Amusing Posts - Off-topic

Just an idea!!! as i have been reading around the forums extensivly, every now and then have come across the odd post that has really amused me (sometime due to how silly the question was) or how it was worded or simply because it was a genuinly funny statement..
Wish i had saved some of them. So how about people posting any funny posts they come across all here in one thread?
Just cut and past the item lets keep names out of it....

TechWizard said:
Just an idea!!! as i have been reading around the forums extensivly, every now and then have come across the odd post that has really amused me (sometime due to how silly the question was) or how it was worded or simply because it was a genuinly funny statement..
Wish i had saved some of them. So how about people posting any funny posts they come across all here in one thread?
Just cut and past the item lets keep names out of it....
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Could possibly be frowned upon by the mods as I've seen other "what they said or did" threads disappear, but if no names are mentioned then it may be okay. Either way, it should be in the off-topic forum so I've flagged this for a mod to move it.
Don't take it personally - I just have forum tidiness OCD

http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=15870042&postcount=5

Archer said:
Could possibly be frowned upon by the mods as I've seen other "what they said or did" threads disappear, but if no names are mentioned then it may be okay. Either way, it should be in the off-topic forum so I've flagged this for a mod to move it.
Don't take it personally - I just have forum tidiness OCD
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Much appreciated, getting my first few posts out of the way and would rather it be in the right place...

Intratech said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=15870042&postcount=5
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Wow.
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The statement above is false.¤

Could imagine it snowballing into a 'lool look at this n00b, let's bully and berate him back to the stone-age' type of thread!
If somebody decided to pick apart and advertise every stupid thing i've ever said on this forum i'd be too embarrassed to show my face around here ever again!

DirkGently said:
Could imagine it snowballing into a 'lool look at this n00b, let's bully and berate him back to the stone-age' type of thread!
If somebody decided to pick apart and advertise every stupid thing i've ever said on this forum i'd be too embarrassed to show my face around here ever again!
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That was my original thought too. I guess it does no harm if it's anonymous, but it'll only take one disgruntled quotee to report it and the thread would go the way of an M_T_M post.

My Unique Questions!
Have a peep >
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1354530

TechWizard said:
Have a peep >
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1354530
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Lmao!
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TechWizard said:
Have a peep >
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1354530
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Fantastic. You do a great noob impression

Intratech said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=15870042&postcount=5
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What a douche!
TechWizard said:
Have a peep >
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1354530
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I want to slap you so so hard

BazookaAce said:
Intratech said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=15870042&postcount=5
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What a douche!
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Agreed .

TechWizard said:
Have a peep >
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1354530
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lol-ed all the time

Anyone cares to search my epic ban battle between me & husam + the 8bans in one post?
$ sudo make me a sandwich

I hate to have to play the part of officious moderating douchebag here in OT but this just seems a bit too "name and shame" for my liking.
Sorry
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

Related

wow wtf now im dreaming of ROMs and Chefs??

