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I'm having a baby!!!!

and am raising it to hate Apple!

add Motorola to the list also

Congrats! Teach it well.... lol

Congratulations, but definitely add Nintendo to that list

PurpleLlamaLover said:
Congrats! Teach it well.... lol
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hahaha
definitely!

I dont know what to say... CONGRATS!!!! hope he or she looks like you
men can have babys???? :s
keep it up!

Congratz...feed it Oranges or Froyo instead of the Adam & Eve fruit

LOL this is so funny

galaxys said:
Congratz...feed it Oranges or Froyo instead of the Adam & Eve fruit
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some good ol gingerbread sounds grrrrreat

Make it hate iPhone but not hate macs he/she will Herr bullied for it.
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Double happy for you!
First and more important your baby!
And also an apple hater!!
All my best for you

congrats!
you'll soon be /or already is a daddy
Treat him/her well and difinately spend more time with him/her
oh and any chance of a photo??

You don't hate the iPhone. I know you've just done like this couple in the news!
http://www.phonesreview.co.uk/2010/01/25/giving-birth-via-the-iphone/

Congratz. Make him not hate Golf lol. Even though it's a rich people sport. (I strongly believe in my opinions =P)

G1BRICKED said:
Congratz. Make him not hate Golf lol. Even though it's a rich people sport. (I strongly believe in my opinions =P)
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love golf, hate apple, and flash the hell out of his/her devices...

Amen! Amen.

G1BRICKED said:
Amen! Amen.
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Lol, Motorola DynaTAC-8000X eh?
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Yeah man. Ballin!
Did you know that the guy who created the first cell phone now uses a Motorola Droid!?

Fo realz? I just got my HTC HD2 today. It's pretty awesome but a different beast of WM than i'm used to. I've only used sense 2.5 once, and the how settings takes me to the settings "tab" in sense is not cool.

I can't figure out how me talking about my fiancee being 13 weeks pregnant became this???

Ebooks for your Android devices

What Ebooks you want to download on your Android device?

Already have the next Terry Pratchett Discworld book on pre-order. (Kindle Edition for my phone, of course!)
iirc it's a City Watch story, which are the best ones.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse.And Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch is on holiday in the pleasant and innocent countryside, but not for him a mere body in the wardrobe. There are many, many bodies and an ancient crime more terrible than murder.He is out of his jurisdiction, out of his depth, out of bacon sandwiches, and occasionally snookered and out of his mind, but never out of guile. Where there is a crime there must be a finding, there must be a chase and there must be a punishment. They say that in the end all sins are forgiven.But not quite all... "

I generally dl the one's I want to read......
Ba dum tshhhhh......
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conantroutman said:
I generally dl the one's I want to read......
Ba dum tshhhhh......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Lol
I will assume for now that with a name like 'Droidlibrary' and with it being his first post, this guy is probably trying to peddle copies of ebooks?
Or am i just an old cynic?

DirkGently1 said:
Lol
I will assume for now that with a name like 'Droidlibrary' and with it being his first post, this guy is probably trying to peddle copies of ebooks?
Or am i just an old cynic?
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Good catch!
DIRK Y U NO MODERATOR??
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conantroutman said:
Good catch!
DIRK Y U NO MODERATOR??
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Lol, i'm too soft to moderate...
This is me:
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This is what i'd need to be:
..and i'd need the arm strength for this:
..or this:

Boy kills man. Amazing book. <3.
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I want an ebook. Can you get "The poop that took a pee"?

johncmolyneux said:
I want an ebook. Can you get "The poop that took a pee"?
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I have the pop up version. Bit messy though.....
Dirk, I can assure you that after witnessing some of the absolute fail that permeates this place the hulk would be no match for you. (And that's just OT )
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A Burning Question

Does nobody else think its weird that the expenses of devs on this forum are divided solely between beer and coffee?
How have you people(devs) survived this long without a source of carbohydrates and protein?
Perhaps being starving and naked help you to express your thoughts in syntax?
I really would love to know...

Beers are source of carbs
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s1ice said:
Does nobody else think its weird that the expenses of devs on this forum are divided solely between beer and coffee?
How have you people(devs) survived this long without a source of carbohydrates and protein?
Perhaps being starving and naked help you to express your thoughts in syntax?
I really would love to know...
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Maybe we should have a vote. We could pass a new rule on XDA, that devs are only allowed to use donations for mineral water and carrots.
Edit: It's kinda a figure of speech. Like if you say you're gonna run to the store real quick, and then get in your car and drive (You didn't really run). Or if you tell someone you're just going to jump in the shower real quick, but then you just step into it and stand (You didn't really jump).
People might even be more likely to donate if they think they're buying the guy a beer or a cup of coffee, than if they think they're buying his kid a new iPod.

sean is here. said:
Maybe we should have a vote. We could pass a new rule on XDA, that devs are only allowed to use donations for mineral water and carrots.
Edit: It's kinda a figure of speech. Like if you say you're gonna run to the store real quick, and then get in your car and drive (You didn't really run). Or if you tell someone you're just going to jump in the shower real quick, but then you just step into it and stand (You didn't really jump).
People might even be more likely to donate if they think they're buying the guy a beer or a cup of coffee, than if they think they're buying his kid a new iPod.
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Who is your favorite Cartoon Character?

