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Haha Apple Patent Sexting Blocking :p

Look here
http://theunlockr.com/2010/10/14/apple’s-anti-sexting-software-2/
Basicly theyve been granted a patent that blocks people from reciving/sending messages with sexualy explicit material LoL
Although it's ment for parents to add parental settings, its not realy going to stop them why not ring the person Wouldnt it be great if apple have this on all their products without the ability to turn it of what a lol that'd be

Another reason why ill never by an apple product haahaa
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Hmm parents trying to stop teenagers watching porn etc.... Pathetic... There is always some way hehe

C0mpu13rFr34k said:
Hmm parents trying to stop teenagers watching porn etc.... Pathetic... There is always some way hehe
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Like I always say. "If you can't watch porn....Make one" haha
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That's funny. I also do all my sexting naked in bed with a sheet covering me too.
good day.

Apparently Apple wants everyone to be uptight prudish lamoids

Just watch the video. It says all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=IraQfhlMwi4
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Alex530 said:
Another reason why ill never by an apple product haahaa
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+1 Apple & There devious ways of controlling use
Android FTW

Master™ said:
+1 Apple & There devious ways of controlling use
Android FTW
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We don't have to say android ftw no more. We already know it won Haha
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Alex530 said:
We don't have to say android ftw no more. We already know it won Haha
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Oh yeah, Now I remember..

If theres a will theres a way!

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Just watch the video. It says all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=IraQfhlMwi4
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OMG! I'm laughing so hard I can't believe I've never seen that vid before HAHAHAHAAHAHAH xD THE ANDROID PHONE IS FOR PORN!!!

bruno1211 said:
Just watch the video. It says all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=IraQfhlMwi4
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This is ****ING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freshhh EVO = iPhone 4 murderer™

LOL, that **** was funny.

"Brett Favre is gonna want a Droid"-Stephen Colbert

I just read into that more..
"Also a parent can force their kids to learn a different language by, requiring “that a certain number of Spanish words per day be included in e-mails for a child learning Spanish.”"
Apple likes to force huh? lol... I feel bad for those kids, but I am sure that there are some smart ones. It's like: "Yeah I had a good day, What about you? Hola Hola Hola Hola (Sorry, my mom tries to force me to learn Spanish)"

Apple loves assisting in the pussification of America
Soon, iOS will boot up while telling you not to smoke

rorytmeadows said:
Apple loves assisting in the pussification of America
Soon, iOS will boot up while telling you not to smoke
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Nope, It will say don't Text & Drive.. Or maybe it will detect the speed you are traveling at and if it is 10+mph then it will disable all texts & calls :O

Master™ said:
Nope, It will say don't Text & Drive.. Or maybe it will detect the speed you are traveling at and if it is 10+mph then it will disable all texts & calls :O
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It'll have sensor to make sure you hold it the "innovative" way.
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bruno1211 said:
Just watch the video. It says all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=IraQfhlMwi4
That made my day
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How do I get a girl to unlike me?

Omg I have this problem were I canot get this girl of my nads I mean I can't do anything? Any insight? Ahhhhh help me with my troubles concerning females...
Now who did I impersonate? Any guesses?
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Justin Bieber

Ok hint he is on xda
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Man you just said his name xD
M_T_M said:
Mr Ed?
On another topic...did you know that Alan claims to rock?
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dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
Man you just said his name xD
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are you talking about the love messages he sent u???

Hmm maybe l
T.C.P said:
are you talking about the love messages he sent u???
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is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes

now who's this guy now??
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I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.

souljaboy said:
is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes
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if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot

jaszek said:
I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.
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+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.

sakai4eva said:
+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.
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What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.

jaszek said:
What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.
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She's not too shy on that department too, if you know what I mean
And yes, she's hotter than magma.

T.C.P said:
if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot
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True he once told me a story: "I'm the ninja, Kawasaki blazin', In a kimono, “Konichiwa” to the Asians."

Chocolate Doughnut

Really looking forward to when we get some finalized versions of ICS on the go for the nexus s, and other phones, but I am really excited about Chocolate Doughnut. Anybody have any idea when google will release the source code. They've kept us waiting too long for the doughnut as it is I'm thinking Roll on CD

Are you on crack, trolling, or just stupid..

SS2006 said:
Are you on crack, trolling, or just stupid..
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Yes
10 characters means he is on all 3

shrooms & mescaline

What is this I don't even.
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surveysays said:
shrooms & mescaline
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No need to bring sacred healing medicine into this

Bad troll too since it would names with something starting with j
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wtf!!!.....lmao..this guys hitting the pipe a lil to hard!!
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I accidentally it! THE WHOLE THING!!!

umm. what?