Very strange, and it was my first dream in a long time, let alone ever dreaming of a phone or software lol
so in my dream i had an in-person discussion with NilsP about his ROM about how i think he should add the 5 latest apps to the transparent dropdown. No biggie, 10min convo
Now im warped a few days later and im at like a BBQ party, and i meet someone and start showing him my phone and a few ROMs i had on backup
I pull down the transparent dropdown and see some chrome looking skulls, with red glowy eyes ... 5 of them across the top of the dropdown where the apps would be!!
So i say wtf is this? Maybe i never really broke in NilsP's ROM and its just now initializing or something??
Now the phone reboots itself and its some chromed skull theme, and the 5 recent apps are in the dropdown!!
In my dream i was kicking myself trying to figure out how the hell this ROM all of a sudden had it! Or did NilsP find a way to hack into my phone and add the feature i begged him for??
Last thing i remember is being puzzled and stumped, then i woke up
stupid as hell, but thats it lol
go ahead, flame away haha
rsarno said:
Very strange, and it was my first dream in a long time, let alone ever dreaming of a phone or software lol
so in my dream i had an in-person discussion with NilsP about his ROM about how i think he should add the 5 latest apps to the transparent dropdown. No biggie, 10min convo
Now im warped a few days later and im at like a BBQ party, and i meet someone and start showing him my phone and a few ROMs i had on backup
I pull down the transparent dropdown and see some chrome looking skulls, with red glowy eyes ... 5 of them across the top of the dropdown where the apps would be!!
So i say wtf is this? Maybe i never really broke in NilsP's ROM and its just now initializing or something??
Now the phone reboots itself and its some chromed skull theme, and the 5 recent apps are in the dropdown!!
In my dream i was kicking myself trying to figure out how the hell this ROM all of a sudden had it! Or did NilsP find a way to hack into my phone and add the feature i begged him for??
Last thing i remember is being puzzled and stumped, then i woke up
stupid as hell, but thats it lol
go ahead, flame away haha
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I'm curious, what possessed you to believe this was in any way related to android development and not general discussion??
I swear I was not in your dream and I did not touch your phone.
NilsP said:
I swear I was not in your dream and I did not touch your phone.
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LMAO @ NilsP!!!!
mb02 said:
I'm curious, what possessed you to believe this was in any way related to android development and not general discussion??
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the dream was about DEVELOPERS and what they DEVELOP? Not exactly mainstream stuff, someone not rooted would have no idea what i was talking about
rsarno said:
the dream was about DEVELOPERS and what they DEVELOP? Not exactly mainstream stuff, someone not rooted would have no idea what i was talking about
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That's not how it works...
mb02 said:
That's not how it works...
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+1, agreed
mb02 said:
That's not how it works...
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gunna have to say +2 to this
Dude, you do know that Prop 19 did NOT pass, right?
Jdawg183 said:
Dude, you do know that Prop 19 did NOT pass, right?
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That's because everyone was to busy puffing instead of passing!
How hard is it to post in the right forums? Stupidity runs rampant on xda.
GMK83 said:
How hard is it to post in the right forums? Stupidity runs rampant on xda.
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I disagree. This forum has been better and this guy knew not to post this here. Crack kills!
EDIT: You really pissed me off saying stupidity runs rampant on XDA. Take it back!
jermaine151 said:
I disagree. This forum has been better and this guy knew not to post this here. Crack kills!
EDIT: You really pissed me off saying stupidity runs rampant on XDA. Take it back!
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I think the moderation could use some work here. ROM threads inevitably devolve to the point of being useless.
jimmypopulous said:
I think the moderation could use some work here. ROM threads inevitably devolve to the point of being useless.
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Overground and the other mods do a good job here, for FREE! You volunteering to get criticized because of a few idiots?
EDIT: Let me search your posts to see what you've developed or improved, since you're posting in the development forum and criticizing.
EDIT2: I searched and found 7 threads. NONE of your posts volunteered crap to the community.
jermaine151 said:
I disagree. This forum has been better and this guy knew not to post this here. Crack kills!
EDIT: You really pissed me off saying stupidity runs rampant on XDA. Take it back!
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It's the truth. Just take a look at the number of off topic posts in this forum alone each day. There are the best devs on xda, but along with that comes some of the dumbest posts I've seen on any forum.
GMK83 said:
It's the truth. Just take a look at the number of off topic posts in this forum alone each day. There are the best devs on xda, but along with that comes some of the dumbest posts I've seen on any forum.
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I usually ignore the dumb posts and the front page of this forum continually stays on topic about new gifts to the community. You take back that comment or we're done talking. You lumped a lot of people into that.
EDIT: LOL! I searched yours too. Found the nicest one was requesting a link to a kernel for MIUI. You really want to POST HERE? Seriously? You guys are really making me mad!
jermaine151 said:
I usually ignore the dumb posts and the front page of this forum continually stays on topic about new gifts to the community. You take back that comment or we're done talking. You lumped a lot of people into that.
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Grow a thicker skin. If your not one of the people posting these useless threads then it's not targeted towards you. You're looking in the wrong place if you want an apology.
gmk83 said:
grow a thicker skin. If your not one of the people posting these useless threads then it's not targeted towards you. You're looking in the wrong place if you want an apology.
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you didn't lash out at the op! You said stupidity runs rampant here! This is my home. Get it? An apology is needed.
jermaine151 said:
you didn't lash out at the op! You said stupidity runs rampant here! This is my home. Get it? An apology is needed.
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Reading a bit too much into things... Don't worry, I won't be mad of you don't want to kiss and make up.
GMK83 said:
Reading a bit too much into things... Don't worry, I won't be mad of you don't want to kiss and make up.
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Smooches babe! I've done a little bit to make things work better here. I'm sorry that I get pissed at ppl with negative comments that haven't. Want to hug it out?

