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Iphone Hate Jokes :D

I was going around reading some forums and I came across this.
"You know how some cars just look like chick cars and when guys drive them it always looks kinda gay? The iPhone is like that!"
I gotta admit that was pretty funny.
Now I'm asking people if they have something similar to that just to have a good laugh.

Someone asked chuck Norris why he doesnt have an iphone, he replied same reason I dont use tampons
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Nice ones for the off topic section

We need a bit more of LOL..That didn't make much of sound..!

NightSidew1nd3r said:
Someone asked chuck Norris why he doesnt have an iphone, he replied same reason I dont use tampons
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I like this one lol facebook, here i come...

Pefect thread for this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7SzB58qHI0&feature=player_embedded#!

Nothing says I'm an d!ck head more than having "Sent from my iPhone" at the end of every email
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lol
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lol

maheshpatel said:
lol
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lol
hold it in mid air!

flyboyovyick said:
lol
hold it in mid air!
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Thanks god he didn't ask to use it as a dildo!!!

God I love how mature this community is...
maheshpatel said:
lol
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Authenticity fail, Apple never uses the word "the".

AdrianK said:
God I love how mature this community is...
Authenticity fail, Apple never uses the word "the".
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Nice Catch

Lol!
Nice one

Eh I'm bored so here's one
I just bought a new iPod touch, it's like an iPhone except you can't make calls .... Oh wait, it's just like an iPhone

MacaronyMax said:
Eh I'm bored so here's one
I just bought a new iPod touch, it's like an iPhone except you can't make calls .... Oh wait, it's just like an iPhone
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lol
Found this on a Machin**** forum:
My old Apple G3 Tower has become so slow.
This morning I logged into "Just 18" porno website.
By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.
lolololol

Haha!
My Mac is broke, MagSafe won't charge it, owell it's under warranty, hopefully apple will replace it so when I sell it I get more

MacaronyMax said:
Haha!
My Mac is broke, MagSafe won't charge it, owell it's under warranty, hopefully apple will replace it so when I sell it I get more
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lmfaosmiacbihuuatoitr!!!!!

flyboyovyick said:
lol
Found this on a Machin**** forum:
My old Apple G3 Tower has become so slow.
This morning I logged into "Just 18" porno website.
By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.
lolololol
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This one was hilarious.
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why does iphone has a g sensor,
to know in what direction it is spinning before it hits the wall
why does iphone 4 have front camera, so that apple know that the user wasnt pissing on it and claiming that he spilled apple juice all over it

husam666 said:
why does iphone has a g sensor,
to know in what direction it is spinning before it hits the wall
why does iphone 4 have front camera, so that apple know that the user wasnt pissing on it and claiming that he spilled apple juice all over it
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lollollollol

My Amatuer MMA Highlight Video

Figured somebody might be interested in watching this...lol...Ive got a fight this saturday in shreveport, LA and a guy made this for me to promote the fight...I realize its nothing AMAZING but its a start...haha
http://youtu.be/evhHyS6FjL0

Right on man pretty good!
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Im only down the interstate from s-port

fleurdelisxliv said:
Im only down the interstate from s-port
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Where? I actually live in minden...

d_a_n_payne said:
where? I actually live in minden...
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wow ruston i work for pafford ems

Gotta get back to training. But this is my old team. Never competed myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eFS2Onmlhg
Nice vid man, good job. I need to learn some striking.

fleurdelisxliv said:
wow ruston i work for pafford ems
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I went to Tech for a while...one of the fights in the video was at the ruston civic center...the video where i dropped the guy with a left hook...small world...lol

d_a_n_payne said:
I went to Tech for a while...one of the fights in the video was at the ruston civic center...the video where i dropped the guy with a left hook...small world...lol
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ima check out the video tonight at work and yea small world

Deng man, that's pretty badass.
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Well if anybody is in the north louisiana area this saturday, you should come watch me fight at the horseshoe riverdome...MTV will be there

d_a_n_payne said:
Well if anybody is in the north louisiana area this saturday, you should come watch me fight at the horseshoe riverdome...MTV will be there
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damn i have to work or i wld be there i love fights good luck!

That sucks...maybe next time...

