I'm tired of trollin' XDA and Facebook. So tell me the trippiest thing ever.
Or if your lazy, post the funniest quote you have heard lately. Maybe even a YouTube link to that quote.
EXAMPLE: "MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Last person to say something after me without a reply wins a box with something inside. Haven't decided that something yet. GO!
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I WOOOONNN
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You killed your own thread before it even started
This post changes everything. Again.
Quote "I'm more confused than a blind lesbian passing a fish market."
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deliriousDroid said:
Quote "I'm more confused than a blind lesbian passing a fish market."
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Classic. Lolololololol.
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idavid_ said:
You killed your own thread before it even started
This post changes everything. Again.
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It'll probably help for tonight. Lol.
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deliriousDroid said:
Quote "I'm more confused than a blind lesbian passing a fish market."
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That implies that all lesbians never heard of feminine hygiene. And from my "experiences", they are pretty good at that actually.
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That implies that all lesbians never heard of feminine hygiene. And from my "experiences", they are pretty good at that actually.
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It was just a funny quote a friends father said. I'm not implying anyhting like that.lol
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deliriousDroid said:
It was just a funny quote a friends father said. I'm not implying anyhting like that.lol
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Can I meet him? My father would tell me inappropriate things. Like waking up to a scorpion stinging his man hood.
Thanks dad.
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g0ldt00thgr1n said:
Can I meet him? My father would tell me inappropriate things. Like waking up to a scorpion stinging his man hood.
Thanks dad.
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what! True story?
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deliriousDroid said:
what! True story?
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Urban Legend. I heard it more than once.
sakai4eva said:
Urban Legend. I heard it more than once.
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Living in a area without scorps I didn't know that. I only seen one scorpion ever, and that was in Guatemala
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deliriousDroid said:
Living in a area without scorps I didn't know that. I only seen one scorpion ever, and that was in Guatemala
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Here, we use fire-ants instead of the scorps. Of course, the thing varies.
My closest personal encounter was to have a small lizard run up my pants. Cute little thing took one look at my one-eyed monster/trouser snake and bolted.
deliriousDroid said:
Living in a area without scorps I didn't know that. I only seen one scorpion ever, and that was in Guatemala
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Lol true story. Although, this has happened to him twice. Once in the middle east and in New Mexico. Lol.
An image imprinted in my brain. EL ES DEEE
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sakai4eva said:
Here, we use fire-ants instead of the scorps. Of course, the thing varies.
My closest personal encounter was to have a small lizard run up my pants. Cute little thing took one look at my one-eyed monster/trouser snake and bolted.
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THIS IS WHEN SIZE MATTERS.
Lolololololol.
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Omg I have this problem were I canot get this girl of my nads I mean I can't do anything? Any insight? Ahhhhh help me with my troubles concerning females...
Now who did I impersonate? Any guesses?
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Justin Bieber
Ok hint he is on xda
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Man you just said his name xD
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Mr Ed?
On another topic...did you know that Alan claims to rock?
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dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
Man you just said his name xD
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are you talking about the love messages he sent u???
Hmm maybe l
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are you talking about the love messages he sent u???
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is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes
now who's this guy now??
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I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.
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is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes
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if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot
jaszek said:
I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.
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+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.
sakai4eva said:
+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.
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What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.
jaszek said:
What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.
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She's not too shy on that department too, if you know what I mean
And yes, she's hotter than magma.
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if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot
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True he once told me a story: "I'm the ninja, Kawasaki blazin', In a kimono, “Konichiwa” to the Asians."
I love pickles. Especially Vlasic Kosher Dills.
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Sparky buys the Claussen Kosher Dills and Bread and Butter ones. They are very good with sandwiches.
Sparky WAS in the doghouse. Now, He's allowed on the deck at least.
My Nexus S is annoying me.
Deli pickles are good too, well... at least from certain delis.
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I like pickles, I was at my student's house yesterday and her dad heated up some chicken nuggets, we ate it with some Vlasic baby pickles, I can't remember the name but they were good. I'm a huge fan of Bread and Butter ones, I just like sweet, salty ones are okay from time to time for me.
I hate neutral pickles. For instance there are these gherkins in the fridge but they taste... plain. I hate it. Give me either sweet or sour!
I love salted pickles with Cooked Rice and Curry, hmmmmmmm.......
I make pickles shakes. You should try it.
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Hahaha I don't like pickles
Love them ..........
+1 here
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I make pickles shakes. You should try it.
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What is in a pickle shake?
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iynfynity said:
I make pickles shakes. You should try it.
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That sounds horrible!
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Like........
You will be reported when Im home
kach111 said:
Like........
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Lmao! Pickle shake? Eww..!
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iynfynity said:
I make pickles shakes. You should try it.
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I still wants to know bout these!!!
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Sometimes, I like to gross out Mrs. User by drinking the pickle brine. She thinks it's grody. Also, the syrup they pack fruit with in cans. Especially peaches. Yum!
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Who loves orange soda?????
(I hate pickles, over here we call em gherkins. Pickles is a more generic term for anything that's pickled.
Onions, eggs, cabbage...
Mmmmmm pickled eggs.... on nom nom nom nom)
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Hey, who really cares what you used when you sent a message? I sure don't. Anyone else here hates those signatures or do you think those are cool?
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Personally, I like them. I like to see what phones/tablets people are using.. lol, it's interesting.
Nice to know when someone is posting from a mobile device. Isn't that the point?
Could be worse, you could be that guy with a speedtest in his sig.
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Heres what I think....
