Lol, this really is how it happens too. Thought I would share so ya'll could get a laugh out of it too.
Happy Friday!
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/05/sneaky-hate-spiral.html
Absolutely hilarious, thank you haha
My favorite part: "Hey a$$hole! You think you're better than me? Are you better than fire?!"
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Haha i have to say that was pretty funny. So true too.
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Absolutely hilarious, thank you haha
My favorite part: "Hey a$$hole! You think you're better than me? Are you better than fire?!"
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That and the cat butt.
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Haha i have to say that was pretty funny. So true too.
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hahaha lool
nice story xD
That was fuc*ing hilarious!!!!! Lmao
ROFLMFAO
A couple of those things happen daily for me:
1. So i goto sleep and open the window cause its so hot at night in my room and dont have a ceiling fan. as soon as i pass out, i cant sleep voluntarily..
2. Like 3-5am in the morning, i hear the inconsiderate a**holes next door slamming there damn mini van door leaving late or early, or there f*cking dog is barking and its a little piece of sh*t, then after at least a half hour of that, then the birds start chirping outrageously loud or if its not that its school season and there are F*cking middle schoolers waiting for there bus right outside bouncing basketballs at 7 am in the morning and yelling and being annoying as sh*t. If its not something outside its my F*ucking cats meowing in my face or showing me there a**hole .
3. after im finally up, i start to chill after i shower
4. Leave for work then i cant find my f*cking sunglasses and every car i have to drive behind is either driving ridiculous slow,swerving or there car has to much F*cking chrome on it and the sun reflects off it and blinds me
5. Then work all day
6. Then on the way home the driving experience is the same except the concept of being blind cause its not as bright out.
7. Finally home relaxing and resting and eat maybe have a beer
8. Bed time comes
9. Repeat
Sorry about the rant, after reading that blog, it reminded me of my annoyances.
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ROFLMFAO
A couple of those things happen daily for me:
1. So i goto sleep and open the window cause its so hot at night in my room and dont have a ceiling fan. as soon as i pass out, i cant sleep voluntarily..
2. Like 3-5am in the morning, i hear the inconsiderate a**holes next door slamming there damn mini van door leaving late or early, or there f*cking dog is barking and its a little piece of sh*t, then after at least a half hour of that, then the birds start chirping outrageously loud or if its not that its school season and there are F*cking middle schoolers waiting for there bus right outside bouncing basketballs at 7 am in the morning and yelling and being annoying as sh*t. If its not something outside its my F*ucking cats meowing in my face or showing me there a**hole .
3. after im finally up, i start to chill after i shower
4. Leave for work then i cant find my f*cking sunglasses and every car i have to drive behind is either driving ridiculous slow,swerving or there car has to much F*cking chrome on it and the sun reflects off it and blinds me
5. Then work all day
6. Then on the way home the driving experience is the same except the concept of being blind cause its not as bright out.
7. Finally home relaxing and resting and eat maybe have a beer
8. Bed time comes
9. Repeat
Sorry about the rant, after reading that blog, it reminded me of my annoyances.
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you forgot the part where:
"erick erick erick" comes
davidrules7778 said:
ROFLMFAO
If its not something outside its my F*ucking cats meowing in my face or showing me there a**hole .
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Lol, why the fsck do cats do that?? One of these days, you should oblige your cat and shove something up it's ass and see if it stops. lol
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you forgot the part where:
"erick erick erick" comes
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Hes one of the annoying Middle Schoolers
lol
Erick isnt bad compared to what i posted above.
badogg said:
Lol, why the fsck do cats do that?? One of these days, you should oblige your cat and shove something up it's ass and see if it stops. lol
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LMAO, they only do it like when they want something badly, they put it directly in your face touching your nose and you wake up and your like F*ucking gross!!1
davidrules7778 said:
Hes one of the annoying Middle Schoolers
lol
Erick isnt bad compared to what i posted above.
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I meant in 3 word story thread
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I meant in 3 word story thread
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i know but im over it...........
Related
I'm thinking of getting a pet for my apartment, but I'm not sure what to get - I don't want a Dog or Cat because I wont be there most of the day as this will be unfair but i'm open for suggestions.
Get a golden fish
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Get a golden fish
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I've had fish before (bad experience), but I was thinking something unusual
I recomend you
A URON!!!!!
see this vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BHQ_IyObUo
are nice pets, funny and dont need anykind of special and large bed... they only needs a basket hanging on the wall or hanging from the top but with a rope to the floor.
dont eats too much and are clean!... a lil expensive... less than a finest dog.
well,
i suggest you get a sheep, quite unusual, but i like sheep a lot.
