Related
It was a night unlike any other day,
I was standing on the edge of the cliff hugging the sunset - it kicked me in the head at about 40dB and asked me to leave her be so that she can finish her shift but alas, the moon stood her up.
I turned and walked in reverse. I fell. I fell again. I fell again. I was sick of falling so I got up when suddenly I felt myself surrounded. I felt right.
2 VR6 dogs, one brown, one left started negotiating with me a monologue and when they were done, they started running towards me with an ambition never seen that night. they worked on me for a few hours to think they're dogs. their work yielded my bones.
The cliff drew me towards itself. I pulled back but found it was charged with attractivity and i stayed hanging on it's lip. it screamed. I realized that David Copperfield is dead for a while now thus he cannot help me up.. and besides.. he's an asshole.
I grabbed the tongue of a mexican eggplant passing in its car at the same moment. assuming I prefered to stay alive, I decided to claim my innocence and ask the honorable eggplant to lift me up not foreseeing any dagner since an eggplant as all eggplants, is mute. Murphey decided to prove me wrong and the eggplant asked for a cigarette. to my surprise, I fell down.
Death was quick and insensitive, it cursed my existance in every possible way until i bled diet cola.
I returned to my home petit, and sprained my ankle. It hurt. As i sat to eat breakslow, my brain figured out that a mechanical catalogization of the day's happenings will certainly be preceived as a routine incident of prehistorical philanthropy and so, I will save the world. I sew a custome. returning to the cliff, I triple jumped from the cliff for inspiration but found that I am not strong enough as to flap my hands so to keep me in the air for more than a few moments and I banged my head on a sharp rock which calibrated its position to hit my brain a few moments before i landed.
A cornslice came out of an unhomogeneous door, stroke me a niner and lost itself to death.. poor corn.
spunked up, my decision to finish the day was fatal to my socks. I fell asleep to death.
I didnt know mescaline was still popular. I once puked whole sheets of plywood.
I was supposed to eat that pill? I gave it away as candy on halloween! I guess I live in a bad neighborhood so no harm done, right?
"There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a mod in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."
..........
MMMMMMMMMMM.............weed...............mmmmmmmmmmmm
wOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CHOCOLATE RAIN!
i think nir is on crack today, or is it the studies
i actually followed evey word
it a whirlwind of emotion
mikechannon said:
I have to admit it is weirdly, madly deeply poetic. Certainly more than a walk on the embers of love with happiness obliterating the beacon of doom - well I think so anyway It reminds me of those heady days savouring the delights of that mushy wench, Psilosybin Mexicana.
Mike
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
So you have visited and tested one of the Mexican deligths uh?
MMMMMMMMMM...................shrooms.....................mmmmmmmmmm
I don't use drugs. if in "shrooms" you are implying that i am
nir36 said:
I don't use drugs. if in "shrooms" you are implying that i am
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Don't worry, like most off topic's , I think the thread has left the OP behind.
ha ha shrooms
feeling totally left out as a teetotaler
it reminded me of a story be phillip k. **** (do andorids dream of electric sheep?, We can remember it for you wholesale, Minority report, paycheck)
i think its called The Story to End All Stories for Harlan Ellison’s Anthology Dangerous Visions and its from Volume V, The Little Black Box of his collected stories.
its basically about two he shes in space having a baby then fighting over it so one of them eats it up then they realise it was god
jayjay8585 said:
ha ha shrooms
feeling totally left out as a teetotaler
it reminded me of a story be phillip k. **** (do andorids dream of electric sheep?, We can remember it for you wholesale, Minority report, paycheck)
i think its called The Story to End All Stories for Harlan Ellison’s Anthology Dangerous Visions and its from Volume V, The Little Black Box of his collected stories.
its basically about two he shes in space having a baby then fighting over it so one of them eats it up then they realise it was god
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
wow. I think i'm going to rewrite his story about that and post it here. sounds like a magical story.
I would like to recommend a few books.
- The man and the dildo, by ingmar booboofixer
- Walking on the moo, by someone who dislikes cows
- Garage Barage, by the US airforce
and
- Mixing up with the likes of thee - a story of brotherhood between sisters, by Horace Blackfont
The man and the dildo, by ingmar booboofixer
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
a story of brotherhood between sisters
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Originally Posted by nir36 View Post
I don't use drugs. if in "shrooms" you are implying that i am
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
.....
wth isent Quote's included in the 10chars limit?
