Once my friend said that his next phone will be iPhone so i aksed "WTF is better in iPhone than android phone"
(He is a BB user BTW)
He replay was "Dude, its having an apple logo on its back"
And i was like
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What's the most lamest thing that your friend ever said you?
sahibunlimited said:
Once my friend said that his next phone will be iPhone so i aksed "WTF is better in iPhone than android phone"
(He is a BB user BTW)
He replay was "Dude, its having an apple logo on its back"
And i was like
What's the most lamest thing that your friend ever said you?
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Probaly making this thread.......can it get any lamer?
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I would like to talk to you about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
My friend and client handed me my car keys back at night on a beach in hawaii after he or this chick he brought over to my apt. took them. Had to get the car rekeyed and the alarm freq. changed.
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"A griffin, its like a bird but with wings, right?"
true story
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"Look, all the water is melting!"
veeman said:
"Look, all the water is melting!"
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Epic
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Sparky asked me what I was doing one nite.
"Flashing SU" I replied
(remember when the SU App had a few bad updates that required you to leave always allow on as a setting or it would freak out?)
He says....
"Who the hell is Sue and, why are you flashing some broad?"
True story....
That's why I call Sparky a "super n00b extraordinaire"
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Related
Does anyone know if there is such
a pda device that is just like o2xda/qtek
and comes with a bluetooth?
sgh i700
Samsung i700
i700
and its not available in europe till later in the year
samsung i700 available now
It's available now.
Samsung i700 costs $599.
SDIO slot so bluetooth...no problem now. 8)
Except the rocket-scientists at Samsung placed the SDIO slot at the side, exactly the spot where you want you hand to touch the device so you can hold it.
hello people! :lol:
i'm new here.....I'm need some information regarding GSM tracking...cam amyone here help me?
Notice how the guy below me dredged up this massively old, and ancient thread... lol
Why dredge up this massively ancient thread? Are you purposely trying to make people dislike you?
Archer said:
Why dredge up this massively ancient thread? Are you purposely trying to make people dislike you?
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??? ???
tyler79durdan said:
Notice how the guy below me dredged up this massively old, and ancient thread... lol
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Yeah. I'm am absolute noob for reopening this thread. What a stupid noob I am!
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Yeah. I'm am absolute noob for reopening this thread. What a stupid noob I am!
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Theres a sucker born every day... JK JK
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Drop in your last 'sent' messages
Can you take my headset out of the black jeans I just put in the hamper (Back pocket)? Don't want to wash it.
might be a bit late tonight, some wanker took out the power to the whole building and the MAC 2000's are resetting themselves, ****ing idiots, hope you're having a good day, see you later
"Hi, this is a quick test of BT's voice synthesis process. I wonder if it's any good. I bet it sounds like a Dalek with a cold, as is usual for these things!"
Sent to my home landline to test BT's new "send text to landlines" feature. It actually sounded quite good, with the emphasis on clarity, rather than trying to sound like a human.
That weed you sold me was crap.
I didn't get ur last txt
Message Delivery: Sent to 07765976544 Refused
Your dumped have a nice day darlin x
sex tonight? no thanks im washing my hair.
Red light indicates doors are secure.
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V
Estas ahÃ?
Yeah I know about it, but I think a vid would be more fun
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The 17 car is in the garage.
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Yo you trying to buy a bottle and have those 2 girls over ?
Xuso q leche
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i love you ( to my gf ) lol
Cool, I'll take an onion of that. Lemme know when you leave.
*signed
The police are on to us. Get your passport from Lars, and i'll see you in Dubai.
Ok man, be safe.. and don't be late like last time
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I'll try! And don't do that stupid thing like you did last time Dexter. I don't care if you're hot and want to take a dip in the sheik's fountain.
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I'll kick off with...
"HTC's Assurance Superiority Standards (ASS) testing raises ethical questions"
Your phone:
$299.99
Your contract:
$1165.68
Getting the phone lodged inside of you and having X-rays of it for the whole world to see:
Priceless!
