Stupidest movie you ever watched?? - Off-topic

Lets see what's the stupidest movie you evervwatched.mine is machete,so unreal.
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My girlfriend dragged me to The Vow last night for valentines day. The most predictable moronic movie I think I've ever seen (this is likely because I tend to stray away from any movie that describes the entire film in the first release trailer).
Haha.. boo
Channing Tatum is terrible haha.

DeHuMaNiZeD said:
Lets see what's the stupidest movie you evervwatched.mine is machete,so unreal.
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It's a movie, fiction, entertainment. If you want to watch real stuff then watch the news or a documentary.
The stupiest movies i've ever seen are:
- Titanic 2 (No, i'm not kidding)
- 10.5
- Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
- All About Steve
- Year One

DeHuMaNiZeD said:
Lets see what's the stupidest movie you evervwatched.mine is machete,so unreal.
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I love Machete!
But on topic, I think mine is:
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood. Extremely stupid, but alright if you need a laugh

The_Hamster said:
I love Machete!
But on topic, I think mine is:
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood. Extremely stupid, but alright if you need a laugh
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Lmfao, i seen that while sitting in a shabby res called ghetto. It was off the wall ridiculous, but makes you laugh none the less

Definitely drag me to hell
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Jeepers Creepers.

Mine was Gummo. Still regret it to this day.
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KIDS.
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I'd have to say any of the Pokemon movies, Paranormal Activity, Cube and Cube 2 (cube zero wasn't bad) Street Fighter The Movie, pretty much any kind of political documentary, that star trek movie where they time traveled to the 80's and had to save the whales *rollseyes, Bring it on 1 and 2.....
Ill add more when they come to mind.

Gummo was made by the same director of kids. However kids has a good lesson. Gummo doesn't. Or I haven't figured it out.
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KIDS.
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Definitely Machete. I stopped watching a couple of minutes into it.

@gplock...your post is what made me think of kids....good lesson? Maybe...good lessons don't always make good movies. I'm right there with you on Gummo. Barely watchable.
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^ .... I always tell people to watch it too see if some1 understands. N nope. I would also like to add. The disappearence of Alice creed
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mutant zombie vampires from the hood - although it's worth watching

I'm about to watch 2-Headed Shark Attack! The title itself tells us that it will be EPIC.

I actually enjoyed Machete a lot.
I vote for Apollo 18. I was bored to death and the plot was so ridiculous, that I was nearly crying at the end. :banghead:

Basket case or the incredible melting man.
Both brilliantly ****e....
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really bad
"kindergarten cop" ( actually almost every movie with A.S ), "ninja", "resident evil 2" and since, non cartoon movies with talking animals, first "twilight" ( I puked after 10 minutes ), "Avatar - the last air bender" ( the trailer was really bad and after seeing less then 10 minutes I turned the movie off ), "step up" movies, "the expendables", movies about video games ( never work ), every zombie movie of the late years ( they made so many it is not interesting or scary anymore ), all "spy kids" movies, "paranormal activity" ( not going to watch 2 and 3 ), "happy feet", "Alvin and the Chipmunks", "Hitman", "S.W.A.T".
I think that is enough for now.

A couple more:
- The Room
- G-Force
- Eight Legged Freaks
- Carny
- Dr. Dolittle
- Dead Man Running
- Skyline
- Meet Dave

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Favourite movie thread...

