http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18545003
Why anyone would want one I do not know, I'm typing this on an iPad 3 work have forced on us (they wouldn't exchange it for a transformer prime) and it is such a heap of junk.
Anyway, American woman in the US goes into an Apple store with her Iranian uncle and speaks to him in Farsi, sales guy hears, asks what language they're speaking and when they tell him it's Iranian he tells them they can't buy any Apple products.
When they complain to Apple they're told to order online so it doesn't happen again! Great vote of confidence in their shop staff!
My typical answer would be a pic of the Ancient Aliens guy with the text "Americans", but this isn't really an american thing at all, so:
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18545003
Why anyone would want one I do not know, I'm typing this on an iPad 3 work have forced on us (they wouldn't exchange it for a transformer prime) and it is such a heap of junk.
Anyway, American woman in the US goes into an Apple store with her Iranian dad and speaks to him in Farsi, sales guy hears, asks what language they're speaking and when they tell him it's Iranian he tells them they can't buy any Apple products.
When they complain to Apple they're told to order online so it doesn't happen again! Great vote of confidence in their shop staff!
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It's because she said she was going to send it to her cousin in Iran. Apple has an embargo on Iran. People should stop overreacting to everything.
And ib4l
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Definite ib4l - yet again 'humanity' shows its stoopid side by reading half a story in the news, believing what they are told as gospel, and over-reacting like normal
P.S. Please, please, please can we go back to the old emoticons? These are just pathetic...
veeman said:
It's because she said she was going to send it to her cousin in Iran. Apple has an embargo on Iran. People should stop overreacting to everything.
And ib4l
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You mean in before SECOND lock.
Same thing was locked yesterday.
Simon.TS.HTC said:
Definite ib4l - yet again 'humanity' shows its stoopid side by reading half a story in the news, believing what they are told as gospel, and over-reacting like normal
P.S. Please, please, please can we go back to the old emoticons? These are just pathetic...
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Well.. FYI, i didn't read the article.. so. yeah! :good:
veeman said:
It's because she said she was going to send it to her cousin in Iran. Apple has an embargo on Iran. People should stop overreacting to everything.
And ib4l
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Article doesn't say anything about her wanting to send it to her cousin, the wording suggests the 19 year old American wanted the iPad for herself.
xaccers said:
Article doesn't say anything about her wanting to send it to her cousin, the wording suggests the 19 year old American wanted the iPad for herself.
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BBC isn't the only news website.
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BBC isn't the only news website.
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It's the only one someone's bothered linking to in the thread though
IB4TL
m1l4droid said:
I made a similar thread yesterday and it got locked... but yeah I hate Apple even more now... racist pricks.
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Wasn't that closed because it was turning into an Apple v Android thread?
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It's the only one someone's bothered linking to in the thread though
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That's probably because you're the only person bothered enough to get worked up by this.
m1l4droid said:
I made a similar thread yesterday and it got locked... but yeah I hate Apple even more now... racist pricks.
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It should be locked. If you want to discuss Apple then go to the Apple forum. If you want to tell us what you hate then post it in the "I hate ..." thread. If you just want to be angry and swear then go away and stop polluting XDA - your views aren't needed and you should remember there are youngsters here as well as old gits like me.
Some one had to do it. This thread may go in so many directions that I be pulling the Minority Report trick on it.
Thanks Scotty
Regards,
Related
I was going around reading some forums and I came across this.
"You know how some cars just look like chick cars and when guys drive them it always looks kinda gay? The iPhone is like that!"
I gotta admit that was pretty funny.
Now I'm asking people if they have something similar to that just to have a good laugh.
Someone asked chuck Norris why he doesnt have an iphone, he replied same reason I dont use tampons
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Nice ones for the off topic section
We need a bit more of LOL..That didn't make much of sound..!
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Someone asked chuck Norris why he doesnt have an iphone, he replied same reason I dont use tampons
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I like this one lol facebook, here i come...
Pefect thread for this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7SzB58qHI0&feature=player_embedded#!