"errmmm mr sulu what warp drive did u use"?
or
(princess liea to han solo)"you came in that thing? your braver than i thought"
helo fellow brummie
"hummm....now where did i see my phone last?
i know ill ring it"
i also think it could be a new xda logo and slogan
that pic the underneath the quote
"about the only thing we cant help with"
or
"a prime example of misinterpreting HardSPL"
**** a brick.
-I assume no-one would eat a working phone.
Dave
Funny ones so far. I like the idea of this being used as an advert. How about...
"Our new A-GPS function means you can always get a signal, no matter where your phone is."
John was beginning to regret asking on 4chan for help with his new phone...
HTC's new hands free interface........answer your phone by squeezing your asscheeks
Also comes in a women's model..................................well you can figure it out
HTC's new slogan:
"HTC: Our devices are the sh**!
Dave
mikechannon said:
Radiologists say there are no health risks in eating apple products and admit man's claim that he swallowed his iPhone as they reveal a bowel xRay showing nothing but Sh**.
Mike
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This one for the win! Excellent Mike!
HTC: Official supplier of raw materials for XDA-Developers
The brand new
HTC BrownStone...
I just bought this phone off of Craig's list...and it sounds like crap!!!
"ribbed for her pleasure"
Surgeon: "If I knew that; I wouldn't have lost it. Try calling it."
To get things started, I ride a 2007 gsxr600
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The bus....
I believe there's already a thread for all you petrolheads to show off your robin reliants and such like.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face....
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My bike
I ride my girlfriend. HARD.
Sometimes she rides me too. It depends, really on who is more tired/want sex more.
Solar powered & souped up Spaceship!
1985 DeLorean.
Nissan frontier
galaxys said:
Solar powered & souped up Spaceship!
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Trade mine with yours?
03 E46 325i so slowwww lol
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I'd like to revise my answer:
I drive my girlfriend crazy, and I ride her to oblivion.
I drive a bike.
2009 Toyota Prius Revised
sakai4eva said:
I'd like to revise my answer:
I drive my girlfriend crazy, and I ride her to oblivion.
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Nice.
I drive a Ford fiesta
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A 2000 Dodge Stratus.
Gets me where I'm going.
I drive a anti matter fueled saucer to come to earth. You probably have sometime heard about me in the news.
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1999 Ford Escort. Reluctantly. I have zero interest in vehicles other than as a means to an end. I'd much rather not have to waste my money on a car as there are many things i'd be happier spending it on
Driving isn't even fun anymore. It's just constant bumper to bumper traffic with the roads filled with idiots who don't deserve the right to breathe let alone drive a car.
I ride the mta insurance is to high for me
I use swype so expect bad grammar and errors
See here.........
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1001539
My mod powers to close this thread
I received my Bionic yesterday and to answer any questions the bootloader is unlocked. I'm already rooted....YEAAAA!! This phone is awesome
Dumb troll is dumb...kill this thread
What's the screen material details?pentile tft same with dx2?THX
4.3" qHD 960x540, same screen w/ exception to size
No pic no proof
Cvballa3g0 said:
No pic no proof
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+1 10 char
BOOOOOM!!!
View attachment bionic.bmp
Hope this works for ya
nice!!! so they took forever to redesign it but then last second they went back to the old design.....clever Motorola!!!
i think det1034 is the same guy that ran the fake bionic twitter account!!! could have at least had a better photo then that!!!
http://www.vzbuzz.com/2011/08/verizon-says-droidbionic-account-fake/
last place you'll fool someone is on xda, lol nice try bud
YAY!!! Bring on the retards
I really do have it though....my buddy is a rep for Verizon and its the same root process a the Droid 3
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Fake Twitter Account
I am definately not the one behind the twitter account, in fact i don't even have a personal account. I do not feel the need to update others on what I am eating, when i am working out, or whatever crap others post on that stupid site.
Thank you,
God bless you all
and sorry about your jealousy issues due to the fact that I have my phone already.
You're an idiot. Your parents are probably idiots, too.
BTW, I also got my Bionic. My proof pic:
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Better yet. Here is the proof picture we would like to see from you:
det1034 said:
I really do have it though....my buddy is a rep for Verizon and its the same root process a the Droid 3
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hahaha, please tell me you're trolling... the pic you posted isn't even what the bionic looks like now.