My First Post :) - Off-topic

Hi all,
this is my first post! i hope to do more in the future

It might as well be your last.

jaszek said:
It might as well be your last.
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Who pissed in your cheerios this morning jaszek?

deliriousDroid said:
Who pissed in your cheerios this morning jaszek?
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Scruffy don't like n00bs.
Seriously though, welcome to xda! MTM or someone will be along any minute to scold you about spamming off topic, but don't mind them, they gets a little happy with the banhammer
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deliriousDroid said:
Who pissed in your cheerios this morning jaszek?
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I didn't eat yet, maybe thats why. lol

PaganAng3l said:
Scruffy don't like n00bs.
Seriously though, welcome to xda! MTM or someone will be along any minute to scold you about spamming off topic, but don't mind them, they gets a little happy with the banhammer
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Or someone??
Looks like you'll be the one getting the aforementioned banhammer
@ the OP
Welcome to XDA
We hope you enjoy your stay but please familiarise yourself with the forum rules, remember to search before posting and read the sticky threads.
If you'd done this you would have found the "Say Hi" thread and not needed to create a new thread to say hello..
But don't listen to me....
I'm sure M_T_M or somebody important will be around soon to tell you this...

conantroutman said:
Or someone??
Looks like you'll be the one getting the aforementioned banhammer
@ the OP
Welcome to XDA
We hope you enjoy your stay but please familiarise yourself with the forum rules, remember to search before posting and read the sticky threads.
If you'd done this you would have found the "Say Hi" thread and not needed to create a new thread to say hello..
But don't listen to me....
I'm sure M_T_M or somebody important will be around soon to tell you this...
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Hahaha! You should take it as a compliment that you're a stealthier mod. Buuuut I've been wanting to use this image, so just for you:
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Hello first post
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[Q] New market alarm service? Always running...no thanks

What's with the running service, ' alarm service' for the market? Its always running and I want it gone.
Seems to have popped with the new market...
Thank you thank you
i do not know the answer to your question but chances are that you will get a better and quicker response in the Q&A section.
397 posts on the forum, so far and still doesn't know what to post where...
You're all so elite
Become a mod and move it if you don't like it
Yes!!! I love these threads!!
While im here.... I spilt coffee on my good tie today, any suggestions on the best way to get it out?
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If I were a mod these threads would never see the light of day >:]
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IT HAS [Q] IN THE TITLE
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also, try autokiller app, I have the new market, no such running program in my list... also, google.
well we are not mods and nobody likes this so all we can do is yell at all the idiots that cant read the rules and cant put 2 and 2 together.
here... im gonna make a "posting in the right section on a forum for dummies" book.
chapter 1: READ!
if you have something to say then post in the "general" section.
if you have a "QUESTION" then put it in the "Q&A" section.
if you have something to sell then post it in the "ACCESSORIES" section
if you have a "ROM" then post it in the "android development" section. AKA "ROMS only" sections.
and if you have an "APP" then post in the "THEMES & APPS" section.
all rights reserved. typed in the USA. written and published by"anonymous"
kyouko said:
If I were a mod these threads would never see the light of day >:]
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IT HAS [Q] IN THE TITLE
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+1 for that! And, some action is taken against such members, as well... .
kbizzle said:
Yes!!! I love these threads!!
While im here.... I spilt coffee on my good tie today, any suggestions on the best way to get it out?
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LMAO ×5
Root-Hack-Mod-Always™
Ahhhh Heineken....
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WOW, this may be the single most disturbing thing I have ever seen... LMFAO
il Duce said:
WOW, this may be the single most disturbing thing I have ever seen... LMFAO
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No kidding! wow!

Random avatar thread

Okay, so the time has come for me to get a new avatar. Some newb recently started using the same pic as me and serious cat is NOT amused! I, on the other hand, don't mind.
However, I've now decided that it's time for a change, so the question is, "I can has new cat face?"
Basically, it's the random image thread but it's for avatars, and I'm gonna use my favourite one that you lot post, cos I'm too lazy to scour the interwebs for mine own.
PS. It doesn't have to be a cat.
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My avatar on a different forum.
Obvious JCM's Avatar is obvious........
It will be a sad day to see that one disapear......
That avatar has been like an XDA landmark for me since I joined "back in the day".
Who is this n00b? point him out and I'll slip the admins a few boiled sweets to make him "disapear"......
You can always take Cap'n Pancakes off my hands if you want.....
M_T_M said:
The Jewish Children's Museum has an avatar?
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TA-DA.................
conantroutman said:
TA-DA.................
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I sincerely think I'd be a fool to continue looking!
conantroutman said:
Obvious JCM's Avatar is obvious........
It will be a sad day to see that one disapear......
That avatar has been like an XDA landmark for me since I joined "back in the day".
Who is this n00b? point him out and I'll slip the admins a few boiled sweets to make him "disapear"......
You can always take Cap'n Pancakes off my hands if you want.....
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Check him out - bold as brass!
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=14304632&postcount=11

			
				
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Well, he's going. It's a sad day, but serious cat will live on. I'm posting him simultaneously on here, G+, Facebook and Twitter so that all shall see his splendour.
Live well & live long, serious cat.
Farewell serious cat.........
You will be missed

			
				
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Kiboe said:
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M_T_M said:
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Hey, how about this. Inspired by M_T_M. Well not him obviously but by his 'Huh?' pic. Anybody recognise it?:

Anybody knows Blackberry?

