What is the dumbest thing that could be a Transformer? - Off-topic

I say a Toyota Prius.
A dude here at work said, "the only way a Toyota Prius would be cool is if it were a Transformer."
Ummm... It still wouldn't be cool. I'm pretty sure that it would be packing dual hair dryers and a curling iron as weapons, and I'm positive that the other Transformers don't need to get their hair did.
Note: it does not have to be a vehicle or any type of transportation.
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A smart car.
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Lincoln town car
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rockstarar said:
Lincoln town car
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Man a Lincoln would be a beast, what you talking about?!? He could be the lawyer. Lol
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Fixed it for ya.
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Also, if you took a physics class you would learn how to build transformers.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Fixed it for ya.
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Party on!

85gallon said:
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Oh yes!!! That car is so retarded that one door is bigger than the other. Haha
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Vibrator.

WiredPirate said:
Vibrator.
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There's a picture online of a bunny rabbit vibe as a transformer.
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Omg I just saw a Pacer on here!!!! That car used to be the S*** back in the day.
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jaszek said:
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I see that, and raise you...
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I see that, and raise you...
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I see that and raise you even further

jaszek said:
I see that and raise you even further
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I'm all in.

WiredPirate said:
I'm all in.
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And I win.

Related

The Avengers End Credit

Who the heck is the villain at the end of the Avengers?
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Thanos
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Thanos. Doing research now. Thanks
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I thought it was Hellboy lol
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I thought it was Hellboy lol
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SO DID I
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Jeez...
This is why comic book movies annoy me..
LOL
Its not as if he is a minor character in the comic universe...
I'm excited about the impending sequal though...
Damn. My version didn't have the credits. I'll try to see it as well since the credits sound interesting lol.
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Is nobody else sick to death of hearing about the poxy avengers???
It doesn't even look good.....
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Is nobody else sick to death of hearing about the poxy avengers???
It doesn't even look good.....
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Just you
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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conantroutman said:
Is nobody else sick to death of hearing about the poxy avengers???
It doesn't even look good.....
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It doesn't appeal to people who suck
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hungry81 said:
It doesn't appeal to people who suck
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In that case I could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.
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conantroutman said:
In that case I could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.
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conantroutman said:
In that case I could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.
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Hosepipe? Omg where are you from?
85gallon said:
Hosepipe? Omg where are you from?
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He's from Scutland. He means a hoosepipe.
Archer said:
He's from Scutland. He means a hoosepipe.
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Damn straight....
No hosepipe ban here. No hosepipe whatsoever actually becase the junkies stole it.....
Toxic Avenger 4. Now that is a movie.
Ok. Here in America only rednecks call it hosepipe. Must be the normal term in Scotland. Wait...... There is a ban on garden house in Scotland?
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Ok. Here in America only rednecks call it hosepipe. Must be the normal term in Scotland. Wait...... There is a ban on garden house in Scotland?
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Don't know about Scotland, but in England there is in some places...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17615364

XDA Bassists thread

Refer to title... Nuff said
inb4 close
So two bassist walk into a bar...
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here's me playing hey joe earlier today, man it was an awesome gig
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No don't close!!
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it was only a joke
I have a bass
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What kind of Bass do you play Hus?
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trell959 said:
What kind of Bass do you play Hus?
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Whatever you give me, I can't afford one atm
The one in the video is a 5 Strings Squire, it's pretty awesome, I'm gonna miss it
Bassist: A musician's best friend
Looks like you're the only one here Husam
Bassists get less loving than the tech guy.
ABOUT DAMN TIME! One more reason to avoid the nexus sections...
My new home on xda.
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This looks like the first page of my drummer thread lol
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I love bass fishing.
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bangdrum said:
I love bass fishing.
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So you're a fan of Phish? Gordon is a dog. Such a versatile player.
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LordManhattan said:
Looks like you're the only one here Husam
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I play too!
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Another thread to troll?
You girls are spoiling me.....
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conantroutman said:
Another thread to troll?
You girls are spoiling me.....
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Nothing to see in the Mafia thread. Don't bother.
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Nothing to see in the Mafia thread. Don't bother.
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Haha, I leave that thread alone.....
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This looks like the first page of my drummer thread lol
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nah, yours is funnier

