Where's Dirk? - Off-topic

He's been online a little bit, but hardly spoken. Have the off-topic trolls scared him off?
TALK TO US DIRK!!!

I would hazard a guess that he's on one of his self imposed breaks.
To be honest, can't say that I blame him, the quality of gibberish around here lately has been truly terrible...

You've got a valid point there. It was almost a gentleman's club for a while, where we'd sit round in smoking jackets and discuss morals and ethics, along with light speed and infinite mass. Now it's just "check out this chick I pulled. At least I think it's a chick".

Indeed, unfortunately I can't justify banning somebody because they're "crap at OT"...
What's needed is some sort of "Recognised Gentleman With A Tendency To Post Frivolous Yet Somewhat Insightful Crap" title and a private OT...
I'm starting to see why the mafia guys have their own thread.

You come out with some off-the-wall crazy ideas Conan. Next you'll be suggesting some type of moderation!

Now that's crazy...........
So crazy.... that it just might work.

He's healing his eyes. Seriously. I emailed him. Has to take a break from computer screens. He said he's been catching up on the real world and such.
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Yup, you're right. He didn't say much and he said "i need a break", but i think the evidence speaks for itself.
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LordManhattan said:
Yup, you're right. He didn't say much and he said "i need a break", but i think the evidence speaks for itself.
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Argh... shall haunt me nightmares!
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DirkGently said:
boborone said:
DirkGently said:
boborone said:
Just checking on you. Haven't seen you around in a bit. My email is @gmail.com
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Hallo mate!
The worst thing has happened. I'm exiled from the Internet! I've got eye strain so i'm having to give the PC a break until the treacherous orbs of pain are better again. Otherwise things are ok.
I hope you are well?
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Cool. Well not cool at all. But at least you're ok and not in jail. Hopefully your fridge is stocked. Have fun looking at reality for awhile. I know I couldn't do it. OT misses you. Get well soon man.
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Thanks man!
It's been quite liberating being detached from the net. I've been doing it old skool, with crossword puzzles and movie marathons. I feel like i'm missing a lot though, even though i know it's probably nothing i can't live without knowing!
Please say hi to the OT folks for me, and tell the blighters i miss the company. I'm waiting for medical science to catch up so that the docs can go do a Steve Austin on my ass. I've always wanted to be Bionic!
Be well my friend.
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hdkhdkhgdglhgckt

Thanks for letting us know mate. At least now that we know he's okay we can make fun of him instead. I hereby declare the "funny and embarrassing pics of Dirk" competition open!
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cheers bobo
Here's Dirk in his space traveller phase...
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Archer said:
Thanks for letting us know mate. At least now that we know he's okay we can make fun of him instead. I hereby declare the "funny and embarrassing pics of Dirk" competition open!
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conantroutman said:
Indeed, unfortunately I can't justify banning somebody because they're "crap at OT"...
What's needed is some sort of "Recognised Gentleman With A Tendency To Post Frivolous Yet Somewhat Insightful Crap" title and a private OT...
I'm starting to see why the mafia guys have their own thread.
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Gentleman??
WTH Conantroutman?
What about Gentlewomen??
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Babydoll25 said:
Gentleman??
WTH Conantroutman?
What about Gentlewomen??
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That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
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conantroutman said:
That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
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Don't make me throw things.....
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conantroutman said:
That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
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LMFAO!!!
Kitchen thread creation?

At least he knows he's loved

Dirk is being a Dirk...
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conantroutman said:
That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
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We do have a kitchen.

