What: Trolling battle between xda's biggest trolls. Also known as "Moderators" and "Senior Moderators". Everyone in the Off Topic for some time knows
When: 13/6/2012 starting from 10:00 am GMT time. 24 hour competition
How: Each mod taking part should post here. Again this is a Mod Battle. Only Mods allowed. You can start from here and expand in the rest of OT. Everything is allowed, use your creativity. Greatest troll wins. OT members will be the judge
Why: Because you've been waiting for so long for this. And because off topic is becoming boring. Its a challenge from OT people
This thread can be locked and abused in any way you wish, but not deleted. It is needed to post the winner
Have fun
Cancelled. Why? look down
And I quote...
M_T_M said:
It will create a competitor type atmosphere amongst Mods. Also, I don't see a single mature and ethical Mod getting involved in such behavior
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And I'm not a performing seal. I have enough work on my hands cleaning up after people that can't retain a simple set of rules in their tiny minds.
Thread closed.
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Liek a mod....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Liek a mod....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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LOLWUT?
Also...inb4 the lock
M_T_M said:
LOLWUT?
Also...inb4 the lock
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Dats yoof speek innit bruv....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Archer said:
And I quote...
And I'm not a performing seal. I have enough work on my hands cleaning up after people that can't retain a simple set of rules in their tiny minds.
Thread closed.
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Agreed.
Either you bit ye tongue or losing your witty English grammar
conantroutman said:
Dats yoof speek innit bruv....
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Pfft......haterz gonna hate
Mod edit: It's open @ OP request, after some discussion. He's posting in it and then I'm closing it again. Probably not worth posting as I'll just delete it anyway
if only there were less noobs around...visiting OT.
*sigh*
I know its their fault
so, event cancelled. close this and keep posting as you would
troll time !!!!
Quick !!
so.. ib4l
again
hurry before this useless waste of forum space gets closed agai.....aww, he done close it already
Related
so the one little question that got in my mind 5 mins ago :
can you be off topic in the off-topic forum/thread?
Kristaps-K9-Lv said:
so the one little question that got in my mind 5 mins ago :
can you be off topic in the off-topic forum/thread?
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Off-Topic in Off-Topic
Quod Erat Demonstrandum​
LOL!!
P.S. Hey Mike, by any chance did you finally found the saved images from the thread "The best device ever"?
Cheers,
Found it!!! I FOUND IT!!!! BEST DEVICE EVER!!!
Curse you lead undies!!!!!
So, has anyone else heard about how US police and military are attacking (with microwave guns, sound wave that can be turned up loud enough to destroy your eardrums and tear gas) US citizens protesting the G20 Summit?
(What better way to stay off topic then to not acknowledge any previous post?)
Off topic in a off topic thread in off-topic forum talking about off topic!!
this is about as off topic as off topic can get!
supersanj said:
this is about as off topic as off topic can get!
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In a off-topic thread on off-topic forum!!
A litle map showing some info about off-topic threads!!
HOW to VOID the post in offtopic......​
Use this chair when at PC and when at XDA devs...
LOL!
Looks very confortable
To be off-topic in an off-topic thread on a forum about phones..... you must post a phone thread in the off-topic section. That way the on-topic post anywhere else, would be off-topic in the off-topic section!
About that post with the sound wave weapon..... I prefer a weapon that uses the "brown note" hehehehe...
orelsi said:
About that post with the sound wave weapon..... I prefer a weapon that uses the "brown note" hehehehe...
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Pittsburg filled with people who just sh*t themselves.
Interesting.
That is one nasty looking chair
Jajajaj yeah directly to y'all from Guanajuato Mexico!!! the mummys capital!!! or the mummys capital is Raccoon City????
The green car!
http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translat.../fotogaleria.html&lp=es_en&btnTrUrl=Translate
orb3000 said:
http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translat.../fotogaleria.html&lp=es_en&btnTrUrl=Translate
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The tires are made from rubber so it aint that green!!
Kristaps-K9-Lv said:
The tires are made from rubber so it aint that green!!
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Remolded gone through a 1000 cars and still as good as new
http://www.simonpanrucker.com/beans.html
just try it -- it will make your mood better!!
Bahahaha! I'm watching The Office.
Kelly: Dwight! Get out of my nook!
Pam (in New York, heard of her and Jim's bluetooth device): That's what she said! That's what she said that's what she said!
Pam's Co-Workers: (Looking around like, wtf)
Jim: Good one.
Mmmm. I <3 me some Office.
How long will it take to release the iPhone?
In the last part of september i guess...
Yeah. I heard september
Sent from my ThunderBolt using XDA App
60-days, 1-hour, 45-minutes.
GnatGoSplat said:
60-days, 1-hour, 45-minutes.
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Thanks. I broke my last flux capacitor, so I couldn't go check for myself.
And we care because...??????????????
Sent from either my N1, NS, or Sensation 4G
How long is a piece of crap?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Not long enough
Sent from my SilverBullet 'HTCDesireZ running CM7'
who the FK cares about Iphone ? ?
having Iphone means ( you need to get a life )
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There is a forum for your question. NOT this one
Youre looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD
What's an iphone? and why is there a number after the name?
Actually scratch that, I don't CARE!
iPhone 5 release date is likely to be September 7th 2011
Jeez guys, the guy just wanted to know, sure he could've googled it, but there really ain't no sense in trolling the man 0.0 Damn xD
In all seriousness, meet our little sister http://iphone-developers.com/
lol .....so much hate towards iphone.. lol
I notice that most people who don't have something bad to say about the iPhart are noobs and TheRomMistress, who moderates the iPhone-developer forum (not sure if there's anything to develop there...), but please, too all you noobs, please post in the right **** section.
sakai4eva said:
I notice that most people who don't have something bad to say about the iPhart are noobs and TheRomMistress, who moderates the iPhone-developer forum (not sure if there's anything to develop there...), but please, too all you noobs, please post in the right **** section.