Post your favourite movie of all time in this thread, ill start:
Mines a tie between inception, shutter island and the shawshank redemption...
Two great psychological thrillers, and one just plain damn good movie...
Terminator 2, the scene where T1000 crashes and starts walking through liquid nitrogen, gets frozen, and then the terminator shoots him into a million pieces is so badass. Had the best graphics of its time
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Was discussing this with my sister...
Batman:TDK, LOTR and Children of Men
Really torn between Lucky Number Slevin and Triangle. Both amazing films, but very different.
School of Rock
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Matchstick Men
50 First Dates
"Zatoichi" or "The Shootist".........
More importantly, my least favourite film of all time as of the other night......... "The Human Centipede"
The Social Network
127 Hours
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Pope of Greenwich Village with Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts and Daryl Hannah
I'm not sure where I sent this from.... or how I did it
Police State 4: The Rise of FEMA
The big lebowski
Scent phrum mie fone!
conantroutman said:
"Zatoichi" or "The Shootist".........
More importantly, my least favourite film of all time as of the other night......... "The Human Centipede"
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Haha.
My friend was going om about how gruesome the human centipede is, but i watched the trailer and read a few reviews an discovered that the majority of disgusting stuff i only implied, you don't get to see any of the surgery for instance, you just see the victims screaming in pain...
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Haha.
My friend was going om about how gruesome the human centipede is, but i watched the trailer and read a few reviews an discovered that the majority of disgusting stuff i only implied, you don't get to see any of the surgery for instance, you just see the victims screaming in pain...
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First of all, sorry to derail the thread but this is off topic after all
Secondly, yeah, I wasnt expecting a cinematic masterpiece but I did think that there might be some cheap thrills to be had in the form of uber-gruesome over the top comedy gore but there wasnt. Ive seen more gruesome disney films.......
Die hard ... The best xmas movie ever
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The Original Star wars and back to the future series.
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The Blues Brothers
friday the 13th 1-3
nightmare on elm st 1
return of the living dead 1
maximum overdrive
That reminds me of 28 days/weeks/months later
I know where you live!
I also know that Froyo X, ad-hoc, and xda app is the best mix ever
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...maximum overdrive
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Great AC/DC soundtrack and movie not bad adaptation of S.K story.
Terminator 2 were Arnold says I'll be back
Donnie Darko.
I wish I had a Frank mask.

Fast Five Movie was Awesome!

Just got done watching Fast Five. Good movie lots of nice cars. I really liked it it was a great installment to the franchise.
Funny you must say that. I just read WSJ's review of the movie today and they tore it to pieces.
Nice I watched it yesterday it was awesome XD
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lonestarranger said:
Funny you must say that. I just read WSJ's review of the movie today and they tore it to pieces.
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Yea I can see that. I try not to read critics reviews but ill read like regular people reviews. For some reasons critics expect more from a movie. And just the average Joe just wants to be entertained.
I'm sure it was terrible.
I'm also sure you wouldn't know a good movie if it came up and slapped you in the face saying, "I'm, honestly and truly, a good movie."
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conqu1stador said:
I'm sure it was terrible.
I'm also sure you wouldn't know a good movie if it came up and slapped you in the face saying, "I'm, honestly and truly, a good movie."
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I know the differences between good movies and bad. You see everybody is different everybody has different things that they like in movies. Fast five was good enough to live up to the hype of the franchise.
Its people like you that judge everything without every even seeing it. Its pathetic. You didn't even see it. But I had a good mixture of funny and action.
IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH.
Several great movies
Men of honor
Million dollar baby
The fighter
And you know what they didn't have to slap me in the face at all.
Sorry but not every movie out will have that caliber.
fast five movie was awesome
so funny
I'm deciding if I'll watch this now or watch it later together with Thor.
I love century theaters, I can watch 2 movies in a row. lol
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Lucky it was sold out for me -_-
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I seen it like last week. Pretty good I thought. The part where the black guy walked in to the police station with the badge, lmfao!
Also the chick on the motorbike is HOTTTT.
The whole thing about a 'good movie' I couldn't care less about how it's acted out or whatever, I'm there to be entertained, and entertained I was.
I've read reviews of loads of films saying they're crap but I've got and seen them and thought they were quite good.
Like Pirates of the Caribbean, I've seen good reviews on that but I thought all of the movies where boring and crap.
im going to watch the movie in the weekend with my friends. i really expect much from it!
It was pretty good, the gf wanted to see it, I didn't want to mostly because most of the movies sucked, but this one was alright, but needed way more racing and car's, and more girls haha.
It was more of a 'story'.
Movie was good. Watched it over the weekend.
It was definitely an entertaining movie. Worth the ticket price.
Saw it last weekend. How busy was it where u were? (dead quiet for me)
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I thought it was all right..
It's certainly moved more towards being an "action" movie more so than a car movie as it was in the previous instalments.
Did anyone stay after the credits? Lettys not dead she jacking military convoys
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Watched it yesterday with mates, Awesome film
@Daky, Yes, And longer... We got kicked out by the cleaner
Damn the cleaners! I feel bad for the people who didn't tho
MacaronyMax said:
Watched it yesterday with mates, Awesome film
@Daky, Yes, And longer... We got kicked out by the cleaner
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I'm not a fan of sequals and this being the 5th installment, I'm kind of over it. I think I'll wait for it to come out on dvd and maybe then I'll see it.