Ill be fighting again this Friday, Aug 19th, in West Monroe, Louisiana...figured I would just reply to this instead of makin a new thread...dont wanna waste any internet space...ha

Your in good shape man!
How much do you train?
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Alanrocks15 said:
Your in good shape man!
How much do you train?
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Thanks!
I train atleast twice a day, sometimes 3...everyday except sunday...even tho I have trouble resting sunday...lol

Good **** bro.
I don't have the time to train, but in my unit I'm a part of the combatives team. It's a lot of grappling and wrestling, though not much striking. I've been looking into some muay thai gyms, and the boxing team our unit has too. I'd love to get into it..
I think I saw that you're a middleweight, right? Do you train in specific arts or is your gym an MMA gym? A few of my friends train and fight amateur in Rhode Island for a strictly MMA gym. There are no specific classes like boxing mon, weds, fri, bjj tues, thurs, etc... it's just MMA every day. Is there a benefit or disadvantage to that, I wonder.
I'd love to hear how some of your workouts go down. Might help me out a bit.

Could yall please go like my page? Not sure if yall saw the article about mtv following the amateurs but I'm one of em...I'm the one they called the rich kid...lol...i have no clue why cuz I'm not but hopefully that's not what yall think when yall watch...or if yall watch...thanks guys!
https://www.facebook.com/PayneMMA
I posted the trailer to the show on my page if ya wanna check it out!

d_a_n_payne said:
Could yall please go like my page? Not sure if yall saw the article about mtv following the amateurs but I'm one of em...I'm the one they called the rich kid...lol...i have no clue why cuz I'm not but hopefully that's not what yall think when yall watch...or if yall watch...thanks guys!
https://www.facebook.com/PayneMMA
I posted the trailer to the show on my page if ya wanna check it out!
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i will check it out! also a buddy i work with wanted to know if you knew a fighter hes friends with mike crisp from s-port

Mike crisp sounds familiar but Im not sure...maybe if saw him I would remember...lol

i saw the com on mtv when does the show start?
edit: i saw jan 9th

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Where is the "I can care less" option?

jaszek said:
Where is the "I can care less" option?
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+1

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What if we like HandEgg but just not the Giants or the Patriots..??
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jaszek said:
Where is the "I can care less" option?
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I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I could care less

Giants! History will repeat itself.
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ninrocket said:
If you could care less than just save it and go post somewhere else. This is obviously a post for people that like football. If you don't...fine...but don't clutter the thread.
Peace.
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Well believe it or not, on XDA I am allowed to post in whatever thread I want, and if it means you get butthurt let it be.
Also what is the whole point with hand egg? In the play offs they only play one game with each team. It should be like hockey where you actually need skill and determination, and not just luck, since you have to win at least 4 games with one team before you can go to the next round.
the_scotsman said:
I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
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I couldn't care less what you think about my grammar.
:>

Wait, the championship only has one game?

iynfynity said:
Wait, the championship only has one game?
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Yep. They have like 8 teams play in the play offs. So there are 4 games first round, then you have 4 teams left, 2 games, and then the super bowl. Maybe you have a bit more teams at the beginning. In hockey you have 7 games between the teams before going to the next round.

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All hail the New York Giants!

i say new orleans saints oh wait thats next year

Don't feel like quoting on my phone. Physical...with 20 kilos of protection. Not sure if you ever played rugby. I had a hard time standing straight for 2 days. And hockey is just as if not more physical. Getting slammed by a 200+ pound guy against a wall is worse than the same hit without a wall. Trust me.
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Even though I wanted the 49ers to win, I'll take the Giants over the Patriots anyday

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Giants all the way!
And Since im from Montréal, I'll also have a look at the hockey game in the afternoon!

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ninrocket said:
How's it going neighbor. It's been a while since I was in Montreal. Probably about 7 years ago. Nice place.
There used to be a street downtown where everyone would go party. I don't know if they still do it or not. 7 years ago it was considered to be one of the biggest party places in the world. I can't remember the name of the street?
I do remember people parking their cars in the middle of the street on Saturday because the street was so crowded with all the party goers that you couldn't drive down it anyway.
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Hey! There are many streets like that in Montreal! Lol!
Let's see: Sainte-Catherine Street ? Maybe Crescent Street?

ninrocket said:
I'm laughing at this. You are comparing your one day of rugby to a pro NFL player. Hilarious.
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He made a point that hockey is clearly a tougher sport too. And it is. Football-play for 10 seconds then stop. Repeat. Hockey-play 3 periods of checking, falling, fights, pucks hittig you, falling on ice (hurts)
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Off-Topic R.I.P Thread

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This is a place to pay our respects to the ones we lost. Those loved ones and visionaries that shaped the world that we know, that entertained and educated us, whose loss we felt in our souls, and those the world is a worse place without.

Welcome back, missed ya
I can't remember his name, he was the guy who pretty much was the father of all code we use. c++, fortran, python, all that stuff started from him. He died last year and made no news. Now I feel awful cause I can't remember his name.

Ian kilminster - oh no, wait a minute, he's somehow still bloody alive!

