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Purple Drama Llama is looking for you, please reply back on this thread, he needs the whip...

T.C.P said:
Purple Drama Llama is looking for you, please reply back on this thread, he needs the whip...
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Temporarily of course. Hubby being disobedient.

Purple Drama Llama said:
Temporarily of course. Hubby being disobedient.
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he needs to spanks dan

bump to the top

I suppose yelling out "HEY ****" would be crossing the line? Haha just jokes
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deliriousDroid said:
I suppose yelling out "HEY ****" would be crossing the line? Haha just jokes
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Nope. Totally normal.

Bump
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OMG. Super old thread.

XD Was this when llama married Dan, don't think she's seen it
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So.... what now?

Not sure, hmm.
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The end is nigh!
Dead threads are being resurrected!
Husam is sobering up, and not being emo either!
Milad is still killing himself. Wait, that's no difference...
A new Mafiag just got banned!
TRM is stalking us!
The end is nigh!
You have no chance to survive make your time. For great justice. All your threads are belong to us.

sakai4eva said:
The end is nigh!
Dead threads are being resurrected!
Husam is sobering up, and not being emo either!
Milad is still killing himself. Wait, that's no difference...
A new Mafiag just got banned!
TRM is stalking us!
The end is nigh!
You have no chance to survive make your time. For great justice. All your threads are belong to us.
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you forgot:
max is not failing
sakai is turning into a bear

husam666 said:
you forgot:
max is not failing
sakai is turning into a bear
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Wha-? Dafuq? Bear?

sakai4eva said:
So.... what now?
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Age of the Cow.

sakai4eva said:
Wha-? Dafuq? Bear?
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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)
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WTH! I missed that one?? What did that boy want?

TheRomMistress said:
WTH! I missed that one?? What did that boy want?
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I forget now, we need him back to tell us
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deliriousDroid said:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)
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not that kind of bear, you know the one who invented the kids meal, but that works as well

husam666 said:
not that kind of bear, you know the one who invented the kids meal, but that works as well
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Ahh, da [email protected] you mean... yea, your right, both work.haha
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What's your job?

Post what type of job you have and also if you have any degrees or anything... Pretty interesting to see the diversity on XDA!
Update:
Officially got my 2yr A.S.S Criminal Justice degree.
Graduated the police academy. (Looking for an agency that is hiring).
Just got an armed security job too!

Iam doing bachelor of business administration...and plan to do masters in the same.....
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Sweet, have any long term goals with that masters?
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On the weekdays, I repair computers, on weekends I'm a runner at a catering hall, from time to time have a photography job, and in college for computer science.

Doing bachelor of biochem... graduating in a week, so worried...

Squeezing titties
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deliriousDroid said:
Squeezing titties
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sounds like a great job

xThe Enforcer said:
Thought it would be cool to see everyones jobs and such. Talk about what you do and also post if you have a degree or something as well...
2yr AS in Criminal Justice.
Work security at a construction site. Cake job.
Have 3 months left in the police academy and I plan on going into law enforcement.
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i hope your a good cop bc there arent many that are not complete assholes i know im a medic for an ambulance service and i dont think they understand that they may need us one day and THEN my turn!

fleurdelisxliv said:
sounds like a great job
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Ehh, not so much when they are on a cow.lol
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Until this Friday - I was working at HP performing tech support for a large bank.. supporting their telecom systems.
Cake job... decent money - and was able to play a lot of Minecraft. Going to miss this job *sniff*.

I work as a paralegal.

deliriousDroid said:
Ehh, not so much when they are on a cow.lol
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lol i thought u were a plastic surgeon

fleurdelisxliv said:
lol i thought u were a plastic surgeon
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Or work in a morgue
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Pizza hut cook. -_- pays the bills though
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fleurdelisxliv said:
i hope your a good cop bc there arent many that are not complete assholes i know im a medic for an ambulance service and i dont think they understand that they may need us one day and THEN my turn!
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Heard this from my bud who's an EMT too... Trust me, I won't!
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I work for Boeing, building 747's!

hand job.
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Real estate agent. Selling holiday homes on the French Riviera. On my free time, i'm translating iOS and Android applications to norwegian.

I breed birds (canaries, lovebirds and, parakeets mostly) and make and sell handmade bird toys.
Sparky says Hi.
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Full time student
Getting a bachelors in Information Systems, and a Masters in International Business.
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LETS RYMMME!!! Easy Rules!!!

