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So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
Are you after beta testers?
Um... wow. I have a great sex toy already, and it also cooks and cleans... A little too emotional sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it ****s better than any inanimate object you'll throw together. Hey guys....
GET A GIRLFRIEND
Wow, talk about off-topic.
robinsonsam said:
Are you after beta testers?
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LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
burgertime said:
LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
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says the boy who has never felt vagina...
HAHA just kidding, just kidding. This thread just leaves you open to so many burns I don't know where to start. ;-)
P1Tater said:
Wow, talk about off-topic.
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LOL! This is about as off topic as you can get in a PPC forum.
Why in the hell would you even post this?
It's a little odd.......
burgertime said:
So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
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Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
Kraize92 said:
Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
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Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
Edited myself, I forgot mods have a soft spot for comments made between Kraize and I. It was said with good intentions, I promise.
JimmyMcGee said:
Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
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Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
Kraize92 said:
Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
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Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
kidnamedAlbert said:
Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
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I'd agree. You may think your daughter is innocent, but unless you know her every move which is kinda scary, but if you do, then you have nothing to be afraid of. I mean I'm not a man whore who goes around sleeping with all the women I can find. I stick to one But it would be nice if parents started to talk about this to their kids. (Mind you, I come from a place where they would never discuss or have a sex talk EVER)
No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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Wait wait. Was that directed at me? lol? I'm not muslim btw
Lol no I was not implying that you were Muslim, just that it's no more off topic then those topics.
Any update? lol
I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
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I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
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*Cough* *Cough*
Discussions are totally fine as long as it doesn't lead to any revealing photos, videos, etc. I mean kids can now go to Wal-Mart and buy condoms. No one will stop you. You just have to get used to it. I understand many might be uncomfortable with that idea, but still. It's the generation gap you could say.
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I know you guys know where to draw the line.
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I certainly do, but does everyone else?
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XDA-Portal said:
It’s that time of the year again, when you are home alone for your birthday. Well, do not worry because your Windows Phone has prepared a cake for you to blow out the candles when the time comes, because that is just how much it loves you and how much you should love it. To make it work, you simply need to blow into your device’s microphone and the candles go out when you apply enough air.
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yes it is.
some (most) of your off topic posts are the complete nonsense, this is going beyond that
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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I didn't actually notice the quote until your second post (new forum theme). I thought you were just posting an empty post to see what reaction you get.
I was once told that purple makes you mad...
I guess the sentiments of my first post still stand anyway
LOL. Well I appreciate your sympathy!
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
PurpleLlamaLover said:
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
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Agreed.
Only tried it just as I logged on, and your thread was the first thing I (incorrectly) read. It's off now already I like how unique this place looks, and not too bright (harsh on the eyes).
Defenitly, plus the new theme makes everything bigger!
I had to chuckle to myself when i saw that post on the portal, surley not everyone is alone who has a winmo phone?!?!
New theme does make everything to big - I don't like it so much Yay for yellow and brown!
Yea, it makes me wonder bout the developer....
More sad
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
I was just saying, it seems like a sad app for lonely people... But anyway, can someone (orb) make a certain thread (national sea monkey day) go on the Portal as an example of what not to put? (Or maybe an example of excellence in the postery category, a little compliment wouldn't hurt )
Ohh I see!
Lol, I´ll see what I can do
WOOT! Now everyone can enjoy the celebration of Sea Monkeys!
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
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Dude OhhMyyGoood We should raid cuba and their sea monkeys and make it a nation! Well call it Offtopia And you me and thee llamma will rule it! Or he can be the first ever maskot to represent an entire nation
Ooooooh, interesting!
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You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community[...]
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
6 months later and it's still sad
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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Oh, there are posters outside of off-topic?
I think I will do that my bday is the 9th of January someone get at me with a blowing out candle app before the 9th so i can blow out my candles an it willl get me modavated enough to develop somtin good for 011 lol ;}
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Apparently this site has been round nearly as long as the internet, but I'd never seen it before. I reckon half of you will love it and half of you will hate it, but either way....
Welcome....
to Zombocom!
http://www.zombo.com/
Edit: It's apparently been around since 1999, so not as long as the internet, but pretty long.
It seems like the unattainable really is unknown!
XD Amazing site... Haha
Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Guess what I'll be dreaming tonight.
Awesome.
What is it
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What is it
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Exactly!
Keep waiting and you get:
"Sign up for the NewZletter"
Then you click it and get:
"Sorry this is not working right now. ThankZ for your patience."
Yeah, what you see is what you get. Bear in mind that the site has been running like that for over 11 years!
