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My Girlfriend attempts to play call of duty...

Can't seem to make embedding work (maybe it's not allowed on here), watch it here
Any feedback? I'm guessing it won't be funny to anyone who hasn't played call of duty!

maybe you should try playing something like "little big planet" with her

or maybe if she really likes shooting games Ratchet and Clank? that game is not hard to learn.
YEAH THIS IS MY 100TH POST!!! I AM NOW A SENIOR MEMBER. YOU SIR NOW CAN HAVE THE PRIDE OF LETTING ME BECOME A SENIOR MEMBER! Does that mean I can be a jack ass to members and junior members since I reached senior member? I noticed a lot of senior members are like that now.

I guess you will have to change your username as you are no longer a Noobie

Ha. And I thought I wasn't that good at MW2

sheennick123456 said:
maybe you should try playing something like "little big planet" with her
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i am totaly angry with you broo...

psolunke said:
i am totaly angry with you broo...
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ohhh common its an awesome game
and i simply love playing it
and its something which girls would also enjoy playing

lol, thats funny, i remember when i was trying to teach my girl to play Fifa 10, i gave up after 10 minutes, she kept on scoring own goals every second.

Heheh. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM and not a single hit. Cute vid

I'm glad no one seems notice what is said right at the end.... especially her older sister!!

pympster said:
I'm glad no one seems notice what is said right at the end.... especially her older sister!!
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I can't understand what's being said there at the end.

LOL this is too funny.
i got home the other day from work to find my wife playing the Story Mode on MW2 ( Modern Warfare 2 ) in the game room.
i was like uhhh..what do we have here lol
might i add she was sniping at the time ..

Thanks! I bet my girlfriend that I could get 500 views or 100 5 stars in 2 weeks, she will get me a new controller... and another "special" present
Please help a guy out and show some of your mates!!!
Thanks!!

pympster said:
Thanks! I bet my girlfriend that I could get 500 views or 100 5 stars in 2 weeks, she will get me a new controller... and another "special" present
Please help a guy out and show some of your mates!!!
Thanks!!
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haha anything for the poon mission plus i'm always down to help out a fellow brit

Thats a great vid, lol @ when she knifed you.

She makes so pretty stupid noises while playing lol

I guess we can safely assume she doesn't have a future as a game junkie (or not a good one at least)

Well I've started her off on bad company 2 now, maybe she will do beter at that!!

I saw something on facebook the other day and had to lol.
Group name: :O! ITS COD FOR WOMEN!
Picture: Call of Duty logo next to an ironing board!
Sexist as hell but made me lol big time

she probably could beat me at that game

I need more time!!!!

I hardly have anytime for xda anymore
How do you guys do it that have a job, wife, and kids?

Wife gets drugged...
Kids pad locked in a room...
And use device during work...
good day.

Try having football, an ap and an honors class life. Not fun. At all.

Original Android <3ers! said:
Try having football, an ap and an honors class life. Not fun. At all.
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I know how you feel with the girlfriend, baseball and the seven classes i have each day...are you taking spanish?
chopper the dog said:
Wife gets drugged...
Kids pad locked in a room...
And use device during work...
good day.
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Sounds like a pretty good plan. I will keep note of that

Yeah I got Spanish. No, picture this, we have Block Scheduling. One day I have 4 classes, the next day I have 4 different classes. The third day I have the first 4, and etc... It's nice because I get 2 nights to do my homework, but I rarely get to it either way.
After 4 hours, I go to football practice until around 6, and if I stay and lift, 7:30. Get home, eat, relax, it's 8:30. 30 minutes to an hour to do all of my homework. Yeah. try it kid!

