 miles. Tell you what, I aint never seen no six shooter givin howdy before, heeeehaaaa I'm 'bout to shotgun me a beer!

holy cow
hahahaha
that's the most butchered I've ever heard an impersonation on a texan as ever man. That's worse than when I met my French brother in law. Did you watch John Wayne and King of the the Hill, think you know Texans now? ahhahhahah
All in good fun man that was great

lol i ya kno it was bad
btw remove dot and thats how the embed goes
[YOUTUBE]viXEk0cNq8s[./YOUTUBE]

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new born....

im a new born here hope im welcome this home
"new born"???!!! Welcome!
Welcome
From topic i thought you'd just had a baby "Congratulations"
yeah i think that too!
Hahahaha welcome to XDA Developers dude.
Congratulations!!!! You are a girl!!!!
ehh?
congrats you are a girl? dont understand...
+ Que PPC said:
congrats you are a girl? dont understand...
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Lol...
Doctor (or nurse): "congratulations, it's a girl!"
derekwilkinson said:
Lol...
Doctor (or nurse): "congratulations, it's a girl!"
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Derek,
Don't try and explain it you'll only confuse us all, if it doesn't include Win-Mo we're lost
Peace.
Congrads dude! Welcome home! LOL
stylez said:
Derek,
Don't try and explain it you'll only confuse us all, if it doesn't include Win-Mo we're lost
Peace.
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I don't know if any of you are familiar with Triumph the insult dog (looks like a doberman puppet with a cigar in his mouth). There was an epiode where he went to a star wars movie premier and started "interviewing" (insulting) the poor nerds in costume. My favorite one was an interview with a pregnant lady. Where he asked how many months along the little nerd was, to which she responded with her due date...classic line (which reminded me of your quote)
"So that's the last time he'll ever see female genetalia"
anyway...here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugk37TvIR8E
Congratulations
stylez said:
Derek,
Don't try and explain it you'll only confuse us all, if it doesn't include Win-Mo we're lost
Peace.
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LOL
You are right!!!
telegraph0000 said:
I don't know if any of you are familiar with Triumph the insult dog (looks like a doberman puppet with a cigar in his mouth). There was an epiode where he went to a star wars movie premier and started "interviewing" (insulting) the poor nerds in costume. My favorite one was an interview with a pregnant lady. Where he asked how many months along the little nerd was, to which she responded with her due date...classic line (which reminded me of your quote)
"So that's the last time he'll ever see female genetalia"
anyway...here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugk37TvIR8E
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not the topic here
the part that i cant understand is: YOU are a girl....
must be: IS a girl!!!
maybe you can go post your photo at the other thread lol
Hey there! I'm new here too! Do you have a WinMo phone or a *drool* Android?
Welcome to xda and have fun!!
What is with this forum??? This guy doesn't even look like he's seriously gonna post anything on this forum.

I Miss Detroit.

I moved to Chicago in August and I HATE IT!
Who has advice for someone who's 4'11 almost 4'12 and wants to do FootBall in HS.
Miliz91 YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO REPLY TO ANYTHING ON THIS THREAD!
I'm both shocked and appalled by your threat...
But...ok...I'll mind my own business somewhere else..
No I was kidding old man I love you come back please!? A=And see seeee. I took your advice and started a New Thread. Now tell me how I can grow for FootBall.
G1BRICKED said:
No I was kidding old man I love you come back please!? A=And see seeee. I took your advice and started a New Thread. Now tell me how I can grow for FootBall.
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You heightless teenager.....Start doing more impact type exercising such as basquetball, soccer and just plain running to promote growth hormones balanced with a diet rich on calcium.
You big-word-using-old-man! Talk slow.
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=improve+growth+and+height
Smarty pants =P
You know I'm just kidding with you when i call you old right?
As long as you don't get all mushy, mushy with me....yes I know
Aww! Gimmie a hugg!
No!! I refuse....I'm out hommie...going home!!
You can't use Homie. You're too old.
G1BRICKED said:
I moved to Chicago in August and I HATE IT!
Who has advice for someone who's 4'11 almost 4'12 and wants to do FootBall in HS.
Miliz91 YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO REPLY TO ANYTHING ON THIS THREAD!
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duh...u mean almost 5'
seems u have been knocked around playing football quite a bit

And now, I thank you! =]