Nothing says I'm an d!ck head more than having "Sent from my iPhone" at the end of every email
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lol
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lol
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lol
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lol
hold it in mid air!
flyboyovyick said:
lol
hold it in mid air!
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Thanks god he didn't ask to use it as a dildo!!!
God I love how mature this community is...
maheshpatel said:
lol
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Authenticity fail, Apple never uses the word "the".
AdrianK said:
God I love how mature this community is...
Authenticity fail, Apple never uses the word "the".
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Nice Catch
Lol!
Nice one
Eh I'm bored so here's one
I just bought a new iPod touch, it's like an iPhone except you can't make calls .... Oh wait, it's just like an iPhone
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Eh I'm bored so here's one
I just bought a new iPod touch, it's like an iPhone except you can't make calls .... Oh wait, it's just like an iPhone
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lol
Found this on a Machin**** forum:
My old Apple G3 Tower has become so slow.
This morning I logged into "Just 18" porno website.
By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.
lolololol
Haha!
My Mac is broke, MagSafe won't charge it, owell it's under warranty, hopefully apple will replace it so when I sell it I get more
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Haha!
My Mac is broke, MagSafe won't charge it, owell it's under warranty, hopefully apple will replace it so when I sell it I get more
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lmfaosmiacbihuuatoitr!!!!!
flyboyovyick said:
lol
Found this on a Machin**** forum:
My old Apple G3 Tower has become so slow.
This morning I logged into "Just 18" porno website.
By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.
lolololol
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This one was hilarious.
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why does iphone has a g sensor,
to know in what direction it is spinning before it hits the wall
why does iphone 4 have front camera, so that apple know that the user wasnt pissing on it and claiming that he spilled apple juice all over it
husam666 said:
why does iphone has a g sensor,
to know in what direction it is spinning before it hits the wall
why does iphone 4 have front camera, so that apple know that the user wasnt pissing on it and claiming that he spilled apple juice all over it
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lollollollol
Or maybe it's BBC that got trolled IRL. lol
Evacuate the dungeon!
Edit: Post #4000!
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Grab teh cookies...grab teh cookies!!!!! and don't forget The game *which you've lost*
M_T_M said:
Grab teh cookies...grab teh cookies!!!!! and don't forget The game *which you've lost*
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Godammit... again??
Edit: Nice to see the BBC Licence Fees not being wasted on frivolous reporting. 'Coming next to the BBC. A six part expose... M_T_M, Troll or Genius - A 9 part miniseries on the life of a forum moderator.
I'm glad we don't experience that kind of troll in here. That's a pretty low form of life right here.
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I just feel that it's hilarious how a an international network does a piece about internet trolling. What happened to 'do not feed the troll'? And isn't that guy happy now since the point of trolling is to get attention?
jaszek said:
I just feel that it's hilarious how a an international network does a piece about internet trolling. What happened to 'do not feed the troll'? And isn't that guy happy now since the point of trolling is to get attention?
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Troll was fed filet mignon that day....also the game was lost by all of you...again!
M_T_M said:
Troll was fed filet mignon that day....also the game was lost by all of you...again!
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But I lost less then 30 minutes ago.
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Clearly that guy was a ****, but some trolling is just so well done that you can't help but be in awe of it:
Segue to a Cracked article...
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-****-moves-in-history-online-gaming/
I always loved this one, mainly for the EVE Online story. I read about this when it happened and it was so audacious you couldn't help but laugh.
"As with the real-world economy, making a profit in the world of EVE Online is easier if you form corporations. While many spend years working together for mutual gain, others behave a lot like corporations do in the real world. Or at least how they would if they operated in a universe where murder is legal.
For instance, the Guiding Hand Social Club assassinates people for profit and steals their stuff for bonuses. In one instance, they were hired to destroy "Mirial," the CEO of Ubiqua Seraph corporation. While many EVE Online players literally grind rocks for hours to make a profit, the GHSC use the assignment to show everyone what Ocean's Eleven would have been like if it took place in the Star Wars universe."