Stereotype the person above you

Saw this on another forum. Basically you just stereotype the person above you.
Example (each line is a new user posting)
^made a stupid thread
^likes to call people names like a 12 year old
^knows how 12 year old kids act because he hangs out with them.
Etc etc.
So what you are trying to do is play off of the person above you while making fun of them. We witty and creative, but don't call people gay or be racist. Clean fun thread here!
Now begin!!
******ONCE YOU POST IN HERE YOU AGREE THAT YOU WILL NOT BE OFFENDED AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE RESPONSES PERSONALLY*****
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^Clearly going to end up a cat lady.
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I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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Gender confused feline lover ^
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m1l4droid said:
I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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^Denial^
^^^Sits alone in his basement talking to the tv....
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^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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^Perpetually smells like coffee and cigarettes.
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Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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^wishes he was skinny
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Orange_furball said:
^wishes he was skinny
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^has a hairball
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^has a hairball
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Wishes he had hair
SimonTS said:
Wishes he had hair
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Has a hair fetish.
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Orange_furball said:
Has a hair fetish.
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Wears too much orange (that really bright orange that you can see three blocks away)....,
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Orange_furball said:
Has a hair fetish.
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Has something against a hair fetish
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(Frank) said:
Has something against a hair fetish
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Has something against following the rules of the thread. *tisk tisk*
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(Frank) said:
Has something against a hair fetish
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(Has never seen BDs thick flowing locks)
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^Secretly likes hipsters.
MissionImprobable said:
^Secretly likes hipsters.
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Secretly IS A hipster...
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.
^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
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^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
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Likes being beaten up by small white cockatiels^^
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What Does Your Computer Look Like

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Broken. My computer looks broken
death-by-soap said:
Broken. My computer looks broken
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lol! Bummer man.
Tomorrow I'll throw my Ununtu setup up here
Barley use my computer much since my evo, but thought Id turn it on for a bit
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nzxt phantom. i absolutely do not need a full-tower case (not even using half of all available slots), but looked great lol.
just bought a new tv to go with it =D
makes my full tower look small haha
I'm really thinking about upgrading to something a little more compact.
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Here's my office, aka mission control as everyone in the house likes to call it
ETA: 3rd pic I missed
We are legion, for we are many.
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I hope you like white
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I hope you like white
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Looks good.
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Five0nIt said:
Looks good.
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Thanks.
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I like to keep it simple. XD
^^^ water cooled I see?
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
^^^ water cooled I see?
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Totally. * cough *
Foxy Roxy said:
Totally. * cough *
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Gotta say, I love a clean desk. Nice job!
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Gotta say, I love a clean desk. Nice job!
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Thanks!
& your computer is so SMEXY. :highfive:
Foxy Roxy said:
Thanks!
& your computer is so SMEXY. :highfive:
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I appreciate that.
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Here's is mine. I had taken this pic while trying to set up the wifi to my place(I don't really use it on the floor) It's nothing's crazy, not like I can play the games I want to play on it since all the good ones are for the pc. Regardless, it's a decent machine to watch movies and browse the web.
Oh and HP makes one just like this buy it's ten times better. It's called the Z1. Super sexy..
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I hope you like white
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Agreed. White looks very cool!
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my htpc / media server
my main computer

Post Pic of Your Car Thread

Hey guys, first off I apologize if there is a thread like this I did search. I'm a noob to XDA Forums but I've been a member of multiple automotive forums for years. There's been post your phone threads so I figured I'd make a post your car thread on XDA.
So here's the deal, post a pic of your car and the make and model and you can give a little description if its modded or what not. Let's see OT's cars! I'll start.
I have a 1999 Lexus GS300, she was handed down to me as my first car a couple of years ago. Since then ive swapped out the motor (2JZGTE), lowered it and put aftermarket wheels on it (Varrstoen ES2.2.2).
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Your n00b is definitely showing. There's already a huge thread for this =p
Go here. http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1001539
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Heres mine!
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Heres mine!
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Sooooooooo many poooonnieessss!!!!!!!
Just one Spiderman!
Alright mods free to close. I'm an idiot lol.
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SleepyKrushna said:
Sooooooooo many poooonnieessss!!!!!!!
Just one Spiderman!
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You know it, haters gona hate.
LoopDoGG79 said:
You know it, haters gona hate.
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Lol you wish
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StormMcCloud said:
Lol you wish
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It's easy. Disregard females, acquire currency.
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I actually believe this
boborone said:
I actually believe this
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You should... they're a bit rare, but not unusual in rural areas....
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SleepyKrushna said:
You should... they're a bit rare, but not unusual in rural areas....
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no I believe it's your's
boborone said:
no I believe it's your's
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Naw... too expensive for me... and too safe... I like to live on the wild side
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http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/noframes/31619.shtml
What was the the TTE for this thing something like 12 minutes to empty at 225 mph?
The top gear test vid is one of the best ever done for the Bugatti...like WOW man...
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Naw... too expensive for me... and too safe... I like to live on the wild side
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.......maybe.....
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.......maybe.....
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Mmmm looks nice... but no cup holder... deal breaker. :thumbdown:
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