Well, this week has been fun with XDA. From my bans, to my sneaking back in, to me being caught, to everything. I'm just glad I have such great friends that've always had my back and always been there for me helping me along my path of teenagehood. Let's keep it gangsta as I give thanks to those who's presence I enjoy.
First and foremost;
I would like to thank:
@Official_Drizzy & @enatefox for being married people who have wives and kids and can't talk to other women because their married. BEING MARRIED SUCKS!
@Lalo for making me the #imppimp I am.
@Mom & @Dad for having me.
@M_T_M for always being there for me and being an amazing friend and a great person who always helped me out and helped me stay in line when I was being the bad boy I am.
@Mr Clown for doing the same and always being there to help me deal with M_T_M almost leaving. We were all greatly effected by this, but he helped me out a lot. Una grande familia.
@PurpleLlamaLover for being the first person to put my post in his sig. Also, for asking about my cat fluffy who died in an accident *wink wink*
@Ubnub82 for letting me use his account to talk to the Mods to try and get my account back when I was banned. I'm definitely gonna try to go to Detroit to meet up with you bro.
@Protomanez for calling me a bad boy when FallenSpartan subliminally said he banned me.
@FallenSpartan for banning me. Taught me a lesson. And dude, I have nothing against you, I hope it's okay with you if we cans still be cool.
@nebenezer for acting like he cared when hilaireg said he'd banned me for one year and permanently.
@hilaireg for making me look like a bad bad boy infront of all the Off-Topic people. Stop banning me for a year, your gonna hurt my feelings.
@djteotancolis for being the person who made it obvious to people that I was using a sock puppet account to still be on XDA. Thanks a lot man.
@egzthunder1 for really saving my dumb booty (from ORD . I promise to be a good bad boy.
@orb3000 for being one of the first people to talk to me in the Off-Topic Forums and Thread.
@Flar for making this amazing website that I waste most of my day on.
@Cyanogen for being a great developer who has yet to leave the G1. Thanks a lot man.
@Haykuro for all the hard work he has put into the G1 and the myTouch 3G.
@ChiefzReloaded for making all the great ROMs I love.
@KiNgkLicK for also making great ROMs and picking up where Drizzy left off.
@XxKOLOHExX for being a loser I can talk to when I wake up at 4am and can't sleep.
@Jaguirre1231 for being a great person, leaving, and coming back and being mean.
@JesusFreke for being one of the first devs for the G1 and helping make the first Android ROMs.
@Koush for making the ROM Manager App that really helps when I need something to fall back on.
@Amon_Ra for making the greatest Recovery Image ever, the Amon_Ra Recovery Image 1.7.0 for the HTC Dream. Helped with a lot of things when I needed it.
@HTCClay for always being someone I could talk to when I need help with Religion or just life.
@Domenukk for being the first person to let me to test out a ROM. myTouch Slide Port Alpha. Made me wait almost 2 days lmaoo.
@Ace42 for being the first person to let me test out Themes. Espresso for ManUp's 1.5 Eclair.
@Manup for making the first real Android 2.1 ROM for the G1, all the great themes, and all the hard work.
@Zac.Santer for being easy to find. XDA/Off-Topic/Three Word Story. Loll.
*This is not it. I'll Update more as time passes. If you're someone I've talked to, even one, let me know so I can add you.
@Mariah Carey for being so fiine!
@Kimi_Chu for being a good friend and in my eyes, a flirty little cougar.
@+ Que PPC for being one of those funny people who could always brighten up a serious mood and who was a daredevil and painted his HTC Wizard.
And to you "Frodo"... for recognizing your mistakes and coming to your senses
Glad you are back!
Me? i'm all sad now
No? You're right under ManUp...
G1BRICKED said:
No? You're right under ManUp...
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thanks mate,
but.....
you make it sound like thats all i do on xda
if you look at my posts you can see i post stuff in nexus one section and kaiser section
i do like off-topic though!
Do any of us actually have lives? I think not!
G1BRICKED said:
Do any of us actually have lives? I think not!
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nah we don't have lives but I'll just buy one from the marketplace
G1BRICKED said:
Well, this week has been fun with XDA. From my bans, to my sneaking back in, to me being caught, to everything. I'm just glad I have such great friends that've always had my back and always been there for me helping me along my path of teenagehood. Let's keep it gangsta as I give thanks to those who's presence I enjoy.
@orb3000 for being one of the first people to talk to me in the Off-Topic Forums and Thread.
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I´m glad you are back
Thanks for thanking me
And how could I forget you scarecrow... I will miss you most of all.
I'm very glad and happy that you are back. You'll be my friendo always count on me!...ahh and behave .
Sup, I'm fuzzy. Glad to see you are unbanned.
update me please..... you gone? you back? unbanned? what happend amigo? and what happend with your lover? speaking español sometimes jejeje kinda funny talks with you in some threads.
+ Que PPC said:
update me please..... you gone? you back? unbanned? what happend amigo? and what happend with your lover? speaking español sometimes jejeje kinda funny talks with you in some threads.
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He IS BACK...
don't know about the other stuff
Wondered were you were....The off topic was lonely....
Did your clothing line ever take off? I was serious about your business model and I was serious about offering my services to achieve this new level of customer interaction.

Going to talk to the football coach on Monday.