But in fairness, you can do anything at Zombocom! The only limit is yourself
Is there really a purpose or is it just many to completely fly over my head?
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twitch153 said:
Is there really a purpose or is it just many to completely fly over my head?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One
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No prupose... You have to have your volume up though
MacaronyMax said:
No prupose... You have to have your volume up though
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Lame! I had it up and got nothing, that website is duhtarded
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twitch153 said:
that website is duhtarded
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Those who don't understand often ridicule, and sometimes worse!
http://tinyurl.com/4ozwral
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Those who don't understand often ridicule, and sometimes worse!
http://tinyurl.com/4ozwral
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I would never burn someone without good reason! XD Well maybe if I understood I wouldn't ridicule, but what is there to understand?
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Mate, you can do anything at Zombocom.... anything at all! The only limit is yourself
Anything is possible at Zombocom.
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Mate, you can do anything at Zombocom.... anything at all! The only limit is yourself
Anything is possible at Zombocom.
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I don't quite understand still, is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
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is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
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Either that (if you like), or just love it for its ambiguity.
Boxes are something that I grew into, not out of
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Either that (if you like), or just love it for its ambiguity.
Boxes are something that I grew into, not out of
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I guess I understand The sheer vagueness of the site is funny because it's been around for so long and it's just a box?
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I don't quite understand still, is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One
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I stopped using my imagination when i started using the internet
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ah, now i understand today's xkcd
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That's what made me find it
I have been going by "mznatnat" for a little while now and most of my screen names are just that. I'm thinking of creating a new screen name to put on my photoshop pieces but IDK what it should be??? I have been thinking about it for a while now but nothing comes to mind. So screw it.... I'm going to turn to the XDA members to help me. You guys are creative when it comes to roms and themes, maybe you guys can help me create a name I could use permanently.
Please no profanity. I don't mind if its funny, its something that I like. But no pig'ish suggestions please.
Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible
ludeawakening said:
Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
from my incredibly MIUI'd Incredible
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Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.
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Need some kinda info or interests to be able to help with a name that would suit you.
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If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.
Simon.TS.HTC said:
If you looked at Natalli's websites (see her tag) you would have more than enough to go on.
I have looked - but I am not really creative so I decided not to cause upset by trying to come up with any crap suggestions.
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Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy
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Thanks for looking at my site .... I wouldn't get mad at regular suggestions.... I just don't suggestions like "BoobiesandButts" or "LetsHaveSexNow"............ nothing like that... I want it to be something creative and fun..... but nothing sleazy
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I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.
What about;
Bangalord
Click THANKS if I helped.
And if your generous donate to me please
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ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.
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Oh my bad... duhh...
Cars. guns. ps3. first person shooters. rooting / flashing. htc amaze. virtually everything electronic. music. tattoos.
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TechDrift
RootBass
FPSTech
RootedChic
Guns N Rootin'
You're very welcome!
Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow
wilbso said:
What about;
Bangalord
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That makes me think of the vice lords and guns.... Idk if I'd want that on my photoshop art lol
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ModderChick? I'm assuming that you customize everything you do to some extent or another. If that's not already taken should be a good one.
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I like this one.
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TechDrift
RootBass
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RootedChic
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These are really good. I mean REALLY good! Thanks!!!! Writing these down now!
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Indeed, thats difficult & I really know that kind of "problems"
Hmmm....
Guns, Cars, PS3, Shooters, etc. (hell, that could be me)
Okay, lets give it a try:
LadyHeadshot
MissGunslinger
Bulletbeast
BlackWidow
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LadyHeadshot is a greaaaaaaaaaaaat one..... and MissGunslinger! ............... all of these suggestions that i'm getting from everyone are way better than what I had in mind. Now I'm glad I went to the XDA crowd to for help!
How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."
Simon.TS.HTC said:
I wasn't going to be sleazy. I was thinking of things along the lines of ChicChick (following from your NatNat).
I had considered things like GameGirl - but that might be mistaken for something else.
To be honest, you've got a tag there that people know and associate you with - I'd be tempted to just stick with it.
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I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.
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How about Dashiki since you are a fan of "Don't be a Menace..."
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LMFAO no thanks! lmao!
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I freaked her out in her first outing in OT by posting a pic I found of her. So she's seen the creeper side of OT already.
And your last statement is pretty true. I've had boborone since high school. Ten years now and it me. Only thing I don't use boborone for is business email. It's me.
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Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!
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Boborone .... the funny thing is.... what I saw wasn't creepy.... I have seen thousands of times worse lol.... I grew up around men my whole life.... trust me....... I have plenty of effed up stories that would make ur skin crawl!