Bah. I'm hurt. you are all assuming that such talent in writing idiotic, pointless things can only be done by being a junkie. OFFENDED is what i am. OFFENDED!
i dont
respect the mental mod massive!!!!
jayjay8585 said:
i dont
respect the mental mod massive!!!!
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
what was the word i dont for
clearly you guys have gone crazier than I have. so to reclaim my insanitfy i'll post another story i wrote like 6 years ago.
The indian guy who didn't know why (biblical story)
it was 8:00 pm, and it was green
I leaped over to the window to watch a game of EarBall between 2eggplants who tried kick one another in the ear while the "babbit rabbit" ate one of them but the blinds were closed and I couldn't see anything.
I could not ignore the fact that by using an RPG you can just lift the blind and his sister but due the a short workday in radioactive cornflakes factory I gave up the sportive activity required to perform the action.
Even tho it was summer, it wasn't cold. on the contrary, i WAS cold. I went out to the garden to find a best viewing angle but the eggplants were already gone and "babbit rabbit" died from an epileptic siezure due to stamp overlicking.
I wore my underwear, went outside, and back in. I was sick of being inside all day so I came back in and went down to the attic to sort my collection of beans. one bean attacked me with a dropkick to the left brow but i managed to contain it by injecting 6 litres of cyanide to its left lobe. it screamed for help but there was no one there. Yossi died.
As i was sorting my beans by name, i felt a pat on my shoulder. I turned 360 degrees and saw exactly what i was seeing before. I thought that this might've been a defected calculation and maybe 520 more degrees are required... when suddenly, i saw it. a big head with nothing underneath was looking at me through glittering eyes with a huge nose, 2 eyebrows connected by a safety pin and 2 chin dimples.
the glittering eyes with the huge nose turned to me and asked: "who's boy are you?!"
I responded.
This was face traumatizing. since then, i do not go down to the attic anyless to sort beans by name - only by format (bean.exe.. and so forth)..
Im a huge paranormal stuff fan, and I love to watch movies like Paranormal activity1, The haunting in Connecticut and The Fourth Kind.
I love them because they are scary as hell and sometimes don't let you sleep XD
As for paranormal experiences, I remember back in 2009 in my Grandma's house, I'd hear footsteps down the stairs and knocks on doors even when no one was there. Also, doors would open randomly and there was no sign of anyone or anything.
Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2
The Devils Rejects, hands down. I'm really excited for The Lords of Salem too.
Edit: now that the OP changed the title of this thread from "favorite horror/ paranormal movie", my post makes no sense here.
Love REC
Sent from my LT26i with Tapatalk 2
If anyone is wondering, don't watch Chernobyl Diaries. No, not only it's not scary, also cause it royally sucks.
Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2
Meh I'm not a fan of scary movies. Mostly because none of them are actually scary.
Now there is an abandoned warehouse near my ex-girflriends house that is haunted by something seriously evil. Everyone I know says that every time they pass it they get a really bad chill down their spine and feel like something is watching them. There is a sidewalk on either side of the street but no one who lives in the area walks on the one that is on the same side as the warehouse, well unless it is some kid getting dared to do it.
StormMcCloud said:
Meh I'm not a fan of scary movies. Mostly because none of them are actually scary.
Now there is an abandoned warehouse near my ex-girflriends house that is haunted by something seriously evil. Everyone I know says that every time they pass it they get a really bad chill down their spine and feel like something is watching them. There is a sidewalk on either side of the street but no one who lives in the area walks on the one that is on the same side as the warehouse, well unless it is some kid getting dared to do it.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I bet it's just å hype. Try walking past it.
Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2
FromiOSToAndroid said:
I bet it's just å hype. Try walking past it.
Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Nope not hype. I would always take the next street over to get to her house because I didn't like going past that place. Something about that building just feels wrong.
It also probably doesn't help that a few people died in it back in the 50's because of an electrical fire.
StormMcCloud said:
Nope not hype. I would always take the next street over to get to her house because I didn't like going past that place. Something about that building just feels wrong.
It also probably doesn't help that a few people died in it back in the 50's because of an electrical fire.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Dang, that sounds bad
Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2
I think they should ask a petition to demolish such buildings, or this would make those spirits mad? I don't believe that much, as ad atheist, bit if I feel something...