Running out of time and you're only in high school! It's gonna be a long road ahead buddy

hacker01 said:
Running out of time and you're only in high school! It's gonna be a long road ahead buddy
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Haha yeah
Original Android <3ers! said:
Yeah I got Spanish. No, picture this, we have Block Scheduling. One day I have 4 classes, the next day I have 4 different classes. The third day I have the first 4, and etc... It's nice because I get 2 nights to do my homework, but I rarely get to it either way.
After 4 hours, I go to football practice until around 6, and if I stay and lift, 7:30. Get home, eat, relax, it's 8:30. 30 minutes to an hour to do all of my homework. Yeah. try it kid!
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Yeah My schedule is just as bad man, wish we had 34 hour days instead
Spanish is a job itself, i can barley understand my teacher half the time she gives us a **** of homework. Wheres orb at? I need some lessons ha

I do have a job, kids, a grouchy -to- xda- wife and still have time for xda...if not I'll be single LoL...

i have been busy with other things...
but im back now

Gosh. So glad I have someone on XDA to relate to. Austin021296, wanna be FaceBook Br0z?!

I have a work too, wife, no kids but I manage to have plenty of time on XDA

Manage your time wisely boy
In my case I work full time, have wife, two kids and plenty of activities during the whole week....and I'm a mod!!
Boy, I'm amazing

Original Android <3ers! said:
Gosh. So glad I have someone on XDA to relate to. Austin021296, wanna be FaceBook Br0z?!
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I would but i quit facebook a long time ago, to much drama
orb3000 said:
I have a work too, wife, no kids but I manage to have plenty of time on XDA
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In that case im not gonna have kids when i get older, that is if XDA is still around
But Im sure it will be though...If it some how did "close down" it sure would hert Android and WM
M_T_M said:
Manage your time wisely boy
In my case I work full time, have wife, two kids and plenty of activities during the whole week....and I'm a mod!!
Boy, I'm amazing
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Super Mod!

Austin021296 said:
I hardly have anytime for xda anymore
How do you guys do it that have a job, wife, and kids?
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you'll know I am off from work when I don't post on here....
Honestly, I might spend 15min a day on here on days off. Sometimes several hours on here when I am work.... (don't tell my boss)

hacker01 said:
Running out of time and you're only in high school! It's gonna be a long road ahead buddy
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yeah, kids have it so rough these days. Gaming computers, psp's and nintendo ds 3d's, cell phones for my 9 year old... tough life.
Try 2 full time jobs because your wife gets disabled and 2 small children at home then come back here and talk about time. You learn to survive on 3-5 hours of sleep a day.

Austin021296 said:
I would but i quit facebook a long time ago, to much drama
In that case im not gonna have kids when i get older, that is if XDA is still around
But Im sure it will be though...If it some how did "close down" it sure would hert Android and WM
Super Mod!
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You know you're a phailure when you have drama on faceBook.

Original Android <3ers! said:
You know you're a phailure when you have drama on faceBook.
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Not my drama (i dont have drama ha) but everyone elses i was tired of listing to it, if you know what i mean

nrfitchett4 said:
yeah, kids have it so rough these days. Gaming computers, psp's and nintendo ds 3d's, cell phones for my 9 year old... tough life.
Try 2 full time jobs because your wife gets disabled and 2 small children at home then come back here and talk about time. You learn to survive on 3-5 hours of sleep a day.
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all becuz u cant give up ur 4 hour daily cod fix

souljaboy said:
all becuz u cant give up ur 4 hour daily cod fix
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yeah, I really wanted to buy star craft 2, but then realized I still hadn't touched the madden '09 my wife got me for x-mas.

souljaboy said:
all becuz u cant give up ur 4 hour daily cod fix
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Oh gosh i dont even wanna start with cod, its almost as bad not getting to play that as it is being on XDA

[Q] Something happened to me...

Since this is off-topic...
Anyway, I wonder if any of you remember this song, it's a hip-hop one that says that the girl is like a broken record in his eyes and she keeps flashing in front of his eyeballs...
Well, I'm facing that problem now.
Anyone else had this problem before

if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .

souljaboy said:
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol

souljaboy said:
if u remember an exact quote (about 5-6 words long should do) of the lyrics and its fairly popular u can try ur luck by pasting it in google with " " around it .
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No, it's not really about the song... although your response reminded me of a joke about a girl with a broken carburetor in here car, running home to find her husband cheating. She wrote to the local newspaper help column and the help column guy explained how to fix broken carburetors.
jaszek said:
I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.