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I've been in four mental institutions, gotta do alot more than tell me stories about dudes having shop talk popping ass with towels to make my skin crawl.
Okay, humor is a great way to make an entrance, so I will post a short story I wrote. Loving the forum so far, and have learned so much!
Anyway, before getting the Galaxy S3, I talked it over with my iPhone and Siri, and they said it was okay if I brought someone new into the household and relationship. Anyway, I brought the Galaxy S3 home to meet the "gang".
At first they were okay with it, and then jealousy reared it's head. I ended up fighting daily with my iPhone and Siri, and at one point, I was sleeping on the balcony.
I was like WTF?? This is *MY* house. Why am *I* sleeping on the balcony? To make a long story brief, I took back my place and made Siri sleep in the toaster for a night to show her who was boss. (she's watching me type BTW. Silly Siri. Hi Siri, daddy still loves you!)
Anyway, things seem to be back on track, but last night I couldn't sleep cuz S Voice and Siri were bloody arguing over which pizza place was closest to me. Always competing. They're so cute.
Anyway, I have to get going, S Voice wants to go out for a walk and she told me to leave Siri home. BBL
+++ Jason
Dump that siri bi...
BTW welcome to XDA
sleepijs_ said:
Dump that siri bi...
BTW welcome to XDA
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Thank you! I have been lurking without an account for about a month and I have learned so much, I felt I should sign up and say hello. :cyclops:
DelphinusMinor said:
Thank you! I have been lurking without an account for about a month and I have learned so much, I felt I should sign up and say hello. :cyclops:
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Welcome, but you could, and should, have said 'Hello' in this thread - stickied for people to 'Say Hi' in
P.S. Try not starting an iPhone vs Android war with your first posting in OT as well - Archer frowns on that sort of thing
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Welcome, but you could, and should, have said 'Hello' in this thread - stickied for people to 'Say Hi' in
P.S. Try not starting an iPhone vs Android war with your first posting in OT as well - Archer frowns on that sort of thing
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That definitely is not my intention since I love and own products from both Samsung and Apple.
It's just something that appeared in my head a few days ago, so I put it to text.
I had to use two diff products in order to create the story.
And I did say hello in that thread before posting this. Thanks tho.
Anyway, take care.
- Jason
Now I feel like I need to defend myself and to be very clear I am not a troll, and far from.
Altho the definition for "troll" or "trolling" these days is so ambiguous and used so loosely, I am not sure anyone really know what the term even means anymore.
I want to add, I am a "retired" hacker/exploiter/phreaker. I love web forums(And now this one), and have been using them in one form or another for about 27 years, since 1985. I joke around alot and am very friendly/social.
I hope to continue to learn on this forum as Android OS is a new frontier for me.
Having said all of this, I will cut this off now. Take care my friend.
Peace.
+++ Del (Jason)
DelphinusMinor said:
Now I feel like I need to defend myself and to be very clear I am not a troll, and far from.
Altho the definition for "troll" or "trolling" these days is so ambiguous and used so loosely, I am not sure anyone really know what the term even means anymore.
I want to add, I am a "retired" hacker/exploiter/phreaker. I love web forums(And now this one), and have been using them in one form or another for about 27 years, since 1985. I joke around alot and am very friendly/social.
I hope to continue to learn on this forum as Android OS is a new frontier for me.
Having said all of this, I will cut this off now. Take care my friend.
Peace.
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Welcome to OT. You'll fit right in.
I don't need a sig, but would love a cig.
boborone said:
Welcome to OT. You'll fit right in.
I don't need a sig, but would love a cig.
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Thank you...
/me hands you a sig.
I don't smoke, sorry, I can only offer you a sig. :cyclops:
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Thank you...
/me hands you a sig.
I don't smoke, sorry, I can only offer you a sig. :cyclops:
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Unacceptable. Do the honorable thing now and delete your account. Unheard of........a nerd who doesn't smoke
I don't need a sig, but would love a cig.
boborone said:
Unacceptable. Do the honorable thing now and delete your account. Unheard of........a nerd who doesn't smoke
I don't need a sig, but would love a cig.
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Mwhahahaha...
I know what you mean, I'm stuck in kind of a triangle as well. Google Now is my main partner and things are great, for the most part i couldn't ask for more. But then on Saturday when I'm drunk and I want to know when the SEC games are on, or what the score was.. I always give Siri the "talk of shame".
Ah Del nice to see you here...
I remember you from ifans giving me iPod help.
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JaZart said:
Ah Del nice to see you here...
I remember you from ifans giving me iPod help.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-T989 using xda premium
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Wow... Hello there!
I posted this on iFans also. I have a weird sense of humor. Haha...