Hamster low maintenance or even better a tamagotchi
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or even better a tamagotchi
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Lol!!
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well,
i suggest you get a sheep, quite unusual, but i like sheep a lot.
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HAHAHAHA a sheep!!!???
I think its better to have sheeps as chairs... not as pets in a tiny appartment.
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snakes or lizards are reptiles
unusual aswell
and remember cats are self sufficient, theyll pretty much look after themselves
what happened to ur fish did she split and take u for half
well im in a 2 bedroom apt with my girl and our 3 yr old daughter
we have a hamster and a fish tank with some fresh water fish.
Very low maintenance and very inexpensive to keep up with, especially the hamster.
Get a canary. Nothing beats that (except a cat, but you don't want one lol).
Get a girl friend But be ready to spend big bucks
galaxys said:
Get a girl friend But be ready to spend big bucks
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Already did that, but my wife said we couldn't keep it.
Get a raccoon or better yet a skunk
Your never going to be facing any problems with thieves breaking into your apartment
galaxys said:
Get a girl friend But be ready to spend big bucks
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got a fience, and she is very high maintenance ha ha
-PiLoT- said:
what happened to ur fish did she split and take u for half
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Ha Ha - no the tank split and flooded my room, parents wern't happy
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Already did that, but my wife said we couldn't keep it.
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LOL
What about a parrot?
denco7 said:
already did that, but my wife said we couldn't keep it. :d
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fracking rofl
denco7 said:
Already did that, but my wife said we couldn't keep it.
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NO WAY!!! =p
LOL
you dont want a pet piss on your car!! like this xtrange cute little pusycat
"URON" and other weasel types smell a lot at least if they're male
my brother had one my gf could not even enter his flat because of the sickly sweet smell it had
a CHINCHILLA could work as they are night animals so it's best for them to sleep during the day and when you're away at that point you can hang and chill in the evening
they do have pretty strict diets though
Get a tortoise!
Low maintenance, and just awesome!
(BTW, that's the family tortoise, not just some random one)
Well i tried a beer this weekend (i was just going to see what it tasted like, not drink 5 bottles and get wasted) and it tasted terrible, it was so sour. I tried a natural light and a bud light. I dont really see why people like it...but my dad let me try rum and wine one time and that stuff wasn't half bad it tasted a whole lot better than beer...
+1 ... u dont wanna know how ****ed up i gotta be before i let myself be talked into some beer .... in fact , it usually goes to waste
I prefer whiskey myself. I only drink beer if someone hands it to me and I don't want to be rude.
But I can't stand wine.
souljaboy said:
+1 ... u dont wanna know how ****ed up i gotta be before i let myself be talked into some beer .... in fact , it usually goes to waste
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Yeah me and my friend tried it and threw it out after a few drinks
That's why you drink real beers. Bud light/coors light taste like crap to me. But let's say Heineken is much better. Trust me, I'm Polish, we drink beer like it's water lol. Also, was it warm?
P.S. Lol at getting wasted after 5 bud lights.
jaszek said:
That's why you drink real beers. Bud light/coors light taste like crap to me. But let's say Heineken is much better. Trust me, I'm Polish, we drink beer like it's water lol. Also, was it warm?
P.S. Lol at getting wasted after 5 bud lights.
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haha i dont know how many it takes to get wasted but yeah they were warm
There are hundreds if not thousands of different tasting beers around the world. Don't judge them all based on the cheapest american domestic beer you can find. Chances are there is a beer out there somewhere that you would love. One of my favorates is a Belgium ale called Chimay. It's expensive but well worth it.
I would hardly call bud light or, my god, natural light beer. Get yourself some real beer.
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haha i dont know how many it takes to get wasted but yeah they were warm
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You're a high school freshmen. Focus on your school work. Kids. /Smh.
Original Android <3ers! said:
You're a high school freshmen. Focus on your school work. Kids. /Smh.
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I've been drinking beer since 7th or 8th grade lol.
Spanky spanky spank!
I never got into Beer really. I've always been a liquor drinker
jaszek said:
I've been drinking beer since 7th or 8th grade lol.
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Haha...how old are you now?
Beer is wonderful. So are whiskies, bourbons, vodkas, wines, tequilas... It's an acquired taste.
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Haha...how old are you now?
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18. Turning 19 in December. lol
I just love having a cold beer on a hot summer day.
When I first had some beer I threw up, I hated that much...
But I dont know, I had it a year or two ago and I really enjoyed it.
Its pretty weird, but now Im more than happy to have a few pints on a warm day!
