Its Joke Time!! - Off-topic

Allright I want everyone to tell me your best joke
No lame or old jokes please

This thread,
Also the search function is a joke.

The above post is a joke
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Well played Jas, well played.
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Phew, I managed to get in this before it gets locked.

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OP...if you search the forum, you will find that there are quite a few of these best or worst joke threads.
Therefore, I will be closing this one.

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Funny conversation

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This was a conversation turned apple joke between me and another member here. I'll let home decide if he wants to mention his name.
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lol, iphone 4s
Yup. Except its android so you can't make it suck even more because you can at least change the text message tone. Lol really ripin on apple tonight.
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post the rest
and for the rest of you who didnt figure it out im alex

Am I the only one?

After overclocking a phone do you guys put it in the refrigerator for some time due to the heat?
Be Kind everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle
It's threads like this that make me want to murder people..... :banghead:
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I don't even.. wow, just wow..
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You caught me
sent from my foot in your a*s
To quote an excellent post elsewhere, "What kind of troll overclock are you using?"

best dead baby joke?

idea got from onisions video
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A world of no. And if you really need this explaining to you then you're on the wrong forum.
Thread closed.

Medal Of Honor-Watfighter

Just wanted to hear some opinions before buying this game .Heard it's excellent,what do you think? Also I found this great song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScNNfyq3d_w&feature=youtube_gdata_player
There is already a gaming thread.
Game thread is here
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1279620
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Bump for teejay
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Bump because the Chi Delta Alpha Frat-House are taking over OT.
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Nemo thread

Post whatever you want to pass the time while waiting for hell to finish freezing over. Trolls racism homophobes nerds noobs indians etc are all welcome. The more offensive the better.
GTFO
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Nemo backwards is Omen and this thread gives me a bad one.
"The more offensive the better". I think not.

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