how many noobs to install a program? - Nook Color General

this i submit in the name of noobia!(a WOS of the nation of XDA)
if it wont turn on when i push power, must push a combination of buttons, learn to speak bianary or latin,(its a joke.01011011haha) its bricked. bricked is a term made,used,abused, and otherwise misuse by us button pushers-proud button pushers. to the title, i have just downloaded, with no results to show for it, the 18th rom/zip, i submit clairity for you not us masons.you say cinderblock i say..............brick on two units, with printed out pages. and 18 is just from xda!
and untill NC are given same shrift as a frikin phone, and a one button option for answers/links, not a forum, no social floggings, just the facts mam, we shall continue to find a stupid question for every simple page that can be written.
thank you,signed
0101010101010101010111101001010 esq.

Um...wow...WTF????

deadbot1 said:
Um...wow...WTF????
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Blame the drugs...

glenairlie said:
Blame the drugs...
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dude...puff, puff, pass.....

I agree OP. I too am fluent in noobspeak as I come from noobia

Your post is very hard to understand but I think your having problems installing a Rom. Follow THIS guide step by step and you will have CM7 installed onyour nook.

I kept coming back to this post, read it 5 times already. And everytime I find some new wondrous gobbledeegook I missed before! Thanks for the entertainment mate.
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Just got a Kaiser what i do :P

I just got rid of a N95 and bought a TyTN II, and i would like to know what i need to do?? Do i flash the ROM? do i use the software to upgrade?? what do i do?? thanks... Also whats the best free GPS software? thanks =) also is the external antenna worth it?? thanks again
Read, Search, Check out the WIKI, Check out GWENI, and, most of all, Don't Piss of the Natives by not doing the aforementioned things.
First thing I did was alienate my family and friends. Apparently, I still have a girlfriend, and she has disdain for my preciou.... my phone.
I just found i that got the KAIS110 and not the KAIS120 is there any difference between them besides the infront camera??
SuperMiguel said:
I just found i that got the KAIS110 and not the KAIS120 is there any difference between them besides the infront camera??
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Yes, The Model Number.
SuperMiguel said:
I just got rid of a N95 and bought a TyTN II, and i would like to know what i need to do?? Do i flash the ROM? do i use the software to upgrade?? what do i do?? thanks... Also whats the best free GPS software? thanks =) also is the external antenna worth it?? thanks again
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Here's a good list for you:
1. Find out how to connect and explore your device's file structure.
2. Find out what a "cab" file is.
3. Learn to install/uninstall cab files.
4. Browse phone settings.
5. Read FAQ sections and understand what is a ROM, what are the dangers associated with "flashing". Decide if you're ready for it or not.
6. Drop in the "development and hacking" forum, see if there are any programs you find useful. Try them out, you'll learn a lot by installing/using/uninstalling stuff.
Thanks all of you, I was really few guides but im still confused. Im currently using t-mobile with its Total Internet. And everything is working. What do i need to make my phone better which Radious&ROM should i donwload??? thanks =) (i like this one: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=406346)
Take it back immediately, demand a refund, and get your nokia back.
-Lonely and depressed owner of a Tilt
the best thing u can do at the moment..
download tcpmp and download some porn.. drag and drop it over and let ur popeye session begin
before i install a rom do i need to unlock the sim???
SuperMiguel said:
before i install a rom do i need to unlock the sim???
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No.
Thanks
Dave
When i try to install a ROM, it goes to a Red, Yellow, Blue, White screen, then it goes to a white screen and it gets stock at 0% then on the computer says ROM update failed...
SuperMiguel said:
When i try to install a ROM, it goes to a Red, Yellow, Blue, White screen, then it goes to a white screen and it gets stock at 0% then on the computer says ROM update failed...
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Is there an error code?
Ta
Dave
Wow! What a noob. (and I'm not saying that to insult). You have a long way to go before you ask those kinds of questions. It's like my 8 year old asking about the big bang theroy. I can answer, but he won't understand.
I'm gonna say the same thing as eveybody else, READ as much as you can before asking a bunch of questions. You won't understand the answers you get untill you do.
One more tip. Part of my job is training people how to use diagnostic equipment. I always leave them with a 4 word rule to continue learning the equipment after the training. And that is..... Push The Damn Buttons.
GWelker62 said:
I always leave them with a 4 word rule to continue learning the equipment after the training. And that is..... Push The Damn Buttons.
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I like that one! RTFM, then PTDB
kilrah said:
I like that one! RTFM, then PTDB
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Push the button
Is that you GWelker62?
Mikulec said:
Push the button
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Before I clicked the link I thought it was something else I just remembered...
Don't Push the Red Button
Warning, addictive
kilrah said:
Before I clicked the link I thought it was something else I just remembered...
Don't Push the Red Button
Warning, addictive
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OMG, a neverending story. Does it end?
Nope, it loops after a moment, you'll notice soon enough, goes for 5-10mins
GWelker62 said:
Wow! What a noob. (and I'm not saying that to insult). You have a long way to go before you ask those kinds of questions. It's like my 8 year old asking about the big bang theroy. I can answer, but he won't understand.
I'm gonna say the same thing as eveybody else, READ as much as you can before asking a bunch of questions. You won't understand the answers you get untill you do.
One more tip. Part of my job is training people how to use diagnostic equipment. I always leave them with a 4 word rule to continue learning the equipment after the training. And that is..... Push The Damn Buttons.
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/agree
/nod
/tip hat
/exit stage left
This subject is all covered extremely thoroughly. Do yourself a favor man and go to the Kaiser WIKI here http://wiki.xda-developers.com/index.php?pagename=HTC_Kaiser . If you dont find an answer there, then there is NO fix for you. We call this error the ID-10T error and its unfortunately unrecoverable, and thusly, causes irreversible damage....... especially to your reputation here at XDA-Developers
P.S.
Research the HARDSPL issue first You cant flash roms without first modding your bootloader as it prevents you from installing non-official ROMS........

