[Q] Worst nightmare - Off-topic

Ok, what's the worse nightmare you ever had that nearly made you shat bricks, pee in your pants, etcetera, etcetera?
Mine happened on Saturday night. I dreamt that the next day was Monday.

i had my pen0r ripped off about 10 times by females (it regrew everytime) ... bad , bad dream

souljaboy said:
i had my pen0r ripped off about 10 times by females (it regrew everytime) ... bad , bad dream
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Wait, that dream real (I mean you really had that dream)?

sakai4eva said:
Wait, that dream real (I mean you really had that dream)?
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i really did .. the girls were my classmates ... the consequences will never be the same

Was your guilty conscience saying something to you? Did you ever wanted to do something to them and it backfired on you?
Just curious, coz my nightmare had me sweating cold sweats on Saturday night...

I had a weird Japanese horror movie style dream with weird Japanese girls using a ln electric wheelchair doing weird stuff 0-0
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I was having sex with a girl.. .and then she was getting kinky.. and then she took off her mask.. and it was a HOMELESS-LOOKING MAN!!! :'( It scared the **** outta me

Define weird... Japanese are really weird, so I'd like to know your position on weird first...

sakai4eva said:
Define weird... Japanese are really weird, so I'd like to know your position on weird first...
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Like the creepy faces where they are like frozen and another when they look like the grudge!!!!! Ahhh
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After staying up to late playing HL2 I dreamed that I was stuck in it being chased by head crabs, Combine, zombies and all the other crap in HL2. It was pretty scary.
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themacman1000 said:
After staying up to late playing HL2 I dreamed that I was stuck in it being chased by head crabs, Combine, zombies and all the other crap in HL2. It was pretty scary.
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I was scared of the G Man.
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Alanrocks15 said:
I was scared of the G Man.
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It annoyed me to hell that I can't shoot him.

sakai4eva said:
Was your guilty conscience saying something to you? Did you ever wanted to do something to them and it backfired on you?
Just curious, coz my nightmare had me sweating cold sweats on Saturday night...
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well you could say that , nothing bad tho

souljaboy said:
well you could say that , nothing bad tho
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Having something so intimate ripped out of you is always bad.
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Eel Soup.
'Nuff said.

I had a dream that I had to use the iPhone

worst dream:
no more xda!

what is eel soup?

sakai4eva said:
what is eel soup?
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I can't post a link. I'll be banned.
However,
back in the Team Llama days, the days of Skype and ****, I had a habit of linking to **** like Lemon Party, Tub Girl, Eel Soup, etc.
Hus will be able to tell you, but its pretty much a video of 2 Asians who poke each other with an eel then eat it.

That's such a horrible video haha We could still skype, we just never do
Would me not dreaming be considered a nightmare?
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Wouldnt it just suck

Wouldnt it just suck if ur birthday was in december????
Why?....
Suck if your birthday was December 21-27
I think because it's cold nowhere to go
shadowscreation said:
Wouldnt it just suck if ur birthday was in december????
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Orb's is on the 9th
vetvito said:
Why?....
Suck if your birthday was December 21-27
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husam666 said:
I think because it's cold nowhere to go
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Its because of xmas i think he means
Hey maybe the thread is a game that goes like this:
Wouldn't it suck if you live in Jordan
Wouldn't it suck if your house is cold
Wouldn't it suck if everyone was as awesome as me?
Wouldn't it suck if we knew the real purpose of this thread?
Wouldn't it suck if you knew my birthday is in 8 days?
jaszek said:
Wouldn't it suck if you knew my birthday is in 8 days?
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happy early birthday
Now to go own with the game..
Wouldn't it suck if you had a 10yo computer?
Master™ said:
happy early birthday
Now to go own with the game..
Wouldn't it suck if you had a 10yo computer?
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Wouldn't it suck if you had a brand new computer that didnt work
Wouldnt it suck if you had a ten yr old PHONE
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Wouldn't it suck if you had a ten year old BRAIN?
Wouldn't it suck if a plane crashed into your house?
Wouldn't it suck if you are the president?
Wouldn't it suck if your fingwrs are too fat fod a ohone keybiard?
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Wouldn't it suck if I lol'ed at the one above, which I did
husam666 said:
I think because it's cold nowhere to go
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Wouldn't it suck if everyone forgot that half of the world exists
bbobeckyj said:
Wouldn't it suck if everyone forgot that half of the world exists
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Wouldn't it suck if christmas came in the summer...
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[UPDATED SEASON 3] Anyone ever seen Dexter season 2?