Hello everyon

New to the fourms just wanted to introduce myself.
Welcome to forums
Read, Search, Respect and Enjoy!
There is already a sticky for this lol
and btw welcome
Diamond_dawg said:
There is already a sticky for this lol
and btw welcome
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OMG I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT! I hate the sticky, I do but for the time being it should be used!
Purple Drama Llama said:
OMG I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT! I hate the sticky, I do but for the time being it should be used!
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yeah i mean, till its there how can ppl not see that. Off-topic is becoming junk now since all new people post crap here
Diamond_dawg said:
yeah i mean, till its there how can ppl not see that Off-topic is becoming junk now since all new people post crap here
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yea the guy should clearly get a 10 day ban for not using the sticky
Yeah sorry dude these forums are strict like that. See you in ten days.
Read the sticky, please.
Thread closed

Did you sound like a noob in your first post?

Post your first posts here!
Here's mine
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=7034628#post7034628
I don't remember if it was 2.1 of the ROM or talking about android versions.
What was your first post?
I don't think it sounded noobish lol.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=8322019#post8322019
Sent from my Droid Incredible running some random CM7 nightly.
AFAIK you can only see your last 1000 posts, so many of us can't answer the question
I believe mine was an answer to a question in the Touch Diamond forum.
I believe mine was to ask about accessories.
I think mine was about making the white WM6 start menu black.
Sent from my Desire HD using xda premium
C0dy said:
I was wondering if there was to a free alternative to WMWifiRouter, because I liked the trial, but I don't think its worth 30 dollars with an EDGE connection.
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Could be worse.
.
Lolz, great thread!
Here´s my 1st ever thread who actually got 0 replies
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=383627
Have closed on propose to avoid raising the dead
A few days after starting my first thread I edited the post and just put a link to someone else's thread. My thread was a quick honeycomb sdk port. The thread I linked to was an almost useable port.
I bet I did.
#SWAG!!!
orb3000 said:
Lolz, great thread!
Here´s my 1st ever thread who actually got 0 replies
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=383627
Have closed on propose to avoid raising the dead
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Mine too
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=579081
If i remember well, mine was a rooting question about an error, that i got while trying to root my desire, just because it was factory s-off ..... Not much noobish.... I sounded like one though
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS
Wow, I wont remember mine, since it was almost 3 years ago. But I still sound noobish, just like all of you.
Okay, so we are all noobs. Turns out that not having the post in your list of posts in your profile stats does not mean that you can't find it!
Go to advanced search
Enter your username in the username field (duh?)
Sort by "Last posting date" in "Ascending order".
Bosh! Top of the list is your 1st post.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=413432
bradleyG said:
Did you sound like a noob in your first post?
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I don't remember, I don't care, and I don't have the faintest inclination as to why anybody would care ??
The why posting here?
We don´t care you don´t care, remember
TravisBean said:
I don't remember, I don't care, and I don't have the faintest inclination as to why anybody would care ??
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orb3000 said:
The why posting here?
We don´t care you don´t care, remember
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Well, I was not trying to insult anybodies sensibilities.
I was trying to find out why anybody would be interested in whether or not they sounded like a "noob" in their first post.
And at the risk of setting myself up, I'd have to say that I'm genuinely confused.
johncmolyneux said:
Okay, so we are all noobs. Turns out that not having the post in your list of posts in your profile stats does not mean that you can't find it!
Go to advanced search
Enter your username in the username field (duh?)
Sort by "Last posting date" in "Ascending order".
Bosh! Top of the list is your 1st post.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=413432
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Yours was actually helpful. I feel so ashamed now. That one i posted before because i couldn't go back beyond 1000 posts so posted my first thread starter instead? Well, it turns out that it WAS my first post too!
I'm one of those that started a thread as my first ever post
NOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!
ima n00b, sniff.
*skulks away in shame..
TravisBean said:
I don't remember, I don't care, and I don't have the faintest inclination as to why anybody would care ??
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Your 1st post makes you look like a massive troll
DirkGently1 said:
Yours was actually helpful. I feel so ashamed now. That one i posted before because i couldn't go back beyond 1000 posts so posted my first thread starter instead? Well, it turns out that it WAS my first post too!
I'm one of those that started a thread as my first ever post
NOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!
ima n00b, sniff.
*skulks away in shame..
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???
This is apparently yours...
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=4840900&postcount=1831
And most helpful too! I<3'd MyPhone. It was great! I'm currently working on an Android version where you use your own PC as the "cloud". The strapline's gonna be, "It's not my phone... it's yours!"
johncmolyneux said:
Your 1st post makes you look like a massive troll
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Oh well, however will I sleep tonight.
Price of gold up or down ?
Stock market taking another hit ?
Clock speed of the newest generation of Intel processors ?
These are all things that I could understand to be subject matter for a thread,
but whether or not I sounded like a "noob" in my first post is beyond me.
I'll bow out of this discussion and let you have at it.

