Welcome to my Jacuzzi - Off-topic

Open all year, all day!

Absolutely. All I ask is that you help keep it clean, because with all the guests, my slaves...I mean kids will have trouble keeping up.

Go down past the Custom Room, turn left at the rooted toaster. If you pass the random images, you've gone too far.

This is it milad just sit down and relax. Aaahhhhhhhhhh, a digital Jacuzzi.
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May I join?
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS

Everyone is welcome!!
Oh, and since I have 2 x chromosomes, I suppose I count as a chick!

Is this Jacuzzi, you know, clean? Some people like to get "romantic" in these things
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I certainly hope it is!!!!

Oops I farted.....hehe
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LOL
Since there are now "Chicks" in here i brought some below...
Look at this:
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An old bona fide acquaintance of mine remarked that she had her first orgasm when she was in a jacuzzi.

HEY!!! Great news! Just got my shipment of edible bikkies...in the custom room if ya wanna try some!

I brought a pupu platter!
Pupu is slang for a small appetizer.

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Who has a pet reptile?

I have a pet Leopard Gecko I'd like to see what you guys, on XDA have. Please post pics!
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So many possible inappropriate answers, so little time!
Keeping it decent, (for a change), i have always wanted a Burmese Python or something similar, just never actually gotten around to it. Snakes and other Reptiles are beautiful creatures imo.
Got any pics of your Gecko?
A friend of mine has a pet iguana
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS
DirkGently1 said:
So many possible inappropriate answers, so little time!
Keeping it decent, (for a change), i have always wanted a Burmese Python or something similar, just never actually gotten around to it. Snakes and other Reptiles are beautiful creatures imo.
Got any pics of your Gecko?
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My friend has an Albino Burmese Python, haha. Beautiful snakes.
Some pics...
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Are you a pirate?

Yes, I am, garr!
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As in
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or
If it's the first one, No I'm a ninja, If it's the second we're not allowed to talk about it
MacaronyMax said:
As in
or
If it's the first one, No I'm a ninja, If it's the second we're not allowed to talk about it
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However you want to understand it.
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The bay, that is all
ARG!!!!!!!
I ravage the booties! Yaa-har!
Too far? :/
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I haven't bought movies, music, or software in years
SteveG12543 said:
I ravage the booties! Yaa-har!
Too far? :/
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Quite possibly....
Pirates (be they somali or software) are scum and have no place in OT.
So Max, take off that eyepatch right now and you in the back there.... leave that parrot alone or I'll report you to animal welfare....

Is It A Condom Or Is It An Android?

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Just read this article over at AndroidAndMe. I can't believe what i'm reading
What's next? The LG Tingle? HTC Cruise Control?
Lol!! I never thought of it this way, haha. And my friends tell me I have a sick mind Thanks for sharing, I got a laugh.
I'm surprised that HTC Passion (Nexus One) isn't on the list. That fits, no...?
Yeah, Passion would fit perfectly on that list
LULZ!!!!!!
ALSO:
HTC Y U NAME PHONES AFTER CONDOMS?
davidrules7778 said:
LULZ!!!!!!
ALSO:
HTC Y U NAME PHONES AFTER CONDOMS?
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So we dont forget to use condoms
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"Hey guys! I think i'll get a Sensation for my Sensation, so when i'm getting my groove on i'll flip my Sensation up and get it on - with Angry Birds.
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Why is it a list of 20 names? Surely just listing the 8 that are both is enough.

Real name

Almost everyone on XDA is known by his username, so i started thia thread; tell what your real name is, for example:
john appleseed
etc.
have fun!
my name's Klaas Schoenmaker
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I love your comments like this. hahahahahahaha
Can always depend on you and DaveShaw or is it MikeChannon, get them mixed up, to bring some great mod attitude to the mix. Love it
In fight club we don't have names. The only name is robert paulson, and that's only in death.
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The names Jim. Jimmy Whatdidyasay
My name is Hugh Jass.....
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Harry Beaver
As pointed out above, this thread already exists. Please search before making further threads.
Ooooh a closed thread.........
Better not post in it.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

whats your favorite canibus?

I personality love bubble kush but I fell in love with blue dream
Ohh and OG is the ****
Tell me what you smoke
Since you horribly misspelled it I'm going to guess you're taking some of it for a spin right about now =p Don't think this thread will last long.
Lock the before in.
I'm not as you as think stoned I am!
bord1er said:
I personality love bubble kush but I fell in love with blue dream
Ohh and OG is the ****
Tell me what you smoke
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Is this thread about the new HTC Mary Jane?
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hungry81 said:
Is this thread about the new HTC Mary Jane?
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It's actually about that pink elephant sitting next to me.
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I like to smoke threads discussing such matters.
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