Guys. Pray for me. I'm small and slow (kinda) and PROBABLY won't make the team. I say probably because they don't make cuts. Anywho. Like I said, pray for me.
So just incase you mother frickers didn't know, it's me. G1BRICKED/OG. Me spinks he's leaving too. Lets be honest man. It's high school. If you want to know more, ohh never mind it got deleted. But anyway, I've spent my life on the internet, 'bout time I move on. I have more to focus on. Friends. Family. Football. HIGH SCHOOL. Homework. Projects. Getting a girlfriend (Me? Get a girl? Yeah right!) Etc... And BTW, I'm only doing this because I'm mad at you guys for being meanie pantses. I mean, lesbihonsts,... you know what I mean. So I guess this is goodbye... again. And if you're going to rant about how lame this Thread is, just PM me so I can delete it. THANKS!
*BTW, MATH LESSON XP!
Purple Drama Llama = 100% Greatness of XDA.
He split it between me an M_T_M when he left.
G1BRICKED/OG = 50% M_T_M = 50%
Now that I'm leaving, congratz M_T_M
M_T_M = 100% Greatness of XDA Off-Topic.
BOW FOOS BOW! I PITTY THA FOO WHO DON'T BOW!
Bye </3
...it was U all time...no waaayyy.
Honestly, I wish all the best little buddy. Be confident of yourself and give the best of you so you have no regrets.
Remember XDA will be always here (and probably us too )
Good Luck little buddy,
Lol. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T KNOOOOWWW!!!
Thanks man. My cousin said the same thing and I guess it's true.
Lmaoo. I'll probably check in once in a while and all soo yeah. Lol. I'll finish it tonight.
Original Android <3ers! said:
Lol. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T KNOOOOWWW!!!
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Don't, I was sarcastic.......I knew it was you long time ago
Regarding your footbal trial, let us know how it went. You should post it on youtube just like your singing (remember?).
Good luck
Oh God. PLEASE don't remind me.
Good Luck G1/OG/Android <3er/I get confused now! (I had a funny feeling it was you )
I'm sure you'll do fine, and good luck with the football, and life in general.
I don't know what happened etc with you quitting in the first place but still, it has been fun reading your posts - some made me laugh.
Take care
kind of had a hunch it was you, or some other pubescent kid....
how about you don't leave this time. It's obvious that you are hooked to this place. Keep the account and check it from time to time. Then when you are older you can come back and see how frustrating you could be.
Good luck with football. Even if you are small, it is fun to run aroundand hit people. I was a runt back in the day and even I got to joe theisman someone:
m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&client=mv-google&xl=xl_blazer&hl=en&xl=xl_blazer&v=PQ1iVRRu6w0
Between G1 and llama, there might be a movie plot there somewhere.
Later G1, if it is true.
obtw: Clear wire bill reveals nothing.
good day.
Lmaoo. Pads and all. I got tackled today by my friend just to see how it'd hurt. I sat there LAUGHING! It was halarious. Before that, one of my friends tried to tackle me... I'm standing there like "Do people push you when they try to hug you." He was trying to tackle me so I let him get it hahaa. But yeah. I'll try lol. It's worth the shot.
And @chopper the dog - If he told you that, it's private information so you should expect a call soon... lol jk
And thanks for the obtw.

I got played! =]

In a football game. Safety. Last quarter. I got rocked, got up, and got pushed down. It felt GOOD!
Original Android <3ers! said:
In a football game. Safety. Last quarter. I got rocked, got up, and got pushed down. It felt GOOD!
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Did you guys win?!
sumflipnol said:
Did you guys win?!
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Of course.
Original Android <3ers! said:
Of course.
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lol well excuse me!
I wish my school's football teams won some games... (Actually our frosh team won their first game last week. A few of us seniors actually went up to some of the players and congratulated them!)
sumflipnol said:
lol well excuse me!
I wish my school's football teams won some games... (Actually our frosh team won their first game last week. A few of us seniors actually went up to some of the players and congratulated them!)
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Ay be nice to them. We never did anything wrong for you guys to call us stupid freshmen and penny us.
Original Android <3ers! said:
Ay be nice to them. We never did anything wrong for you guys to call us stupid freshmen and penny us.
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Hey, I don't even harass the underclassmen at my school. The freshmen at my school are actually pretty chill.
But if you did see some of our sophomores and juniors, who punch/kick each others' fruits of the loom (yeah, mods, I'm trying to keep it clean!), then you'd see why a lot of people at my school call those two divisions stupid.
Juniors and Sophomores are the worst. My schools seniors are really cool. Their super chill, funny, and pointless.
Original Android <3ers! said:
In a football game. Safety. Last quarter. I got rocked, got up, and got pushed down. It felt GOOD!
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Thanks for sharing your update
We would always like to know what is goin on in your life.. Please keep us updated
Master™ said:
Thanks for sharing your update
We would always like to know what is goin on in your life.. Please keep us updated
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Kinda creepy.
I got some more play at the last game. The guy was HALF my size it was halarious. I was going to block him off but his head would've gone between my arms and to my chest and he could've wrapped up so all I did was shove him out of the was and go after the QB. (They were doing a QB follow).

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