Guys, DanWilson is on Holiday until tommrow - Off-topic

We need to make the most of our time.
What will we do?

He's never here anyways so what's it matter? Haha
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

Haha! Where's he gone?
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MacaronyMax said:
Haha! Where's he gone?
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Got grounded. And his internet got grounded. For not doing homework.

I thought his homework got grounded for.not grounding the internet?
sakai4eva said:
Got grounded. And his internet got grounded. For not doing homework.
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Kids
Tell him to come here (middle east), we don't have "grounded" or "detention"

husam666 said:
Kids
Tell him to come here (middle east), we don't have "grounded" or "detention"
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Hmmm... from what I hear (from teh news), it seems that you'll lose more than your internets if you got a detention in Middle East
p/s: It's a joke, you get it right? Don't be offended either

sakai4eva said:
Hmmm... from what I hear (from teh news), it seems that you'll lose more than your internets if you got a detention in Middle East
p/s: It's a joke, you get it right? Don't be offended either
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nah never mind i dont like this community anyway

Related

The ULTIMATE TROLL thread

Post phrases or things that would be considered maximum trolling; things you'd say just to get a rise out of others.
Alex530 said:
Al qaeda is run by the cia. Bin laden is a paid cia agent. The illuminati is real and the world will end with a new world order. Call me crazy.
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This is a fact not a troll and its correct
This thread... It could be such a problem! lol
The people who made the Nook Color are so STUPID!!!!!
They couldn't even spell colour right... Dumbasses
husam666 said:
Macarony max is a stupid version of me
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Master™ said:
But... But that is true?...
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Hahaha! lmao!!
Master is a stupid version of me, and I am a stupid version of Husam
MacaronyMax said:
Hahaha! lmao!!
Master is a stupid version of me, and I am a stupid version of Husam
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God.. I must be super stupid then..
MacaronyMax.. When do I get my free iPhone 4-sh*t BTW?
Master™ said:
God.. I must be super stupid then..
MacaronyMax.. When do I get my free iPhone 4-sh*t BTW?
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Huh??
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MacaronyMax said:
Huh??
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I'm sorry.. Ignore that.. I am just that stupid
Master™ said:
I'm sorry.. Ignore that.. I am just that stupid
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yeah you are
edit: you are not super stupid because i am super intelligent ,
that makes macarony intelligent,
and you are normal
Haha Inteligent will do =P
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MacaronyMax said:
Haha Inteligent will do =P
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WAIT... I say that you are SUPER INTELLIGENT, and I am INTELLIGENT.. he is just normal. Lets go with that!
Master™ said:
WAIT... I say that you are SUPER INTELLIGENT, and I am INTELLIGENT.. he is just normal. Lets go with that!
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alright i am normal , max is stupid, u r superly super insanely stupid
husam666 said:
alright i am normal , max is stupid, u r superly super insanely stupid
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XDA is the greatest American website evar!
rorytmeadows said:
XDA is the greatest American website evar!
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XDA isn't retarded!
AdrianK said:
XDA isn't retarded!
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XDA is the only site that doesnt have trolls
Why is everything released on GSM networks first? Don't these companies know that CDMA is the dominant network in the US?
rorytmeadows said:
Why is everything released on GSM networks first? Don't these companies know that CDMA is the dominant network in the US?
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Its all a conspiracy against you and your CDMA network.
rorytmeadows said:
Why is everything released on GSM networks first? Don't these companies know that CDMA is the dominant network in the US?
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lmao
(I know that wa trolling but incase you didn't know though 80% of the world uses GSM
MacaronyMax said:
but incase you didn't know though 80% of the world uses GSM
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oh comon, how could it not be trolling
In reality, I wish most in the blogosphere understood that (they constantly don't know why Verizon US is left out)....
DUH
THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND THE US
MacaronyMax said:
lmao
(I know that wa trolling but incase you didn't know though 80% of the world uses GSM
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no way get out of here... f'nnn metro pcs told me that cdma was gonna be the next big thing

UPDAYE: UPDATE: I know who stole my sisters phone how do I confront?

