Blood on your hands... - Off-topic

Have you ever done something so bad that you've never told anyone?
In the past I've killed squirrels, birds and rabbits for fun, and now I am not proud of it. Does anyone else feel like they've got blood on their hands?
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Id say we all have skeletons in our closets.
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If I told you... I'd have to kill you.

I bagged a cat.
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I manage to talk my way out of trouble from a cop.

kevin2516 said:
I bagged a cat.
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Haha, at first I read banged

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Drunk a$$ dumped beer on phone.

So what would you do? This just happened to me.. my phone is working fine thankfully to a quick battery pull and bowl of rice(myth?) Other then that this guy just said he was sorry. He dumped a half beer onto a galaxy s and an evo shift at the same time.. all I said was "**** happens man!" (While thinking gfy ya slob.)
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If I was also drunk, I probably would have flipped. Maybe not. I'm the belligerent type.
Really though I probably would have said the same thing. Things like that are bound to happen. It could have been you spilling beer on your own phone (I've done this).
Never tried the rice trick, though I have heard it works. I once left my Palm Pre in the front yard. Then it snowed 6 inches. The Pre sat in the snow until it melted before I found it again... I pulled the battery and left it on the window sill for a few days. When I put it back together, it worked perfectly.
I use those silica gel packets and Tupperware. Works magic if you can get 2+ packs
Your phone has now contracted phone AIDS. Shoulda used protection while rooting. LD
noskoviak said:
So what would you do? This just happened to me.. my phone is working fine thankfully to a quick battery pull and bowl of rice(myth?) Other then that this guy just said he was sorry. He dumped a half beer onto a galaxy s and an evo shift at the same time.. all I said was "**** happens man!" (While thinking gfy ya slob.)
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Rice? It works because uncooked rice is dehydrated and will pull a lot of moisture. Silica gel works too, but you can't eat it later.
Other than that, I'd make him pay.
Dude, like I said ... I'm sorry. Like, extremely sorry. I don't know how else to say it.
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conqu1stador said:
Dude, like I said ... I'm sorry. Like, extremely sorry. I don't know how else to say it.
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It was YOU?!
I got these cheeseburgers ...
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conqu1stador said:
I got these cheeseburgers ...
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
conqu1stador said:
Dude, like I said ... I'm sorry. Like, extremely sorry. I don't know how else to say it.
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Its cool man **** happens... at least you weren't a d ick.
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noskoviak said:
Its cool man **** happens... at least you weren't a d ick.
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Hahahaha, love it when there's so much love around this place
What about warranties, bro?
I feel like this is where I say it wasn't really me .. but, you know, cheeseburgers.
Also, sorry to hear about the phone. That does suck.
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What did cheeseburger do?
Its from a movie. "Don't Be a Menace."
Can't sleep, drunk. Whatever. Quoting myself instead of editing ... bleh.
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conqu1stador said:
Its from a movie. "Don't Be a Menace."
Can't sleep, drunk. Whatever. Quoting myself instead of editing ... bleh.
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Go to sleeeeeeeepppp...
Never! *collapses*
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conqu1stador said:
Never! *collapses*
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*Gets sharpies*
Here we go!

Rapping Thread

Ok, so pretty self explanatory, you have to rhyme with the last post in order to create a rap song.
So I don't wanna start so the next post must be the beginning to the song.
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iCaal said:
Ok, so pretty self explanatory, you have to rhyme with the last post in order to create a rap song.
So I don't wanna start so the next post must be the beginning to the song.
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Am i the only one that read the thread title wrong?
I was LIKE WTF is in this thread?
iCaal said:
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I have never been to Belgium.
jaszek said:
I have never been to Belgium.
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Heey nothing rhymes with Belgium!
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iCaal said:
Heey nothing rhymes with Belgium!
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Then it looks like we have to use Belgium at the ned of each sentence then. Belgium.
Thread killer
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Straight prime time thriller!
Posting to the max...
From a dude whos name is P. miller
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You can find him in the garden jackin up his tiller
Coming at you from all dimensions(3VO)
downgraded to hboot 1.4
Johnson so big got it held up with a piller
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I'm gonna tear ScubaSteev up like a rottweiler
PS Sorry ScubaSteev, you were just the last one to post. lol
I'm gunna ice check greeky510 like I'm a Philadelphia flyer!
Ps greeky its cool lol
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Scuba fish tastes mighty good in the deep fryer
Like a drunk homeless man who can't get any higher!
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He can wash his clothes but don't have a dryer
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His sack is filled full of cider!
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Don't "F" with me or ill arm bar you like a UFC fighter
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D: I'm gonna be dead if I don't get higher
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Boobs
BAMMM!
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Boobs
BAMMM!
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wham!!!
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The "when I was your age" thread