Sent from my LT26i with Tapatalk 2
I suspect Archer might close this thread tomorrow if there aren't some other posts except movies, and I'm a little buzzed and haven't told anyone this in a long time, so here goes. Maybe should have in Confessions though...
I was in a dark period in my life many years ago, 25, stupid, wasting my life in many ways. I was pretty enamored of the Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, some of the most well-written books out there, to the point where I wanted to have one of the vampires take me away, claim me, and take me to the Dark Side. Literally.
And one of them showed up. This is not a joke and is absolutely true so please read on.
I was laying in my bed, very late one night. I had a habit of keeping the room totally dark, all doors and windows closed, in a position much like a coffin with the covers tucked in tightly around me. A couple of nights previously, I had managed to somehow leave my body behind while I floated up through the ceiling, through the roof, above the house, looking around and very much enjoying the experience, and then I realized exactly what I was doing and SNAPPED back to my body, waking almost in a panic. I was frigidly cold for about an hour, but I was very excited that I had managed to do it and wanted to do it again.
Well, that eventful night, I was in my normal position, when I suddenly snapped awake and I KNEW that Something was in the room with me. I looked into the deep darkness across my small bedroom, and there was Something darker still staring back at me. It was big and dark and terrible and powerful, and I knew that it had come for me after I had gotten his attention a couple of nights before. I stared back for what seemed to be hours, but I knew it was merely fractions of a second. I then understood that it was now my time to choose. I could go with him, and see and do things I could scarcely imagine.
At that instant, I backed my body up to the wall behind the bed and yelled, "Jesus, protect me". I was terrified. Suddenly a bright glowing shield appeared in front of me and moved toward the Darkness. No sooner did that happen then it flew out the door. I felt the door open and close so fast I could not see it, but I felt the wind. I got up and ran out of the room, and I could still feel the air movement from the front door as well.
So I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that there really are terrible and monstrous things out there. This was the Real Deal. It literally scared me straight and showed me in no uncertain terms that I was making the wrong choices in my life.
Dude, you're a good writer! Not sarcastic (might even be my first post that isn't )
That is a chilling story. I don't have any of my own, but I wanted to thank you for sharing.
Sent from my coffee pot.
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Dude, you're a good writer! Not sarcastic (might even be my first post that isn't )
That is a chilling story. I don't have any of my own, but I wanted to thank you for sharing.
Sent from my coffee pot.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Thanks friend. I will never forget a single detail from that night. It has been over 20 years now, and I still remember it like yesterday.
I do like to write, but I have to be in that groove. I am sure you know the feeling. I did 90%+ of my New User Guide in two one hour spans with 5 hours of not-really-sleep in the middle since my wife made me come to bed , then very minor tweaking.
mf2112 said:
Thanks friend. I will never forget a single detail from that night. It has been over 20 years now, and I still remember it like yesterday.
I do like to write, but I have to be in that groove. I am sure you know the feeling. I did 90%+ of my New User Guide in two one hour spans with 5 hours of not-really-sleep in the middle since my wife made me come to bed , then very minor tweaking.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Oh yeah! OK, I forgot that was you that you wrote that guide...awesome! I still wish more people would read it though lol.
And I'm with you on the "groove". :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:
Sent from my coffee pot.
I hope Mr. Archer does not come and ruin the fun
Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2
FromiOSToAndroid said:
I hope Mr. Archer does not come and ruin the fun
Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Who knows, he might be fine with it. Sorry I started a derailment chatting with mf2112. He's a valued member and he had a great story.
Sent from my coffee pot.
Maybe Archer won't close it if the OP changes the title and removes the part about movies.
Also I know it's not really paranormal but has anyone else ever had sleep paralysis?
I've experienced it twice in my life both times were during the same night. The first time it happened I woke up and could move my eyes but nothing else. At first it didn't bother me but then I looked up and the ceiling above me started bubbling and turning a dark red. The next thing I knew it started dripping, then pouring, what looked like blood onto me. I kept trying to scream for help but every time I did it only came out a small whisper. The blood started pooling up around me until it it reached my mouth and nose. No matter how hard I tried I couldn't move at all and I started choking on the blood.
Right after that I sprung up coughing and everything was back to normal. I just chalked it up to being a bad dream, that for some reason I could remember all of, so I went back to sleep. About thirty minutes to an hour later I woke up again, once again unable to move. Fortunately this time I didn't have any weird hallucinations but I still couldn't move. It was not fun at all no matter how hard I tried to scream trying to get someone to help me it only came out a faint whisper.