edited [i need help... my phone wont function normal] =(

I tried to go through most of the forum posts but I dont think I could find my answers..
I was wondering if anyone knows what is wrong with my phone. I did an update and now my phone wont work back to normal. All it shows up is the G1 words across a black screen and that is about it.
When I tried to do a reboot it wouldn't work, I can no longer connect my phone with my USB to the computer, so what other options do I have with this matter? I know my phone isn't a brick.
Any help is appreciated. Thanks and good night..
Jennifer
Can you get into recovery etc..
Power + Home or Power + Camera ?
You should be banned from this forum for misleading topic creation, and being about the 500th person today for asking in the wrong forum. GO TO QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS! Because that's where you will get QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS!
Seriously, is it really that hard?
How To do it right...
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=is+my+G1+bricked
pjcforpres said:
How To do it right...
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=is+my+G1+bricked
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If you click the "I'm feeling lucky" button, it will give them the first result instead of all the results
JAguirre1231 said:
If you click the "I'm feeling lucky" button, it will give them the first result instead of all the results
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I thought this was more appropriate, since according to the OP he searched and couldn't find an answer anywhere on the forums, and this shows that there are in fact thousands of his exact question that have been answered. I like the shock and awe of 57,900 results.
pjcforpres said:
I thought this was more appropriate, since according to the OP he searched and couldn't find an answer anywhere on the forums, and this shows that there are in fact thousands of his exact question that have been answered. I like the shock and awe of 57,900 results.
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When he said he searched does he mean he, put the query in and just sit there hoping for results or did he actually press the Seach button
JAguirre1231 said:
When he said he searched does he mean he, put the query in and just sit there hoping for results or did he actually press the Seach button
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I bet he just started going through the dev section page by page looking for one with a title that made sense to him.
pjcforpres said:
I bet he just started going through the dev section page by page looking for one with a title that made sense to him.
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Because the Stickies were just too hard, poor soul
seriously....is it difficult to read and understand the rules?
your title is completely misleading and your post is in the completely wrong section
please change the thread title (edit the original post and change the text in the smaller of the two boxes)
and beware the remnants of the wrecking crew - if they find this you will have 40 pages of nonsense in a few minutes
garok89 said:
seriously....is it difficult to read and understand the rules?
your title is completely misleading and your post is in the completely wrong section
please change the thread title (edit the original post and change the text in the smaller of the two boxes)
and beware the remnants of the wrecking crew - if they find this you will have 40 pages of nonsense in a few minutes
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We only got to 30 last night
JAguirre1231 said:
We only got to 30 last night
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you guys are slacking....
garok89 said:
you guys are slacking....
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Well, supreme was there for 5 posts. Then it was me, bman and brutal hoe and some stragglers. Surprised it's still not closed and we're still not banned
you guys shouldnt be banned, you should be mods....
no noob who has been ripped by the crew ever return to the wrong section (if at all)
garok89 said:
you guys shouldnt be banned, you should be mods....
no noob who has been ripped by the crew ever return to the wrong section (if at all)
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Yeah, I'm sure this thread would be getting wrecked if at least one wrecking crew member was here, I'm an unofficial one, we need someone official