I have three words:
Worst ending EVER!!!
Um... Ive seen all of them.... And trust me it gets worse.
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avgjoegeek said:
Um... Ive seen all of them.... And trust me it gets worse.
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Damn... Hope he gets caught...
This made me think of Dexter labratory....
MacaronyMax said:
This made me think of Dexter labratory....
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Lol Feeyo thought of that too
This last season was awful.
Scent phrum mie fone!
westicle said:
This last season was awful.
Scent phrum mie fone!
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Yea I think the writers are running our if ideas
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Just saw the last episode of season 3 I think (the one with the Trinity killer). I feel like I repeat myself: WORST ENDING EVER!!! This time I don't mean like in the creators screwed up again but it was so freaking "sad" I guess would be the word... Or maybe twisted? I can't even relate to the quality of the ending right now it's just crazy...
I hate the TV station that broadcasts this show... I have to see what comes next but season 4 is not going to be showed for a while. They are evil!!! lol
Comic Book Guy - The Simpsons said:
WORST ENDING EVER!!!
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xD
Reminds me of Comic Book guy
Dexter is full of awesome.
That's all.
MacaronyMax said:
xD
Reminds me of Comic Book guy
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Yeah lol me too

UPDAYE: UPDATE: I know who stole my sisters phone how do I confront?

Okay so she lied and told a different story to her mom.
I told my friend someone stole my sisters phone and he said was it a g1
I said yes and he said
Did it not have a back?
I said yes and I got excited because there are no other phones with the same identity
Today she told her mom she didn't have it it was another girls and my friend said she was lying because she even showed him the phone I know he's not lying because I have never told him about a g1 or he doesn't know my sister.
So tomorrow were calling the police
Update: so she was under so much pressure she started crying and gave the phone back!
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You just bring up the topic of her phone and then after alittle but of discussion talk about how you saw them take her phone. Or....you can easily say "You know what I hate? Thieving assholes." Then look at said asshole haha
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
If they own a better phone, steal their phone. Hammurabi's Law FTW
Alanrocks15 said:
I know
Well today im going to her house. How drop I confront?
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I would have to say a pistol whip should do the trick.
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Agreed. Violence is the answer to thievery.
kdj67f said:
Agreed. Violence is the answer to thievery.
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Thays for sure. I know if someone stole my phone, it would not be good.
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Oh, And let us know how it goes...
Also... if the theif is there.. With the phone on him.. You should start talking about the phone, then discretely ring it..... His face will be priceless if he has it on him
Take a video! We want to see the violence....I mean...controlled conversation haha
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twitch153 said:
Take a video! We want to see the violence....I mean...controlled conversation haha
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
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Your XDA app signature upsets me
I smile/laugh at most your posts... So I am smiling But then I'm unhappy because I got dissed being called ignorant... Then I'm not smiling... then you're asking me to smile again
slit his throat , from behind , when hes not expecting ... that'll show em
MacaronyMax said:
Your XDA app signature upsets me
I smile/laugh at most your posts... So I am smiling But then I'm unhappy because I got dissed being called ignorant... Then I'm not smiling... then you're asking me to smile again
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LMFAO! Dude that's funny as hell! Well it wasn't necessarily for you but I'm glad it's effective
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Coldskiesfullofblue said:
I would have to say a pistol whip should do the trick.
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That or a **** slap to the face, humiliation teaches a great lesson. There are just some thing in life that you should never mess with...And My Phone Is One Of Them!!! Haha
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I wouldn't condone violence, or even the thought of violence, unless the scum of humanity stole my phone. Then all the gloves come off... and what I did the last time it happened, could not be printed.
Ha
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Alanrocks15 said:
Ha
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Lol... kids these days...
That was a lot of drama for a g1
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twitch153 said:
That was a lot of drama for a g1
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
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Imagine the amount(/level?) of drama if it was a G6?
Oh my god! That'd be armageddon! Haha
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sakai4eva said:
Imagine the amount(/level?) of drama if it was a G6?
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They would be popping bottles in the ice, and it would be like a blizzard,
They would be drinking they would be doing it right, getting all slizzard,
Then they would be sipping sizzard in his ride, in his ride, like a Three 6,
And they would be feeling very fly, like the phone he's trying to get, which is a G6.
jaszek said:
They would be popping bottles in the ice, and it would be like a blizzard,
They would be drinking they would be doing it right, getting all slizzard,
Then they would be sipping sizzard in his ride, in his ride, like a Three 6,
And they would be feeling very fly, like the phone he's trying to get, which is a G6.
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^WIN
But that got me thinking... it's currently at G2 only... wonder what features a G6 will have...