I use my rl fb account, come at me BBC
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btw, RIP pages and insults like that are pure noobism, that's not trolling, that's newf*gotry
M_T_M said:
Grab teh cookies...grab teh cookies!!!!! and don't forget The game *which you've lost*
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Here mtm... Take this
Happy? I lost 4 times in 5 minutes because of your posts
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Just when I thought it was safe to talk trash behind my computer.
I actually watched that whole episode of panorama after seeing that clip a few days ago...
Sick b*******s.....
Btw, all the good threads are on the second page...
Obviously not this one anymore but meh....
Trolls are annoying cowards lol they only say what they say because they no none can get at them lol
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psxpetey said:
Trolls are annoying cowards lol they only say what they say because they no none can get at them lol
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psxpetey said:
Trolls are annoying cowards lol they only say what they say because they no none can get at them lol
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Totaly agree, and i was browsing BBC right now, and guess what? The dude (troll) got beaten up yesterday.
"Nimrod Severn" Attacked After BBC Confrontation"
LordManhattan said:
Totaly agree, and i was browsing BBC right now, and guess what? The dude (troll) got beaten up yesterday.
"Nimrod Severn" Attacked After BBC Confrontation"
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Finally trolls getting what they deserve. I'm happy to see someone to stand against trollism and trolls.
kelson18 said:
your argument is invalid xD
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Who's argument?
jaszek said:
Who's argument?
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He's the guy over there that looks like Alan but sounds like twitch....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
conantroutman said:
He's the guy over there that looks like Alan but sounds like twitch....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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Twallan????
I hope someone on this board agrees with this.
I'm not sure if this occurrs outside of the American English language, but if it does, I apologize.
Question: why do people....mostly female, but some men too, talk like everything is a question?
Im not talking about someone actually asking a question.
What I mean is, when a normal person says something like "I went to the movies last night." , you say "I went to the movies last night??...and it was OK?? But the popcorn sucked. So we went home? And then I texted Travis?....." you know what I mean...
The inflection in the voice. I hate it more than anything and I wish it would stop.
I hear it in person. I hear it on TV, and it makes you sound retarded if you do it.
I'm not perfect, but I speak English. Like a Sir.
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What are you talking about?
I don't get it either. What kind of people are you hanging around with? hahaha
I know exactly what you mean? I too hate it when people talk like that? I rarely pitch my sentences at the end when asking a question anyway?
+ 1
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I get it. It's mainly teenage girls who think its cool. So ****ing irritating
Huh?
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Yes i have notice that too, in my country if you speak like that you will be considered as a total fool!
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This topic was covered on Family Guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kusJhuuWFI
alaman68 said:
This topic was covered on Family Guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kusJhuuWFI
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Haha...great clip.
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Jeremy said:
I get it. It's mainly teenage girls who think its cool. So ****ing irritating
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You'd be surprised how many girls over 25 talk like that, atleast in Southern California.
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It's nearly 30 years since Frank Zappa released the album: "Ship arriving too late to save a drowning witch."
It contains the track "Valley Girl".
It would appear that very little has changed since.
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I hope someone on this board agrees with this.
I'm not sure if this occurrs outside of the American English language, but if it does, I apologize.
Question: why do people....mostly female, but some men too, talk like everything is a question?
Im not talking about someone actually asking a question.
What I mean is, when a normal person says something like "I went to the movies last night." , you say "I went to the movies last night??...and it was OK?? But the popcorn sucked. So we went home? And then I texted Travis?....." you know what I mean...
The inflection in the voice. I hate it more than anything and I wish it would stop.
I hear it in person. I hear it on TV, and it makes you sound retarded if you do it.
I'm not perfect, but I speak English. Like a Sir.
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Are you RP speaker? I love that accent
kind of prefer people that speak in questions to people that speak in metaphors
I thought it was just a mental disorder...
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yeah. i hate people ask questions like that.
I don't like to answer questions.
And i don't like people always ask question, even not ask me.
Yuhfhrh said:
I thought it was just a mental disorder...
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Let's say it's not(?)
LordManhattan said:
Let's say it's not(?)