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I do not moderate over at iphone-developers, nor do i like the iphone. I dispise Steve Jobs actually, but there is no point in answering his question with a iphone bashing contest. If you are going to respond in a thread, please do so respectably and with helpful answers or you could see the outcome of the Iron Fist. Thank you.
KA-TSHHHH!
Hear that?
Thats the crack of the whip....
I'm still allowed to troll though right?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
No go away
TheRomMistress said:
I do not moderate over at iphone-developers, nor do i like the iphone. I dispise Steve Jobs actually, but there is no point in answering his question with a iphone bashing contest. If you are going to respond in a thread, please do so respectably and with helpful answers or you could see the outcome of the Iron Fist. Thank you.
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Heheh, just pointing out that he posted in the wrong place. Perhaps a huge warning pop-up or an anti-bot question in the form of "Do you like the iPhone?" and only those who answer in the negative will be allowed in XDA?
And I'm sorry for over-stepping my bounds.
Hi, i just wanted to create a directory of amazing facepalm images. Heres a few to start the collection:
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-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
webstar1 said:
so we can troll n00bs on xda .
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Not the sort of behaviour we expect from senior members.
How about politely reminding them to search and read instead of trying to belittle them with a grossly overused meme.
Just a thought.......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Not the sort of behaviour we expect from senior members.
How about politely reminding them to search and read instead of trying to belittle them with a grossly overused meme.
Just a thought.......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Although I agree with your methodology, these pictures are funny.
That you cannot deny.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
conantroutman said:
Not the sort of behaviour we expect from senior members.
How about politely reminding them to search and read instead of trying to belittle them with a grossly overused meme.
Just a thought.......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Agreed. I know how newbies feel being treated that way ,we need to help them to the right direction, instead of make fun of them.
that's the way making a wonderful community.
twitch153 said:
Although I agree with your methodology, these pictures are funny.
That you cannot deny.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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Put em Dirks huuge random image thread...
No issue with the pics themselves...
Leaving this thread open, but please, no discouraging remarks regarding other members or its closed. Also edited OP.
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TheRomMistress said:
Leaving this thread open, but please, no discouraging remarks regarding other members or its closed. Also edited OP.
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So why is this allowed:
http://youtu.be/JmvCpR45LKA
?
Just wondering
Heres more to add
... more and more ...
xda premium
webstar1 said:
So why is this allowed:
http://youtu.be/JmvCpR45LKA
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Just wondering
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That video is in friendly jest and was created with the admins stamp of approval. Rude comments towards new members inside the threads only lead to more rude comments.
nothing wrong with the video, rather amusing tbh
god that is awesome! wish i could give a Thanks! to the guy who made it lol... classic!
Doesn't the video talk about pointless threads?
this is the off topic section right?
Sterist said:
this is the off topic section right?
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It is the off topic section, but it's not the "Holy **** I can post some spam here so I can get 10 posts and spam the dev forums" section.
right. i can see your point but it's just that epic. yes i used the search to look for another thread complimenting it
Sterist said:
right. i can see your point but it's just that epic. yes i used the search to look for another thread complimenting it
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And there are at least two from the last month I remember off the top of my head.
Fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight!
Trololololololololol
I loves me a good ol fashioned OT throwdown......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight!
Trololololololololol
I loves me a good ol fashioned OT throwdown......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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But instead of this:
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We get this:
jaszek said:
It is the off topic section, but it's not the "Holy **** I can post some spam here so I can get 10 posts and spam the dev forums" section.
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Damn, I was hoping it was, because I need to post a ROM I compiled into the dev forums but I can't do that until I have met my spam quota first
EvilStevious said:
Damn, I was hoping it was, because I need to post a ROM I compiled into the dev forums but I can't do that until I have met my spam quota first
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"Thanks!"
p.s. it let me post in the dev zone @ 8. thanks, mods.... i guess?
jaszek said:
It is the off topic section, but it's not the "Holy **** I can post some spam here so I can get 10 posts and spam the dev forums" section.
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YEAH...me too
You can thank him
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1051553
Here's a poll that surely no troll can resist. I wonder how many will answer it correctly...
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I'll get the ball rolling, and prove once and for all that I ain't no troll
Do I win?
M_T_M said:
Do I win?
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There's spam for the winner, to be announced on Friday 21st December, 2012.
Archer said:
There's spam for the winner, to be announced on Friday 21st December, 2012.
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Hmmm, i picked "Yes". What's wrong with me?!
I won
Poll choices should read:
1) No
2) No
trolololol
Look at poll nao!!
PROBLEM?
Guys, stop trolling. It makes all of the new people not feel welcome and leave the forum.
You thought I'd put a troll face here?
Well you were right.
Troll Poll ftw!!
M_T_M said:
Look at poll nao!!
PROBLEM?
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Lol. And the thanks was meant - it wasn't a misquote. I totally forgot the 3rd option! Shows how little of a troll I really am.
jaszek said:
Guys, stop trolling. It makes all of the new people not feel welcome and leave the forum.
You thought I'd put a troll face here?
Well you were right.
Troll Poll ftw!!
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jas you are sooo predictable
count me in this battle
Not sure if anyone clicked the link..
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trolololololololol
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trolololololololol
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Trollternet Extroller?
A few of you guys are obviously having problems understanding the rules, so this should clear things up...
Clear as dense fog
Also...get on it!!
Archer said:
A few of you guys are obviously having problems understanding the rules, so this should clear things up...
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Thanks. Now I know how to troll like the masters.
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But you can never finish trolling.
jaszek said:
But you can never finish trolling.
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Because you can't start it
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