Locked and Deleted!
Thread needs to be locked....
This Thread is distracting to the folks who are searching for useful information.
I agree that this "user" was wrongful in creating this thread in the wrong forum/sub-forum, but let it go.
XDA Ops need to do a little better job in tightening up security as well as cleaning up the forums and promoting more mods....
Thx to all Mods/Ops/Senior Users for all that you do to make it easier for the rest of us.
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Could you hold the wrecking for 4 hours I have to leave soon and want to help
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lol i gotta go to work myself lolz wont be back till 5pm central
wow you lot are so cool, I wish one day I can be as elite as you are on the internet.
You know sometimes its easier to just help someone and point them in the right direction, but hey thats not cool enough is it!
as my signature says....
I used to have the patience of a saint until I joined XDA...
i used to just help, but being here since june has changed me....
after the first few months of just helping you get fed up of saying the same thing day after day
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I have been online long enough to see plenty of leetie tools who troll forums acting like complete muppets.
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mOppets* o not u
nah im not 1337 its just fun doing cuz its annoying how lazy ppl are n fail to read the rules.

[Thread Closed] Need guide..

Hello..I'm new using htc legend..I dunno how to root this device..trying z4mod,universal and etc..but fail..please provide a link where to refer how to root this device..
ijama said:
Hello..I'm new using htc legend..I dunno how to root this device..trying z4mod,universal and etc..but fail..please provide a link where to refer how to root this device..
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The answer for you is to read the stickies. i recommend you to hang around and read what are in the stickies. this has been ask many-many times because people like you who don't like to read. specially if the answer is near.
p/s: welcome to the club
psyionx said:
The answer for you is to read the stickies. i recommend you to hang around and read what are in the stickies. this has been ask many-many times because people like you who don't like to read. specially if the answer is near.
p/s: welcome to the club
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Hahaha..not like..but to many post make my mind blurrr on focusing...anyway thanks...will look for it
well... anyway... i know what you mean. blur at some point back then. but its necessary for you to know what you are going to do and what will come next before you mess up your phone. At the end of the day, you'll find out its a simple thing. if you meet any problem. state it here. if i'm around i'll see what i can do. else someone else will provide you some help if they're interested. ^^
you can start with what version of firmware you have and Hboot version from the boot loader. power off your phone than hold vol- and power button. read the green words on top of the screen. this might clear a lot of things
lol.... no wonder your name was so familiar... i was looking for some hack for x10 mini few weeks ago and your name was there.
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Hahaha..not like..but to many post make my mind blurrr on focusing...anyway thanks...will look for it
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If your mind is blurry, I suggest you sell this "smart" phone and buy something like this and you will most probably live longer
BlaY0 said:
If your mind is blurry, I suggest you sell this "smart" phone and buy something like this and you will most probably live longer
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Nice one..thank you
BlaY0 said:
If your mind is blurry, I suggest you sell this "smart" phone and buy something like this and you will most probably live longer
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Far too many buttons!
BlaY0 said:
If your mind is blurry, I suggest you sell this "smart" phone and buy something like this and you will most probably live longer
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Hahaha!
I can't imagine how on earth they can come up with some thing like this!
Sent from my Legend using Tapatalk
This is development forum, not knitting and coffee corner! Thread Closed! LOL