Any MMA fighters (amateur or pro)?

I see one other post. I started training in September of last year, shortly before I turned 30. I've had one fight, which I lost via decision (that I disagree with). I have another coming up here in August that I'm starting to prepare for now.
I'm personally more of a grappler/jiu jitsu guy; I just enjoy the ground game a lot more than I do standup.
STREET FIGHTER COUNT? <--- they should let that be recognized as a professional sport.
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mfknboss said:
STREET FIGHTER COUNT? <--- they should let that be recognized as a professional sport.
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Street Fighter, as in the game? Or Street fighter as in you end up in fights in various locales (be they started by your or not)?
LOL..as in various locations!! No rules..bare knuckle..now that's a REAL fight.
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I used to do boxing for 14 years and i got involved a bit with judo and greco-roman wrestling but I quit the last 2 years. I want to start doing something again and I'm considering go for mma
mfknboss - I spose you could, though I personally don't see *all* of the sport in there.
mprou - That's a pretty good base, overall.
Well the bare knuckle aka prize fighting was a professional sport for 100 yrs until the queensburry rules came into effect..prior to those rules in all of bare knuckle 100 yr history there was not 1 fatality..now "with" gloves there are 3-4 fatalities in the ring per year. The last bare knuckle heavyweight fight went 75 rounds dont get me wrong mma is bad ass..and GSP is a beast..but i am a HUGE fan of bare knuckle
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Firearms thread

I currently have a jw-15 and a erma werke m1 carbine .22
sadly new zealand is highly restrictive in pistols, or else i would own one or 2.
looking at getting a 44mag or 45-70 marlin next.
How many others out there are into shooting/hunting?
And what do you have hiding in your gun safe?
"I've got a holster, I keep biscuits in it.... "
Bonus points if you see what I did there...
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"I've got a holster, I keep biscuits in it.... "
Bonus points if you see what I did there...
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I dunno, but I'm sure it "fixed" something
I've got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in.
I've got a G36 and a M249 (airsoft because this is the UK and we have sensible gun laws, it's the imitation gun laws that are crazy)
I want to get into shooting but in Canada you need to take courses and get a bunch of permits, gonna be a while before I get there. All these damn rules
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I live in Texas guys.
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LOL. The uk would suck.
They almost give away licenses out of cereal boxes here.
I have an AC130 in my backyard.
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letard said:
LOL. The uk would suck.
They almost give away licenses out of cereal boxes here.
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Awesome....
Tbh I'm surprised the guns aren't in there as well....
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Awesome....
Tbh I'm surprised the guns aren't in there as well....
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I got my first gun while eating cereal. 5th bday, 4 10 shotgun. Single shot break over. Killed my first that day too. 18 turtles. Went to my uncle's and cleaned his stock ponds.
I'm older than 30 and younger than 40, and I have never shot a gun in my life. If you knew me, you'd probably be surprised. I'd love to try. On a few people.
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honesty is the best policy lol
I've never shot anything more powerful than a 1,000 fps pellet gun lol... Would absolutely love to though.
This is the only gun I have... Airsoft
Blah, pictures not showing up lol...
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The new Tec 9 from kel_tec or the px4
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Probably my favorite gun.
Jericho 941 aka "Baby" Desert Eagle 45cal
Hah nothing baby about it.
Edit: holy giant pic... Sorry fixing.
I wipe till it bleeds...
I do like the look of the Jericho
Also like the Beretta 92
Never been keen on glocks or sigs, and only certain 1911s.
A guy I know nearly killed his ex wife with his 92 at a firing range in Israel.
I've only ever been to military ranges (you have to be well spaced from the guy shooting to your left if there is no barrier) and always presumed most civilian ranges would be like you see in the movies (ie booths) but their range just had a long table.
She was shooting a little revolver to is right when an empty case ejected from his gun and went down the back of her neck. As she jumped from the burning metal she squeezed her trigger and sent a bullet skimming across her hair line!
The police did investigate to see if it was some elaborate plan to get rid of her - how much of a genius would you have to be to pull that one off?
When they got divorced, she got the Beretta
boborone said:
I got my first gun while eating cereal. 5th bday, 4 10 shotgun. Single shot break over. Killed my first that day too. 18 turtles. Went to my uncle's and cleaned his stock ponds.
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Strange thing is that I actually believe you
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Strange thing is that I actually believe you
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Crazy thing is when I turned 9 my step dad tried teaching me gun safety with a pellet rifle. I remember thinking not to tell him and let him be the dad he wants to be. I'd gone deer hunting and shot lots of animals before that. Squirrel, raccoon, fox, you know all the varmit animals and deer. He tried showing me how powerful the air pellet gun was by shooting a news paper. I'd shot countless animals before at point blank to put em down fully. I KNEW what real guns did. But he had a fun time that day being a dad and I'm glad for it.
* iTouched Epic
I have me a Smith and Wesson M&P 40c and a 1973 Colt Combat Commander in 45acp. I really want an AR-15...
Lets see.. I have
Handfull of. 22's
Couple 12 gauges
Double Barrel 12g coach gun (sadly not a Wells Fargo)
A 30.30 sideload
2 colt 1911's
Ruger P95 9mm
Enfield mk5 jungle
AR-15
Romanian Ak-47
Mosin Nagant
Remington M700 30.06
Forgetting some I'm sure..
Trying to find a deal on a Chey-Tac M200-CIV
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what are your other hobbies?