Related

False alarm guyz, the worlds still here. kekeke

Its may 21st here in Australia and its actually a really nice bright sunny day!
Did any of you truly believe the world would end today?
It's not saturday here yet
Hey people are charging religious folks to mind their pets during this Armageddon. 6 pets @ $100 p/pet make sense to me. People's entitled to their beliefs etc.. shouldn't integration with business still go on, just because the world is ending? fits well with book publication (Bible) so..
For the record, the world ends for thousands and starts for many more, every day of the week ;-) funny people..
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natious said:
Its may 21st here in Australia and its actually a really nice bright sunny day!
Did any of you truly believe the world would end today?
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Your silly we all know the bible
Is based in america!! XD
I use swype so expect bad grammar and errors
It's not the end of the world, it's Rapture, where every true God believer goes into heaven.
ROFLMAAAAAAAAAAAAO
Supposed to have storms tomorrow, *hohum* hope its not God's wrath...
The world doesn't end until Oct 21st.
Today is the rapture, when the righteous are saved. Apparently there'll be 3,000,000 saved. Seems a little high to me as most people on earth are douchebags, lets be honest.....
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Not much rapturing going on around here! If you're still left standing it must mean that you haven't been good. Time to buck up your ideas if you don't want to miss out next time around
Of course, if anyone around you is being raptured as we speak you should give the rest of us a heads-up! Try and get pictures.
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The world doesn't end until Oct 21st.
Today is the rapture, when the righteous are saved. Apparently there'll be 3,000,000 saved. Seems a little high to me as most people on earth are douchebags, lets be honest.....
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How come you are online? I thought you of all people would be picked up in the rapture
I keed I keed haha
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How come you are online? I thought you of all people would be picked up in the rapture
I keed I keed haha
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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Seems you missed my mobile sig in that post ............
Even heaven has teh interwebz......
Nah, I kid, ill be joining the rest of you in android hell.....
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Seems you missed my mobile sig in that post ............
Even heaven has teh interwebz......
Nah, I kid, ill be joining the rest of you in android hell.....
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Yeah, I prefer when my messages are sent from your fingers to my face anyways
Heaven can't have webz! That's a lie! The internet is really, really great, FOR PORN! So that all in it's self makes your statement void! BUT I will not stop there! The internet also corrupts and teaches people....it's a double edged blade
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Perhaps we were all uploaded to the matrix while we were sleeping. How would we know?
Anyone seen any menacing looking guys in dark suits and sunglasses?
Well we could always try and do some real time coding and see if we can spawn random objects of our choice
I'm spawning a new phone, moar phones! AND WEAPONS! MWAHAHAHAHA!
But...I haven't seen the men in suits yet...
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Yeah, I prefer when my messages are sent from your fingers to my face anyways
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your not hitting on me are you??
twitch153 said:
Heaven can't have webz! That's a lie! The internet is really, really great, FOR PORN! So that all in it's self makes your statement void! BUT I will not stop there! The internet also corrupts and teaches people....it's a double edged blade
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Also, this........
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your not hitting on me are you??
Also, this........
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Never would I haha
But that's not you...so the argument remains valid until I see an actual GB necklace. But I'm going to sleep...
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But that's not you...
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Prove it......
conantroutman said:
Prove it......
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Is it you? If the answer is no, that's my proof haha
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Well, we are going to be less people in the World now as there are plenty of those believers. I don't say that it's wrong, but how many times have they told us the World is going to end and Jesus returns ?
Im fixin my laptop
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Im fixin my laptop
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Before the rapture?? Good thinking....
I should probably get round to painting the spare room, I'd hate to be called up to heaven and have to dwell on the fact that I didnt do it for all eternity.....

I'm AWKWARD, how can I change that?