How old are you OP?
I think its the sort of thing you seem to enjoy more as you age a little (Im only 18 my self lol)
You might want to try cider and perry (Not that **** you get in chainshops like strongbow, not sure if you even have it in america)
You should try and get some good quality cider, you honestly cant beat it.
A slightly chilled glass of cider on a warm day is the best
(Mind you, that might just be in English in me talking)
Spirits on the other hand, I love.
Vodka and tropical juice is lovely. As well has cocktails like jagerbombs
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Spirits on the other hand, I love.
Vodka and tropical juice is lovely. As well has cocktails like jagerbombs
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Don't get me started on Vodka and Blue Kamikazes. lol
American beer is more like sewage water. They should not be allowed to call it beer. The real stuff comes from Europe.
manicmetal said:
American beer is more like sewage water. They should not be allowed to call it beer. The real stuff comes from Europe.
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Your misinformed statement fills me with lulz.
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Its may 21st here in Australia and its actually a really nice bright sunny day!
Did any of you truly believe the world would end today?
It's not saturday here yet
Hey people are charging religious folks to mind their pets during this Armageddon. 6 pets @ $100 p/pet make sense to me. People's entitled to their beliefs etc.. shouldn't integration with business still go on, just because the world is ending? fits well with book publication (Bible) so..
For the record, the world ends for thousands and starts for many more, every day of the week ;-) funny people..
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Its may 21st here in Australia and its actually a really nice bright sunny day!
Did any of you truly believe the world would end today?
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Your silly we all know the bible
Is based in america!! XD
I use swype so expect bad grammar and errors
It's not the end of the world, it's Rapture, where every true God believer goes into heaven.
ROFLMAAAAAAAAAAAAO
Supposed to have storms tomorrow, *hohum* hope its not God's wrath...
The world doesn't end until Oct 21st.
Today is the rapture, when the righteous are saved. Apparently there'll be 3,000,000 saved. Seems a little high to me as most people on earth are douchebags, lets be honest.....
Sent From Heaven Via The Grace Of God.........
Not much rapturing going on around here! If you're still left standing it must mean that you haven't been good. Time to buck up your ideas if you don't want to miss out next time around
Of course, if anyone around you is being raptured as we speak you should give the rest of us a heads-up! Try and get pictures.
conantroutman said:
The world doesn't end until Oct 21st.
Today is the rapture, when the righteous are saved. Apparently there'll be 3,000,000 saved. Seems a little high to me as most people on earth are douchebags, lets be honest.....
Sent From Heaven Via The Grace Of God.........
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How come you are online? I thought you of all people would be picked up in the rapture
I keed I keed haha
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How come you are online? I thought you of all people would be picked up in the rapture
I keed I keed haha
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Seems you missed my mobile sig in that post ............
Even heaven has teh interwebz......
Nah, I kid, ill be joining the rest of you in android hell.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face......
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Seems you missed my mobile sig in that post ............
Even heaven has teh interwebz......
Nah, I kid, ill be joining the rest of you in android hell.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face......
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Yeah, I prefer when my messages are sent from your fingers to my face anyways
Heaven can't have webz! That's a lie! The internet is really, really great, FOR PORN! So that all in it's self makes your statement void! BUT I will not stop there! The internet also corrupts and teaches people....it's a double edged blade
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Perhaps we were all uploaded to the matrix while we were sleeping. How would we know?
Anyone seen any menacing looking guys in dark suits and sunglasses?
Well we could always try and do some real time coding and see if we can spawn random objects of our choice
I'm spawning a new phone, moar phones! AND WEAPONS! MWAHAHAHAHA!
But...I haven't seen the men in suits yet...
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twitch153 said:
Yeah, I prefer when my messages are sent from your fingers to my face anyways
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your not hitting on me are you??
twitch153 said:
Heaven can't have webz! That's a lie! The internet is really, really great, FOR PORN! So that all in it's self makes your statement void! BUT I will not stop there! The internet also corrupts and teaches people....it's a double edged blade
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Also, this........
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your not hitting on me are you??
Also, this........
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Never would I haha
But that's not you...so the argument remains valid until I see an actual GB necklace. But I'm going to sleep...
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But that's not you...
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Prove it......
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Prove it......
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Is it you? If the answer is no, that's my proof haha
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Well, we are going to be less people in the World now as there are plenty of those believers. I don't say that it's wrong, but how many times have they told us the World is going to end and Jesus returns ?
Im fixin my laptop
SuperDeform said:
Im fixin my laptop
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Before the rapture?? Good thinking....