Okay so she lied and told a different story to her mom.
I told my friend someone stole my sisters phone and he said was it a g1
I said yes and he said
Did it not have a back?
I said yes and I got excited because there are no other phones with the same identity
Today she told her mom she didn't have it it was another girls and my friend said she was lying because she even showed him the phone I know he's not lying because I have never told him about a g1 or he doesn't know my sister.
So tomorrow were calling the police
Update: so she was under so much pressure she started crying and gave the phone back!
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You just bring up the topic of her phone and then after alittle but of discussion talk about how you saw them take her phone. Or....you can easily say "You know what I hate? Thieving assholes." Then look at said asshole haha
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
If they own a better phone, steal their phone. Hammurabi's Law FTW
Alanrocks15 said:
I know
Well today im going to her house. How drop I confront?
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I would have to say a pistol whip should do the trick.
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Agreed. Violence is the answer to thievery.
kdj67f said:
Agreed. Violence is the answer to thievery.
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Thays for sure. I know if someone stole my phone, it would not be good.
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Oh, And let us know how it goes...
Also... if the theif is there.. With the phone on him.. You should start talking about the phone, then discretely ring it..... His face will be priceless if he has it on him
Take a video! We want to see the violence....I mean...controlled conversation haha
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
twitch153 said:
Take a video! We want to see the violence....I mean...controlled conversation haha
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
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Your XDA app signature upsets me
I smile/laugh at most your posts... So I am smiling But then I'm unhappy because I got dissed being called ignorant... Then I'm not smiling... then you're asking me to smile again
slit his throat , from behind , when hes not expecting ... that'll show em
MacaronyMax said:
Your XDA app signature upsets me
I smile/laugh at most your posts... So I am smiling But then I'm unhappy because I got dissed being called ignorant... Then I'm not smiling... then you're asking me to smile again
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LMFAO! Dude that's funny as hell! Well it wasn't necessarily for you but I'm glad it's effective
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
Coldskiesfullofblue said:
I would have to say a pistol whip should do the trick.
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That or a **** slap to the face, humiliation teaches a great lesson. There are just some thing in life that you should never mess with...And My Phone Is One Of Them!!! Haha
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I wouldn't condone violence, or even the thought of violence, unless the scum of humanity stole my phone. Then all the gloves come off... and what I did the last time it happened, could not be printed.
Ha
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Alanrocks15 said:
Ha
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Lol... kids these days...
That was a lot of drama for a g1
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
twitch153 said:
That was a lot of drama for a g1
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
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Imagine the amount(/level?) of drama if it was a G6?
Oh my god! That'd be armageddon! Haha
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
sakai4eva said:
Imagine the amount(/level?) of drama if it was a G6?
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They would be popping bottles in the ice, and it would be like a blizzard,
They would be drinking they would be doing it right, getting all slizzard,
Then they would be sipping sizzard in his ride, in his ride, like a Three 6,
And they would be feeling very fly, like the phone he's trying to get, which is a G6.
jaszek said:
They would be popping bottles in the ice, and it would be like a blizzard,
They would be drinking they would be doing it right, getting all slizzard,
Then they would be sipping sizzard in his ride, in his ride, like a Three 6,
And they would be feeling very fly, like the phone he's trying to get, which is a G6.
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^WIN
But that got me thinking... it's currently at G2 only... wonder what features a G6 will have...

Royal Wedding.

Days off
xD haha yeah, Had Monday off, got friday off and next Monday lulz
I had Monday AND Tuesday off xD
I've only been at school two days this week olol
is that wedding really a big deal??
oh is it actually off for you guys?? nothing is happening down under, yet
lucky people :O
the establishment made the people have a day or two off to better sympathize with them , typical trick of a corrupt system in trouble , but i guess its still better than handing out sweets with the "royal" family posing on it
T.C.P said:
is that wedding really a big deal??
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Nope, It's just it's now counted as a National holiday or something, I'm not going to complain
ClementNg23 said:
oh is it actually off for you guys?? nothing is happening down under, yet
lucky people :O
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Having trouble knowing if you're talking about the wedding or something else entirely
DirkGently1 said:
Having trouble knowing if you're talking about the wedding or something else entirely
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lmao"!!!
Hopefully this sh*t is almost over ...
The monarchy is dead, funny to see how desperate they try to pull himself out of the mud ...
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But I am glad that you get free a few days .
DirkGently1 said:
Having trouble knowing if you're talking about the wedding or something else entirely
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lol was talking about the wedding and Australia...
next time i'll use a bit less slangs
Its on now
Here comes the queen
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JimJam707 said:
Its on now
Here comes the queen
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Dude It's Friday!!!!!
MacaronyMax said:
Dude It's Friday!!!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
idavid_ said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
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Why would you do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????? the paiin!
idavid_ said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
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It would be so funny if this went off someone's phone in the royal wedding.
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MacaronyMax said:
Why would you do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
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I'm really sorry Max That was devil's work, not mine!!! Sorry for all the pain and suffer
idavid_ said:
I'm really sorry Max That was devil's work, not mine!!! Sorry for all the pain and suffer
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Hahaha Apology accepted
webstar1 said:
It would be so funny if this went off someone's phone in the royal wedding.
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Hahahaha
AND, they lived happily ever after!!!! what a gorgeous ending