Okay so people have been telling me that I'm awkward because in my advisory class I rarely talk.....I call it shyness they call it awkwardness.
Also when I like someone I freeze and get awkward ....how can I change that?
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What you have to do is stop being awkward and start being awesome... now, where is that drunk thread?
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Meh, wouldn't worry about it.
You're young, that's normal.
In my experience the cocky and obnoxious kids turned out to be dicks and the quieter, shy people ended up being awesome.
As you get older that will all start to change don't worry.
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Oh God, CTM is going to give the nerds and the bees talk to Allen....RUN!!!!!
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Oh God, CTM is going to give the nerds and the bees talk to Allen....RUN!!!!!
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Hahahaha
Nah I think ill leave that one up to his folks
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This is my situation. I go to a ghetto school with like 37 kids and im like the quietest one there.. They always think im weird cuz of that. Its a school. I put it this way. "In 5 years who are these people gonna be to me?" You just gotta stop worrying. If they don't like you for who you are oh well.
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I was the same! Tried to keep work and personal life separate. Was very shy wouldn't go to work functions etc would make up excuses. I was between 18-20 and guess i hadn't really grown up.was scared to accept that i wanted those work colleagues as friends but it was line i was crossing. Plus it got really hard when i fancied a girl at work but just froze and couldn't pluck up courage to ask her out.
Now im well confident...and married but love going out and just socializing. If only i had my confidence now back then!
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Have you heard or read this before?
Reinhold Niebuhr said:
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference
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Well as much as I find it offensively overused and therefore raped of its true sentiment, it is good advice. Forget what you've come here to ask and remember that sometimes things are just what they are and you can't always "fix" everything. Also, just because you perceive things one way doesn't mean other people do. For all you know there could be some hot girl sat across the room from you thinking "He's not like the other guys, and I like that". Be yourself and learn to be happy about who you are, rather than trying to change it.
I've always been a quiet, shy kind of person, but as I've grown and become happier with it it's turned from shyness into a character trait that people know me for and respect. I've become the "strong silent type".
Wow awesome!
I was called shy and awkward like 3 times yesterday....but ill stay how I am...
Thanks!!
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Nah man,if you are awkward and not so social,i suggest you to find some class buddies.if you want and can be awesome,it doesnt mean you will become a ****.trust me,i went through it also,and now everyone likes me.
interesting thread topic... but just try to act like the other people in your class do, and do the things they do, (but dont smoke or do drugs to fit in or whatever those stupid kids do)
VeryCoolAlan said:
Okay so people have been telling me that I'm awkward because in my advisory class I rarely talk.....I call it shyness they call it awkwardness.
Also when I like someone I freeze and get awkward ....how can I change that?
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Im still awkward ....
VeryCoolAlan said:
Im still awkward ....
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You're are....alive?
M_T_M said:
You're are....alive?
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Oh wow you're still here too? Haha
I think mostly everyone else that I knew left :-/
VeryCoolAlan said:
Oh wow you're still here too? Haha
I think mostly everyone else that I knew left :-/
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I'm eternal...
Also, nice to see an old troll back in business :highfive:
OMG someone bumped an old thread!!!!! ???????
WHERE ARE THE MODS?!???!!??!
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OMG someone bumped an old thread!!!!! ��������������
WHERE ARE THE MODS?!???!!??!
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Well then... when a mod tells you to post kittens... You post kittens!
(And for the record, awkward is so much more fun than boring!)
Someone summon the doge army
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Im still awkward ....
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Hey Trolls!!! We have been compromised!!!

Or maybe it's BBC that got trolled IRL. lol
Evacuate the dungeon!
Edit: Post #4000!
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Grab teh cookies...grab teh cookies!!!!! and don't forget The game *which you've lost*
M_T_M said:
Grab teh cookies...grab teh cookies!!!!! and don't forget The game *which you've lost*
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Godammit... again??
Edit: Nice to see the BBC Licence Fees not being wasted on frivolous reporting. 'Coming next to the BBC. A six part expose... M_T_M, Troll or Genius - A 9 part miniseries on the life of a forum moderator.
I'm glad we don't experience that kind of troll in here. That's a pretty low form of life right here.
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I just feel that it's hilarious how a an international network does a piece about internet trolling. What happened to 'do not feed the troll'? And isn't that guy happy now since the point of trolling is to get attention?
jaszek said:
I just feel that it's hilarious how a an international network does a piece about internet trolling. What happened to 'do not feed the troll'? And isn't that guy happy now since the point of trolling is to get attention?
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Troll was fed filet mignon that day....also the game was lost by all of you...again!
M_T_M said:
Troll was fed filet mignon that day....also the game was lost by all of you...again!
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But I lost less then 30 minutes ago.
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Clearly that guy was a ****, but some trolling is just so well done that you can't help but be in awe of it:
Segue to a Cracked article...
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-****-moves-in-history-online-gaming/
I always loved this one, mainly for the EVE Online story. I read about this when it happened and it was so audacious you couldn't help but laugh.
"As with the real-world economy, making a profit in the world of EVE Online is easier if you form corporations. While many spend years working together for mutual gain, others behave a lot like corporations do in the real world. Or at least how they would if they operated in a universe where murder is legal.
For instance, the Guiding Hand Social Club assassinates people for profit and steals their stuff for bonuses. In one instance, they were hired to destroy "Mirial," the CEO of Ubiqua Seraph corporation. While many EVE Online players literally grind rocks for hours to make a profit, the GHSC use the assignment to show everyone what Ocean's Eleven would have been like if it took place in the Star Wars universe."
I use my rl fb account, come at me BBC
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btw, RIP pages and insults like that are pure noobism, that's not trolling, that's newf*gotry
M_T_M said:
Grab teh cookies...grab teh cookies!!!!! and don't forget The game *which you've lost*
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Here mtm... Take this
Happy? I lost 4 times in 5 minutes because of your posts
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Just when I thought it was safe to talk trash behind my computer.
I actually watched that whole episode of panorama after seeing that clip a few days ago...
Sick b*******s.....
Btw, all the good threads are on the second page...
Obviously not this one anymore but meh....
Trolls are annoying cowards lol they only say what they say because they no none can get at them lol
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Trolls are annoying cowards lol they only say what they say because they no none can get at them lol
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psxpetey said:
Trolls are annoying cowards lol they only say what they say because they no none can get at them lol
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Totaly agree, and i was browsing BBC right now, and guess what? The dude (troll) got beaten up yesterday.
"Nimrod Severn" Attacked After BBC Confrontation"
LordManhattan said:
Totaly agree, and i was browsing BBC right now, and guess what? The dude (troll) got beaten up yesterday.
"Nimrod Severn" Attacked After BBC Confrontation"
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Finally trolls getting what they deserve. I'm happy to see someone to stand against trollism and trolls.
kelson18 said:
your argument is invalid xD
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Who's argument?
jaszek said:
Who's argument?
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He's the guy over there that looks like Alan but sounds like twitch....
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conantroutman said:
He's the guy over there that looks like Alan but sounds like twitch....
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Twallan????