I should probably get round to painting the spare room, I'd hate to be called up to heaven and have to dwell on the fact that I didnt do it for all eternity.....
Please, don't fill this forum with hate, that would just make you an ass.
I just picked up the album, and I have some severe mixed feelings on it. I really like Electric Chapel and Scheiße, but some of the songs are just... eh. And I kinda found Black Jesus offensive. (No, the song is not about race, outsiders.)
Anyone else get the album, how do you all like it?
WTF is a 'Lady Gaga'
I definitely love Scheiße but I also love Hair. It has soo much meaning to me . But I agree I also have a mixed feeling on some of the songs on the album
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DirkGently1 said:
WTF is a 'Lady Gaga'
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Are you serious?
I like "The Edge of Glory". Great song.
DirkGently1 said:
WTF is a 'Lady Gaga'
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Its like a "Madonna"........
In fact its a complete rip off of a "Madonna"......
It is a completely unoriginal, manufactured marketing gimmick with the sole purpose of parting kids from their pocket money, and its very sucessful.
It was not in fact "born this way", it was told be be that way in order to achieve its primary function.
ok thats my daily dose of trolling......
mmmm feels gooood.
I cant help it, I was born this way.
conantroutman said:
Its like a "Madonna"........
In fact its a complete rip off of a "Madonna"......
It is a completely unoriginal, manufactured marketing gimmick with the sole purpose of parting kids from their pocket money, and its very sucessful.
It was not in fact "born this way", it was told be be that way in order to achieve its primary function.
ok thats my daily dose of trolling......
mmmm feels gooood.
I cant help it, I was born this way.
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Oh, it's a pop thing. I stopped listening to new music around 1995 when it all turned to ****. (With one exception that i've confessed to in another thread).
Thanks CT.
DirkGently1 said:
Oh, it's a pop thing. I stopped listening to new music around 1995 when it all turned to ****. (With one exception that i've confessed to in another thread).
Thanks CT.
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Old school huh ...me too..but I know who this Lady Gaga is ...*poker face song in the background*
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Old school huh ...me too..but I know who this Lady Gaga is ...*poker face song in the background*
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When it comes to media i'm about as Old Skool and retro as it gets. Don't own a TV or Radio, and only read science journals + tech sites, as current affairs never really change from one generation to the next. (Crime/Corruption/War/Natural disasters - all the same as ever was).
Hitchcock movies from the '40s and music from the '60s/'70s
"..Shine on you crazy diamond...tra-la-la.."
Trololololl
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"Don't own a TV or Radio"
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Yet your username is a fictional TV detective....
You sir, are a mystery wrapped in an enigma with a sprinkling of parmesan cheese.....
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Yet your username is a fictional TV detective....
You sir, are a mystery wrapped in an enigma with a sprinkling of parmesan cheese.....
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He most certainly is not. I slap thee in the face with a gauntlet and challenge you to a pistol duel at sunrise. My honor must be satisfied!
Some fiendish, greedy, television executive turned a fictional literary detective into something 'suitable' for the illiterate commoner! May the bugger burn in hell for all eternity.
You were right about the riddle/enigma/puzzle/smelly cheese thing though
obsidianchao said:
Please, don't fill this forum with hate, that would just make you an ass.
I just picked up the album, and I have some severe mixed feelings on it. I really like Electric Chapel and Scheiße, but some of the songs are just... eh. And I kinda found Black Jesus offensive. (No, the song is not about race, outsiders.)
Anyone else get the album, how do you all like it?
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So u like lady gaga huh?
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So u like lady gaga huh?
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Didn't Madonna do the whole 'Black Jesus' thing 20 years ago with the 'Like A Prayer' video?
Is nothing original any more?
BTW, (just speculating here), if Jesus was born in the middle east, as it was written, why does he look as white as my ass in every picture you see?
I don't like it.
DirkGently1 said:
Didn't Madonna do the whole 'Black Jesus' thing 20 years ago with the 'Like A Prayer' video?
Is nothing original any more?
BTW, (just speculating here), if Jesus was born in the middle east, as it was written, why does he look as white as my ass in every picture you see?
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Because when he was first drawn it was by a white dude. Jesus really was a black man. With a 'fro, supposedly.
Lady Gaga is terribly ridiculous. Her music is also terribly bad.
Yes, 'hate' just went down.
I don't like her but I might as well listen to her instead of beaver.
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I don't like her but I might as well listen to her instead of beaver.
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Beaver? I don't even know who that is ... but I hear 'neither' is pretty good.
Seriously, people.