Azrienoch Vs. Sam ??

Is It Just Me Or is Azrienoch and Sam have a minor beef going on? idk ive been keeping up with the XDA Youtube videos and it seems like it or maybe its just me?
or is it just me thinking it?
We both do the news in different ways. Won't speak for Sam, but I do my best to bring humor and a little drama to what boils down to people writing something in a funny little language and telling their phones to read it back to them. That means making up a lot of crap. Sam doesn't make up crap, so any rivalry is pretty one-sided and part of that crap. It's all in good fun. I hope it isn't going too far, but as long as you enjoy it I don't think it is.
its an inside joke... AZ has got way better things to do, and kill.... then molest...
both equally good people...
lol doughnut
azrienoch said:
We both do the news in different ways. Won't speak for Sam, but I do my best to bring humor and a little drama to what boils down to people writing something in a funny little language and telling their phones to read it back to them. That means making up a lot of crap. Sam doesn't make up crap, so any rivalry is pretty one-sided and part of that crap. It's all in good fun. I hope it isn't going too far, but as long as you enjoy it I don't think it is.
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I actually think its pretty I like it I just hope Sam doesn't take it too serious and goes APE sh!t lol, love both of your Guy's video keep up the great job
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i think harry potter's skin is thicker than that....
he posts himself on youtube he is open to alot worse than "harry" and "fred"...
I Got Beef.
There is no beef. It's all for show. It's fun to create drama for comedy. ;]
Ah good to know then you guys are doing a great job
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I prefer Azrienoch to Sam. He's better in bed. Why in the **** do ya'll think that Az and Sam have a rivalry?!??!??! I'm the one who hates Sam.
This is war.
sassibob said:
I prefer Azrienoch to Sam. He's better in bed. Why in the **** do ya'll think that Az and Sam have a rivalry?!??!??! I'm the one who hates Sam.
This is war.
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And who are you?
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azrienoch said:
And who are you?
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Oh the jokes hahahahahhahahahahahaha
Not funny. I will kill you.
sassibob said:
Oh the jokes hahahahahhahahahahahaha
Not funny. I will kill you.
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lmao! wut?
Lol you guys are crazy. And I won't specify about whom I am referring so that I do not die myself...
I know the post is old, I am new so just found it ...but Damn!!!
Bob and Az make me laugh my ass out
You guys are my favourite!
azrienoch said:
And who are you?
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You beat me to it. I haven't the slightest idea.

Have you been seriously hurt in an accident?