Hello guys~!
I brought Blackberry 9530 Verizone phone from US.
In Korea, there's few Blackberry users only, not a popular as US or oher countries.
Anybody can help me unlock my Blackberry Storm? I just need to use for E-mail communication.
Thanks advance and have a good day.
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XDA is for discussion of Android and Windows Phone devices only. Moved to Off-Topic.
TeeJay3800 said:
XDA is for discussion of Android and Windows Phone devices only. Moved to Off-Topic.
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Oh! C'mon dude!!
U've been spamming OT for some time now.
Calling Archer and his stunt double!!!!
Crackberry.com is pretty handy.
roofrider said:
Oh! C'mon dude!!
U've been spamming OT for some time now.
Calling Archer and his stunt double!!!!
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Hey! It's called moderating..........
Off topic threads get moved to Off Topic. If they are too off topic for even you lot to debase with your filthy trolling then Archer may well close them.
Now, back off topic..........
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conantroutman said:
Hey! It's called moderating..........
Off topic threads get moved to Off Topic. If they are too off topic for even you lot to debase with your filthy trolling then Archer may well close them.
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I was mad at u for using the mad emoticon, in tapatalk the : oldmad: appears.
On desktop now and i'm like where the eff is that angry face?!!
This is mad ?? hahahaa :laugh::laugh:
conantroutman said:
Hey! It's called moderating..........
Off topic threads get moved to Off Topic. If they are too off topic for even you lot to debase with your filthy trolling then Archer may well close them.
Now, back off topic..........
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Blackberry...
The main reason why I have several dents on my wall.
and makes me wanna do this:
and this:
Android...
The main reason why I has happiness.

Gold hearted guy

This person needs to be respected and people should start to be more like him(or just like him).
I am and will be like him forever!
"Pay me? I accept love." Wow.
INSPIRATIONAL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phSEsBgGQIM&feature=plcp
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FromiOSToAndroid said:
This person needs to be respected and people should start to be more like him(or just like him).
I am and will be like him forever!
"Pay me? I accept love." Wow.
INSPIRATIONAL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phSEsBgGQIM&feature=plcp
Sent from my GT-I9100M
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Sorry buddy, this is going to be closed as soon as Archer or vanessaem see it. There is a dedicated youtube thread stickied in this forum.
mf2112 said:
Sorry buddy, this is going to be closed as soon as Archer or vanessaem see it. There is a dedicated youtube thread stickied in this forum.
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Im sorry, I have not noticed that. Could you please let a mod know to move this thread? Thanks
FromiOSToAndroid said:
Im sorry, I have not noticed that. Could you please let a mod know to move this thread? Thanks
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It won't be moved. It'll just be locked.
FromiOSToAndroid said:
Im sorry, I have not noticed that. Could you please let a mod know to move this thread? Thanks
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Why can't you tell them yourself?
jaszek said:
Why can't you tell them yourself?
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I do not know any mods here, I am completely new here. That's why
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FromiOSToAndroid said:
I do not know any mods here, I am completely new here. That's why
Sent from my GT-I9100M
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On the bottom of each subfora you have the names of the moderators. Also, you can go to member list and look for mods there. And next time look. The word YOUTUBE is in the stick thread, and its always one of the top 3
Alternatively, hit the report button
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in your post and explain why you want it closed, but that's for future reference.
Thread closed.

The future of off-topic

I'm getting annoyed with all the noobs posting here trying to get 10 posts to post in the development forums. Implying XDA OT is a democracy we should have a vote, and not have the mods/admins listen to us anyway. And knowing me, this will get locked, but I heard Archer likes commas, so, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.
Vote in the poll if you want members to have at least 10 posts to post in out glorious Off-Topic.
It should just be 10 posts to start a thread anywhere and if they have less than 10 posts and get reported the post "disappears" until a mod can check it out.
Count me as a yes until I get to a pc, and I can vote properly.
Sent from somewhere....if I could only remember where....
063_XOBX said:
It should just be 10 posts to start a thread anywhere and if they have less than 10 posts and get reported the post "disappears" until a mod can check it out.
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You want posts like this?
magnus71 said:
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Thanks for trolling new users, very funny thread...:banghead:
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magnus71 said:
Obvious trolls obviously trolling.
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The guy has 9 posts. Few minutes between posts.
jaszek said:
I'm getting annoyed with all the noobs posting here trying to get 10 posts to post in the development forums. Implying XDA OT is a democracy we should have a vote, and not have the mods/admins listen to us anyway. And knowing me, this will get locked, but I heard Archer likes commas, so, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.
Vote in the poll if you want members to have at least 10 posts to post in out glorious Off-Topic.
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:beer:
I hate to see noobs in OT too, but everyone was a noob, so they should get a chance.
Just kidding, let's have a rule for this!
Babydoll25 said:
Count me as a yes until I get to a pc, and I can vote properly.
Sent from somewhere....if I could only remember where....
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Web view maybe???
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Yes! I agree. You should need at least 10 posts to enter off-topic. And at least 10 thanks.
I'm guessing this thread is because of the "Jr members" thread?
jaszek said:
**** you!!! Stop spamming off topic with this ****. I'm tired of you noobs trying to bump up your post count in off topic!!!
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My vote > all your votes.

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