It is time...

I think it is finally time to change my signature. Give me some ideas. If you don't I'll comeup with something myself.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers.
It's an oldie, but a goodie.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers.
It's an oldie, but a goodie.
Sent from my coffee pot.
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So you are saying keep it? lol
jaszek said:
So you are saying keep it? lol
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I think a sig, although secondary to the quality of your posts, should not come from someone else.
You are obviously creative as a photographer, so when you think of something, you'll have your sig.
But hopefully someone else will chime in here and offer something worth considering.
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I think a sig, although secondary to the quality of your posts, should not come from someone else.
You are obviously creative as a photographer, so when you think of something, you'll have your sig.
But hopefully someone else will chime in here and offer something worth considering.
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I'm just asking for suggestions, not like I will listen to any of them anyway. lol
How about.....
"its jaszek time *****es"
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How about.....
"its jaszek time *****es"
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I'll do that, but I will but *****es as:
You really thought it will say "this" here?
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Why are you gonna sell out the message of your Christmas signature? Stick to your decisions and live with the consequences and you will never regret anything. That is freedom
Edit - you are seeking attention, disregard the above
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Why are you gonna sell out the message of your Christmas signature? Stick to your decisions and live with the consequences and you will never regret anything. That is freedom
Edit - you are seeking attention, disregard the above
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That's far too deep and sensible for this time of the morning.....
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conantroutman said:
That's far too deep and sensible for this time of the morning.....
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I love the Christmas sig and your confidence to keep it all year long. if you abandon it, i will gladly use it forever. just a thought.
something Easter ish may be nice now. like a psycho bunny with blood on its fur. just a suggestion
conantroutman, very true
jaszek said:
I am not changing my sig image until next Christmas
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How about...
"I'm Jaszek.... I'm a big fat liar."
I think it's catchy. What do you think?
Archer said:
How about...
"I'm Jaszek.... I'm a big fat liar."
I think it's catchy. What do you think?
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I like it....
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(I am not changing my sig image until next Christmas)
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have you changed your mind or you updated it late?
I said change the sig. That banner could still be there lol.
I'll add a bloddy bunny, but then you people will tell me it's too big.
Change it to "htc fan89 is a cool guy" lol joking
I think it is finally time to change my signature.
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(I am not changing my sig image until next Christmas)
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How about putting both the above lines for your new sig?
jaszek said:
I said change the sig. That banner could still be there lol.
I'll add a bloddy bunny, but then you people will tell me it's too big.
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You can do this! (click the image)
LordManhattan said:
You can do this! (click the image)
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Thank's that will be my sig. I just need to add some text to the picture. lol
So I finally changed my sig. I feel dirty.
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How about...
"I'm Jaszek.... I'm a big fat liar."
I think it's catchy. What do you think?
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I would agree with you, but I'm far from fat.

