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East cost hurricane

Hope everyone that is affected by Irene is alright. Bracing for the flooding here in suburban Philadelphia.
Please lengthen your message to at least 10 charters

Safety checklist for those on the affected areas
http://www.redcross.org/www-files/Documents/pdf/Preparedness/checklists/Hurricane.pdf

Sparky and my landlord are going to board up all our windows early tomorrow morning...since sparky and I are on the third floor of a three family house that surrounded by one and two family houses (makes for a beautiful view but very unprotected in the face of the hurricane....)
Expect me to be posting from my bathroom (no windows) huddled with Sparky surrounded by birds
All your OT are belong to Pipsqueak

My best wishes for all of your family, keep it safe!!

Its a good thing I live by the shore in Jersey. -.-
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mudkipz said:
Its a good thing I live by the shore in Jersey. -.-
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I thought they evacuated the shore...
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They want us to voluntarily evacuate. My family is waiting to the last minute to go.
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And the people in nyc are overpanicing. Ill bet that by the time it gets here itll be a tropical storm...which is bar weather.
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Just started getting it here in virginia beach not to bad really still have power....lots of rain wind hasn't seemed to be to terribly bad yet...
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Rapping Thread

Ok, so pretty self explanatory, you have to rhyme with the last post in order to create a rap song.
So I don't wanna start so the next post must be the beginning to the song.
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iCaal said:
Ok, so pretty self explanatory, you have to rhyme with the last post in order to create a rap song.
So I don't wanna start so the next post must be the beginning to the song.
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Am i the only one that read the thread title wrong?
I was LIKE WTF is in this thread?

iCaal said:
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I have never been to Belgium.

jaszek said:
I have never been to Belgium.
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Heey nothing rhymes with Belgium!
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iCaal said:
Heey nothing rhymes with Belgium!
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Then it looks like we have to use Belgium at the ned of each sentence then. Belgium.

Thread killer
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Straight prime time thriller!
Posting to the max...

From a dude whos name is P. miller
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You can find him in the garden jackin up his tiller
Coming at you from all dimensions(3VO)
downgraded to hboot 1.4

Johnson so big got it held up with a piller
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I'm gonna tear ScubaSteev up like a rottweiler
PS Sorry ScubaSteev, you were just the last one to post. lol

I'm gunna ice check greeky510 like I'm a Philadelphia flyer!
Ps greeky its cool lol
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Scuba fish tastes mighty good in the deep fryer

Like a drunk homeless man who can't get any higher!
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He can wash his clothes but don't have a dryer
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His sack is filled full of cider!
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Don't "F" with me or ill arm bar you like a UFC fighter
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D: I'm gonna be dead if I don't get higher
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Boobs
BAMMM!
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ScubaSteev said:
Boobs
BAMMM!
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wham!!!
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What School are you in.

Out of sheer curiosity, I would like to know your school
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Camberwell Grammar School http://www.cgs.Vic.edu.au
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Also state whether it is a boy or girl or mixed school.Don't forget your country!
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Mine is Saint Joseph Institution(boys school in Singapore)www.sji.edu.sg
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I attended the University of North Texas and Lincoln Technical Institute
Got lots of college credit hours at UNT with no degree and a degree in Diesel Technology at LTI. Both mixed schools in Texas, USA.
Got accepted into Texas A&M's (Agriculture and Mechanical) College of Aerospace Engineering on full ride from Boeing, but 911 happened and that shut the field down. Plant closed I was working at and lost my funding....and my way.

Australia Melbourne year 8 boys school
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School of hard knocks...
University of Life...
PhD in Cynicism
And a masters in douchebaggery
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conantroutman said:
School of hard knocks...
University of Life...
PhD in Cynicism
And a masters in douchebaggery
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Best kind of education there

conantroutman said:
School of hard knocks...
University of Life...
PhD in Cynicism
And a masters in douchebaggery
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You douche!!!
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Mod edit: Don't use that word again.

Doomlord follower said:
You douche!!!
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lmao i feel the ban hammer crushing your brain

Doomlord follower said:
You douche!!!
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Hahaha wow.....
Any particular reason for that little outburst??
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I am a teacher at primary school 't kakertshofke in Holland.
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conantroutman said:
Hahaha wow.....
Any particular reason for that little outburst??
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perhaps....
And a masters in douchebaggery
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lamborg said:
perhaps....
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Perhaps.....
Seemed less like humor though and more like a genuine attempt to insult me for some reason
Mods have feelings to you know..... *sniff sniff*
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conantroutman said:
Perhaps.....
Seemed less like humor though and more like a genuine attempt to insult me for some reason
Mods have feelings to you know..... *sniff sniff*
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No they dont! Mods have no souls!

Agrabad govt. colony high school

Studying BSc in software development at the IT University of Copenhagen.
itu *dot* dk *slash* en

University of Technology, Sydney. Aus.
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University at Buffalo next year!

conantroutman said:
Perhaps.....
Seemed less like humor though and more like a genuine attempt to insult me for some reason
Mods have feelings to you know..... *sniff sniff*
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Whoa, that was not what I meant.What I meant was it to be humor and yes, I understand, mods have feelings.
I have no idea why I had that little outburst
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The "when I was your age" thread

If and when I have grandkids the things I tell them from today's perspective will blow their minds.
"When I was your age..."
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Our cell phones only had a 1280x720 resolution and the batteries only held their charge like a day... LOL
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m1l4droid said:
I hate children.
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Thanks for opening up about how much you hate life
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I'm older than google. When I was your age phones were black and white.
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When I was your age Google Play only had about 500,000 apps.
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When i was your age we didn't have to live in caves and eat our first born.

When I was your age we actually met new people in person and music and media came on physical medium.

When I was your age cars drove on things called streets.

When I was your age we had to find the Sears and Roebuck catalog lingerie section to masturbate. Now with the internet all you have to do is go to Sears.com

m1l4droid said:
No I just hate children.
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So you hated yourself when you were a kid?

When I was your age there were only 150 Pokemon... lol
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m1l4droid said:
I hate children.
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Amen to that....
They're just devious little people and when you shout at them for being jerks society deems you the monster...
"When I was your age I hated kids...... Something clearly went wrong somewhere along the line..."

m1l4droid said:
Finally, somebody like me! I can't be around children unless I want to bash my head against a wall several times!
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Not all children suck just 90% of them
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negrobembon said:
Not all children suck just 90% of them
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Just the ones with bad parents really, which unfortunately these days is 90% of them....
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When I was your age apple had more than 1/3 the market share. I had to buy them for girls twice.
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When I was your age we used phones.

When i was your age money was paper and metal
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When I was young eclair was the 'cutting-edge' and froyo was a dream
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X8invisible13 said:
When I was young eclair was the 'cutting-edge' and froyo was a dream
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I though Donut was the hype...no...eh?
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When i was youre age prostitutes were human
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Can I fart into a propane tank to save money?

Just Wondering.

ib4l

Why this is off topic and not about cell phones? Are you okay in the head?

Ib4l
Where is
Archer
M_T_M
TRM
Conantroutman
when you need them?
Stop crapping up OT!
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Yup, works every time.
IB4TL!!!
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IB4TL

If you're able to seal it before it escapes it may be viable.
However, I remain unsure at why your would introduce methane into a propane tank.
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WTF is wrong with XDA?
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IB4TL!

ib4l

INB4t lock!!
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I'm dumbfounded. Literally dumbfounded.
I imagine it wouldn't work as I farted into this thread and it simply closed.
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