1. HAS TO RYMME WITH ANOTHER POST OF THE SAME PAGE (if you start a new page you can change the word if you want.
2. You can change the word if you think it had enough rymme at any time
Android is cool and fun....

And I want a tasty...
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Burger with a Bun

I like alot of...
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MacaronyMax said:
I like alot of...
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Your suppose to rymme with tasty
Lets get back on track, try and edit you post and change it.
THIS POST DOESNT COUNT!!!

Why should I wait
Edit: tried to keep it flowing, but it seems like I failed. David you made it. You killed your own thread in the third post... Congrats
Jk ofc

this thread went off course pretty quick

All cause of maxes hate.

Rhyme*!!!
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need to leave the state

and do crime

But not whine
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and drugs like cocain

and Marry Jane
(this thread rules are hard to keep with)

and get some alchohol (sp)
And the rules are now final

I want to try and rhyme
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get rid of the grime
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From the inside
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And is a smelly
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Runnin away beyond mexico boderline

If you can go back to the past...

So if you can go back to the past, what would you change or do in your life?
Me I'm going to start studying programming at my early age. Today I'm 18 and might be too late.
What's yours?
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I would also study more programming at a younger age, but that's all my college is going to consist of so...lucky me.
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I'd go back and get my parents to invest al the money in killer portfolios and VCs.

I want to go back 1990s and invent Android

I want to go back to be admin on xda developer
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And I want to ban you before doing that...

iynfynity said:
So if you can go back to the past, what would you change or do in your life?
Me I'm going to start studying programming at my early age. Today I'm 18 and might be too late.
What's yours?
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Honestly nothing, the way I see everything, good or bad decisions, led me to my present life. I guess I have lived without regrets... except for that time I jumped from a high wall and landed wrong... knees came full speed into my face. I knocked myself out.

I would've changed the way I looked from 2nd-7th grade and the things I did... Also, wait for an HTC Thunderbolt and go with Verizon, instead of going with the hype and buy an HTC Evo 4G, with Sprint .

I would try harder at skool!

To sleep again.
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I would want to have NOT gone to a private Christian elementary school. But if I went back in time it's not like I would have a choice.lol
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mmm...
so many things could be changed, if i can go to past...
so many words i could not to say...

I'd kill Sarah Connor and lead the resistance myself!

I wouldn't have had sex with that girl..

ieatstaples said:
I wouldn't have had sex with that girl..
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Got a kid, huh? Lol
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SteveG12543 said:
Got a kid, huh? Lol
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Or a stud haha
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twitch351 said:
Or a stud haha
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How about herpes?
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iynfynity said:
How about herpes?
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Rofl! Certainly a possibility...
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iynfynity said:
How about herpes?
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That's what I meant by stud (STD)...
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ieatstaples said:
I wouldn't have had sex with that girl..
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I would have had sex with that girl again before I went to the hospital thursday..

Chocolate Doughnut

Really looking forward to when we get some finalized versions of ICS on the go for the nexus s, and other phones, but I am really excited about Chocolate Doughnut. Anybody have any idea when google will release the source code. They've kept us waiting too long for the doughnut as it is I'm thinking Roll on CD

Are you on crack, trolling, or just stupid..

SS2006 said:
Are you on crack, trolling, or just stupid..
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Yes
10 characters means he is on all 3

shrooms & mescaline

What is this I don't even.
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surveysays said:
shrooms & mescaline
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No need to bring sacred healing medicine into this

Bad troll too since it would names with something starting with j
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wtf!!!.....lmao..this guys hitting the pipe a lil to hard!!
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I accidentally it! THE WHOLE THING!!!

umm. what?

Lol the scots and their alcohol

Damn. Sorry google. It's ok though - all these guys think I'm joking.

sharing is caring

buachaille said:
Damn. Sorry google. It's ok though - all these guys think I'm joking.
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I fully appreciate your sincerity.
Now pass the pipe.

buachaille said:
Damn. Sorry google. It's ok though - all these guys think I'm joking.
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I don't. I know exactly what you're talking about and I can even answer your question.
I've been told, on good authority, April 2012. Not long to wait at all
Incidentally, I'm talking crap, just like you.

So did google talk to you on one of your little cloud trips? Or when you saw that double rainbow?
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