Higgs boson confimed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455
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GoD PARTICLE.
Pfft.... And?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Pfft.... And?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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And Boe
King ACE said:
And wut?
This particle supposed to be building block of the universe..the thang that gave it its shape and size...so well the thing you're living on and in is partly made by this particle..thus the name God particle..stupid thing i say...as long as it wont force us to go back to school, its fine..
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ehm, no. get your facts straight. Higgs boson has nothing to do with God. It is known like that just because until recently we couldnt observe it, but we knew its existence( until yesterday we doubted that too) and in a report someone gave it that name( "Gods particle"), but he was being humoristic ( like the above can be applied to God too) . It has NOTHING to do with God. and yes, physicists have terrible sense of humor...
no some do have a good sense of humor..that Lederman author of "The God Particle: If the Universe Is the Answer, What Is the Question?" infact wanted it to be Goddamn Particle...not sure how true that is.
But seriously...Richard Feynman is right up that alley.
One of the greatest minds.
I thoroughly enjoyed reading "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!"
dexter93 said:
ehm, no. get your facts straight. HIggs boson has nothing to do with God. It is known like that just because until recently we couldnt observe it, but we knew its existence( until yesterday we doubted that too) and in a report someone gave it that name( "Gods particle"), but he was being humoristic ( like the above can be applied to God too) . It has NOTHING to do with God. and yes, physicists have terrible sense of humor...
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lolol. No your wrong, this particle IS god, it died for your sins and it loves you and will banish you to hell if you break its commandments. Also it wants your money. /sarcasm
Mod edit: I'll just remove the rant that would offend anyone with certain religious beliefs. Carry on now.
This may be the biggest scientific discovery of our lifetimes. I will be following this story for the months and most likely years and even decades to come. To anybody that isn't an idiot or a reality tv junky this should be extremely interesting. More than anything else on this entire site. Dont get me wrong I dont claim to to be a physicist and fully understand it, although I do have a firm grasp on the concepts, but I'm bright enough to recognize this is a huge leap forward in understanding our universe and how it was formed and how it will continue to grow.
My edit: might as well remove it, you know what they say.. The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
WiredPirate said:
I would have to disagree with the your statement "we couldnt observe it, but we knew its existence", nobody knows of the existence of any deity. I didn't see anyone saying this has anything to do with god.
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i'm pretty sure dexter was referring to king Ace's post before it was edited.
my bad..he has quoted it.
roofrider said:
i'm pretty sure dexter was referring to king Ace's post before it was edited.
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oIc, I didn't get to read it before it was edited. Still my opinion is relative, but it is just that: an opinion. It is MY opinion though, I didn't go somewhere to socialize every weekend and take those people's opinions as my own because I cant come up with mine.
m1l4droid said:
You're*.
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You're a poor grammar nazi if that is the only error you found, as much as I typed I am sure there are plenty more. I will give you a second chance though, try one more again. Also, in your signature.. That should read recovery, not reovery.
WiredPirate said:
oIc, I didn't get to read it before it was edited. Still my opinion is relative, but it is just that: an opinion. It is MY opinion though, I didn't go somewhere to socialize every weekend and take those people's opinions as my own because I cant come up with mine.
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I agree u, i've been excited ever since i first came to know about CERN but i've not been following the developments lately.
Now that a major discovery has been made..i'll start listening again.
Luks like it has not been officially confirmed yet.
Also, in your signature.. That should read recovery, not reovery.
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lol nice catch.
m1l4droid said:
That was just enough for me to stop reading...
My signature? Where?
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Yes, your signature, I see you found it and corrected it. Funny how you stopped reading my post because of a grammatical error yet you have had them in ALL of your posts. Ironic, huh? It's really not a big deal though so dont feel bad, typos and grammatical errors happen. If you cant even read something with one in it though that is a problem you might want to look into. Its not like I was typing in ebonics and using numbers for letters with multiple abbreviations and acronyms.
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Yes, your signature, I see you found it and corrected it. Funny how you stopped reading my post because of a grammatical error yet you have had them in ALL of your posts. Ironic, huh? It's really not a big deal though so dont feel bad, typos and grammatical errors happen. If you cant even read something with one in it though that is a problem you might want to look into. Its not like I was typing in ebonics and using numbers for letters with multiple abbreviations and acronyms.
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Don't mind him. Tomorrow he'll do a 180 and post in l337 speak only.
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Babydoll25 said:
Don't mind him. Tomorrow he'll do a 180 and post in l337 speak only.
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lol, no mind. He and I are 1 for 1 on grammar correcting, if we got together on this thing we could probably grammar check all of Off-topic before the end of the day. What do you say m1l4droid, are you down for the challenge? Wait let me guess..
"My Off-topic. Where?"

			
				
All hail the god particle.
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veeman said:
All hail the god particle.
Sent from a thingymajig that sends things.
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No bloody need..
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local...superstition/2012/07/11/gJQAQT8NdW_story.html
Saw this article on Google News and figured I'd share.

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