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The XDA app adds that. It would be annoying to delete it every time. Unless you can turn it off and I just never noticed it.
Just disable signature in the app settings.
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Whoops....
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+1!
Bec de Xorbin said:
Hey, who really cares what you used when you sent a message? I sure don't. Anyone else here hates those signatures or do you think those are cool?
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For that you can use your XDA forum signature instead
DS1495 said:
Personally, I like them. I like to see what phones/tablets people are using.. lol, it's interesting.
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I don´t think so...
conqu1stador said:
Nice to know when someone is posting from a mobile device. Isn't that the point?
Could be worse, you could be that guy with a speedtest in his sig.
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Theres worse things in life than some extra words at the bottom of a message.
Really if thats what you are bothered enough by to complain publicly about, consider yourself very lucky, some folks have real problems.
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I think it's good. You can see the person is posting from a phone/tablet and there will be typos, you can know they can't see the signature,...
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Hey, who really cares what you used when you sent a message? I sure don't. Anyone else here hates those signatures or do you think those are cool?
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Oh the irony. If you hate it so much, why do you have it?
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I like it since when i want to thank somebody and can't do it from the app, i like to show that "hey, i'm on my phone, so i can't thank you right now, but i'm not a rude f*** that doesn't thank you".
The last part applies to A LOT of you bastards
You could always launch the browser through the app and do so that way ...
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Naaah, that's just wrong
BazookaAce said:
Naaah, that's just wrong too much work
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Fixed.
Hahaha! MUCH better!
I think you sir are being ridiculous! lol
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I like to know who to be jealous of *eyeing all those HD2 owners*
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I like it since when i want to thank somebody and can't do it from the app, i like to show that "hey, i'm on my phone, so i can't thank you right now, but i'm not a rude f*** that doesn't thank you".
The last part applies to A LOT of you bastards
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Indeed.
IMO, I kinda like em. Gives people a room for creativity.
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So if you can go back to the past, what would you change or do in your life?
Me I'm going to start studying programming at my early age. Today I'm 18 and might be too late.
What's yours?
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I would also study more programming at a younger age, but that's all my college is going to consist of so...lucky me.
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I'd go back and get my parents to invest al the money in killer portfolios and VCs.
I want to go back 1990s and invent Android
I want to go back to be admin on xda developer
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And I want to ban you before doing that...
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So if you can go back to the past, what would you change or do in your life?
Me I'm going to start studying programming at my early age. Today I'm 18 and might be too late.
What's yours?
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Honestly nothing, the way I see everything, good or bad decisions, led me to my present life. I guess I have lived without regrets... except for that time I jumped from a high wall and landed wrong... knees came full speed into my face. I knocked myself out.
I would've changed the way I looked from 2nd-7th grade and the things I did... Also, wait for an HTC Thunderbolt and go with Verizon, instead of going with the hype and buy an HTC Evo 4G, with Sprint .
I would try harder at skool!
To sleep again.
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I would want to have NOT gone to a private Christian elementary school. But if I went back in time it's not like I would have a choice.lol
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mmm...
so many things could be changed, if i can go to past...
so many words i could not to say...
I'd kill Sarah Connor and lead the resistance myself!
I wouldn't have had sex with that girl..
ieatstaples said:
I wouldn't have had sex with that girl..
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Got a kid, huh? Lol
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SteveG12543 said:
Got a kid, huh? Lol
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Or a stud haha
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twitch351 said:
Or a stud haha
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How about herpes?
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iynfynity said:
How about herpes?
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Rofl! Certainly a possibility...
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How about herpes?
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That's what I meant by stud (STD)...
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ieatstaples said:
I wouldn't have had sex with that girl..
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I would have had sex with that girl again before I went to the hospital thursday..
Everyone prank call: 1337
Located in NewYork, US.
He's been getting on my nerves lately.
Thanks.
EDIT: BTW its not my friend, its just someone who tries to ruin my relationships.
So flame on him, thanks
Screw him! Idk if its right to post someone's number online...
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trell959 said:
That's not being a good friend! .
>:¦
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Edited!,,,,
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Edited!,,,,
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Edited!,,,,
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trell959 said:
Edited!,,,,
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Huh?.. lol.
prank callings for kids lol
shawayne21 said:
Huh?.. lol.
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Oh haha.
And so? Just call call call. Ha.
shawayne21 said:
Oh haha.
And so? Just call call call. Ha.
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Use evil operator. Market search it.
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Where abouts is that #? I don't want to be paying crazy long-distance charges just to prank call
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Everyone should look up evil operator. Cool prank app.
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The number is in New York. Its not out of the US lol.
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Everyone should look up evil operator. Cool prank app.
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It doesnt show up in my market. Also lazarus doesnt seem to be charging
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shawayne21 said:
The number is in New York. Its not out of the US lol.
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I sent a msg. His response
"Bro stop f#king txting me son before u get f#king smack muthafuka"
Bahaha, seems very literate shall continue trolling this one me thinks
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deliriousDroid said:
I sent a msg. His response
"Bro stop f#king txting me son before u get f#king smack muthafuka"
Bahaha, seems very literate shall continue trolling this one me thinks
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Lmao, good stuff .
Anyway of showing the texts here? Or a brief summary? Haha.
shawayne21 said:
Lmao, good stuff .
Anyway of showing the texts here? Or a brief summary? Haha.
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Soon, still messing with him...
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And prank dial comes in handy once again
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Lmao. Recorded link?
Well, he guessed it was you already
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shawayne21 said:
Lmao. Recorded link?
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He ignored my call...
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