Smalltalk

Hi,
I am new here. I need 10 Posts before I can post in a developer forum. So I have to do some smalltalk!
usrr said:
Just a reply test. Do I really have to solve a captcha for every post?
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You are going to draw unwanted attention from a mod so I suggest you stop doing what you are doing in the fashion in which you are doing it. These restrictions are in place for a reason, mostly to stop spam posters.
Read this first please:
[GUIDE] How to be a New User (and not a noob)
If you have any other question afterwards you will know what to do.
One other thing. Is it so much to ask that you read for a bit first, pick up some knowledge and experience, help a few people in the 90+% of the site which is completely open to you, to participate with quality posts instead of BS posts, in return for being able to post into any of the ROM threads from any dev on this site?
usrr said:
Just a reply test. Do I really have to solve a captcha for every post?
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Yes. You also don't get away with spamming for ten posts. Read this 19 times.....
Good day sir.
There are already so many threads here in OT that you can post to for your ten post, it should be extremely easy for anybody that takes one minute to look. Use the 'game threads' like last letter and similar word and such. Problem solved.
EDIT: Mods, why not make it so new users can't start a new thread until the 10 post limit is reached?
WiredPirate said:
There are already so many threads here in OT that you can post to for your ten post, it should be extremely easy for anybody that takes one minute to look. Use the 'game threads' like last letter and similar word and such. Problem solved.
EDIT: Mods, why not make it so new users can't start a new thread until the 10 post limit is reached?
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wtf? Don't encourage that ****.....
ot is not an acceptable place to gain your first ten posts, I spend far too much time trimming the post counts of cretins who think they can slip in here unnoticed and spam their way to the dev section.
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WiredPirate said:
Mods, why not make it so new users can't start a new thread until the 10 post limit is reached?
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+1
Surely this plan would work better right? It would at least stop all the cases of spamming that happened earlier this morning.
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Join my threads here and here
conantroutman said:
wtf? Don't encourage that ****.....
ot is not an acceptable place to gain your first ten posts, I spend far too much time trimming the post counts of cretins who think they can slip in here unnoticed and spam their way to the dev section.
Sent from my Xoom using XDA Premium HD app
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Well I obviously wasn't recommending he do that for purposes of being able to spam dev forums!! Its not like I am telling a secret loophole or anything, what I said to do should be common sense to anybody except the OP right? If it's that big of a deal then new users shouldn't be able to post in OT either. I'm just saying that's better than starting a new thread with no topic.
KidCarter93 said:
+1
Surely this plan would work better right? It would at least stop all the cases of spamming that happened earlier this morning.
Sent from Sony Xperia S using XDA Premium
Join my threads here and here
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Err, no. New users have just as much right as anybody else to create a new thread, providing they think first, type later....
WiredPirate said:
If it's that big of a deal then new users shouldn't be able to post in OT either.
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OT posts shouldn't count.
Will never happen though....
conantroutman said:
Err, no. New users have just as much right as anybody else to create a new thread, providing they think first, type later....
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Yeah I appreciate that, but in general, most new threads created by new users have already been created plenty of times before. I done it myself, so I know that.
Granted, it's not an ideal situation but at least it would solve the issue, to a certain degree.