jaszek said:
I don't think he's looking for the song title. He's having problems with females...or he's a photographer like me shooting the red carpet where you see only between the flashes. lol
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u know maybe ur rite

sakai4eva said:
Spot on brother. Thanks button clicked, although I'm gonna have a horribly distracted week. I just can't get her out of my mind. For all the right/wrong reasons.
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Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.

jaszek said:
Don't worry man, the one I want is 4300 miles away. I feel your pain with the thinking and ****.
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Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which

sakai4eva said:
Lemme add onto the dilemma: the one running through my mind isn't mine.
Option A: 4,333 km away
Option B: Young, almost jail-bait young thing right in front of me.
Guess which is which
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If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mind games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.

dkyle said:
If its like mine I think its b.
The one I really want is here but she's young, not jailbait but young, and likes to play mid games.
The other one moved and now lives 750 miles away.
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Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.

sakai4eva said:
Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war

maheshpatel said:
Sweet Love, All is fair in love and war
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LOL
And I'm forgetting you're just an hour's train away from my GF. Mind consoling her while I go hunt my jailbait?
Mind you, she might get a bit racist, but she's crazy once you get to know her (!)
Yeah... all's fair in love and war. That's why Genghis Khan got castrated while trying to rape a princess from a country he conquered.

@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...

so many stalkers in this thread

Picture please

and here come the trolls

vmiguel said:
@ [OP]
Best of luck, I have that problem since August! And still having those "flashes"...
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Well, I have had it the first moment I saw option B, so...
souljaboy said:
so many stalkers in this thread
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Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
johncmolyneux said:
Picture please
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Beg moar? That would be very stalker-ish, especially considering that I'm trying to stabilize myself by not thinking of her.
RD274 said:
and here come the trolls
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Yeah... let's not descend into the level of madness... like the image board that must not be named (rules 1 & 2). You know what I mean

sakai4eva said:
Lulz. I wouldn't consider myself a stalker. I'd like to think of her as an invader of my mind/eyeballs.
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I'll have to remember this one. I like it, had a couple of those lately.

sakai4eva said:
Option A is mine, and she went to Beijing 2.5 months after I came back to this city.
Option B has a sister who is watching over her. And eight years my junior. Oh, and she thinks I'm funny. And her smile is running through my mind.
Looks like we are facing the same problem. I dunno whether to smile or to cry.
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I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.

dkyle said:
I don't either. I usually just try to grin and bear it while trying not to beat my head against the wall.
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Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA

sakai4eva said:
Hahaha... was reading this article about invasive species... seems like the invaders almost always destroy the local ecosystem... and then the invaders keep thriving
I need a way of dealing with this...
p/s: This thread completely rooted out the immature peeps in XDA
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Well I have to say I never thought of it like that, but they are good at invading my mind. They also seem to get better at it if I already have a girl. I'm not sure if that's my fault or if they do it on purpose. As for how to deal with it. I wish I knew how because so far it doesn't seem to be working.
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Do we have any NASCAR fans here?

I get some weird looks when I jump from talking about the newest rom out for my phone to NASCAR. I can't be the only one!
So, I guess use this thread to talk about NASCAR. And if you aren't a fan, watch a race if you haven't.
Last weekends race was decided by .002 seconds. The top 8 finishers were within .145 seconds of each other. That doesn't happen every week though.

Go Hendricks Motor Sports!
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i go to texas motor speedway every november! cant wait this year and the race last weekend was sick!

fleurdelisxliv said:
i go to texas motor speedway every november! cant wait this year and the race last weekend was sick!
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So do I. And yeah, last week was awesome, I just wish Jr had been in from of Jimmie!

i like jj bc i feel like he is more like me than some of the other racers lol! if that makes any sense

fleurdelisxliv said:
i like jj bc i feel like he is more like me than some of the other racers lol! if that makes any sense
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I don't hate JJ like a lot of fans do, but I was an Earnhardt fan when he was still with us and I've been a Jr fan since Sr passed.
But, I also pull for Harvick (because he was hand picked by Sr) and Marcos Ambrose, because he just seems like an awesome SOB. Haha

i have to say hendrick's has one hell of a team!

fleurdelisxliv said:
i have to say hendrick's has one hell of a team!
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Yeah, you've got a 4 time champ in Gordon, a 5 time champ in Jimmie, and then you have the worlds fastest wrinkle in Mark Martin. And next year, they will have Kasey Khane, and we all know how good a driver he is.
And Jr, who's won 18 races, which people always seem to forget, is sitting third in points right now, and if he hadn't been wrecked in the Daytona 500, would probably be leading the standings.