Guide on how to use this site

I anyone help how to use this forum site. Its my first time.
defrankzterz said:
I anyone help how to use this forum site. Its my first time.
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Get 10 posts. Gives you access to being able to post in the development/phone specific sub forums. It also gives you access to have signatures, post in the marketplace (where you sell phone and phone related things), post outside links, etc. Also, you may want to avoid this specific sub forum or just mainly DanWilson. He's dangerous and may get you banned/hack you. Also, people like it when you use the search feature at the top of the page instead of just posting in a sub forum. I'm not really against or for this. But many people get (VERY) angry. Sheesh. Have fun, and enjoy.
Yes I'm feeling helpful today OT.
How many post u need to allow new users to add links because i want to post a thread about fixing my phone and to explain carefully i need to add links? Im just asking.
10 posts should get you the ability for external links if i am correct.
Thank u this post will just get me to 11 post so it would be enough thnx
defrankzterz said:
Thank u this post will just get me to 11 post so it would be enough thnx
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I mentioned that in my post.
defrankzterz said:
I anyone help how to use this forum site. Its my first time.
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Well, you'd wanna use some lube if it is your first time, because going bareback might hurt a little for both parties.
You'd also wanna ease it in a little before going full force.
I'd give you more advice but I see PDL here and he's probably more experienced, what with his marriage to Dan and all that.
Don't use this site. You're gonna brick your nice new phone, and by the time you get it to work again, a newer, better phone will have come out. Forget this site, go look at porn insread.
Sent from my HTC HD2 using XDA App
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=13035935&posted=1#post13035935
this is the new users guide. also in my sig
Stop bringing me into everything! Can't I browse XDA without accusations of hacking, banning or rape?
I know that I may have found Max's password, and used it, but I haven't got anyone banned!
If I have - LOL
Max - Does GMail still call you Gay Neilon?
XDXDXD
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Stop bringing me into everything! Can't I browse XDA without accusations of hacking, banning or rape?
I know that I may have found Max's password, and used it, but I haven't got anyone banned!
If I have - LOL
Max - Does GMail still call you Gay Neilon?
XDXDXD
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You got unbanned???
idavid_ said:
You got unbanned???
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Yup. Hope you enjoyed your 24 hour silence in the OT.
Cos I'm away for a weekend now. I'll probably leave XDA nao (liek switch laptop offz) and be back at around 7PM GMT Monday.
Damn England and its something that I should blame for this!