Lol the scots and their alcohol

Damn. Sorry google. It's ok though - all these guys think I'm joking.

sharing is caring

buachaille said:
Damn. Sorry google. It's ok though - all these guys think I'm joking.
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I fully appreciate your sincerity.
Now pass the pipe.

buachaille said:
Damn. Sorry google. It's ok though - all these guys think I'm joking.
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I don't. I know exactly what you're talking about and I can even answer your question.
I've been told, on good authority, April 2012. Not long to wait at all
Incidentally, I'm talking crap, just like you.

So did google talk to you on one of your little cloud trips? Or when you saw that double rainbow?
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Irenew? True or fake???

Hello,
So does anyone have purchased the Irenew bracelet?
It claims.giving strength /balance via some sort of new technology and just placed and order and im.starting to think it is fake but not sure if anyone have tried it leaving feedback would be great.
Thanks folks.
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It's a scam, and work by placebo. I tried it, and it makes you think it works. The trick where you have your hands in the back, and someone pushes down, at first you don't know how the person will push down, so your body loses balance, but the second time you know what force to expect and your body counteracts it.

jaszek said:
It's a scam, and work by placebo. I tried it, and it makes you think it works. The trick where you have your hands in the back, and someone pushes down, at first you don't know how the person will push down, so your body loses balance, but the second time you know what force to expect and your body counteracts it.
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Damn it now there is no way for me to cancel my order bought em for grandpa and grandma lol i though it was a scam aswell i am a very skeptical person when it comes to tv ads lol and will they ever get sued for selling something that does not work as they claim?
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/21/power-bracelets-lawsuit_n_1105559.html

shahkam said:
Damn it now there is no way for me to cancel my order bought em for grandpa and grandma lol i though it was a scam aswell i am a very skeptical person when it comes to tv ads lol and will they ever get sued for selling something that does not work as they claim?
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I hate scams like these.
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Yea, scam, just like those Power Bands that some athlete and celebs wear....they get paid to wear them, whereas you pay to wear them

InfiniteRisen said:
I hate scams like these.
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So do i thank god it costed me 30$ for a pair and not.like 150 then i'd be kinda mad lol
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the_scotsman said:
Yea, scam, just like those Power Bands that some athlete and celebs wear....they get paid to wear them, whereas you pay to wear them
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Lesson learnt always check on the internet before buying crappy tv ads lol thing is i didn't have nothing to note the number so just rushed and placed the order lol
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i think it's just a suggestion that they'd like to place in our mind
"try this, a rubber thing that will improve your strength/defense/attack/agility by +10"
it's just happen in game though, lol

agent205 said:
i think it's just a suggestion that they'd like to place in our mind
"try this, a rubber thing that will improve your strength/defense/attack/agility by +10"
it's just happen in game though, lol
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Hahaha oh well ill just have them lay in my desk lol
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shahkam said:
Hahaha oh well ill just have them lay in my desk lol
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If your ever need some sort of entertainment you could always set them on fire....
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InfiniteRisen said:
If your ever need some sort of entertainment you could always set them on fire....
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Not a bad idea haha
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I bought one...
My power level is now over 9000
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kevin2516 said:
I bought one...
My power level is now over 9000
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wooooow, can you do kame-hame-ha ?

agent205 said:
wooooow, can you do kame-hame-ha ?
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Hahahahaha i bough one aswell but i feel like i am hulk :O
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Just nicked a nexus 7 from a car

Yeah was at a car dealership and some mug hadn't locked their car and I saw the nexus 7 there so I nicked it, was loads of tools as-well but I didn't want them. Already been home and wiped and rooted it, love this thing

Nice
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That was my nexus 7 that you nicked. Give it back lol
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poults said:
Yeah was at a car dealership and some mug hadn't locked their car and I saw the nexus 7 there so I nicked it, was loads of tools as-well but I didn't want them. Already been home and wiped and rooted it, love this thing
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1957971 - Sound familiar?

He is joking! (Right?)
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So if I'm getting this right, your saying on a public forum you stole some ones tablet and are bragging about it? If I meet you I'd punch you dead in the jaw and call the cops. This is why the world is going to **** in a hand basket.
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REDFOCZ said:
So if I'm getting this right, your saying on a public forum you stole some ones tablet and are bragging about it? If I meet you I'd punch you dead in the jaw and call the cops. This is why the world is going to **** in a hand basket.
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Calm down bro, im only jesting. The threads already been posted. It was a joke (albeit in bad taste maybe)

poults said:
Calm down bro, im only jesting. The threads already been posted. It was a joke (albeit in bad taste maybe)
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If this is a joke, yes that is a bad one to say. Seriously, who in their right mind would joke about stealing stuff.

Not cool to joke about something like this, not to mention filling the board full of junk threads.
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Garbage.
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