Tuuuuurrrnnnnnnn lefffffffftttttttttttttttt

Zach Alt said:
Yeah, you've got a 4 time champ in Gordon, a 5 time champ in Jimmie, and then you have the worlds fastest wrinkle in Mark Martin. And next year, they will have Kasey Khane, and we all know how good a driver he is.
And Jr, who's won 18 races, which people always seem to forget, is sitting third in points right now, and if he hadn't been wrecked in the Daytona 500, would probably be leading the standings.
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+1....................................

ridethelight said:
Tuuuuurrrnnnnnnn lefffffffftttttttttttttttt
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That made my night

ridethelight said:
Tuuuuurrrnnnnnnn lefffffffftttttttttttttttt
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Yeah, turn left, right the frak out of my thread.
Also, do your parents know you're on the computer past 10pm?

GTA V

"#GTAV rockstargames.com" [email protected]
that was their simple tweet letting us know the trailer for Grand Theft Auto 5 is coming out next week!

Damnit, I was going to start a thread about this. lol.
Also their website has only the logo.

Can't wait!

yay,good news
hope it won't eat a lot of memory like IV

I've played it. It's a bit meh.
Nah, just kidding. I am ALL OVER THIS!!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/oct/25/gta-5-2012-release?newsfeed=true
That's it, I've got GTA fever now. Gonna be sniping some strangers on GTAIV tonight

augoza said:
"#GTAV rockstargames.com" [email protected]
that was their simple tweet letting us know the trailer for Grand Theft Auto 5 is coming out next week!
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Edit... nvrmind
Awesome can't wait for the trailor

davidrules7778 said:
Coming out or Trailer coming?
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Trailer on November 2nd. Game released when they release it. There's speculation about the end of next year but no-one knows and they're just guessing.

Archer said:
Trailer on November 2nd. Game released when they release it. There's speculation about the end of next year but no-one knows and they're just guessing.
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LOL i know now i reread the OP more slower and saw trailor in there lol!!

davidrules7778 said:
LOL i know now i reread the OP more slower and saw trailor in there lol!!
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Noob

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Noob
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HAHA na im just not awake today

Can't wait! The GTA series has always been in my top 3. Wonder where it'll take place.
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conqu1stador said:
Can't wait! The GTA series has always been in my top 3. Wonder where it'll take place.
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It should take place in washington, mexico, or New york.
LOL Mexico would be crazy

davidrules7778 said:
It should take place in washington, mexico, or New york.
LOL Mexico would be crazy
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Yes I cannot wait either! I had Google Alerts for gta5. Now I want to pop gta4 in.
Haha Mexico. I think it would sweet anywhere. Hopefully there are cats and dogs

There is speculation about the setting being in Hollywood, but who knows. Also the new logo has my mind running. The "V" resembles a five dollar bill. What could that indicate...

can't wait.. its outta be amazing!

I liked mafia more but there is no upcoming news or anything about future releases. Anyways, gta is also good. Eager to play soon.

The GTA series and JUST CAUSE series are my best game forever

oyea nice i cant wait

I dont know how there aren't tons of games that imitate gta (besides saints row). It's a great genre, and one unlike any other. I loved the older driver games also.
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There is speculation about the setting being in Hollywood, but who knows. Also the new logo has my mind running. The "V" resembles a five dollar bill. What could that indicate...
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V for Vice!
VC was my favorite with SA a close second. I am hella pumped for this. Can't wait for the trailer / teaser.
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