If and when I have grandkids the things I tell them from today's perspective will blow their minds.
"When I was your age..."
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Our cell phones only had a 1280x720 resolution and the batteries only held their charge like a day... LOL
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m1l4droid said:
I hate children.
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Thanks for opening up about how much you hate life
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I'm older than google. When I was your age phones were black and white.
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When I was your age Google Play only had about 500,000 apps.
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When i was your age we didn't have to live in caves and eat our first born.
When I was your age we actually met new people in person and music and media came on physical medium.
When I was your age cars drove on things called streets.
When I was your age we had to find the Sears and Roebuck catalog lingerie section to masturbate. Now with the internet all you have to do is go to Sears.com
m1l4droid said:
No I just hate children.
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So you hated yourself when you were a kid?
When I was your age there were only 150 Pokemon... lol
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m1l4droid said:
I hate children.
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Amen to that....
They're just devious little people and when you shout at them for being jerks society deems you the monster...
"When I was your age I hated kids...... Something clearly went wrong somewhere along the line..."
m1l4droid said:
Finally, somebody like me! I can't be around children unless I want to bash my head against a wall several times!
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Not all children suck just 90% of them
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negrobembon said:
Not all children suck just 90% of them
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Just the ones with bad parents really, which unfortunately these days is 90% of them....
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When I was your age apple had more than 1/3 the market share. I had to buy them for girls twice.
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When I was your age we used phones.
When i was your age money was paper and metal
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When I was young eclair was the 'cutting-edge' and froyo was a dream
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X8invisible13 said:
When I was young eclair was the 'cutting-edge' and froyo was a dream
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I though Donut was the hype...no...eh?
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When i was youre age prostitutes were human
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The Person Above Me :P

Okay guys.. This is a simple game.. Quite interesting.. Got the idea from my friends..
Here are the rules..
- you need to post anything about the person who has commented above you ( by looking at their username or their comment or their profile, kinda anything )
- no fights please
- no abusive language and
- keep the thread clean
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The guy above me created this thread.
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Edit: The other guy who snuck in above me, needs an Avatar!
DirkGently said:
The guy above me thinks he a top level pron domain! (.xxx)
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The guy about me likes pron as much as I do. Lol
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The guy above me thinks he is rich
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.xxx. said:
The guy above me thinks he is rich
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The guy above me thinks that he's in hell.
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The Guy above me write a Post
The dude above me has 6 posts, as of now.
The guy above me is called Shane, and apparently he has tings.
Me like tings.
The guy above me is currently undercover.
His real name can be abbreviated to JCM!
The guy above me knew Archer before the name change
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The guy above me passed his exams with flying colors!
Amirite Maxey?
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The gal above me has a bird sanctuary at her home..
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flsmidth said:
The gal above me has a bird sanctuary at her home..
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the guy above me has a cool avatar
Babydoll25 said:
The guy above me passed his exams with flying colors!
Amirite Maxey?
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Haha thank you , I hope so ill find out soon
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the guy above me will soon complete his 13000 posts
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the guy above me will soon complete his 13000 posts
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The guy above me is crazy.. Crazy username and a crazy avatar..
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The guy above me is crazy.. Crazy username and a crazy avatar..
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The guy above me has an username that is same as that of where his dad works
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The guy above me has an username that is same as that of where his dad works
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This guy knows quite a bit about me ..
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@.xxx.
The guy above me is telling to visit his blog in his signature.
The guy above me thinks he's a transformer.
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I just need to vent

Met a girl tonight and she attempted to put her number in obviously brand new one... Stupid wh*** dropped it... I wanted to punch her but my mother taught me better. .
Just thought you guys would feel my pain.
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You have a hard time making it throughout everyday life, dont you?
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Nope, actually have a pretty drama free life..
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I feel ur pain. I don't think I would call her after that. Lol
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I can understand your frustration for sure, I made a mental note to put the number in myself if I come to this situation.
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cds0699 said:
I can understand your frustration for sure, I made a mental note to put the number in myself if I come to this situation.
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Better yet, have her call you from her phone. that way she never has to touch your phone, and you know she didn't give you a bogus number.
That's why I barely let anyone touch my phone.
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I could imagine the original poster still smiling after the phone dropped saying "that's okay don't worry about it"
SMH the power of the snatchbox
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Yea just tell her to call you. She can play with your phone in your bedroom.
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shook187 said:
I could imagine the original poster still smiling after the phone dropped saying "that's okay don't worry about it"
SMH the power of the snatchbox
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No I made it very clear it was not ok.
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This is why I'll always have a (functional) case on when not in my bedroom.
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How bad was it damaged? Been wandering what the durability is like.
She better give u some sugarwalls to make up for her mistake.
SGN
reggiec74 said:
I feel ur pain. I don't think I would call her after that. Lol
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This. I agree so much. I would not call her either
Hope she wasn't paid by Samsung
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shook187 said:
I could imagine the original poster still smiling after the phone dropped saying "that's okay don't worry about it"
SMH the power of the snatchbox
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Lol so true!
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bvang89 said:
Hope she wasn't paid by Samsung
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LOL!!!
Varekai said:
How bad was it damaged? Been wandering what the durability is like.
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For falling on the concrete it wasnt damaged too bad.. did get nicks on three of the corners... but ill live.
Yeah, just sucks cause it's so new.
I woulda freaked on that [email protected]#&%!! My phone's are like my kids...hands off and I'll protect em with my life lmao

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