Sorry if its been posted before but I'm curious as to what else android lovers like to do in their down time.
Myself I'm still green with android and developing, but those aren't necessarily my forte.
Building high performance cars and engines, 2 stroke Seadoo performance, and my gun addiction. You could say I have expensive hobbies! Haha!
How bout you guys?
Cars - I buy cheap cars(broken in some way) and sell them with profit.
Playing guitar - I suck at it but... What ever...
Watching movies - mostly Asian
Motorcycling
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My Honda scooter, bird hunting. Fishing. And my hunting dog's
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My hobbies must be spending too much time at the laptop, drinking gallons and gallons of coke, growing fatter and fatter.
If this keeps up, I'm gonna have to widen the doorway in a few years.
Drinking beer and eating cake.... :highfive:
(deja vu)
Bicycling, bass guitar, watching movies and TV shows
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Motorcycles, Beer, Paintball, Guns, Video Games, Computers, Cars, and Women.
Watching lots of TV and movies & drinking lots of beer. I really should find something better to do with my time
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Drumming, drinking, PC modding, tattoos, drawing, being a husband and father.
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Drawing, biking, sleeping, technology of any kind, learning to program.
Birds. I have them.
Reading. I like it.
Sparky. He's a PITA (sort of a hobby)
HTC One X running Viper ROM and Bricked kernel....
Smoking
Electronics
Music
Video games
Movies
Television
Objectivism
Agnosticism/ Atheism
Politics, although I've been very turned off that subject lately.
Can piercings be a hobby? I have 7 of those.
Alcohol sometimes, preferably absinthe, but rum or Jäger if I don't have the $.
WiredPirate said:
Smoking
Electronics
Music
Video games
Movies
Television
Objectivism
Agnosticism/ Atheism
Politics, although I've been very turned off that subject lately.
Can piercings be a hobby? I have 7 of those.
Alcohol sometimes, preferably absinthe, but rum or Jäger if I don't have the $.
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Smoking is a hobby? lol.
veeman said:
Smoking is a hobby? lol.
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If you do it right...it is.
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.
Babydoll25 said:
If you do it right...it is.
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.
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Damn straight.
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Babydoll25 said:
If you do it right...it is.
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.
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Eh, IDK, I'd call it more of an addiction.
veeman said:
Eh, IDK, I'd call it more of an addiction.
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I guess I am missing your point. Caffeine is the number one addiction in the world. My lips get addicted to chap stick when I use it. I'm addicted to my prescribed medicine that i have to take because of my chemical imbalance, but it is absolutely necessary that I take it. Many of us are addicted to XDA, or the internets in general.
Smoking, while it is addictive, is a hobby of mine.
Edit: I just thought of another good one, exercise is a common addiction.
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Eh, IDK, I'd call it more of an addiction.
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A hobby is something you do in your spare time that you enjoy and don't really profit from. Smoking most definitely qualifies. There are hundreds of kinds of tobacco for any kind of smoking experience, be it pipe, cigar, roll-your-own, etc. It's almost a lifestyle.
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Guitar
Reading
Guns(shooting and collecting), cars, books, movies. I would say computers as well, but i think thats a given for most people on this website.

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