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DirkGently1 said:
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Asked the same question in my bio class senior year (also asked if she was black) and everybody around me started cracking up in disbelief.
I have a big distaste for this album. I like parts of certain songs, but not any one song as a whole. I feel like she's going downhill instead of up musically.
Just wan to know how many people are turning electrical devices(of any type) off while thunderstorms's. If you don't do that, do you have protections like over-voltage protected power-boards?
I don't turn them off, but I have much protection against the worst case
I usually turn them off, but not all the times.
I have a Tripp Light power supply, besides working as a surge protector (which I have in every outlet I use), if the power goes out I can safely shut down my TV receiver consoles etc. At that point I usually unplug all those things and fully charge my phone and tablet, tether the tablet to the phone and wait until the power comes back.
Only time this was not sufficient for me was last year when all the tornadoes hit us and the power was out for 4-10 days depending on where in north Bama you were at. That was complete chaos!! 7PM curfew and Martial law. Every time I get a chance now I urge people to keep as much gas in cans as possible, canned food for a week, and a few hundred dollars cash in a safe place like your garage at ALL TIMES! Lucky for me I had my bug out bag and a full tank. But it was really rough on allot of people, my parents even left the state. Anyways I got off topic there but its good advice!
Edit: corrected grammar so prototype7's head doesn't explode.
WiredPirate said:
Marshall law!
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My head is going to explode if I don't correct this, it's martial law.
I can't even remember the last time I heard thunder / saw lightning...
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My head is going to explode if I don't correct this, it's martial law.
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Lol, thank you sir. I got to typing and typing and didn't think twice. I sit corrected.
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I can't even remember the last time I heard thunder / saw lightning...
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Yesterday, still raining now.
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I can't even remember the last time I heard thunder / saw lightning...
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It rarely happens in San Diego either. But our infrastructure collapses with the slightest breeze, so power outages are common. I love power outages, though, because all my devices are off, and its the perfect occasion to put ice in the cooler and get rip-roaring drunk in the dark.
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I turn off my desktop, more because I;m afraid of outages than surges. I'll use my laptop then.
prototype7 said:
Yesterday, still raining now.
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Lol, are you telling me the last time I saw thunder / heard lightning was yesterday and that it's still raining?? Are you a wizard??
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
It rarely happens in San Diego either. But our infrastructure collapses with the slightest breeze, so power outages are common. I love power outages, though, because all my devices are off, and its the perfect occasion to put ice in the cooler and get rip-roaring drunk in the dark.
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I know a really bad electrician, want me to send him over to rewire your house? Not only would you spend a whole lot of time in the dark but you'd have the added excitement of not knowing which switch/appliance in the house was one day going to fry you like bacon...
Kinda like drunk in the dark russian roulette, with electricity...
conantroutman said:
Lol, are you telling me the last time I saw thunder / heard lightning was yesterday and that it's still raining?? Are you a wizard??
I know a really bad electrician, want me to send him over to rewire your house? Not only would you spend a whole lot of time in the dark but you'd have the added excitement of not knowing which switch/appliance in the house was one day going to fry you like bacon...
Kinda like drunk in the dark russian roulette, with electricity...
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I appreciate the offer, but I'm an amateur electrician myself, and can run my dishwasher by opening my garage door.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I appreciate the offer, but I'm an amateur electrician myself, and can run my dishwasher by opening my garage door.
Sent from my coffee pot.
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Actually I'm quite shocked that your whole house isn't controlled by that monster of a coffee machine you posted in the image thread...
conantroutman said:
Actually I'm quite shocked that your whole house isn't controlled by that monster of a coffee machine you posted in the image thread...
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Oh, it is. I wired it up myself. Make coffee and activate ceiling fans with the push of a button.
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There's thunder here like once a year, so the answer is never.
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i just unplug my device from the charger
conantroutman said:
Lol, are you telling me the last time I saw thunder / heard lightning was yesterday and that it's still raining?? Are you a wizard??
I know a really bad electrician, want me to send him over to rewire your house? Not only would you spend a whole lot of time in the dark but you'd have the added excitement of not knowing which switch/appliance in the house was one day going to fry you like bacon...
Kinda like drunk in the dark russian roulette, with electricity...
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Not allowed to tell you about the wizard part, but I was talking about myself. I thought that might confuse you but was too lazy to clarify.
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Thunder doesn't scare me. Now lightning on the other hand...
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Never worried about it here in outer space!
galaxys said:
Never worried about it here in outer space!
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What about the solar flairs?
Thunder scares my birds. They all hide under their food bowls.
I on the other hand...unplug my phone and browse OT....
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.