Needless to say once I was fully awake I gave up on trying to sleep.
This one time I saw a ghost. I said hi and he said hi. It was a pretty awkward conversation. He had a Jamaican accent though. I think it was Bob Marley but I couldn't tell. He offered me some weed but it was ghost weed so I couldn't smoke it.
veeman said:
This one time I saw a ghost. I said hi and he said hi. It was a pretty awkward conversation. He had a Jamaican accent though. I think it was Bob Marley but I couldn't tell. He offered me some weed but it was ghost weed so I couldn't smoke it.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Good job. Making fun of someone who died. Must feel like a Sir doing that.
Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2
StormMcCloud said:
Maybe Archer won't close it if the OP changes the title and removes the part about movies.
Also I know it's not really paranormal but has anyone else ever had sleep paralysis?
I've experienced it twice in my life both times were during the same night. The first time it happened I woke up and could move my eyes but nothing else. At first it didn't bother me but then I looked up and the ceiling above me started bubbling and turning a dark red. The next thing I knew it started dripping, then pouring, what looked like blood onto me. I kept trying to scream for help but every time I did it only came out a small whisper. The blood started pooling up around me until it it reached my mouth and nose. No matter how hard I tried I couldn't move at all and I started choking on the blood.
Right after that I sprung up coughing and everything was back to normal. I just chalked it up to being a bad dream, that for some reason I could remember all of, so I went back to sleep. About thirty minutes to an hour later I woke up again, once again unable to move. Fortunately this time I didn't have any weird hallucinations but I still couldn't move. It was not fun at all no matter how hard I tried to scream trying to get someone to help me it only came out a faint whisper.
Needless to say once I was fully awake I gave up on trying to sleep.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Sleep paralysis sucks bad, once I had SP and I was stuck in front a room full of demons and their shadows were in front of me.
Usually, the easiest way out of SP is to move your hand REAL fast, as that gradually reconnects your brain to your body.
Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2
FromiOSToAndroid said:
Good job. Making fun of someone who died. Must feel like a Sir doing that.
Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Making fun? Chill out bro. Bob Marley is awesome.
Hi!
This thread is a place that everyone can share their experience here of their worst day (not necessary)of life. :laugh:
Starting with me,
1.)I forgot to bring my necktie so the social studies teacher scolded me
2.)I'm late for morning assembly and got a detention (should have sneaked into the toilet so no one knows im late)
3.)I duplicated my homework's topic with my two friends and i already finished it. No, not copying.
4.)My Galaxy Tab "vanished into thin air"
5.)XDA App's dead
6.)I've got a headache
7.)The car I traveled home today was wayyyyyyyyyyyyy tooooooooooooooo small
8.)It's raining in the evening
My old iPod touch went through the wash.
I went to off-topic one day and there was this thread that already existed.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1331290
Thread closed.
When your talking about someone and then you realise he's next to you
TAMW your 11 yr daughter hands you your newborn and says " Here, take her, you helped make her"
TAMW someone makes a thread about awkward moments.
That awkward moment when someone closes the thread you started because you didn't follow rule #1.
I hope this is ok, nothing in the rules seams to suggest this would be wrong... if it is against the rules, please delete with my apologies.
My company is holding a competition for best smile and I have sent in a picture of my Dog Bandit who sadly was put to sleep in September after a massive stroke left him disabled.
I have never won anything in my life and could do with a win right now having recently split up from my wife of 8 years when she walked out on me about 10 weeks ago... and it would be a great send off for my best friend.
Link:
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/...88804569097.1073741833.322386357786011&type=1
I would appreciate it if you could take a minute to Like my picture, the competition ends on friday the 31st, I was in the lead but over night another picture has jumped from 101 votes to 159, dropping my picture to second place.
Thank You
link not available man
and my condolenses..
Here is the link to the "vote for my BS" thread....use search next time
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2268238
Link fixed
as for the vote for me thread, first page is full of people taking the mick out of the original poster so thought it unsuitable.
ukdtweak said:
Link fixed
as for the vote for me thread, first page is full of people taking the mick out of the original poster so thought it unsuitable.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Doesn't matter, it's still the proper thread for this to be in. Time to get mick-y!