[Q] Might have screwed my HTC One

Hi guys, I might have messed up my HTC One and would like to see if anyone has any insights. The phone originally has TWRP installed. I then download ROM Manager and install CWM on it. I restarted the phone and now it can no longer power back on. Is there anyway to save the phone?
Please give more info!
Let me just twirl the mists of my magical orb of all seeing to see what went wrong. Oh, yep, here it is, you were dropped on your head as a baby. Erm, guess this thing isn't working quite right or something. Please give us more information.
In all seriousness though you clearly have no idea what the hell you're doing, so I recommend you stop messing around go learn about this stuff and watch this video.
just install twrp again from fastboot
follow the installation instructions from here http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2173870
cuyo11 said:
just install twrp again from fastboot
follow the installation instructions from here http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2173870
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thanks cuyo for your reply I'll give it a try
@postfatal if u dun want to answer then don't say nothing. I won't call you a mute if you kept your trap shut
peugeot206 said:
thanks cuyo for your reply I'll give it a try
@postfatal if u dun want to answer then don't say nothing. I won't call you a mute if you kept your trap shut
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I'm not trying to get at you...but there's a whole lotta threads started on the same exact issue with people who tried to do things who had no idea what the hell they were doing...and the solution is quite simple more often then not
it seems like I can't even get into the bootloader's screen
Oh please benevolent Android gods rain down your furious Android justice upon this unworthy Android user before he bricks his phone for real (if he hasn't already). Listen OP, you've given no information, nobody knows what the hell you've done, and then you are hostile when I try and communicate the worthlessness of the information in your original post. There are a dozens of lazy entitled idiots like yourself who post the same rubbish on these forums everyday so before you start telling me, when all I'm doing is trying to help you, to keep my trap shut, I'd consider the facts that you're the ones who knows bugger all, you're the one who's phone isn't working, you're the one who needs helps and I, out of the generousness of my humanitarian compassionate soul, am trying to help you. Why do you think you have barely any replies? Because most members can smell a post like this a mile off and don't even bother, so I recommend you calm down, tell us exactly what you did and pray you that whatever you did wasn't as stupid as I currently think you are.
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Oh please benevolent Android gods rain down your furious Android justice upon this unworthy Android user before he bricks his phone for real (if he hasn't already). Listen OP, you've given no information, nobody knows what the hell you've done, and then you are hostile when I try and communicate the worthlessness of the information in your original post. There are a dozens of lazy entitled idiots like yourself who post the same rubbish on these forums everyday so before you start telling me, when all I'm doing is trying to help you, to keep my trap shut, I'd consider the facts that you're the ones who knows bugger all, you're the one who's phone isn't working, you're the one who needs helps and I, out of the generousness of my humanitarian compassionate soul, am trying to help you. Why do you think you have barely any replies? Because most members can smell a post like this a mile off and don't even bother, so I recommend you calm down, tell us exactly what you did and pray you that whatever you did wasn't as stupid as I currently think you are.
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This is by far the best post of this kind ive seen in a long time. Youre amazing! xD
make sure the phones got some battery left, put the phone in bright light and keep the power button pressed until something happens
postfatal said:
Oh please benevolent Android gods rain down your furious Android justice upon this unworthy phone is bavkoid user before he bricks his phone for real (if he hasn't already). Listen OP, you've given no information, nobody knows what the hell you've done, and then you are hostile when I try and communicsuggest worthlessness of the information in your original post. There are a dozens of lazy entitled idiots like yourself who post the same rubbish on these forums everyday so before you start telling me, when all I'm doing is trying to help you, to keep my trap shut, I'd consider the facts that you're the ones who knows bugger all, you're the one who's phone isn't working, you're the one who needs helps and I, out of the generousness of my humanitarian compassionate soul, am trying to help you. Why do you think you have barely any replies? Because most members can smell a post like this a mile off and don't even bother, so I recommend you calm down, tell us exactly what you did and pray you that whatever you did wasn't as stupid as I currently think you are.
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listen postfatal I don't know what kind of help have you offered. Since the only thing you did is to mock. If you think I should've done a search first then just tell me. There's no need to write a whole godamn essay. Use that kind of attitude and see how fast you can last in a job.
Btw, thanks to all those who did suggest something and refrained from sarcasm. I've figured out what happened and the phone is back up and running.
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listen postfatal I don't know what kind of help have you offered. Since the only thing you did is to mock. If you think I should've done a search first then just tell me. There's no need to write a whole godamn essay. Use that kind of attitude and see how fast you can last in a job.
Btw, thanks to all those who did suggest something and refrained from sarcasm. I've figured out what happened and the phone is back up and running.
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So how was it fixed? I am sure it would be useful to someone else.
JoeNeckbone said:
So how was it fixed? I am sure it would be useful to someone else.
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The phone was just acting weird. I had to press the power button + volume down for 20 seconds to get back into recovery. It has never happened before.
peugeot206 said:
The phone was just acting weird. I had to press the power button + volume down for 20 seconds to get back into recovery. It has never happened before.
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Was your home and back button flashing when you tried to do power and volume down at first? First time I saw that I thought something was def broke and maybe getting a phone with a non removable battery was a bad idea but than read on here just keep pressing and it will go to bootloader. Catastrophe avoided!
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