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Join my threads here and here
conantroutman said:
wtf? Don't encourage that ****.....
ot is not an acceptable place to gain your first ten posts, I spend far too much time trimming the post counts of cretins who think they can slip in here unnoticed and spam their way to the dev section.
Sent from my Xoom using XDA Premium HD app
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Such as this one doing it now?
mf2112 said:
Such as this one doing it now?
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I don't see them doing anything
conantroutman said:
Err, no. New users have just as much right as anybody else to create a new thread, providing they think first, type later....
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Yeah, that goes for new and senior members.
To the OP...I would suggest you visit a few forums. We have tons. Get to know the site and the community. Make some helpful posts and contribute to the forums in a positive way.
I say, OT posts count for your post count, but you need 100 posts to even see the link to the OT forum. lol
vanessaem said:
Yeah, that goes for new and senior members.
To the OP...I would suggest you visit a few forums. We have tons. Get to know the site and the community. Make some helpful posts and contribute to the forums in a positive way.
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It's these mods that you need to watch out for.....
Look at that M_T_M.... Threads popping up left, right and centre....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Any new user that acts like MTM would so get banned. Lol.
Not that I've ever spammers before :angel:
veeman said:
Any new user that acts like MTM would so get banned. Lol.
Not that I've ever spammers before :angel:
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Get me banned..I triple chicken liver dare ya!!!!
Also...where are these "mods"?? INb4l
M_T_M said:
Get me banned..I triple chicken liver dare ya!!!!
Also...where are these "mods"?? INb4l
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Banned for mentioning chicken liver.
Whoops! Wrong thread
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Join my threads here and here
M_T_M said:
Get me banned..I triple chicken liver dare ya!!!!
Also...where are these "mods"?? INb4l
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I agree...mods everywhere and still this thread remains OPEN??
ib4a or ib4v as appropriate.
Well I'm not closing it because I've had a few cyders and it would be irresponsible to moderate while under the influence....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Well I'm not closing it because I've had a few cyders and it would be irresponsible to moderate while under the influence....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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You moderate sober!!!???

Samsung

Does anyone own a note 10.1?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/forumdisplay.php?f=1735 these people might
--sent from my glacier.
I'm sure a lot of people do. There's even a section dedicated to that device. Why do you ask?
rockstarar said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/forumdisplay.php?f=1735 these people might
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Beat me by seconds.
Talk down to him! He has 1 post!!
Yes. Someone owns a note. Just not me
death-by-soap said:
Talk down to him! He has 1 post!!
Yes. Someone owns a note. Just not me
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Nobody is talking down to him. New users have to start somewhere, and pointing them in the direction of the forum dedicated to their device seems like a good idea.
TeeJay3800 said:
Nobody is talking down to him. New users have to start somewhere, and pointing them in the direction of the forum dedicated to their device seems like a good idea.
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Well said
No. But I want one.
Sent from the North Pole
What is happening to XDA?
063_XOBX said:
What is happening to XDA?
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Simple.. people forget they were once noobs posting in the wrong place/asking simple questions and now on their high horse, they come off as self important rude members...
But I actually don't see that in this thread..
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