Orion: a small cockatiel, five and a half Weeks old. Poor Birdie.
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boborone said:
Welcome back, missed ya
I can't remember his name, he was the guy who pretty much was the father of all code we use. c++, fortran, python, all that stuff started from him. He died last year and made no news. Now I feel awful cause I can't remember his name.
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Dennis Ritchie
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John Lee Hooker.
I miss that guy.
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R.i.p adam yauch of the beastie boys

watt9493 said:
Dennis Ritchie
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Didn't he also sing "Dancing on the Ceiling"?

85gallon said:
Didn't he also sing "Dancing on the Ceiling"?
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That's Lionel, like the trains, and he's still alive.

R.I.P Dominoe (2003-2012)

NotATreoFan said:
R.I.P Dominoe (2003-2012)
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Aw man, that sucks. Sorry
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RIP Carrol Shelby.

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Famous Indian Child Artist Tharuni Sachdev passed away in a plane crash at Nepal. Child actor Taruni Sachdev who has acted in many commercials including the famous Rasna advertisement and her mother Geetha Sachdev are also among the dead. Taruni has also acted in many films. She is known her for her role in Hindi film Paa. In Malayalam, she has appeared in films Vellinakshatram and Sathyam. She is well-known for featuring along with Karisma Kapoor in the Rasna commercial saying 'I Love Love You Rasna'.
May her soul Rest in Peace!
Source : CNN

River Phoenix (1970-1993). Just read the words of the song 'River' written by the angel-voiced Natalie Merchant in tribute;-
Young & strong Hollywood son
In the early morning light
This star fell down
On Sunset Boulevard
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Yet another taken too soon, too young...

RIP to the baby bird I crushed today. Seriously, I feel horrible about it.
Come over to the dark side...

r.i.p to my sister bethann smith 1986-2006 we miss ya

1985-2011
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Rip.. 2003-2012 he lived the best life a bird can
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jr866gooner said:
1985-2011
sent via this forum to your face
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Your cat was 26?
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RIP Carroll Shelby may your vision live in your cars
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Alaskans of xda

Just thought I'd start a thread for anyone from Alaska, or for who has always wanted to come here.
Took these pictures at work today.
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Might not get interest, but who knows. Sometimes it good to think about things other than our gadgets .....LOL

I really want to go to Alaska to photograph it. Also I'd love to head up north in Alaska, like where it takes 5 hours for a medic to come help you. There are some beautiful places there...and cheap corner women in Anchorage, at least thats what the Discovery Channel told me.

I suppose it depends on where you are at.
The scenery, and the economy are great here.
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Those pictures are great.
U are really lucky 4 being in such a nice nature
Is it important how did i send this?

I live in Minnesota. Cold enough.

Is it legal to club seals up there?
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Beautiful pics OP.

conantroutman said:
Is it legal to club seals up there?
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conantroutman said:
Is it legal to club seals up there?
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Do that, and spend the rest of your life in prison. Don't even think about it.
Seriously though, I talked to a guy yesterday that used to eat them, and he said they are great. I'm not sure I could try that....lol
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veeman said:
I live in Minnesota. Cold enough.
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Yeah, last winter, I think you were colder than us. Go figure.
This summer here is very cool. I had 38 degrees the other morning. Not good. Its the middle of july.
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This is what we had today.....
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chrism.brunner said:
Seriously though, I talked to a guy yesterday that used to eat them, angry h said they are great. I'm not sure I could try that....lol
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I would eat one. I imagine they would be chewy, they look chewy. I wonder if seal would be better grilled or fried. If I had my pick of artic type animals to eat though it would definitely be penguin, they look delicious!!

He said boiled in soup. Mostly because there is no fat in the meat, it's all in the blubber layer, like whales. He also has eaten a beluga whale. He was married to a native woman at the time. They are the only people that can eat them.
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chrism.brunner said:
He said boiled in soup. Mostly because there is no fat in the meat, it's all in the blubber layer, like whales. He also has eaten a beluga whale. He was married to a native woman at the time. They are the only people that can eat them.
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I can't eat a beluga whale because of the color of my skin?! That's so racist.

You got it.
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Maybe I'm the only guy from Alaska on the site. Wouldn't that be something?

WiredPirate said:
I can't eat a beluga whale because of the color of my skin?! That's so racist.
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No, you can't eat them because your ancestors didn't eat them. It's a hierarchical thing.

veeman said:
No, you can't eat them because your ancestors didn't eat them. It's a hierarchical thing.
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Lame! By that logic I shouldn't be eating Mexican food either because I'm Italian.

I'm "german", and love italian food....