Chocolate Doughnut

Really looking forward to when we get some finalized versions of ICS on the go for the nexus s, and other phones, but I am really excited about Chocolate Doughnut. Anybody have any idea when google will release the source code. They've kept us waiting too long for the doughnut as it is I'm thinking Roll on CD
Are you on crack, trolling, or just stupid..
SS2006 said:
Are you on crack, trolling, or just stupid..
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Yes
10 characters means he is on all 3
shrooms & mescaline
What is this I don't even.
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surveysays said:
shrooms & mescaline
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No need to bring sacred healing medicine into this
Bad troll too since it would names with something starting with j
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wtf!!!.....lmao..this guys hitting the pipe a lil to hard!!
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I accidentally it! THE WHOLE THING!!!
umm. what?
Lol the scots and their alcohol
Damn. Sorry google. It's ok though - all these guys think I'm joking.
sharing is caring
buachaille said:
Damn. Sorry google. It's ok though - all these guys think I'm joking.
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I fully appreciate your sincerity.
Now pass the pipe.
buachaille said:
Damn. Sorry google. It's ok though - all these guys think I'm joking.
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I don't. I know exactly what you're talking about and I can even answer your question.
I've been told, on good authority, April 2012. Not long to wait at all
Incidentally, I'm talking crap, just like you.
So did google talk to you on one of your little cloud trips? Or when you saw that double rainbow?
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'Here thar be pirates!' [OT Talk Like A Pirate Thread]

Ahoy me mateys!
This 'ere thread be dedicated to all us pirates of XDA!
All yeh scurvy rats, gather 'ere to talk to others of yer ilk...
And dare ye not use the landlubbers English here, lads, else yeh'll be walking the plank in no time!
Signed,
The Cap'n.
Har har! I cannot speak dat pirate English so I'll have to speak like a jolly retard! Let's all root the deck and.... Har!
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Aye sir!
Sent from...
why do you care where I sent it from???
Wolf Pup said:
Har har! I cannot speak dat pirate English so I'll have to speak like a jolly retard! Let's all root the deck and.... Har!
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These be some links for all yeh squiffy landlubbers out there!
http://www.puzzlepirates.com/Vocabulary.xhtml
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
http://m.wikihow.com/Talk-Like-a-Pirate
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SleepyKrushna said:
These be some links for all yeh squiffy landlubbers out there!
http://www.puzzlepirates.com/Vocabulary.xhtml
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
http://m.wikihow.com/Talk-Like-a-Pirate
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Thanks matey.
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The 5 A's
Arrr. Did anybody get around to downloading that movie that came out in theaters yesterday?
I be always up fer a scurvy pirate chat, me buckos. Spiced rum, anybody?
jaszek said:
Arrr. Did anybody get around to downloading that movie that came out in theaters yesterday?
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Which 'un might that be, matey?
Spring Breakers?
Arrgh this here thread be a werse idea than when the MPAA said I wouldn't download a car.
Ichigo said:
I be always up fer a scurvy pirate chat, me buckos. Spiced rum, anybody?
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The Cap'n carries his own grog, me boy!
But if yeh don't mind, I'll take a swig o' yer rum too! :laugh:
063_XOBX said:
Arrgh this here thread be a werse idea than when the MPAA said I wouldn't download a car.
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Arr yeh scurvy cur!
Yeh'll be walking the plank fer that!!!
Avast ya swabs!
Crank down that jib er I'll keelhaul every last one a ya!!!
So th' other day th' whole crew 'n I found a treasure chest full 'o doubloons. Turns out to be th' in Davy Jones' treasure chest scurvy dog's chest.
Thats OK said:
Avast ya swabs!
Crank down that jib er I'll keelhaul every last one a ya!!!
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Oyyyy!
I be the cap'n here, yeh old lubber!
SleepyKrushna said:
Oyyyy!
I be the cap'n here, yeh old lubber!
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Me and mine will takin' the wheel ta yer man-o-war over matey arhhgggg...
I'll give ye the choice of a plank beneath yer boots or strapped to the rudder ayeee!
Thats OK said:
Me and mine will takin' the wheel ta yer man-o-war over matey arhhgggg...
I'll give ye the choice of a plank beneath yer boots or strapped to the rudder ayeee!
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Yeh and yers be asking to get blasted to smithereens, yeh old cur!
If yeh think me crew'll be giving up without a fight, yeh be wrong!
Load the cannons and be ready, yeh scallywags! There's a boarding party in me sights!
SleepyKrushna said:
Yeh and yers be asking to get blasted to smithereens, yeh old cur!
If yeh think me crew'll be giving up without a fight, yeh be wrong!
Load the cannons and be ready, yeh scallywags! There's a boarding party in me sights!
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Raise the sails and bring the boat around!
We be broadside to them scallywags!!
Thats OK said:
Raise the sails and bring the boat around!
We be broadside to them scallywags!!
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Hold on there, matey!
What's that I see on the horizon?
A frigate flying the colours!!!
Yeh're in with them Navy scum, aren't yeh?
Yeh're no self-respecting pirate! Methinks yeh be a privateer!

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