I got in a motorcycle accident yesterday and it made me think how easily I could have been killed. All I was thinking about was my inspire 4g and how it cracked in that accident. So I'm wondering have you been in accidents. How were you hurt?
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M_T_M said:
pics or it did not happened
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Did not happen
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M_T_M said:
pics or it did not happened
I was in a very serious accident few years back...destroyed (totaled) my car, broken ribs and busted knee cap
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I was saved from any serious injury because.of my hit air vest. The vest inflates when I am ejected off of the bike, kinda like an airbag
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M_T_M said:
Do tell about this vest as I'm a bike rider also
Now...if you are trolling me.....watch out
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It's called hit air. Google that. It's uses a CO2 cartridge that I usually buy from walmart. I'll see if I can find a youtube video
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I haven't been in any car accidents or anything, but this is the worst accident I've had: half of a sewing needle broke off in my knee. Pics, so it did happen lol. Anybody want me to post the aftermath pictures (Post surgery)?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GseANL2Axek
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trell959 said:
I was saved from any serious injury because.of my hit air vest. The vest inflates when I am ejected off of the bike, kinda like an airbag
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wait it did happen! Lol read that wrong sorry
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SteveG12543 said:
I haven't been in any car accidents or anything, but this is the worst accident I've had: half of a sewing needle broke off in my knee. Pics, so it did happen lol. Anybody want me to post the aftermath pictures (Post surgery)?
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How!?!?
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Glad to hear your ok.....
I was on a bus that crashed once....
The driver had a heart attack of the motorway and ploughed into one of the roadside overhead signs....
Lots of broken glass, screaming women and children, nobody was seriously hurt except for the driver who had to be cut free as he was pinned I'm his seat by the sign he hit.
After we got out through one of the windows most of us were helping others down because it was quite a drop but some dude started taking photos straight away without doing anything to help so this other guy went over, grabbed his camera and smashed it on the floor
The guy across the aisle from me got cut up really bad because the windows on that side all smashed and showered them with glass and I couldn't help thinking about how lucky I was to have sat on the other side....
I was pissed because id paid nearly £200 for a ticket to see cream and thought I wasn't going to make it. Luckily though after 3 hours in Watford A&E I just made it to london on time....
@mtm... There was a news article about it with a pic but I can't find it so it didnt happen
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Few years ago dad was riding into London, behind a MPV in stop go traffic.
A woman coming the other way didn't see him behind the MPV, thought it was a gap in the traffic and floored it to turn down the road beside him.
He was sent flying, bruised lungs, damaged shoulder and broken pelvis.
Thankfully there was a doctor in the car behind so the ambulance was sent out with a better idea of what to expect.
They had to resuscitate him several times on the road.
His pelvis will never mend fully, and for about 6 months when he sat down he said it felt like his organs were falling out through his pelvis.
He now walks bow legged with a slight stoop.
Initially the woman tried to deny liability but eventually pleaded guilty, getting a measly 3 points and £60 fine for nearly killing someone (in the UK the car is the best murder weapon with the lowest penalty).
He did get a reasonable insurance payout thankfully but that did take nearly 4 years.
Oh oh oh! I have I have! *Stands up and waves hand*
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twitch153 said:
Oh oh oh! I have I have! *Stands up and waves hand*
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Is it still attached though?
xaccers said:
Is it still attached though?
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Haha yeah I actually got hit by a car when I was 7. I also lived on a street that has a brick road. So...? Not too great of an outcome.
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twitch153 said:
Haha yeah I actually got hit by a car when I was 7. I also lived on a street that has a brick road. So...? Not too great of an outcome.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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And your okay right
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trell959 said:
And your okay right
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Only a little brain damage but I'm okay haha jk No brain damage, just a scar in the back of my head.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
I was seriously hurt that day. She accidentally dumped me. I've never been the same since.
We are talking emotional distress, right?
lol
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conantroutman said:
Glad to hear your ok.....
I was on a bus that crashed once....
The driver had a heart attack of the motorway and ploughed into one of the roadside overhead signs....
Lots of broken glass, screaming women and children, nobody was seriously hurt except for the driver who had to be cut free as he was pinned I'm his seat by the sign he hit.
After we got out through one of the windows most of us were helping others down because it was quite a drop but some dude started taking photos straight away without doing anything to help so this other guy went over, grabbed his camera and smashed it on the floor
The guy across the aisle from me got cut up really bad because the windows on that side all smashed and showered them with glass and I couldn't help thinking about how lucky I was to have sat on the other side....
I was pissed because id paid nearly £200 for a ticket to see cream and thought I wasn't going to make it. Luckily though after 3 hours in Watford A&E I just made it to london on time....
@mtm... There was a news article about it with a pic but I can't find it so it didnt happen
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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The gods were smiling on you that day! (Well if you ignore the whole crash thing in the first place of course!) At least you made it to the gig.
I was born in Watford, coincidentally.
I stopped ant on the road and he crawled on my foot. My life flashed before my eyes..
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I have always wondered what it is like to be in a car accident. I don't want to be in one of course but I am always trying to imagine what would it be like. I feel sorry for those poor souls who have been in one...

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