Just a bit of clean fun.
Seen a Thread about your favorite Game Character here http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1025036
And why not add a picture too.
Thanks given on every single post.
Have fun.
Enjoy

Mine has to be Scrat from Ice Age
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Toss up between Randy and Cartman from South Park.
Heres a picture of Cartman.

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
And he's voiced by Samuel L Jackson.

Bugs Bunny. The king of trolls.
Nuff said.
I didn't read the other posts.. .Don't care is its already been posted.
Snowflake approves. That is all that matters (and that it doesn't break xda rules)
Sent from somewhere....if I could only remember where....

All things considered...thought I needed to really

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Coolest cat on the block.

I'm with Babydoll. Bugs Bunny is, was and always will be the greatest cartoon character ever created.

My favorite cartoon character has to be the cheetor from Beast Wars
Can't seem to find a better image.. I could, but I'm too lazy Look at this I did it
Hmm never seen season 2.. Because the channel that broadcasted the series for some reason stoped at season 1.. :silly:

Only one character should be here.
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"Judy Abbott" from "My Daddy Long Legs"

Keep them coming guys.
And as you may of noticed I do give thanks for every single post so please keep joining in and have fun.
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This guy!!
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Most recently Favorited cartoon character would be Dan from Dan Vs.
Can't forget about these though.

Dexter!
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I was going to nominate Freakazoid and The Tick. Lots of clever humor in both shows. "We interrupt this program to bring you an important message... I can see you."

Judy Jetson. Man, if I could have 1 1/2 minutes in cartoon land.
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Lol. When I was a kid I had an acquaintance with an awkwardly inappropriate Jessica Rabbit fetish. I stopped being his friend for that and many other reasons (including stealing from me).

i love Harry potter

CyanogenMod is From Aliens

Believe it or not, but it's true. I saw this in my dream yesterday : i saw their mascot singing all cyanogenmod ringtones (btw all are the name of the stars !) ... Cyan color is the poison for human. This is not human technologies it's from aliens and they wants to kill us slowly (brainwashing, loosing our time, virtual life, ...) you must leave android and any other technology be aware for what are you doing. good luck to everyone. bye

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Believe it or not, but it's true. I saw this in my dream yesterday : i saw their mascot singing all cyanogenmod ringtones (btw all are the name of the stars !) ... Cyan color is the poison for human. This is not human technologies it's from aliens and they wants to kill us slowly (brainwashing, loosing our time, virtual life, ...) you must leave android and any other technology be aware for what are you doing. good luck to everyone. bye
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Good advice OP.
This is exactly why I switched to an iPhone. :good:
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super :good: am i happy with my WP phone

aahahaha :laugh:

Nooooooo! Burn your phone and run while you still can!

Good thing Im still using stock rom. So im not invaded right? Gotta buy some tin foil and wrap it all around my friends phone. I think they are all aliens for using CyanogenMod.

Someone call the Doctor
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This reminds me of a weird dream I had once. I dreamt that I had gotten transported back in time to the Victorian era. I was panicking and trying to get someone to help me get back to my time, but nobody believed my story. They all thought I was a lunatic and they were about to throw me into the asylum, and the only way I was able to convince them I wasn't just some nut was by showing them my smartphone. I was like, "If I wasn't from the future then why would I have THIS?!" I brandished the phone at them and they accused me of being an alien, and then I woke up.

kabuk1 said:
This reminds me of a weird dream I had once. I dreamt that I had gotten transported back in time to the Victorian era. I was panicking and trying to get someone to help me get back to my time, but nobody believed my story. They all thought I was a lunatic and they were about to throw me into the asylum, and the only way I was able to convince them I wasn't just some nut was by showing them my smartphone. I was like, "If I wasn't from the future then why would I have THIS?!" I brandished the phone at them and they accused me of being an alien, and then I woke up.
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Do your phone had cyanogenmod on it?

Jesse72 said:
Do your phone had cyanogenmod on it?
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This was back in my HD2 days, but I had installed magldr so yes, I do believe I had CM7 on it.

Who were all using Aliens Technology?

Good or bad aliens?

That's bad

I think CM create John Cena. The owner never give up and he always do a update
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