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You wouldn't believe some of the people I've met though. Its really hard to tell the difference between mentally ill and stupid sometimes. I guess that just makes me stupid too for not being able to tell the difference lol
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DOH! I didn't mean to write that! I meant "Let's say it IS (a mental disorder)".
Well, it's pretty clear that i need a couple of hours on the pillow. Good night world!
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It's nearly 30 years since Frank Zappa released the album: "Ship arriving too late to save a drowning witch."
It contains the track "Valley Girl".
It would appear that very little has changed since.
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Great reference...been a Zappa fan for a long time. And I completely agree with your post.:thumbup:
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Say some aunt you haven't met in a decade, gives you a iPhone 5 and you hate Apple with your guts and want to get a S4 soon, what would you do? Take the iPhone 5 (obviously), and sell it?
My reaction.
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FinancialWar said:
Say some aunt you haven't met in a decade, gives you a iPhone 5 and you hate Apple with your guts and want to get a S4 soon, what would you do? Take the iPhone 5 (obviously), and sell it?
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Sorry user\person...
This thread simply ain't gonna make it my friend.
Although I love my Androids I will keep the iPhone and use it as a backup just in case the Android fails or better still give it to a family member who would probably appreciate it
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FinancialWar said:
Say some aunt you haven't met in a decade, gives you a iPhone 5 and you hate Apple with your guts and want to get a S4 soon, what would you do? Take the iPhone 5 (obviously), and sell it?
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Yes, sell it, then use it to buy the S4. Problem solved. Nothing to see here. Everybody move along now, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay hear....
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Yes, sell it, then use it to buy the S4. Problem solved. Nothing to see here. Everybody move along now, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay hear....
Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
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WHAT?
I would find a way to accelerate it up to supersonic speeds and launch it towards all who start useless threads, with fatal results.
-Accidental Asshole aka Jeremy
[Guide] Headphone/Earphone Buying
Odp: What would you do if you hate Apple, and someone gave you a iPhone for present?
Lets say someone gives you opportunity to be a member of THE BEST FORUM IN THE WORLD, but you need to follow few rules if you want to be a member, and one of them is to not open pointless threads. But you really like pointless threads. What do you do?
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POLSKAAAAAA BIAAAALOOOO CZEEEERWONIIIII!!!!!!!!!
"Android's source is better than most liquor stores, it's opened 24/7" gallardo5 aka Daniel
kill the person who gave that iPhone as a gift.sell it..get N4 or S4 or xperia Z
I must confess, I own an AppleTV. It was a father's day gift from my Apple-loving father in law. I made him a Grandpa, so I couldn't refuse like I wanted. So I use it, and it looks good with a huge android sticker on top.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I must confess, I own an AppleTV. It was a father's day gift from my Apple-loving father in law. I made him a Grandpa, so I couldn't refuse like I wanted. So I use it, and it looks good with a huge android sticker on top.
Sent from your mom.
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LIAR!!! That's a Google TV. You've been fooled all this time.
ak700 said:
LIAR!!! That's a Google TV. You've been fooled all this time.
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I wish.
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Haha so awesome I feel at home here. The company I work at I'm surrounded by apple zombies... 50>1 creative agency bahaha
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It may say iPhone and have an Apple logo but it doesn't mean Apple makes it...
CnC-ROCK said:
kill the person who gave that iPhone as a gift.sell it..get N4 or S4 or xperia Z
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Sell the body, right? Then you have an iphone AND and S4.
jaszek said:
Sell the body, right? Then you have an iphone AND and S4.
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Yup. For parts. Start with kidney and get an ipad for that. Left testicle should be enough to fund ipod.
If it DID happen (can't see it happening, too bloody expensive) I'd give it to my wife, since she started liking them (she has S3 btw) and monitor to wherever she gets disappointed or not.
It's why God invented ebay.
The good thing about a shiney new iPhone is someone else will give you money for it.
FinancialWar said:
Say some aunt you haven't met in a decade, gives you a iPhone 5 and you hate Apple with your guts and want to get a S4 soon, what would you do? Take the iPhone 5 (obviously), and sell it?
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I'd take said phone
Activate it with my cell provider
Log in to XDA
Look at this thread
Close said thread
Deactivate said device
Kill it with fire as I would not even think about using it for a cup holder
Have many LULZ whilst it burns
Have moar LULZ at your now closed thread
!!!!!
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MAJOR PROFIT!!!11!11111ELEVENTYONE
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What does this phone icon notification mean on my misses's Note. The phone is not calling anyone but have this notification...
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Maybe there is someone calling you?
ThaiDai said:
Maybe there is someone calling you?
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No... I think it's the phone's lag. Icon is gone now.
Yeah. It happens when the dialer gets stuck after you finish the call
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ThaiDai said:
Maybe there is someone calling you?
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8675 30 neeine
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AndroidSlave said:
8675 30 neeine
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Have you tried to enroll in an English class?
FinancialWar said:
Have you tried to enroll in an English class?
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Interesting. Aside from the fact that I live in Los Angeles, am American, and have a Doctorate, I am not sure if that would be necessary. Have you tried seeing a proctologist?
AndroidSlave said:
Interesting. Aside from the fact that I live in Los Angeles, am American, and have a Doctorate,
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Do you have a link to your publications?
FinancialWar said:
Do you have a link to your publications?
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Yes I have many publications by graduating law school. I wrote the declaration of independence; maybe you have heard of it. Thanks for your interest.
Do you have a purpose on xda aside from asking if you can install iOS on android (and trolling)?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=42766128
PS: my post which, for some odd reason, made you feel I don't have a grasp of the English language was a fun reference to http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/867-5309/Jenny "mate"
AndroidSlave said:
Yes I have many publications by graduating law school. I wrote the declaration of independence; maybe you have heard of it. Thanks for your interest.
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haha I thought so. PhD of crapping.
FinancialWar said:
haha I thought so. PhD of crapping.
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You thought so what? I have a Juris Doctorate. That's 4 years of college and 4 years of law school.
What do you have? Exactly.
AndroidSlave said:
You thought so what? I have a Juris Doctorate. That's 4 years of college and 4 years of law school.
What do you have? Exactly.
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JD isn't PhD, it's master degree.
You can get both JD/MBA qualification in just three years from University of Melbourne, a program which I planning on applying.
And my penis is bigger than both of yours... Can we stop this inane flaming please, totally pointless.
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And my penis is bigger than both of yours... Can we stop this inane flaming please, totally pointless.
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This isn't about ego, this is about misrepresentation and claiming something you're not, the guy thinks he is a Doctorate or trying to fool others into believing that he's a Doctorate.
It is not Juris Doctorate, it's Juris Doctor, you'd think someone who spent 4 year studying for a qualification would at least know the name of their qualification.
In Commonwealth nations, JD is classified as Masters but teaches the same thing as a LLB program, so in reality, JD is really just a bachelor law degree, the only difference is that you need a bachelor degree in another discipline to enroll in JD, that's why it's classified as a postgraduate or Masters.
Things are bit different in the States, but still JD is not a Doctorate, in fact, in the States, JD is the first law degree since there is no bachelor law degree.
FinancialWar said:
This isn't about ego, this is about misrepresentation and claiming something you're not, the guy thinks he is a Doctorate or trying to fool others into believing that he's a Doctorate.
It is not not Juris Doctorate, it's Juris Doctor, you'd think someone who spent 4 year studying for a qualification would at least know the name of their qualification.
In Commonwealth nations, JD is classified as Masters but teaches the same thing as a LLB program, so in reality, JD is really just a bachelor law degree, the only difference is that you need a bachelors another discipline to enroll in JD, that's why it's classified as a postgraduate or Masters. Things are different in the States, but still JD is not a Doctorate.
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No, it's about flaming and has nothing to do with the thread title. Send each other pm's if you want to continue.
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You really have no clue what youre saying. I have the diploma on my wall in front of me.
Right from Wikipedia: " Invariably an earned doctorate, the J.D./D.Jur. is equivalent in academic rank to the Doctor of Laws or Legum Doctor (LLD or LL.D.)."
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do some research before making asinine false assertions.